Chapter 115: Hey, you want to mess around when you drink too much?
Su Mo walked in the quiet corridor, carrying Bismarck, who was waving his paws indiscriminately, in his right hand, and holding Hood, who was also unsteady on the same road, and his glasses had fallen off. And Missouri, who also drank too much, obediently grabbed the corner of Su Mo's uniform and followed him with an unusually virtuous expression, the tightness of a good wife and mother.
Hood is a little better, but he can't control his soft body, but Bismarck is more powerful, he can still toss vigorously on Su Mokang's shoulder, and his hands are dancing like a madman: "Ti, Commander, let go of me!" Hood, come on, you have the ability to take out the cat and compare it with me! β
You old man can accumulate some virtues......
Then it was as if a chemical reaction had occurred, as soon as he heard Bismarck's provocation, Hood, who was originally honest, broke out instantly, one hand supported Su Mo's shoulder, and looked at Bismarck with drunken eyes, and the lips lightly opened and spewed out wine, and in an instant, he turned from a drunken beautiful girl from a weak willow Fufeng to a shrew: "Cricket Bismarck, do you repeat it again to the old lady?!" Believe it or not, the old lady pulled your beep ~ out of the beep ~ and stuffed it into your beep ~ inside?!! β
Girl, it's all silenced, you know?
"Hehe, me, the glory of the Royal Navy?! It's not that I was blown up by my mother! β
"That's still not as good as your water valve!"
The two drunken women were talking to each other very clearly - although Su Mo dared to bet on Lexington's aluminum bars, they were definitely not in focus when they stared at each other.
Because they're all on his face!
"Missouri, can you help...... Okay, forget it, you better follow me......."
Su Mo also wanted to turn around and ask Missouri to help stop the two girls next to him who were getting more and more excessive, but as soon as he turned around, he saw Missouri showing him a silly smile, and instantly Su Mo understood that the one behind him was a little more well-behaved, and everything else was unreliable! At least IQ has been discounted in half.......
"Hood, you poor breast!"
"Bismarck, you barbarian!"
"You're at the airport!!"
"You're not feminine!"
"Your flat-chested admiral doesn't want to look at !!"
"You went, that pair of fat is no different from a man!!"
"You stuff the cat!"
"You're sullen!!"
β.......β
Su Mo doesn't know how to describe his current mood, the more these two girls talk, the more outrageous they are, not to mention that they are getting closer and closer to him, Hood is already hanging on Su Mo's neck, and Bismarck is on Su Mo's shoulders to fully demonstrate his flexibility as a woman!
So Su Mo felt that the scolding between the two of them just now was completely nonsense, and the feeling of two warm female bodies leaning on her body was simply not too exciting, okay? Who said Bismarck wasn't a woman? Who said Hood was flat-chested...... Ahem, she doesn't really stand out too much, but it's still soft enough!
"What do I think I!?"
Su Mo, who found himself gradually shifting his attention to Hood and Bismarck, shook his head vigorously to suppress Qi Nian, and then kicked down the doorknob to open the room prepared for Hood in the port. The main reason for choosing this room was that it was closest to the ground, and Su Mo wasn't sure what else the two girls could do if they continued like this.
At least do what to do in the room, it's a shame to be outside!
"Whew...... Obviously, you and Richelieu are the most serious in the port, but Sister Li also knows that you will never drink too much when you pay attention to your image outside, you are good, as soon as you get drunk, you will become like this....... Let them see in Changchun and Chongqing, and the image of you in their psychology will be disillusioned......"
"Admiral~"
As a result, before Su Mo could breathe a sigh of relief, Bismarck and Hood, who had been helped by Su Mo to sit on the bed, suddenly stood up again, and hugged his arms left and right and came up directly.
"Stay with us tonightβ"
Hood's moist lips rubbed against Su Mo's cheek, who had not yet stood up straight, and Bismarck on the other side was also clinging to him. Su Mo could clearly feel the slight heat and light snort from their mouths, the girl's soft body was closer to his body than before, and the feelings for the two girls became more real. They raised their heads, and the light from the window reflected slightly in their moist eyes, making their already above-ordinary charm even more shining.
They are really attractive women.
Su Mo once again clarified this idea, and then, in the face of the sultry scene, he silently raised his hands.
- grabbed the back collar of the two girls and lifted them up!
"What's up? If you drink too much, you mess with me? β
He stood up straight, looked at Hood and Bismarck, who looked slightly stiff, expressionlessly, and then sneered: "You guys are so naΓ―ve! β
Then he directly used magic to form chains to tie them up firmly, and then threw them on the bed that was spacious enough to accommodate two girls, Su Mo sighed and said helplessly: "Really....... If you really do it, Sister Yuxiang will kill me......."
Letting Missouri sit down on the chair next to him, and putting Hood Bismarck on the bed to adjust his position, Su Mo walked to the window. From the window, you can also see the bright lights and shadows of the banquet scene, and there are also many drunk ship girls who come out of the canteen that is used as a banquet venue and go crazy with alcohol.
Well, there are those who are asleep on the spot, there are those who hold the pillar as the admiral to confess, there are those who directly hug each other and complain to each other that the lilies are in full bloom, and there are those who turn into martial arts experts and play drunken boxing, although they lie flat on the ground while playing, and there are those who take out the main cannon and prepare to light the fireworks in the venue........
Wait, the main gun?!
Su Mo was taken aback, but he soon calmed down - because the blue-haired royal sister who took out the main cannon was swarmed into zongzi by the surrounding guards who voluntarily did not participate in the banquet and were in charge of vigilance in less than two seconds, and then packed and taken away. Judging from their business proficiency, Su Mo judged that they must have done this kind of thing many times.
"Did Lin Xian go too far?"
Su Mo frowned, you must know that the current Lin Xian is the commander-in-chief of the front line of the Southeast Pacific Theater - although Su Mo figured it out later, in fact, this commander-in-chief is only responsible for the resources and tasks of the ten Admiral's Mansions on the front line of the Southeast Pacific Sea, and he does not have much power, and she is still deployed by the Governor, but because she is the Admiral with the highest rank and the strongest fleet strength on the front line of the Theater of Operations in this vicinity, she is only responsible for the upcoming deep-sea activities.
Because it was a small event, it didn't need to be done by the Governor himself.
"I think it's a pretty good atmosphere, Commander."
With such a soft and charming voice that was softer than usual, Su Mo's body shook, and a scorching body was already attached to his back, and Missouri opened his hands and hugged Su Mo tightly from behind: "At least, I really like it." β
'you, you are drunk, you are a good wife and mother?! β
Su Mo's whole person was shocked.