(78) The goddess is not a god

Kid "Wow...... Wow ......" cried loudly, Zhang Yuling's heart tightened.

Seeing this, the goddess hurriedly walked up to the child, her eyebrows were locked, her facial expression was solemn, and she supported her chin with her hand: "This child was frightened, it is estimated that something unclean came up in the middle of the night, and the ghost was crushed." ”

The mother-in-law said, "What should I do then?" Help figure it out! ”

The goddess walked into the house, looked around the house with concern, and concluded: "There is evil in this house, no wonder they are sick, is there a mosquito net for the child's bed?" Mosquito nets are good for children. Are there any press scissors under the quilt? ”

When Zhang Yuling heard this for the first time, she was curious and inevitably felt ridiculous at the same time: "What do you want to do? It's ridiculous! ”

The mother-in-law hurriedly said, "Xiaoling, when is this?" Listen to the goddess and try it in her way, it's always good, not bad. Besides, the goddess can cure those incurable diseases that can't be cured in the hospital, so why not give it a try? Maybe it will work. ”

My sister also said: "Xiaoling, you went to the pharmacy yourself, and it didn't work to buy medicine, and it still didn't work if you wiped it with warm water, now that the goddess is here, you can try it!" ”

Under the unanimous persuasion of everyone, Zhang Yuling reluctantly accepted the goddess. The goddess has already entered the house, so she can't be kicked out with a broom anymore, can she? Although Zhang Yuling has a pungent personality, she is not a shrew. It's a big deal to wait for the goddess to leave, and then send her to the hospital immediately. Zhang Yuling wanted to see what tricks this goddess could make.

I saw the goddess commanding to carry the child into the bedroom. He also asked his mother-in-law to prepare a bowl of water, three sticks of incense, and some yellow table paper.

After everything was ready, the goddess began to practice and exert her strength to drive away the unclean evil spirit.

At the main tablet in the living room, the goddess lit a stick of incense, bowed a few times, and began to burn yellow table paper. As the green smoke rose from the incense pillars, the yellow signs on the ground burned and black debris flew in the air, and in a burst of burning peculiar smells and mush and the pungent smell of sandalwood, the goddess began to exert her strength.

I saw that the goddess had a serious expression on her bronzed face, her mouth was full of words, her eyes were closed, her head was trembling and shaking, and the two old gold earrings in her ears were also shaking from side to side.

Zhang Yuling stood at the door and looked coldly, as if she was watching the primitive tribe perform an ancient witchcraft show.

The goddess babbled and chanted the scriptures, drank a sip of water from time to time, "gurgling" a few times, and then "poof" sprayed into the air, scattering a cloud of mist.

Far away, Zhang Yuling seemed to smell the sour smell of the fermented food residues in the mouth of the goddess. Zhang Yuling didn't say a word, she won't clean this living room, whoever invites the goddess, who will clean it.

The goddess chanted the scriptures repeatedly, sometimes with a high-pitched voice, angry eyes, and a loud shout, "Frightened! Sometimes he bows his head and chatters, accompanied by various dance movements such as circles and small broken steps.

Half an hour later, the yellow table paper burned out, a pile of ashes on the ground, the goddess stopped chanting, stopped dancing, returned to normal, and reported to the mother-in-law and sister-in-law and Zhang Yuling who were standing aside: "It turned out that it was a mother who died of dystocia who was not reincarnated, and the mother was deeply resentful, no wonder your child didn't work in any way!" But it doesn't matter, she won't come back after I meet me, and after I disperse her! ”

The mother-in-law smiled with satisfaction: "Well, thank you, it's really a labor goddess!" ”

The goddess said to the mother-in-law, "Take me to the bedroom to see, I will call the soul to the child, and the child is frightened, just recite the sutra." ”

The mother-in-law and the sister took the goddess to the bedroom again, and the goddess ordered to find scissors and a broom, and asked the mother-in-law to press the scissors under the quilt and put the broom beside the bed. When everything is ready, the soul begins.

I saw the goddess patting the edge of the bed hard, and the mattress made a "bang, bang" sound, while singing loudly: "Come on!" Return! Come back! While clapping and singing, the goddess's voice is hoarse, and the grotesque tone gives people a mysterious sense of spirituality.

The child was almost asleep, and he was scared "Wow" by this slap and drink...... Wow......" crying, Zhang Yuling saw this, so she hurriedly shouted to stop: "Forget it, don't scare the child into crying!" But the goddess didn't seem to hear anything, and was still slapping the mattress vigorously and chanting the sutras, and the child's cries became louder and louder.

Zhang Yuling couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Enough! Don't read it! Then he stepped forward, ignoring everyone's eyes, picked up his daughter, and hurriedly patted and whispered: "Mom is here, Mom is here!" ”

The goddess straightened her waist and looked annoyed, and stomped her feet: "You despise the gods, you will be punished!" ”

Zhang Yuling said disdainfully: "You want retribution to come to me!" I'm not afraid of these things, what a mess! Scared the baby out of tears. ”

The mother-in-law trembled angrily and pointed at Zhang Yuling with her finger: "You... You...", and pleaded in an angry voice, "Oh, the three-foot god on your head, don't blame it, Xiaoling, she is still young, she doesn't understand anything, she is ignorant and innocent!" Ignorance and innocence! Don't blame it! ”

My sister stood aside and shouted loudly: "Xiaoling, you are too presumptuous!" This is no joke! ”

Zhang Yuling dropped a sentence: "If you want to call the soul, you can call it yourself!" My child doesn't have to scream! So he went downstairs with the child in his arms.

