107 A strange fat man
"It was supposed to be a massacre. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Guan Yun said with a sigh.
"Isn't it just three rice dumplings? That's a terrible guy, too. Slightly disdainful.
Liu Shuya didn't speak, sat on the side, thoughtful and in a daze.
"Hey, what are you doing? Silly? He bumped Liu Shuya's arm slightly.
Liu Shuya came back to his senses at this time, "Ah, no, I'm thinking about things." ā
"What are you thinking? Miss your fake beauty? ā
Liu Shuya was a little depressed when he heard this, "Don't talk nonsense, I didn't think about her, and she didn't fake it." ā
"Don't you pretend to be serious, look at her looking at you like that? The saliva is about to flow out, and I look at you vigorously, isn't it serious? There was a strong sour taste in the slight words, but Liu Shuya didn't notice it.
Guan Yun on the side heard the taste of the words, and watched the two children sing with a smile on the side, and he didn't say anything.
Liu Shuya wanted to refute, but thinking about Weiwei's words, except for the three-character judgment that Qin Xiaoyue was "fake and serious" to be discussed, everything else seemed to be true. In recent days, when he and Qin Xiaoyue were together, they were indeed getting closer and closer, and from time to time their shoulders would touch their shoulders and their palms would touch the back of their hands.
It's a great feeling!
Thinking of this, Liu Shuya's face became hotter and hotter unconsciously, so he quickly diverted the topic.
"I'm not thinking about her, I'm thinking about the two of us."
Hearing this, he was overjoyed, and asked angrily, "We?" What do you think of us? ā
"I'm thinking, in fact, the two of us are also zongzi." Liu Shuya replied with some sighs.
The answer is not at all expected!
She was so choked by these words that she couldn't speak. couldn't help but punch Liu Shuya in the chest, and scolded angrily, "You can't say something nice?" ā
Then she thought she was so small. actually became salted bacon such as zongzi, and Qin Xiaoyue was actually older than her. But it's still "little fresh meat"!
Even if you think of age, you should remove the word "small", but it's still fresh meat!
No wonder Liu Shuya likes Qin Xiaoyue so much!
Thinking of this, a faint sadness suddenly appeared in Weiwei's heart, and then he held his chin and stopped talking.
Guan Yun looked at these two special children, he really felt cola, and took a sip of the beer in the cup, "Okay, okay." You two little guys are good boys, don't talk about anything else. Give my uncle a happy word, do you want to go to Beichuan with me? ā
Liu Shuya looked at Weiwei, and Weiwei also looked at Liu Shuya.
"Then you say, do you want to go?" Liu Shuya asked.
"What does it matter to me whether you go or not? I'm going anyway. He pouted slightly, "Uncle Guan is so good to me, I have to help with this favor." ā
"Alright then, I'll go too." Liu Shuya finished speaking. couldn't help but think of Qin Xiaoyue again, and a little reluctance appeared in my heart.
But thinking that Guan Yun was good to him, if he didn't go to this matter, it would be difficult to explain it to everyone. The most important thing is not to pass the level of yourself. So he secretly gritted his teeth and thought, "Let's go." Go early and come back early. Say hello to Xiaoyue before you go. ā
Guan Yun saw that both of them agreed to help. Very happy. immediately notified his subordinates to drive over and pick them up to Liu Shuya's house to tidy up their clothes. After saying hello to their guardian, Monk Hongguang, they were about to leave.
Monk Hongguang asked Guan Yun very mother-in-law where he wanted to take the two children?
Guan Yun said briefly. Monk Hongguang was very uneasy and wanted to follow, but was stopped by Guan Yun, saying that Monk Hongguang was very old, and not only would it not help much, but maybe it would be a burden to the two children.
Hongguang was not happy at this time, and blocked the door and refused to let go. So Liu Shuya and Weiwei could only coax the old man for a long time with both soft and hard methods before coaxing the Hongguang monk and agreeing to let them go, but on the condition that Guan Yun must ensure the safe return of the two children.
Guan Yun swore a vow, saying that he would bring the two children back safely, and Monk Hongguang was relieved.
