Chapter Twenty-Three: The World Is Crazy
In fact, even in the first week, God's Split plan didn't work out very well
Although at that time, Mu Xiu had been in the B&B since noon, and everyone hit it off at first sight, continuing the previous relationship well, but Shen Crack did not take the initiative to ask anything about the fall of the angel.
Because no matter whether the other party's answer is good or not, she can't make a conclusion just based on the other party's words, and she must still need to test it herself.
It's best if it's not natural, but if it is...... Anyway, if you ask him in advance, it doesn't make any sense at all.
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"So, even if it doesn't make sense to ask the store manager that question, you should think of other ways, why did you bring me to the bathroom?"
Kamijo Danma was completely puzzled by this, he grinned and rubbed his wrist, which was a little blue by the god cracking fire weaving, and glanced back at the corridor where he had just come, and then looked back at the surrounding environmental facilities.
There is no one here, and there is a frosted glass sliding door next to it, and inside is the bathroom of the B&B.
That's right, there is a bathroom in the seaside homestay. Just like the simple baths built by the sea, the purpose is to allow visitors to wash the seawater off their skin.
If it were a normal day, there would be a long line here, and you wouldn't be able to see the end at a glance. It can be said that under normal circumstances, Shangjo Dangma doesn't think that the bathroom can be used by his family at all.
But now, although it was hot this summer, there was hardly a single tourist on the beach due to the large number of giant jellyfish breeding along the Pacific coast.
There are no other tourists on the beach, only wooden pillars inserted at equal intervals, and horns are installed on the pillars, which are playing pop songs with broken sounds, adding to the loneliness and emptiness.
The scenery makes the world feel like it's peaceful, and most importantly, it's the equivalent of the Umijo family having the entire beach and the area around the guesthouse private.
You can use the bathroom as you like, whenever you want, and you can use it for as long as you want.
"This is my way, I want to ask you to do something very simple, I just want you to watch here."
God Crack Fire Weave shook his head slightly.
"Uh, why?" The boy changed his suspicious gaze, "You don't want to take advantage of this time to go in and take a bath, do you?" ”
This bath should be shared like a hot spring or a public bathhouse, and in such a small seaside homestay, of course, the bathroom will not be divided into men and women.
There is only one bathroom, and when the boys go in, it is the men's bathroom, and when the girls go in, it is the women's bathroom.
Although frosted glass can block it, under the influence of the current phenomenon of angel falling, it may not be able to be much safer, because the divine crack is Steele Magnus in the eyes of most people.
So even if you see the silhouette of the crack through the frosted glass, the other men are still likely to think "Ah, it's the boy taking a shower now" and walk in with a big sting.
But it seems a bit rude to say that, Kamijo Dangma thought. After all, he himself can see the truth, Tu Yumen knows the inside story, and the store manager can also see the original essence......
Use a simple elimination method to eliminate the impossible options one by one, and then it seems that the only person who is likely to do such a thing is your own father.
"No, that's not what I'm thinking," God Crack shook his head, "The longer the angel falls, the more dangerous it becomes, but we don't know how much time we have left to waste on this meaningless thing." ”
"I also know this, if I can't solve it, I will be regarded as a criminal by the magicians who escaped the disaster all over the world, and I will be hunted down by everyone."
The hedgehog-headed boy sighed, he had some urge to go directly to Mu Xiu to ask for clarification.
"So, I can understand that you didn't let me ask the store manager, but why did you bring me here? …… You're just wasting your time, okay? ”
He had already understood what was going on now, this phenomenon seemed to spread out from his central point, and he was not affected, so he was naturally suspected of being a prisoner.
It's like a hacker who spreads a computer virus all over the world won't poison his computer, right?
"No, you don't understand at all, you don't even feel it right now. In the eyes of others, I am now a tall man over two meters tall with long red hair. ”
Accused of being a waste of time, after a moment of silence, the god cracked fire weave said with a puppet-like cold expression.
"As soon as I walk into the bathroom or locker room, someone will call the police, and I will be mistaken for a pervert when I ride the tram...... At first, I thought the whole world was provoking me. ”
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This woman is terrible.
Uejo thought to himself, it turns out that human beings' joys, sorrows, and sorrows do not necessarily have to be expressed by expressions and tone of speech. Such a calm voice, such an emotionless expression, can be so terrifying.
"And what your mother said to me just now, didn't you hear me! I've had enough of it for a long time, and I want to fix it right away. Do you know how painful it is for a tall British man to be treated like a sissy by passers-by? ”
Divine Flame Weave continued without the slightest expression, but she seemed to be quite angry.
"So we must stop the angel from falling as soon as possible, otherwise will I live as a foreign giant who speaks Japanese very well but speaks like a girl for the rest of my life......?"
