"Bang!" As a strange noise suddenly came from outside the new house, I put down the unfinished roast chicken, wiped the grease stains from my mouth with my free hand, and held a leftover chicken head in my hand.

Looking at Yin Linxi's cold face in wonder, he got up and prepared to open the door to find out.

But before I could take a step, Yin Linxi, who was behind me, didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he also got up with me, but instead of walking to the door, he pulled my back collar.

"Ahem," I involuntarily began to cough after being strangled by this sudden force, and it took me a while to come back to my senses before I jerked the bastard behind me away, "What are you doing?" Murder! ”

I angrily threw the chicken head in my hand on his chest, leaving a trace of oil marks on the inky Xuanduan dress, and the bastard seemed to have a sudden burst of madness.

He came over without a clue, and carried me on his shoulders without saying anything.

"Hey, hey... What are you doing? Feed! I was furious and kept struggling with my hands and feet, but he ignored it and walked towards the bed with heavy steps.

At this time, my mind suddenly recalled what the bride had said to me, even if it was normal to see a little blood at night... Oh no, Yin Linxi gave me roast chicken to eat, wouldn't it be just to make me full, and then hang me on the side of the bed and beat me severely?

Oh, my God! This is too vicious!

I thought it was a bit ridiculous, but I didn't think it would be a good thing to see him like this!

A bad premonition suddenly appeared in my heart, and I began to speak incoherently, "Yin Linxi, don't think that a mere roast chicken can buy my life... I, I... I can tell you, although I am not very good at martial arts... No, although I am strong in martial arts, I am born with a heroine's heart and disdain to bully powerless people like you, so before I go crazy, you'd better let me go! Otherwise... I'll have you all over the ground looking for teeth! ”

After that, I raised my paws in a gesture, but Yin Linxi didn't seem to hear it.

Then seeing that I was getting closer and closer to the bed, I finally couldn't help but let out a scream of killing a pig, and my tone softened by half a minute, "Hey, Yin Linxi, you can let me go." I don't have two pounds of meat on me, and I don't feel like fighting at all! ”

I waited for his answer with great hope, but I had no choice but to hit the stone with soft and hard, not only did it not stir up the slightest wave, but he waved his big hand and threw me the happy bed, and my old waist hurt, and I almost had to go straight to the back.

But just as I grinned and reached out to touch my waist, which was about to be broken, Yin Linxi turned over and pressed me under me, raised his slender fingers, and began to untie the gold piping jade belt on his waist.

"What do you do!" I was so embarrassed that my face was hot, and I quickly raised my hands to cover my eyes, and I couldn't help but curiously merge the middle and ring fingers of my two hands together and peek out secretly...

By the brilliant lights of the new house, I followed his long hanging eyelashes, and my gaze extended all the way down, until I vaguely saw a little spring on his chest...

"Ah," I exclaimed, covering my eyes in a hurry, and blushing with shame, "You, you... If you have something to say, don't take it off! ”

And after Yin Linxi, the bastard saw my reaction, he instead raised a satisfied smile and looked at me for a moment.

And then... Suddenly, I lowered my body, put my hands on the sides of my head, and a charming smile immediately rose on my picturesque face, and I raised my voice very deliberately, "I asked you when I lifted my hijab just now, didn't you say that you were ready before coming to Xianyu?" I didn't expect the crown princess to start thinking about this kind of thing so early, you say... Am I supposed to let you down? ”

Ha? What's on my mind?

There was a faint smile in his words, and the tone of his voice was completely different from when he had just lifted his head.

Then, in my completely stunned eyes, he slowly raised his hand and touched my cheek, and his fingertips wandered little by little on the outline of my face, and only after a while did he praise me lightly, "What a beautiful face!" ”

I frowned, looking at the face that was close but full of ridicule, as if I didn't know Yin Linxi, although I didn't know what his idea was, but the frivolous words were enough to make my heart rise a little displeasure.

"What's wrong with you? Go away! I said coldly, turning my face sideways to avoid him...

And Yin Linxi's hands that caressed my cheeks were suspended in the air and didn't speak, but simply raised his hand to pull up the joy quilt under him, and covered both of us underneath...

What's going on?

As it was dark in front of me, my heart secretly beat a drum, thinking of what Xi Niang said about seeing blood at night and my attitude was a little bad just now, isn't he angry and wants to end me in the quilt with his own hands, right?

Shall not my little life be mourned?

No, thirty-six counts of oil on the soles of the feet are for the sake of the top.

I've got to find a way to escape, or else... This soldier hasn't been borrowed yet, but I'll take my life here first, it's really not worth it.

Just as I was about to swipe down quietly and escape.

Yin Linxi grabbed me like a loach, and then whispered in my ear, "My father is suspicious and sent someone to monitor the two of us, if you still want to borrow troops, then it is best to cooperate with me obediently!" ”

"Huh?" I exclaimed, and Yin Linxi hurriedly raised his big hand to cover my lips and made a silent movement.

