Bai Fan stood up with a smile.

Seeing Bai Fan, the lobster felt like he was ...... Pee!

I don't know what happened last night, and I suddenly didn't feel anything about that thing, and I went to the hospital overnight to check out nothing: because all the muscles failed: including the most important urethral sphincter: Brother Lobster immediately became a giant baby who had to go out with diapers every day!

What's more: my own ability in that area is gone!

Take out all kinds of handsome boy chrysanthemum pictures that you usually collect.,I obviously have an idea in my head.,But that thing is soft and doesn't have any feeling of getting up!

What's going on with this Nima?

I thought I was going to see a doctor, but what do I think?

Then, something even worse happened.

Brother Lobster went to the toilet, and this time he felt that he almost didn't die in the toilet: the chrysanthemum hurt like he was stabbing it with a red-hot iron rod!

There is a king in English history called Edward II, who has been a GAY all his life, and was finally forced by his wife to let Edward III inherit the throne, and then imprisoned by the queen (his wife) (but this thing also has a son, presumably a bisexual).

The queen hated her husband's hobby, and finally ordered the executioner to insert a red-hot iron rod into Edward's back door......

It is said that Edward's screams at the time of his tragic death frightened even farmers miles away.

And now Brother Lobster is experiencing the feeling of Edward back then.

But fortunately, it won't hurt anymore after it's over, but when Brother Lobster remembers that he still has several big brothers with unique tastes to serve, he just feels like dying!

And at this time, he received a call from a small man under his own hand, wanting to let him cut someone, and Brother Lobster, who was depressed, went without thinking about it.

When he saw who he wanted to see who the person who was cutting it, Brother Lobster felt that he was peeing his pants: fortunately, there was still a diaper bottom!

But what happened last night, now I think about it, it's still a nightmare: a madman who rushed out of nowhere, directly broke all his hands and feet! Now Brother Tu, they are still screaming in the orthopedic hospital!

And all this must be related to the young man in front of him.

"What do you want to do?" Gu Sikai laughed wildly: "Do you still want to be close to Brother Lobster?" You dream! Brother Lobster is here to cut you, you know? You're dead, you know? ”

Bai Fan shrugged his shoulders: "Brother Lobster, you ......"

The lobster stole the bell with lightning speed, and ...... fiercely kicked Gu Sikai, who was still laughing wildly, to the ground!

Then, at Gu Sikai's ass, he kicked wildly!

Gu Sikai's head sank into the soil and remained motionless, allowing Brother Lobster to kick a lot before he raised his head in horror; "Brother Lobster, are you mistaken?"

"Mistake your sister! This is Brother Bai Fan! Apologize to Brother Bai Fan immediately! Hurry up! ”

Gu Sikai is like falling into a fog!

Seeing that he was still in a daze, the lobster kicked him again, kicking Gu Sikai all over his shoes, and then scolded fiercely: "Do you understand!" Apologize to Brother Bai Fan immediately! ”

No matter what happened, Gu Sikai now understands very well: he must have made a mistake!

Whatever went wrong! Anyway, it must be a mistake!

Gu Sikai is a gangster at the bottom of society, and he has to sell chrysanthemums to know a gangster at the bottom like a lobster, and seeing the current situation, he finally understands that he has hit the iron plate.

"Brother Bai Fan! I'm sorry! I don't know Tarzan with my eyes! It turned out to be you! Coming to our well alley, it really makes the whole street here exude a bright light! Your arrival is a breath of fresh air that fills the whole street with the smell of happiness......"

While talking, you still look intoxicated, as if you are fainting with the happiness you said!

The lobster's face was ugly, Bai Fan's face was also ugly, and Meng Tong was desperately holding back and not vomiting on the side!

"Was this guy like this before?" Bai Fan asked the lobster with no face in front of him.

Lobster smiled bitterly and nodded: "This guy is said to be a bookwriter, and his wife and children have been beaten away without making money, and his mouth is full of this smell!" ”

"Okay, don't talk about it!" Bai Fan was speechless, picked up the paper pocket and handed it over: "Two hundred thousand, you take it yourself." But the IOU must be returned! Also, don't tell me anything else, and IOUs! ”

Gu Sikai didn't say a word, took out the IOU directly from his trouser bag, and then held it high above his head.

"It's an IOU! If it's fake! ”

Bai Fan glanced at Meng Tong, and Meng Tong immediately nodded.

"Take it! You bring the IOU! ”

Gu Sikai looked at the lobster on the side, and then said with an extremely firm expression: "Please rest assured!" I'm going to destroy the IOU! ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the IOU and tore it up fiercely, until the torn IOU had become shredded paper residue, and was directly put into Gu Sikai's mouth and chewed hard, and then swallowed it!

When I was done, I had a full hiccups!

"The IOU has been ruined!"

Bai Fan has to admire this guy now: he can really bend and stretch!

"Even if the money is for me to treat the second elder! You don't have to pay it back! ”

As he spoke, he bowed directly to Bai Fan and Meng Tong to the end: "I'm causing trouble to Brother Bai Fan!" I'm causing trouble for Meng Tong! I know I'm wrong! Please have a lot of adults, treat me like a fart, let it go! ”

"Gu Sikai, what the hell are you...... Which one is this playing? Meng Tong was completely dizzy.

"Yes, I can bend and stretch, and I am also a husband. But you might as well take the money. Bai Fan said with a smile.

"Don't dare!" This guy's voice is like a eunuch in a pigtail play, and he almost calls himself a minion!

Bai Fan originally wanted him to give him the 200,000 yuan, so that he could be convicted and sent to the hell of pulling out his tongue.

But I don't know if this guy is really lucky: he actually saved himself.

"Did he really borrow the 50,000 yuan?" Bai Fan looked at Meng Tong and asked.

Meng Tong nodded.

Bai Fan took out 50,000 yuan from it, then added 10,000 yuan for a total of 60,000 yuan, and handed it to Gu Sikai: "50,000 is the principal, 10,000 is interest, take it yourself, this should be yours, remember not to be greedy for money and not to be lustful in the future, live your life well." ”

A few words are an understatement, but there seems to be a power that makes Gu Sikai feel like he is on the verge of amnesty.

Without hesitation, he took 60,000 yuan, and Gu Sikai disappeared immediately.

Bai Fan looked at the lobster brother on the side and replied with a smile; "Well done, you won't be like that when you go to the toilet in the future, let's go!"

The lobster seemed to understand something in surprise, and immediately bowed: "That...... Boss, I'm ...... ahead."

"The thing in front of you, you'll slowly recover if you clean yourself a little better, but if you do something bad, it will be more serious, let's go!"