"So! I've had enough! But the problem now is that we don't have many opportunities at all, and if we act rashly, we will not only waste the opportunity, but also may be dangerous, do you know it! ”
Hearing her say this, although this incident was not the hedgehog head's fault at all, the latter's heart swelled with a sadness similar to guilt.
It's like seeing the sister next door, who is usually always perfect, suddenly shed tears, and it can be said that there are different advantages to Intix's feeling that makes people want to protect from the beginning.
"Okay, okay, then what do you say, I'll do my best to cooperate with you." He stammered and raised his hand in surrender.
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Kamitsu let out a long exhalation to calm herself down, then turned her gaze to the frosted glass door of the bathroom next to her
"You've already seen the injuries on Tu Yumen's body just now, and you should know that superpowers can't use magic, but it's not absolute, it just requires the determination to pay a heavy price......
As mentioned before, if a person with superpowers uses magic, he will cause damage to himself, ranging from internal bleeding to the bursting of a large amount of body tissue.
Uejo once saw Misawa Juku's students manipulated by alchemists to use magic, and their bodies exploded with rejection, and in short, superpowers can't use magic.
So at this time, his mind is very bright
"You mean, by checking the store manager's body for any injuries left by using magic, you can determine if he did it?"
"It's not just him, it's your dad...... As well as you. Shen Crack replied impatiently, "You don't think that because he is the most suspicious, the others will automatically clear their suspicions and don't need to investigate, right?" ”
"Wait, wait! Wait a minute! The problem is that I don't have any knowledge of magic! ”
"That's right, but you have a ** directory by your side, don't you?" God Crack looked at him with suspicion, "Are you afraid of being examined?" If you're innocent, you probably won't mind any kind of investigation. ”
"Well, okay, that means, as long as we're sure we don't have external injuries or internal bleeding, it should prove my innocence, right?"
The hedgehog head gritted his teeth.
"Don't worry, if you are concerned because of gender issues, I will ask Tuyumen to come over, and now Mu Xiu is the most suspicious, let's find a way to confirm his situation first......"
"Honestly, I don't think the store manager looks like he's hurt in some way......" Amijo Dangma muttered in a low voice.
"I don't think he's ...... Nothing. It used to make me feel dangerous, but now it's exactly like a normal person, but it's weirder, isn't it? ”
God Crack whispered.
"Okay, then I'll wait here...... But how do you fool the store manager? ”
"No, you go take a shower first, don't wait here, lest you seem too deliberate...... I'll go over now and find an opportunity for him to come to the bathroom once. ”
The female saint carefully arranged the next division of labor and cooperation.
"The Earth Gate is nearby, he should also find a chance to confirm, you just need to do your job...... I'm not familiar with your father, so I can't be too rude, so you'll have to find a way to get him to come over again. ”
Kamijo Danma nodded with a complicated face, only to feel that the mood was quite delicate.
So, the next thing I want to do is to let the nearby Doyumen Motoharu peep at the bathing process?
But he still had to cooperate with him, and even tricked his father into being peeped at by others on the night of the knife. Otherwise, it is a manifestation of weakness of heart and cannot wash away the suspicion of crime?
So, what the hell is going on? The world must be crazy!!
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Returning to this side of the beach, it didn't take much time for the god to crack the fire, and he quickly found Mu Xiu.
The latter looked quite leisurely, and was at the entrance of the B&B, setting up a barbecue stall, grilling all kinds of meat, corn and other foods, no different from just now.
Divine Cracker looked at him, trying to find even the slightest hint on the other person's face, and glanced back and forth at the food and drinks around the other party, considering what could be used.
However, she obviously overestimated herself, although she saw a lot of "crime tools".
But he couldn't muster up the courage to pick it up, and pretended to splash it on the other party inadvertently.
It has nothing to do with anything else, it's just that I don't get used to it and haven't done anything like this. If she was asked to pick up a knife and fight against a strong man, whether it was another saint or an enemy of the beastmaster, she would probably not frown.
But picking up a drink to splash someone else's body or something, so a little indiscriminate thing is very subtle.
"No, you can't think like that, this may be the only way to save the world, you can't just give up...... Think of a catastrophe on a mythical scale! ”
Shen Crack cheered himself up like this, and then mustered up the courage to step forward with great momentum.
Her expression was quite calm, and she didn't have any emotions anymore.
It's just that he heard the footsteps behind him, Mu Xiu turned his head, and then raised a hand quite familiarly and waved: "It's a divine crack...... Did you come here for a barbecue? Well, only the corn is ripe, take it. ”
Then, before he could reply, he handed over a bunch of corn.
"Uh, ah, good, good...... Thank you ......."
The corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and the god cracked the fire weaving subconsciously took the roasted corn, and then felt that the courage he had just mustered in his heart was immediately dispersed.
What should I do, I suddenly feel that I deliberately want to splash the other party's drink, as if the psychological pressure is even greater.
Looking at the roasted corn in his hand, Shen Crack fell into deep thought. 2k reading web