Chapter II; Tell stories to make money
"Xiaotian, you said you could really make money?."
"Don't worry, uncle, you can make money."
In a long path, Ye Tian and Wang Liang walked side by side, Ye Tian was dressed in a white robe and scholar, and Wang Liang was dressed in coarse linen.
From the memory of his predecessor Ye Tian, Ye Tian learned that the background of the era at this time was the end of Li Tang, and Ye Tian was preparing to tell stories to make some money.
As a person in the twenty-first world, the most important thing is stories.
Online novels, four famous novels, Jin Yong Gulong don't read too much. Although it is impossible to memorize word by word, it is still possible to say a rough one.
Ye Tian believed that he could make money from this, not Ye Tian's nonsense.
In ancient times, there were no entertainment programs at all, and only the rich and rich children could watch them. There are no entertainment programs for ordinary people at all, and daily life is very boring.
Some people say you can go to a brothel and have a good time. The brothel is also where the rich go and the ordinary people go.
Many idlers and lazy people who have nothing to do like to hang out and drink in places like taverns, and of course, they drink the same kind of ordinary liquor that has been drunk by the store, which is very cheap.
Where is the wine that is better for ordinary people to drink? Don't look at those high-rollers on TV who shouted that Xiao Er had good wine and good food as soon as they arrived at the restaurant inn, that was just the surface.
Many people in the rivers and lakes are also very poor, and not everyone is rich.
And the place where Ye Tian is going to tell the story is a small inn, which usually sells breakfast and meals, and the business is not hot, but it is okay and there are many people.
Ye Tian didn't know about this store, this store was told to him by Wang Liang. Not in the city.
According to Ye Tian's understanding, the nearest city here is Guyang City, but I don't know if this Guyang City is the Guyang City that he knows.
After walking for about ten minutes, Ye Tian saw an inn appear in front of him and Wang Liang, saying that it was an inn, but there was only one Dapeng and seven or eight tables scattered around.
There were more or less a few people sitting at each table. Eating steamed buns and drinking tea, I am so sorry.
A person dressed as a junior was walking between the tables, nodding and laughing. Slippery head is very.
A fat man with greasy hair was stuffing something into his mouth, and looking at the white appearance, he didn't know if it was a bun or a steamed bun.
There is one thing that Ye Tian has to mention, that is, there is a very strange place in the world of these paintings.
That is, most of the women in this world wear cheongsam, which is very characteristic, and the cheongsam is known as the quintessence of China and the national dress of women, whether in the past or in modern times, many women like to wear cheongsam.
As long as the woman has a good figure and good appearance, she can control the cheongsam well.
But the strange thing is that the background of the era of the Huajianghu world is the Tang Dynasty, and it stands to reason that women in ancient China were very conservative, and there were those who wore cheongsam, but there were not many.
But most of the women who appear in these two anime are wearing cheongsam, and many of them are wearing less than the other, and the snow-white long legs are directly exposed outside, for fear that people will not be able to see them.
However, Ye Tian has to say that basically every woman who appears in the anime is a big beauty.
Well, except for these two 'peerless beauties'. The other women who appear in the anime are indeed sexy and enchanting, and they are extraordinarily beautiful.
If you have to explain, Ye Tian can only say that it is the author's reason. Otherwise, if you paint a whole body full of pockmarks, a big nose and a thick mouth, who will see it.
"How many guest officers?"
Seeing Ye Tian and Wang Liang coming over, the shopkeeper hurriedly ran over and said with a smile.
"We're not here for dinner, little second brother, how about I discuss something with you?"
Hearing Ye Tian say that they weren't here to eat, the smile on the little second brother's face suddenly closed. Said lightly. "Not here to eat? Then what are you doing, just say anything quickly, I'm very busy. ”
Seeing Ye Tian dressed as a scholar, he knew that he was a scholar at a glance, and Wang Liang was even more shabby, he knew that he was a poor bastard at a glance, of course he didn't need to be polite to them like this.
If he knew that Ye Tian was a person who could kill him casually, he probably wouldn't think so.
Although Ye Tian's internal strength and mana were sealed, his huge strength was not sealed. Ten thousand pounds of Juli is no joke.
That's a huge force of tens of tons, and when the force reaches a certain amount, there will be a qualitative change. Ye Tian can now punch with his hand, and he can hit a huge force of 10,000 catties, and with the Eight Poles Fist of Attack, it is completely a god file to kill the gods, and the Buddha blocks and destroys the Buddha.