Before going out, Guan Yun called Song Weiren again, Song Weiren didn't want the two children to go, but Song Weiren was not as mother-in-law as the Hongguang monk, since Liu Shuya and Weiwei themselves decided to go to Beichuan, then he didn't stop him, and only asked Guan Yun to convey a sentence to the two children, "Be careful in everything." ā
Liu Shuya and Weiwei finally got into Guan Yun's black business car. They also stopped staying and went directly to the capital's airport.
When they arrived at the airport, Guan Yun did not immediately take them on the plane, but waited for someone at the airport with several subordinates of the Ministry of Public Security.
In the process of waiting for the others, Liu Shuya made several calls to Qin Xiaoyue, but none of them got through, and the busy signal, "The other user's phone has been turned off or is not in the service area."
This situation has never happened, and Liu Shuya has always been looking for Qin Xiaoyue accurately. So he felt strange in his heart. But thinking that maybe Qin Xiaoyue's mobile phone was out of battery, he was relieved, and planned to contact Qin Xiaoyue after arriving in Beichuan.
Liu Shuya called Qin Xiaoyue for about an hour, and Guan Yun and the people they were waiting for hadn't come yet. Liu Shuya thought in his heart that he hoped to get through Qin Xiaoyue's phone, so he didn't feel that time passed quickly, and Weiwei on the other side couldn't wait.
She watched Liu Shuya keep calling, she was irritable, and she was anxious to wait, so she was a little angry, and repeatedly urged Guan Yun why she didn't leave.
Guan Yun smiled bitterly: "If that person doesn't come, we will lose a good helper, so let's wait." ā
Seeing that Liu Shuya was still calling Qin Xiaoyue vigorously, she was quite unhappy in her heart, another guy here who didn't know sooner or later made her wait for more than an hour in vain, she couldn't help it, and her stinky temper exploded.
"When is this bastard coming? If you don't come again, my aunt and grandmother will eat him raw later! The slight roar was loud, and with an inexplicable sense of terror, it startled everyone near the departure hall.
"Which little girl is so arrogant? Who are you going to eat, this is? Dare to eat people in broad daylight? You belong to the tiger, huh? A lazy voice floated out of the crowd.
Hearing this, the anger that could not be held back suddenly rushed out. Completely uncontrollable. She opened her mouth to show her sharp canine teeth and exhaled a heavy breath. Whispering at the source of the sound is the kind of roar that a beast would only let out before attacking its prey. It's weird and scary.
When the people around saw this, they were so frightened that they hid to the side.
It was eerily quiet. In the midst of the silence, I heard a slipper bar chirping, and the sound of shuffling came from the crowd.
"What? Want to fight? Fat man, who have I been afraid of in a fight? Following the voice, I saw a fat man walking out of the man unhurriedly.
This fat man is not very fat, but he is relatively strong, and he has a lot more meat than ordinary people, but he drags a pair of fashionable slippers, and he walks very vigorously on this road, unlike ordinary fat people.
The fat man is dressed up in a weird way. There was a Taoist priest's hair bun on his head. But he didn't insert a hairpin, and directly stabbed a disposable chopsticks on his head and grabbed the bun. There is a pair of tyrannosaurus glasses on the bridge of the nose, and there is an ear stud on one ear, and an earplug is plugged into the ear with the ear nailed, as if listening to a song. The other ear was empty and there were no earplugs, so I could hear a slight roar.
Looking down further, there was a string of boss Buddha beads hanging around his neck, like a sand monk. This dress, together with the Taoist bun on the head, is very discordant, and the monk is not a monk. It's not a good thing.
There was no robe or robe on his body. Instead, he wore a baseball jacket, a pair of hip-hop hot pants on the bottom, and finally a pair of brand-name rotten slippers on the soles of his feet.
How do you look at this dress, how can it make people vomit three liters of blood!
He was pulling a suitcase in one hand. The other hand grabbed the travel bag on his shoulder, and the whole thing looked like a child.
was originally so angry that he was smoking. When I saw this fat guy, I immediately stopped getting angry. His eyes widened, but he was just stunned. Then he suddenly reached out and took off the leather shoes under his feet, and smashed it at the fat man angrily and sadly.
"You damn fat uncle, where did you go, hurt my grandfather, all, woo woo woo ......" Wei actually cried.
