After completing the task of the ice sculpture, I have to go to the land temple of Chaos City to take over the task of the Stove God, and I have to help the Stove God collect various ingredients and let him cook a reunion meal. These ingredients are hidden throughout the game, and the system is in keeping with the tradition of not directly prompting, but rather using a guessing method.

"Red rooster, green tail, head buried in the ground! What is it? The fat man read the first riddle.

"Birds." Bai Mu said.

……

"Mu Mu, look at the label in front, it is very clear, it is a vegetable." Ye Xiaomo explained.

Bai Mu nodded: "I don't know." ”

The fat man muttered, "Red, green, buried in the earth...... I know! Let's go, let's go to the newbie village. In the vegetable garden outside the novice village, the fat man plucked a carrot and was prompted to find the first vegetable.

"Ahh The fat man laughed proudly, "Look, none of you will say that I have no brains in the future!" ”

Ye Xiaomo pouted: "Yes, yes!" The brains of elementary school students, so they can guess the riddles of elementary school students! ”

"Don't laugh at elementary school students!" The fat man was righteous and awe-inspiring: "You don't know the topic of primary school students, you are not as good as primary school students!" ”

Tianqi saw Bai Mu lowering his head and pulling the radish leaves, so he asked her with a smile: "Mu Mu come to guess one?" ”

The corners of Bai Mu's mouth bulged: "I can't guess ......"

"Try it!" Tianqi opened the task panel, pointed to a riddle and said, "A small umbrella falls in the forest, once it is opened, it will be difficult to put it away!" Tian Qi thought to the side and looked at Bai Mu, "Mu Mu thinks about what is the most in the floating forest?" ”

Bai Mu bit his lip and thought for a while: "Tree." ”

"What about the bottom of the tree?"

"Grass."

"What's in the meadow?"

"Double cultivation!"

……

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man held back a smile, Tianqi glared at them, and continued to enlighten a certain baby: "Mu Mu think about the topic I just read, like a small umbrella, what is on the grass like an umbrella?" And a lot, all kinds of colors? ”

"We picked and ate it once!" Ye Xiaomo almost told the mystery.

"Mushrooms!" Bai Mu's eyes lit up, she remembered that they had eaten that.

Tianqi applauded: "Guess right!" ”

Bai Mu was happy at this time, and took everyone to the floating forest to pick mushrooms with satisfaction.

"I'll come next, I'll come!" Ye Xiaomo never admitted that he would lose to the fat man in the riddle: "The round face is like an apple, sour and sweet, nutritious, and can be eaten as a vegetable or a fruit." ”

Ye Xiaomo slapped his thigh and laughed wildly: "Tomato!" ”

"It's a human who can guess!" The fat man despised her, and Ye Xiaomo glared at him: "Who said that?" You ask Mu Mu if you know? ”

Bai Mu blinked: "I know, tomato." ”

……

That's because I said it just now, Ye Xiaomo didn't dare to tell the truth, Tianqi was staring at her.

"There are holes but no insects, there are nests and no bees, there are silkworms without silkworms, and there are no people with umbrellas, what is this?" The fat man scratched his head.

Ye Xiaomo also pulled his hair and thought for a long time, Bai Mu tilted his head, looking like he was thinking. Tianqi looked at her funny, the girl looked dazed, and she was clearly not thinking about it.

"It's the last one, think about it quickly!" Ye Xiaomo urged, "Great God, don't you know either?" ”

Tianqi whispered in Bai Mu's ear, and Bai Mu's eyes lit up and shouted, "Lotus!" ”

"Oops!" The fat man slapped his face, "It's not, it's lotus root." ”

Several people passed to the flower forest, where there was a large lotus leaf on the surface of the lake, Ye Xiaomo and the fat man jumped into the lake, picked a white and fat lotus root, the four people returned to the land temple and handed over the vegetables they found to the god of the stove, and each of them was rewarded with 40 small blessing bags. Then the god of the stove told them that the old man who made the lantern had something to trouble them, and told them to hurry over. A few people ran back to the square of Chaos City, where a white-bearded old man stood in the middle of a pile of lanterns, looking dejected.

After everyone talks to him, they are asked to find the lost fairy peach. The old man said that he had been paid for tying a lantern for a beautiful woman today, and then the woman flew to the sky on a cloud and told him that this was a peach from the fairy peach orchard, and that if he ate it, he could live forever. But the old man accidentally lost the peach, so the four of them went to the Feixian Pavilion outside the Burning Sky City to find the peach according to what the old man said.

When I got there, I saw that there were no peaches, but there was an extra portal, dressed in gold. A few people teleported over and found that in a peach orchard, the fat man howled and pounced, ready to pick a few more to eat himself, but he didn't know what kind of stick knocked back.

"Damn!" The fat man shook his head, "Who attacked me?" Or hit the back of the head, it's too despicable! ”

"Hey, hey, hey! If you pick peaches from other people's homes, it will be light to beat you with a stick. A shrill voice came out, but no one was in sight.

Ye Xiaomo turned around: "Who is talking?" ”

"Guess what! I guessed it right before I showed up! The shrill voice said, and the tone was very cheerful.

Tianqi raised his eyes and glanced at the small map: "It seems to be a peach orchard, and it should be the person who guards the peach orchard." ”

"The caretaker of the peach orchard?" The fat man shook the flesh off his face, "What should you call a fruit farmer?" Peach farmers? ”

Bang ...... "Ahh The fat man screamed miserably, and fell to the ground.

"Rub, Nima, who hit me?"