Of course, against a master with advanced skills, Ye Tian can't do it, because his speed can't keep up. Or that he has no light skills, he can't keep up with the speed of others, and if others blindly run and don't fight him, he can't do anything about others.
After all, his internal strength is sealed now, and he can't exert light skills.
Although his physical fitness is very high, he can jump at most six or seven meters high.
Those masters who can fly dozens of meters from the ground, if they want to run, Ye Tian can't keep them.
"That's the case, I want to take the book from Guibao?." Xiao Er's words did not annoy Ye Tian. The shopkeeper is just an ordinary person, how can he, a Taoist master, care about an ordinary person.
"Storytelling?."
"Yes, storytelling."
The profession of storyteller first appeared in the Zhou Dynasty. Especially the storytellers on the rivers and lakes, there are even more of them.
Many big restaurants sometimes have storytellers.
In ancient times, storytellers told stories as they do watching TV now, which was very appealing.
Of course, only if you say it well. If you say something bad, it's not just as simple as being scolded, it's normal to be beaten, and you don't have a place to reason.
You said that the book is so ugly, and you came out to say that if you are beaten, you will not be sympathized.
"Wait, I need to talk to our boss and ask him if he agrees."
Xiao Er didn't agree to Ye Tian, after all, if the storyteller says it well, it can also increase the business here, of course, if it is not good, it will also affect the business.
So he didn't directly agree to Ye Tian, but wanted to ask the boss's opinion.
In the inn, Xiao Er stood respectfully in front of a middle-aged man, this person was the owner of this shop and his own uncle, otherwise he would not have had the opportunity to come here to be a shopkeeper, you know, in a turbulent period, a shop boy is also a good job.
Although the salary is not much, it is a blessing to be able to eat well, which is enough for many people to be satisfied, but even if it is such a job, not everyone can get it, and many people starve to death because of famine every year.
It can be said that even in the 20th century, there were people who starved to death because they had nothing to eat, let alone in ancient times.
In ancient times, food production was not as large as in the 21st century. A 100-kilogram output per acre of land is considered good, but it is completely incomparable with the grain output of 5 or 600 kilograms per acre of land in the 21 st century.
"Uncle, there is a scholar from outside, who said that he wants to tell us a book, do you say let him do it?"
"Storyteller?. What it looks like, how old it is. ”
"Dressed in a white robe, he looks like a scholar, about twenty years old."
"More than twenty, scholarly dress? . You can let him try, and if he says something nasty, just get rid of him. ”
After thinking about it, the boss still decided to agree, after all, if there was a storyteller, the sound in his store would be much better, even if Ye Tian said badly, it would not be too late for him to drive Ye Tian away.
"Okay, I'll go out and talk to him now."
Ye Tian didn't wait long, and Xiao Er rushed out again.
"Okay, our boss agreed, you can tell a story here, but if it's ugly, you can leave by yourself, so I don't dare you go."
"Thank you." After thanking Xiao Er, Ye Tian walked towards a table in the middle where no one was around.
Wang Liang stayed where he was and did not follow Ye Tian.
"Everyone, everyone, Xiaosheng Ye Tian, today I will use the precious land to mix and eat, if you say it well, I hope you will not be stingy with the reward, so that you can have a full meal proudly."
Hearing Ye Tian's words, the diners who sat down again also knew what Ye Tian was here for. It turned out to be a storyteller.
"The rolling Yangtze River is passing away, and the waves are sweeping away the heroes. Success or failure turns empty. The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times. On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze. A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet. How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. ”
"Good. ... Good poetry. Hearing Ye Tian's words, among the diners, a young man wearing fine ice blue silk, snow-white trim embroidered with elegant bamboo leaf patterns, and the mutton fat jade hairpin on his head clapped his hands and shouted.
Looking at his clothes, you can see that he is a rich man, his identity is not simple, and he is not a bad moneymaker.
"In Xia Liu Kongming, when I heard this poem by Brother Tai, I felt very bold, and I couldn't help but say it, I hope to forget Brother Tai and don't blame the unreasonableness below."
The rich boy named Liu Kongming got up and said apologetically to Ye Tian. may be because Ye Tian is a scholar with him, and he is quite polite to Ye Tian.