Guan Yun and Liu Shuya suddenly cried when they saw Weiwei, as if they were looking at the Arabian Nights, and said in their hearts: "This girl actually cries too?" ā
The fat man flashed the slightly thrown shoes very quickly, and then felt that the voice of the little girl opposite was quite familiar. He pulled down the Tyrannosaurus glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Huh? Who is this? Little girl, why are you here? What about your grandfather? Yo, why are you dressed up like this, it's a lot more fashionable?"
As he spoke, the fat man walked up to Weiwei.
Suddenly, he stopped in front of Weiwei, frowned, and then sniffed Weiwei's body hard, "Eh, no, girl, you, why are you ......" The fat man didn't say anything, but his eyebrows wrinkled even tighter.
Then he took another long breath through his nose, sniffed in the air, and then turned his head to Liu Shuya, whose fat face, which was still lazy and round, became even more ugly and even full of murderous aura.
"What the is this world, you dare to go out on the street like this in broad daylight?" The fat man scolded Liu Shuya angrily.
Liu Shuya, who was thinking about calling Qin Xiaoyue again, was a little furious by the fat man's angry eyes, and he didn't know where he had offended the other party.
Looking at the posture, the fat man was about to do something, but before he could do it, he was pressed by a strong big hand on the shoulder.
"Fat Liu, why are you fat again, didn't you lose some weight last time? With your size, you're about to catch up with Zhu Bajie. Guan Yunyun said lightly.
This fat man Liu was stunned for a moment, and looked back at Guan Yun: "Lao Guan, why the hell are you going back more and more?" As for the pair of goods next to you, you don't care? Could it be that you didn't see it? ā
Guan Yun smiled, "What kind of?" These two are my nephews and nieces? ā
"Your nephews and nieces?" When Fat Liu heard this, his eyeballs were about to burst out of his sockets, and he felt completely incredible.
"When the did you have a hobby of taking in zombies as a nephew or niece? Besides, niece, your mother is big! He pointed at a slightly angry and said, "This is my niece!" When did you become your niece? ā
He grabbed Guan Yun's collar with his backhand, "Explain it to Lao Tzu quickly, what the hell happened to my niece and senior brother?" If you don't make it clear to Lao Tzu, don't say that Lao Tzu won't go with you today, none of you guys will be able to run! Damn, a good girl, you made it into an immortal thing, and a niece? My niece, your uncle. ā
This fat man looked at Weiwei, his eyes showed concern, regret and anger, and the anger became more and more intense, and he was almost desperate with others.
He looked at Guan Yun angrily and glared at Liu Shuya angrily.
The fat man at this time is the one who really wants to eat people.
"You damn fatty, you're still so impulsive. How? Do you know the little girl? Guan Yun still looked like he didn't care.
"Nonsense, this is my niece, who grew up in my hands, can I not know her?" The fat man's anger did not subside, and he spoke urgently.
"Your niece? I forgot about this stubble, and you are right to be from the same school. That's better, they're all acquaintances, it's more convenient to get things done. Girl, come here, tell your uncle what's going on. Guan Yun beckoned slightly.
Before Weiwei didn't see the fat man at first, he was very angry, and even corpse. After seeing the fat man, she thought of her grandfather and her own childhood, and turned from anger to sadness.
Originally, she wanted to pounce on and hug this little uncle who she hadn't seen for a long time, hugging her head and crying.
But she didn't expect that this fat uncle would immediately discover the special changes on Weiwei's body, which made her a little scared, and she didn't know what this little uncle would do to herself.
But listening to Guan Yun tell herself to explain the situation, she timidly told her grandfather how to go up the mountain with her grandfather to subdue the zombies, how she was in distress, and then how she met Liu Shuya, how her grandfather died desperately in the mountains, how she came back from the dead, and was rescued by Liu Shuya, but she became an immortal living dead.
These past things were explained one by one, and in the end, he didn't forget to ask the fat uncle with fear, "Uncle, you won't accept me, right?" ā
When the fat man heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, and took Weiwei into his arms, thinking of the past, he couldn't help choking up and crying and sighing.
He laughed softly and scolded Weiwei in his arms, "Accept your size, dead girl, why didn't you come to me earlier?" In the future, you will follow me, whoever dares to bully you, Lao Tzu will destroy him. (To be continued.) )