Chapter 75: Funny Bija Daoist
I ripped off the woman's mask to see who was behind it. But the makeup on this woman's face is almost like a ghost. Obviously, she deliberately hid her identity and didn't dare to show her true face.
Time did not allow me to pull her to wash her face and see who it was.
My twin sister and I had to leave as soon as possible.
But before I leave, I have one more thing to do!
My special function is invisible, and it has been exposed.
This event determines whether I will live or die in the future. Just now, the obscene Taoist priest mentioned a "507 Institute", and said that he would sell me and dissect me. This secret must not be divulged.
I'm almost in love with the "Qishu Ghost Sutra" now.
Because after the soul transfer technique, there is a charm, which is the "amnesia charm"!
That's right, it's the chicken rib charm that I hated at the time. And the amnesia charm, used now, is simply appropriate.
I bit my finger and quickly drew a charm on the palm of my hand, slapping it the woman's forehead.
Then while the obscene Taoist priest was pointing to the twins' car and laughing, I secretly climbed up to the big grave, walked around behind him, drew an amnesia charm, and slapped him in the face.
Lewd Taoist: "Ouch...... You are paralyzed, you sneak attack! ”
He tumbled and fell from the grave.
I jumped in the car and walked away with my twin sisters.
Jiang Yuhan drove, and Jiang Yumeng and I sat in the back row.
Jiang Yumeng: "Brother Huangquan, you are bleeding, let's go to the hospital quickly." ”
I was stabbed in the shoulder by the woman, but it was fine, the woman had the vicious intention of killing and setting fire, but it was clear that she had not done anything to skin and bleed. The knife only pierced some of the skin.
I rubbed Jiang Yumeng's head and said with a smile: "It's okay, your brother-in-law has a great life, and he hasn't rolled the sheets with your sister yet, how can he be willing to die?" ”
Jiang Yumeng pouted, gave me a blank look, she checked the wound, and snorted: "I still have the heart to joke, ignore you......"
Jiang Yuhan asked, "Do you want to go to the hospital?" ”
Me: "No, just go back and bandage it a little." ”
Jiang Yuhan groaned for a while and asked, "Huang Quan, what are these two people?" ”
I didn't see who the woman was. However, there are already many clues about her identity.
First, she wore a mask, and her face under the mask was deliberately painted like a ghost, so that we would be afraid that we would recognize her. This is enough to show that I have seen this woman!
Second, she knew I was looking for my aunt and knew that my aunt had a crescent birthmark on her buttocks. And this matter, I only asked Jiang Wenchuan to do it, that is to say, this woman must be Jiang Wenchuan's henchman.
The answer is already on the horizon!
That's right, it's Che Qian!
Even if it's not her, she has the biggest suspicion!
Just then, my phone rang. The caller ID was from Yan Wushuang.
I smiled and connected: "Sister, is there any news?" ”
Yan Wushuang: "You have no conscience, can't my sister call you if she can't find out?" Can't I flirt with you? ”
Me: "That's welcome." My sister came to me, and that was my honor. ”
Yan Wushuang: "Poor mouth! Well, it's really a good thing to look for you today. You gave me that number, I found out, the real-name authentication is called Zhang Qiang, and he is a self-employed person. The phone number was sold three months ago, and the person who bought it was forty or fifty years old, a fortune teller, sharp-beaked monkey gills, and very obscene. Listening to Zhang Qiang, the man introduced himself and called Daoist Jia. Jia Daoshi's whereabouts are uncertain and his identity is unknown, but some time ago, surveillance near Qibu Lane photographed him and Che Qian meeting. Be careful. Good brother, remember, I owe my sister a personal favor, my sister is busy these days, next Sunday, you are washed and waiting for me. ”
Next Sunday?
Today, Friday, next Sunday, nine days later.
I have six days to go before my birthday and turn eighteen. The third master said, I am pure yang, but I was born with a hundred ghosts, and I can't vent yang energy before the age of eighteen.
Hehe, but after the age of eighteen......
A cold gaze shot over. I looked up, and Jiang Yuhan was looking at me fiercely from the rearview mirror.
I quickly hung up the phone and laughed twice.
The murderer behind the scenes is undoubtedly Che Qian!
Now, my only concern is whether the amnesia charm has any effect. In case this spell is useless at the critical moment, it will be very troublesome for Che Qian or Jia Daoshi to leak the special function of my invisibility.
Soon, though, that fear disappeared.
As soon as the phone hung up, the bell rang again.
One look, hey...... It was Jia Daoshi's.
I answered the phone, and there was a comic voice inside.
"Boy, have you arrived? Babuqiao Cemetery, half an hour has passed, don't you want your aunt's life? ”
Effective!
The amnesia charm works!
As soon as he said this, I knew that he had forgotten everything that had just happened.
Hahaha...... In that case, what else is there to be afraid of?
I accompanied him to tease: "Don't! Don't! Why don't you wait for me a little longer, and I'll rush over as soon as I'm done with what I'm doing? ”
Daoist Jia: "Huh...... What could be more important than saving your aunt? ”
Me: "I'm rolling the sheets with my daughter-in-law, oh...... No, I'm driving with my daughter-in-law ~ Earthquake, I'll go over when I'm done. ”
Daoist Jia roared: "When is it, you still have the heart to pick up girls?" Give you the last five minutes, or I'll kill your aunt." ”
Me: "Hehe, five minutes is enough." Master, I'm such a strong young man, so it will take an hour or two. Don't worry, I'll go when my daughter-in-law is satisfied. ”
Daoist Jia: "Boy, you have a conspiracy!" You're lying to me...... Don't be a fool for me, you car shook, why is there no sound......"
I sent my mobile phone to Jiang Yuhan's small mouth and said, "Daughter-in-law, come, say hello to this tease." ”
Jiang Yuhan glanced at me and slapped the phone fiercely.
I put my phone to Jiang Yumeng's little mouth again, and the little girl hid back with a red face, secretly looking at her sister, and didn't dare to cooperate with me.
Syllable......
I slapped her on the thigh and caught her off guard.
It didn't hurt much, Jiang Yumeng just ate my sperm...... Forehead...... I was taken aback......
She snorted, "Ah...... Dislike...... You're hurting me......"
On the other side of the phone, there was a roar from Daoist Jia: "Ridiculous! Ridiculous! You guys are really in the car~ shock...... No, no, no! If you don't have five minutes, Lao Tzu is really going to kill! ”
I laughed, not wanting to tease him anymore: "Daoist Jia, you stupid comparison, don't think I don't know, that is not my aunt at all." You can open the killing ring as you want, I have already seen you, master. You wait for me, the next time I see you, the master will definitely beat your balls into his mouth! ”
There was a half-silence on the other side of the phone, and an unbelievable exclamation came: "How do you know my name?" What's going on? What the hell is going on? I said how did it feel wrong just now, there are wheel prints everywhere, numb, you can do witchcraft! Ahh......hhh Lao Tzu is gone...... Brother, grandpa, I surrendered...... I won't be against you again...... Don't come to me...... I ran away......"