Perhaps this is the so-called literati blind date.
"It's okay, it's okay." After waving his hand and forgiving the unreasonableness of the young man named Liu Kongming, Ye Tian continued.
Seeing that Ye Tian was not angry, Liu Kongming didn't say anything, but sat down and prepared to listen to what Ye Tian had to say.
In ancient times, people cared a lot about etiquette and face. You know, Huaxia is known as the gang of etiquette. The complete etiquette norms and excellent traditional virtues have been passed down from generation to generation.
And the story that Ye Tian is going to tell today is one of the famous four famous novels, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
"Speaking of the general trend of the world, it will be together for a long time, and it will be divided for a long time. Over the weekend, the Seven Kingdoms divided and merged into Yuqin. After the destruction of Qin, Chu and Han divided and merged into Han. The Han Dynasty revolted from Gaozu beheading the white snake and dominated the world, and later Guangwu Zhongxing, passed to Emperor Xian, and was divided into three kingdoms. The reason for the chaos began with the two emperors of Huan and Ling. Emperor Huan imprisoned the good and believed in eunuchs. and Emperor Huan collapsed, Emperor Ling ascended the throne, and the generals Dou Wu and Taifu Chen Fan assisted each other. From time to time, eunuchs such as Cao Jie seized power, Dou Wu and Chen Fan conspired to punish them, but they were not secret, but they were harmed, and Zhongjuan became more and more horizontal since then.
In April of the second year of Jianning, the emperor Wende Palace. Fang ascended to the throne, and the wind in the corner of the temple suddenly rose. I saw a big green snake flying down from the beam....... The three rescued Dong Zhuo back to the village. Zhuo asked the three of them where they lived. Xuande said: "White body." "Zhuo is very light, not polite. Xuande came out, Zhang Fei was furious and said: "I waited for my relatives to go to the bloody battle and saved this guy, but he was so rude." If you don't kill him, it's hard to get rid of my anger! "Then he will carry a knife into the account to kill Dong Zhuo. Exactly: human snobbery is still in the past, who knows that heroes are white? Ande is as fast as Yide, and he punishes the negative people in the world! ”
Speaking of this, Ye Tian took a sip of the tea brought by the shopkeeper and moistened his throat, which was a little dry.
And where do the surrounding diners have any thoughts to eat at the moment, they are all staring at Ye Tian. Suddenly found that Ye Tian didn't say anything, in a hurry.
"Say, why don't you continue. What happened to Dong Zhuo later. ”
"Scholar, what kind of story are you talking about, why I have never heard of it before, it is really good. Go on. ”
"Brother Tai, what you said is really good, I have never heard such a story, there must be a tattoo of silver here, I hope Brother Tai is not polite."
I saw Liu Kongming take out a certain silver ingot from his sleeve, stepped forward, and put it in front of Ye Tian's table. The diners at the other tables also more or less put a few pennies in front of Ye Tian's table.
Seeing Ye Tian's guard, the shopkeeper was stunned for a while, he had never seen such a large amount of silver, and it was estimated that there must be more than ten vehicles.
Seeing the money in front of him, Ye Tian was not polite, and all of it was included in his clothes.
He cleared his throat before continuing; Let's say that Dong Zhuo's character Zhongying, Longxi Lintao people are also, the official worships Hedong Taishou, and he is proud. He neglected Xuande that day, and Zhang Fei was sexually angry, so he wanted to kill him. Xuande and Guan Gong said in a hurry; "He is an official of the imperial court, how can he kill without permission?" Fei said: "If you don't kill this guy, you have to listen to orders under his subordinates, but you are actually unwilling!" If the second brother wants to live here, I will go elsewhere! Xuande said: "The three of us are righteous and die together, how can we be separated?" Why don't they all go elsewhere? Fei said: "If this is the case, relieve my hatred a little."
So the three of them led the army to join Zhu Jun overnight. Jun treated him very well, joined forces in one place, and went to Zhang Bao...... Yuan Shao also drew his sword and said: "Your sword is sharp, my sword is not disadvantaged!" "The two are facing each other at the feast. Exactly: Ding Yuan died first, and Yuan Shao was in danger. ”
"Okay, after all, what is Yuan Shao's life, and listen to the following breakdown. That's all for today. ”
Until Ye Tian finished saying this, everyone still looked like they were still unsatisfied and hadn't heard enough.