Me: "Jiu'er set fire?" Please, little monk, you can see clearly, how old is Jiu'er? A little one of four or five years old would set fires? Is there any mistake? ”

Little monk: "That's what she set the fire!" ”

Me: "Do you have proof?" ”

The little monk's face flushed: "Evidence...... Evidence...... Of course...... I'm sleeping...... Suddenly, I found that the master's room next door was on fire. If I don't die, I'll risk my life to rescue my master, and he's ...... He was going to be burned to death. There are no outsiders in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple, so they ...... She was the only one standing at my master's door...... My master was unconscious in his room...... You say, if it's not her, who else can there be? ”

Me: "Little monk, you can't talk nonsense, are you framing me?" Why is my Jiu'er in your Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple? You know best what your master is. I could have gone to the police station and reported the crime of child trafficking. The holy land of Buddhism dares to do such a dirty thing! Believe it or not, I'm exposing it...... Ma Dan, you look back, see what the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple is burning into now, you don't go to put out the fire, but come and chase a child. You little monk is really an idiot, can you tell which is more important? I want to help you now, give to you, I still have half a bottle of water, and I will use it to make a contribution to the glorious cause of firefighting......"

Hey, what about the water?

That's right!

The "ghost concubine contract" that Lao Tzu configured before has not been lost, and he holds it in his hand.

What about water?

I looked sideways and my scalp almost exploded.

The egg is numb, Jiu'er is leaning up her little head, biting the mouth of the bottle with her pink and tender mouth, holding the bottle with both hands, and holding the bottle high......

A small half bottle of water, not a drop left by her drinking.

Heaven, earth, Xiao Jiu'er, this water can't be drunk......

This water Lao Tzu added material. If you just add some ingredients, you won't kill people if you drink it. The crux of the matter is that this is the "ghost concubine contract" prepared by my brother.

Calculating the time, after I prepared the "Ghost Concubine Contract", I slipped into the cave, and in a minute, I was discovered by Hongluan, and then began to escape. Invisible for five minutes, he encountered the snake demon, and was chased by the snake demon and Hongluan for five minutes. There was a few minutes of delay at the little monk's place.

Full play, up to fifteen minutes!

The ghost concubine contract has a statute of limitations. But I'm not sure about the specific time limit.

Has it taken effect?

If it takes effect, think about it, Jiu'er will be coquettish and charming in front of me, and when I sleep at night......

I'll go! Jiu'er is still a child!

No, no, no......

I'm sure that even if I make ten more girls, Yuhan may forgive me, but if something happens to me and Jiu'er, Yuhan will definitely strangle me. Not only the rain and cold girl, but also Xiaomeng, Sister Wushuang, Linglong...... None of them will look at me squarely.

I hurriedly pinched Jiu'er's face, and put my fingers into Jiu'er's mouth, intending to grab her throat and make her nauseous and spit it out.

"Nine sons and nine children...... Quick, good ...... Spit out the water you just had...... Hurry up ......"

Jiu'er pushed my hand away, pouted, and said in a milky voice: "Huangquan, what are you doing?" I'm dying of thirst, why don't you let me drink some water? Am I still your pistachio? Don't you like me anymore? Hum! ”

It's over!

It's over!

I prayed in my heart, hoping that Jiu'er would never fall for the "ghost concubine contract".

The little monk turned his head there again, and said as he turned, "Hmph! Anyway, I'm going to get you back first. ”

I didn't bother to take care of him, picked up Jiu'er, and ran away.

Before the statute of limitations of the Divine Talisman had passed, I threw the little monk away in a few minutes.

Jiu'er put her arms around my neck and blew in my ear: "Huang Quan, why are you worried?" ”

I asked, "Jiu'er, do you feel uncomfortable?" ”

"Hmm......" Jiu'er tilted her head and thought for a while, and said, "Yes." ”

I was shocked: "What's wrong?" ”

Jiu'er: "I'm hungry......"

Forget it, it's already like this, whether the "ghost concubine contract" is invalid or not is destined by heaven. Xiao Jiu'er can't help it, and when I cultivate the "Qishu Ghost Sutra" to the eighth layer, I'm helping her unravel it. That's all there is to it.

The most important thing now is to take out the locator in my lower abdomen first.

I sensed the location of Hongluan in my heart, fortunately, ten kilometers away.

Looking for a branch, biting sharply again, I bent down, pulled my pants down a bit, and began to look for the locator.

The little girl stared at a pair of big eyes and stared intently.

I didn't feel angry and said, "Turn around, children, what are you looking at?" ”

Jiu'er covered her mouth and snickered, "Huang Quan, do you want to cut off your dingding?" ”

I had black lines all over my head, and she didn't turn around, only I did.

Picking out the locator and smashing it with a stone, I asked, "Jiu'er, why are you here?" ”

Jiu'er said, "I don't know either! I was with Xiaomeng, I fell asleep in the car, and I was here when I woke up. Wow, Huangquan, you don't know, in the middle of the night, the temple is empty, it's scary! I was bored by myself, so I went to chat with the big white turtle. I asked him, "White tortoise, where is your home?" It says it lives in Longhu. It told me a lot of interesting things about Longhu. I asked it if there were dragons in Dragon Lake? It said of course there was. I didn't believe it, so it spit out a marble to show off to me, saying it was a dragon ball! Cut, when I am a two-year-old? I don't believe it. ”

I asked, "And then?" ”

Jiu'er: "Hehe, I thought that marble was pretty good, so I grabbed it." The big white turtle chased me everywhere. I'll just run...... When I ran to the door of the old monk's room last time, the big white turtle was about to catch up with me, so I threw the marbles into the big monk's room. ”

I said, "And then?" ”

Jiu'er: "Then the big white turtle entered the room." I heard the big monk scream, maybe he knocked over the candle, and it caught fire in a short time! Scared the baby to death! Depend on! The fire burned too big! One moment it burned the next room to the other, and the next one to the next door...... A lot of monks ran out, poofing...... There was a monk who was very stupid and couldn't find the tools to put out the fire, so he took off his clothes and fanned it, and the more he fanned the fire, the bigger the fire became, and his clothes were also on fire. He threw his clothes away and threw them into the main hall, and then the main hall was on fire! ”

I've got black lines all over my head......

To be honest, I think Jiu'er must have watched too many cartoons, and this thing is completely imaginary.

Come on! I've seen that big white turtle, except for its size, it's nothing special.

White tortoises are not unusual.

If you search up, there are many introductions of white turtles, and they were even on the news a few years ago. It's rare, but it's real.

That turtle has no demonic energy on it.

Take 10,000 steps back, if the big white turtle is a demon, how can it be in the prayer pool of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple? Isn't it funny that there is a demon in the holy place of Buddhism?

As for what dragon balls, it's even more nonsense, can the white turtle spit out the dragon balls? It's funny.

The fire is estimated to be caused by the fire caused by the old bald donkey who did not do a good job in the middle of the night and inadvertently knocked over the candle.

I forgot about it, and I didn't have the heart to think about it.

I'm restless right now, thinking about something else important. Why is Jiu'er here? Are twin sisters in danger?