Chapter 2: The Black Snake

When Miao Wuren came back and took away the crutches, the old man couldn't laugh anymore, hahaha smiled with the teapot, and his expression was as happy as revenge.

"Master Shen, your mouth is really poisonous." Wenren Bodhisattva sat on the side and glanced at the old man helplessly: "In the end, you have to take advantage of your mouth, why bother?" ”

"You know the." The old man said angrily: "I'm happy!" ”

"Master, thanks to the fat seniors who came to save me this time, if it weren't for his righteous action, I'm afraid I would have become a meat ticket by now, just waiting for you to exchange the funeral scriptures." I whispered.

"I know." The old man waved his hand, looked at Wenren Bodhisattva, and his eyes became a little complicated: "Fat bald donkey, I really didn't expect it, I didn't owe you favors in all the years of going south and north, but now I owe one."

Wenren Bodhisattva smiled and did not speak.

"Do you know what it's called?" The old man asked.

Wenren Bodhisattva was stunned, what?

"The evening is not guaranteed." The old man snorted coldly.

Suddenly, the Bodhisattva was silent, and his expression was embarrassed.

"We also had some contradictions, this time the favor is compatible, you don't owe me in the future, and I don't owe you."

"Eh! So much better! Wenren Bodhisattva nodded busily.

Although I don't know what happened to these two old men before, just looking at the expression of the Bodhisattva, it shouldn't be a trivial matter.

Before I could ask more, the old man stood up and told Wenren Bodhisattva that there were a lot of empty rooms in the store, and I would ask Miss Chen to bring you two quilts for a while, so let's sleep today, and I will invite you out to dinner tomorrow.

Wenren Bodhisattva was not polite, nodded and said, That's bothering, we'll leave early tomorrow morning.

"You follow me upstairs and get the mud from the hole."

"Good!"

Back in the back room, the old man asked me to lie down on the bed, and he helped me check my injuries.

After he checked it from head to toe, his expression looked better, and it could even be said that it looked a little too much.

"The effectiveness of the Falling Yin Body is so strong?!" The old man muttered in disbelief, opened my eyelids, and looked at the whites of his eyes: "Not only can it recover the most basic injuries, but even the backlash of the qi reduction on the flesh can be alleviated, this effect is too fucking exaggerated."

The backlash of the gas drop has been alleviated??

When I heard the old man's words, I couldn't help but be a little surprised, but when I thought about it again, I was relieved.

It seems to be true!

Before cultivating the Yin Body, with a Shen family's fall of evil, I had to slow down for seven or eight days to ease up, but only the next day my mental state had already recovered eighty percent!

"How do you feel?" The old man cautiously asked me: "To be honest, don't give me good news or bad news." ”

"It's quite energetic, but it's not strong in my body, and I don't feel strong." I said it truthfully.

"Pretty spirited?" The old man frowned: "It won't be a return to the light, right?" ”

"You're really my grandfather!" I was so angry that I almost cried: "Is it interesting to curse your grandson!" ”

The old man just laughed, he didn't bother to comfort me at all, and then opened my eyelids and looked at it for a while, muttering in his mouth, the qi reduction and backlash were alleviated, but your physical condition is not very good, I'm afraid you will have to rest for two or three days.

I nodded and said that there was no rush to do this, and a few days off would be regarded as a holiday for myself.

"Master, did you leave a hand-copied funeral scripture yourself?" I lay on the bed, looked at him sideways, and said with a smile: "I don't feel distressed that you give him the funeral scriptures." ”

As soon as he heard my words, the old man immediately laughed, lit a cigarette, walked slowly to the bookcase and rummaged for a while, and then took out a small box.

Without waiting for me to ask, he opened the box and showed me it.

The wooden box contained a roll of black cloth, which looked a little familiar, as if this was not a fucking funeral scripture?!!

"Master! You're amazing! ”

Seeing the surprise on my face, the old man smiled even brighter, nodded and said, "You are not stupid, if I had reminded you earlier, you would definitely have thought of this."

"When did you steal it back?" I asked with great interest, "Was it the moment he walked out the door?" ”

Hearing my analysis, the swear words in the old man's mouth suddenly turned upside down, and he scolded two words over and over again.