And I was really stunned, how can there be such a perverted father in the world, who actually peeped into his son's cave room?

After a while, I was short of breath covered by him, so I slapped his hand away and didn't have a good breath, "If that's the case, you just told me earlier?" Xi Niang told me that I was going to see blood tonight, just now I saw you hurt like that, I thought I was just going to eat you a roast chicken, and I was going to be killed! ”

I took a selfie and patted my frightened little heart, but Yin Linxi's eyebrows raised and looked at me with a particularly strange look.

I was furious by him, and I thought I had said something wrong, so I learned from his previous indecent appearance, and said with a hard voice, "What? Are you fascinated by Princess Ben? ”

"Poof!"

After speaking, I saw a smile overflowing on Yin Linxi's face, and after a while, he said inexplicably, "Didn't anyone in the palace teach you what a cave house is?" ”

"How is that possible!" I gave him a blank look, thinking that it wasn't a cave room! What's the big deal, I think when I made the ceremony, Aunt Yingtong also told me, "Isn't it just that the two of them sleep in the same bed!" ”

"And then?"

Yin Linxi stared at me with interest, but it made my face unnatural for a while, and then he coughed dryly, and looked out at the gap left by the joy on the top of his head, and thought about it slightly...

He said then?

But on the topic of the cave room, when I was saluting, Aunt Yingtong just told me that as long as I slept in the same bed with my future husband, I would have a baby, and there seemed to be nothing else?

I looked at Yin Linxi blankly, and he was looking at me very seriously with his head propped up, as if waiting for my answer.

So I smiled and looked back at him, and said suspiciously, "And then... Just have a baby? ”

After that, before my words fell, Yin Linxi suddenly laughed as if he had suddenly lost his mind, which made me blush, just looking at him covering his stomach and laughing like a monk, I didn't know what to do.

That's not right... What is he laughing at? Isn't sleeping together called a cave room? But Aunt Yingtong did say this to me, I think when my father took me to Nanshan to hunt, in order to prevent other men from approaching me, she even mobilized the crowd to carefully select ten of the small palace maids who claimed to be good at martial arts, and they were specially attached to me, and the men next to me were far away, so they bared their teeth and scared others to not approach, even I didn't let go of the thatched house.

How could such an Aunt Yingtong lie to me? It's Yin Linxi, this guy must be trying to tease me in a different way!

Thinking of this, I wasn't in a hurry to get angry, but just lightly ridiculed him, "What? Look at you like this, it seems that you know more about this! ”

Yin Linxi paused for a long time before he stopped smiling, and when he saw that I deliberately soured him, he simply didn't quibble, so he simply agreed and said, "That's natural, men have always been self-taught about this!" ”

Is it? And all the men! I looked at him suspiciously, and didn't speak.

It wasn't until I was breathless from staying under the covers for a long time that I became a little impatient, "I said, can you go out?" I'm suffocating! ”

After that, before he could speak, I reached out and was about to lift the quilt.

At this time, there was a sudden commotion outside the door, and then the door of the new house was pushed open with a "squeak".

It was the bride who led a large group of people in, and the flower branches that were laughing while walking shook their handkerchiefs...

"His Royal Highness the Prince, the Crown Princess, after drinking, the slave family led people to make trouble..."

Xi Niang's words were not finished, but when she raised her eyes, she saw the strange scene of me and Yin Linxi drilling in the quilt, and after the handkerchief in her hand fluttered to the ground, she swallowed the word "cave room" back, and the others behind her also looked like their jaws dropped in shock.

I can't wait to find a hole in the ground!

So such an embarrassing scene was at a stalemate for several seconds...

I finally broke the suffocating silence with a dry laugh and waved at them.

At this point, if I explain that I was just dragged in by a bastard, they probably won't believe me, right?

Yin Linxi, who was beside him, was very conscious and didn't feel embarrassed at all, but pretended to be angry and roared, "Get out!" Don't you see Lao Tzu doing business? ”

In this low roar, the bride and everyone finally woke up, and in order not to disturb our "good deeds", they even forgot to do the ceremony and squeezed out...

The huge new house has returned to its previous silence, except for the handkerchiefs that the remaining bride on the ground will have time to pick up in the future, as if nothing has happened, but I know that the three aunts and six mothers-in-law in the coming day must be the "lingering and sympathetic story" between me and Yin Linxi.

"What are you talking nonsense?"

I lifted the quilt suddenly, sat up and looked angrily at Yin Linxi, who was still holding his head as if nothing had happened.

It took a while for him to open his mouth unhurriedly, "It's the so-called drama to do a full set, besides... You and I are now a legitimate husband and wife! ”

"You!"

I was angry, but what he said was not unreasonable, so I couldn't argue with him, even if I was angry... But after all, he raised his hand and had to give up!