A shrill voice sounded: "It's you who hit, grandpa, I'm a hero of the world, you dare to say that I'm a fruit farmer!" ”

"Fatty!" Ye Xiaomo kicked him, "Do you remember that there is a story about the Gate Heavenly Palace in our elementary school textbooks?" ”

The fat man got up from the ground and rubbed his head: "It seems to be some kind of monkey, very powerful to hit the heavenly realm, and want to usurp power and seize the throne." ”

Bang ...... "Ahh There was another scream, and the fat man fell to the ground again, this time with his face buried in the earth.

The other three shook their heads in unison: It hurts!

"Fuck me!" The fat man directly burst into foul language, "You give Lao Tzu out, Lao Tzu will stone you to death!" The fat man spat out the grass in his mouth, and waved his hammer in the air with both hands.

"Don't want peaches anymore?" Desser's voice came.

Ye Xiaomo pressed the fat man: "Calm down, that's an NPC!" Who made you say the wrong thing. Ye Xiaomo looked around and said with a smile, "Oh, people are doing the right thing for heaven, how can it be said that they are seizing power and usurping the throne!" Right? ”

Obviously, Ye Xiaomo had already guessed who the people here were.

"Well, who do you say I am?"

Ye Xiaomo heheheed twice: "You are Sun Wukong!" ”

Bang ...... "Ahh Ye Xiaomo also screamed and fell to the ground.

"Whoa!" The fat man covered his mouth and smiled, you also have today!

Ye Xiaomo got up in embarrassment: "Did I say something wrong?" Who are you not Monkey King? ”

"Grandpa, I don't have that name!" The voice was obviously angry, and just when Ye Xiaomo felt that he was about to be knocked out again, Bai Mu suddenly spoke.

"Fight to defeat the Buddha!"

There was no movement for half a day.

"What's going on?" The fat man asked in a whisper.

A peach tree in front of them suddenly moved, grew yellow hair, and its branches shrank back into a monkey in golden silk armor! ”

Sure enough, it's Sun Wukong! The fat man and Ye Xiaomo howled in their hearts: Your sister, why do you fight to defeat the Buddha, is that your official position? Offices......

"Yes, I finally guessed it!" Dou Sheng's sharp-beaked monkey cheeks scratched and scratched on his body, "Then start answering the question now, if you answer correctly, I will give you peaches!" ”

A few people nodded, pricking up their ears to listen.

"The first question, why doesn't Chang'e like Zhu Bajie!"

"Because Zhu Bajie is too ugly!" Ye Xiaomo glanced at the fat man and raised his hand to answer.

Nima, what do you mean by that glance? The fat man glared at her.

"That's not right." Fighting to defeat the Buddha raised a fork.

"Because she likes the Jade Emperor!" The fat man said.

Dou Shengfu glanced at him: "How did you know about this kind of heavenly secret?" ”

"Forehead......" the fat man pouted, "I guess!" ”

"Congratulations, you guessed it!" Fighting the Buddha held up a checkmark sign.

In other words, is it really okay for you to shake other people's scandals like this?

"The second question is, why do we want to go to the west to learn scriptures?"

Ye Xiaomo and the fat man glanced at each other, and they couldn't say that he was pressed by others for five hundred years, and then forced to go.

"Because...... Too idle? The fat man decided to pick the safest answer.

"That's not right!" Fighting to defeat the Buddha raised a fork.

I really don't know now!

Bai Mu stepped forward: "I know." ”。

"Because the golden cicada who was reincarnated as a Tang monk always abused you when he was in the heavenly realm, forcing you to listen to his lectures, the matter of you stealing the Laojun elixir was a small report he made to the Buddha, and the glass cup broken by the curtain general was also broken by the golden cicada, but he was framed and caused to be demoted to the lower realm. Chang'e's underwear was also secretly put in Marshal Tianpeng's pocket by him, causing him to cast a pig fetus and become a pig Bajie. Therefore, when he was reincarnated as a Tang monk and wanted to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, you volunteered to be his apprentice to protect him, which actually united the monsters to toss him to death. ”

The fat man and Ye Xiaomo felt that it must be the wrong way they were beaten with a stuffy stick just now, this is completely different from the textbook, the two of them looked at Bai Mu with a dull face, what are you talking about......

"Hahahaha!" Dou Shengfo waved his golden hoop stick and flipped his head in mid-air, "Your answer is too standard!" ”

o(╯□╰)o

So, the books are all lies!

"Last question, what did I do after I used the immobilization spell to immobilize the fairy when I went to steal the peach?"

"I remember, I remember!" Ye Xiaomo raised his hand, "After you fixed them, you went to eat peaches, and then fell asleep on the tree when you were full!" ”

"Wrong!" Fighting over the Buddha raised the sign of the fork.

The fat man quietly asked Ye Xiaomo: "Are you mistaken?" ”

"No, that's what it says in the book."

"Then Mu Mu didn't have any of the books he said just now!"

"I don't know, you say!"

The fat man coughed twice, looked at the Buddha and said tentatively, "You tied them up and beat them up?" ”

"That's not right!"

Bai Mu raised his hand: "You stripped off all their clothes, and then touched them all over, and wrote on their faces whose butt is the biggest, whose chest is the softest, whose skin is the best, and whose waist is the thinnest." ”

……

Not only Ye, Xiao Mo and the fat man looked at Bai Mu with shocked expressions, and even Tianqi, who had been silent, twitched the corners of his mouth.

Fighting to defeat the Buddha but he somersaulted in mid-air, dancing happily: "You said it was so right, give you peaches!" ”

Until the four of them handed in the task, Ye Xiaomo and the fat man had not recovered from the blow.

Really...... Textbooks and whatever, it's all a lie, don't believe it anymore!