Criticism.

"What I gave him was a Xibei fake! That's what it was! The old man glared at me with hatred and hatred, and explained angrily: "If I hadn't been prepared, I would have been defeated by him today!" ”

According to the old man, since the day we brought back the rat and the burial scripture, he was fully prepared that the Miao martial artists would come to the door at any time to seek revenge.

It's one thing to fight, it's another thing not to fight.

In order to avoid some unexpected troubles, he found a few old friends and asked them to make a fake in the style of this funeral scripture.

I have to say that the old man's friend is still reliable, and the fakes he makes are no different from the real thing, if he mixes them together, even he himself may not be able to distinguish them.

"After I got it back, I dug up all the contents that recorded the flesh body Gu, and this is also the only way for me to distinguish the real from the fake," the old man said, spreading out the black cloth and letting me look at it.

Sure enough, this book of burial scriptures is complete, and it should be the real thing the old man said.

"Since the truth is the same, why don't we give him the real thing?" I sighed: "That old thing's heart is small, if he knows that the burial scripture he took back is fake, he won't have to turn his face and find the door?" ”

"If he has that eyesight, I'll call him Master!" The old man said confidently: "My friends can't do anything else, and the means of counterfeiting are first-class!" ”

"Can they be trusted?" I asked tentatively.

"Don't worry, they're not insiders." The old man smiled, seemed to know my worries, and shrugged his shoulders: "These old guys can still be trusted, and it is impossible to leave a copy privately when they see the wealth."

"By the way, master, what contradiction do you have with Wenren Bodhisattva? I couldn't help but ask, "There are no outsiders here, can you tell me?" ”

To be honest, I'm really curious about the contradictions between them.

In today's terms, it can be regarded as a gossip heart that can't be suppressed.

"." The old man slapped me and scolded angrily: "Tell you about the shame, do you think I'm stupid?" ”

"What about you"

"Eat!"

The old man took out a handful of hole mud seeds from the bag, about a dozen of them, and handed them to me.

"How to leave no fruit?" I took the nuts and swallowed them with great interest: "Didn't you say that you can use this to transform into a yang body?" What's the matter? ”

"The old rule, surgery."

As soon as I heard this answer, I immediately shuddered and hurriedly asked, "Why do you do it again?" Didn't you say that falling into the shadow is the most troublesome? Do you still have to have surgery on this? ”

"Don't worry, don't use the knife."

As he spoke, the old man took a small bowl, peeled off the mud from the hole, and threw all the nuts into the bowl.

"The Gu Qi of the Falling Yin Body is like fuel, it only takes a little spark, and it can all be ignited effortlessly" The old man explained in a low voice: "When these Gu Qi are almost burned, the Ascending Yang Body will be completed." ”

"After you have surgery, you have to rest for a few days, if you don't have surgery, you have no injuries, you have to rest for a few days"

"Isn't that going to stack?" I laughed and cried, and said, "Can't you let me delay for a few days?" ”

"I'm in a hurry, I don't like to wait."

The old man peeled off the mud seed of the hole, and said with a smile: "I turned your yin body as soon as possible, and I also have a matter on my mind." ”

"What are we going to do?" I asked tentatively, "Do you still have to do the knife?" ”

"Didn't I say it, I will never use the knife, and I promise to operate on you by original means!"

As he spoke, the old man ran to the wardrobe in a hurry, opened the drawer underneath, and took out a glass jar.

This glass jar is quite large, about the same as a glass jar for soaking wine, only slightly narrower, and the liquid inside is about the same as black ink, or blacker than black ink! It can absorb light when you look at it!

"You're going to let me drink this?"

"No, no, no, it's all scraps, let's not use this."

The old man put the glass jar on the ground, opened the lid, and patted the body of the jar gently.

Soon, a black snake with only the thickness of a little finger crawled out along the mouth of the can.

It's blackened all over, but the scales on its back have a colorful effect in the light.

"Is this a little water snake?"

"Something you don't know!" The old man gave me a blank look and said, "This is called a color viper!" ”