The people in the room looked at each other.

"Who is this goddess pretending to be a ghost to scare?" Zhang Yuling muttered.

After receiving the money, the goddess brushed her sleeves and left. The mother-in-law sent the goddess out, with an apologetic face, and apologized again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry for you to come here, it's all my daughter-in-law's fault, don't believe this, you take care of it!" ”

My sister also walked downstairs and looked at Zhang Yuling coldly: "In the future, whether your child is good or bad, sick or something, don't come to us again, believe it or not, please feel free to do it, my mother and I don't want to waste our efforts in vain!" With that, he walked into the room, and with a "pop", the door shut.

Zhang Yuling was left alone in the living room, holding the feverish child, back and forth.

The child started crying again, and it seemed that he had to go to the hospital. Zhang Yuling hurriedly called a taxi. At this time, my sister and mother-in-law were definitely unwilling to take care of herself, so she had to take the child to the hospital alone.

She carried a large bag, wore a hat, wrapped a thick layer of clothing, wrapped the child tightly, and went straight to the mother and child.

Finally entered the hospital, she held the child in one hand, held the medical records in the other, ran up and down to do examinations, queues, payment, diapers, feeding, she was eager to grow three heads and six arms, and she was very busy.

At this time, the mobile phone in the bag rang, Zhang Yuling couldn't free up her hand to hold the phone, so she had to hold the child with one hand, turn the backpack to the front with difficulty, take out the mobile phone, and look at it, it was called by Zhaofat.

At this time, the queue had already reached Zhang Yuling, so Zhang Yuling put her mobile phone around her neck and handed the check list and RMB to the window. Zhang Yuling held the child in one hand and said absentmindedly: "Hey... Yes? …”

The hospital was noisy, and Zhang Yuling couldn't hear it clearly, so it took a long time. The staff at the toll office was already impatient, knocking on the glass and saying loudly: "Madam, a total of 236 yuan, 36 less." ”

Zhang Yuling hurriedly apologized: "Oh, I'm sorry! She was about to take out fifty yuan from her purse, but just as she lowered her head and unzipped her backpack, when she turned her head, the phone was not clamped, it fell, smashed on her daughter's body, and fell to the ground again.

The daughter was scared and said, "Wow... Wow...", Zhang Yuling couldn't help but feel distressed.

Her emotions reached the brink of collapse at this moment, a mess, no one helped her, one or two only knew how to add blockage! Her face was pale, like a ripe purple eggplant. Zhang Yuling threw the money into the window, and hurriedly bent down to pick up the mobile phone: "If you don't call soon, you won't call sooner, I'm busy at this time, what kind of call!" ”

She picked up her phone and saw that the screen of her beloved Apple phone had cracked two cracks. The child was still crying "wow", Zhang Yuling didn't care whether the phone was broken or not, so she had to hold the child again and start filming and coaxing: "Good baby, don't cry, don't cry!" Mom is wrong, the phone smashed the baby, sorry baby! ……”

"Next!" The cashier shouted. Zhang Yuling struggled to free her hand, took back the change from the window, and threw it into her bag. He squeezed out of the queue with the child in his arms, and continued to coax the child patiently.

Zhang Yuling vowed that she would never come to the hospital alone with her children in the future, and she would not be able to keep busy alone in a bustling and overcrowded hospital. She had never felt such frustration, and she had never realized that she was so in need of help.

The child finally stopped crying, and Zhang Yuling sat on the chair before she had the opportunity to take out her mobile phone from her bag. She dialed Zhao Pang's phone, so the negative energy, tiredness, and irritability, at this moment, finally found an outlet: "Zhao Pang, you really know how to pick time, do you know, where am I?" ”

Zhao Pang heard Zhang Yuling's angry voice, and was confused: "What's wrong?" Where are you? ”

"Your daughter has a low-grade fever repeatedly, but your mother and sister are fine, and they actually called the goddess, and the goddess recited the scriptures to her daughter, and the daughter was so frightened that she cried. After a while, this fever was again, what if I didn't bring her to the hospital? ”

"Oh, didn't you buy some stickers last time? Just stick it on her. Zhao Pang didn't think about what Zhang Yuling had experienced at all.

"It's useless to post it! You don't care about children at all, it's not my child alone! None of your Zhao family feels sorry for our mother! Zhang Yuling felt extremely aggrieved and resentful.

"What's wrong? I called my mom and asked, why don't they come to the hospital with you? Zhao Pang saw that Zhang Yuling was angry, and hurriedly comforted her.

"No, you don't! I'll take the kids for a check-up, go to the doctor and see them, I don't need them! Don't dare to bother them anymore! After speaking, Zhang Yuling finally felt a little relieved.

"I called them and asked, you haven't been out of confinement yet, how can you come out?" Zhao Pang said with concern.

"Are you stupid? If you call your mom now, your mom can think of me with her toes! At that time, I was reasonable, and I became unreasonable! You can't be smarter! Zhang Yuling feels that men are really rough in handling relationships, similar to fools, adding to the chaos.