"Hehehehe, two Chinese beauties are here?" Xiong Weida Nan sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, looking like a monkey mountain king.

"You're the bear, right? Who gave you this name? It's better to call it a dog and a monkey man, it's disgusting to look at! Qiao Shasha pointed at Xiong Weida and smiled.

Xiong Weida was very angry, stood up directly on the sofa and jumped his feet to point at Qiao Shasha and said, "You dare to speak disrespectfully to me!" Do you know who I am? Xiong Weida Nan is just my stage name! My real surname is Toei's most honorable surname: Toyotomi! ”

Hearing this name, Zhao Yuwei was surprised.

There is only one person in the history of Toei who is most famous with the surname Toyotomi: that is Toyotomi Hideyoshi, who finally unified Toei in the Warring States period!

"So you're his descendant? No wonder: your family is called a 'monkey' in the official calendar, and judging from your appearance, there should be nothing wrong with the historical record! Joshara laughed.

(Toyotomi Hideyoshi first came under the Japanese prince Oda Nobunaga, and Oda Nobunaga nicknamed him 'Monkey', supposedly because he looked too much like a monkey.) ）

"You woman insults my greatest ancestor! I, Tatsuo Toyotomi, will not let you go! He jumped on the sofa a few more times and then smiled obscenely: "But you don't have to worry, you two are beautiful women, I will never kill beautiful women, but I will put you into my illusion and slowly play with you!" Hehe, you two are so beautiful that you can definitely play with it for a long, long time and you won't get tired of it! ”

"Dead pervert! You Dongying men are such stupid! Zhao Yuwei looked disdainful.

"Hehe, then I'll show you what a man's dream looks like!"

As he spoke, the surrounding scenery immediately began to change.

Immediately afterwards, Zhao Yuwei and Qiao Shasha found themselves standing in a small courtyard: the feet were full of Japanese-style green bricks, there were Japanese-style lanterns on the wall, and in front of them was a magnificent Japanese-style three-story building, and bursts of women's laughter came from inside.

"Let's go inside!" Qiao Shasha directly felt out her Shadow Biting Tiger and put it on her hand, and Zhao Yuwei also pinched her autumn water blade.

is different from Bai Fan: Bai Fan directly changed into the original non-existent Shang Fang Slashing Sword in the illusion, and Qiao Shasha and Zhao Yuwei's weapons were originally carried on their bodies, so they could also enter the illusion.

When he walked to the gate, no one watched, and Qiao Shasha kicked the door open with two feet.

The inside is very large, and the decoration is magnificent, but Qiao Shasha and Zhao Yuwei were dumbfounded when they saw the scene inside.

In the middle is a very large bed, surprisingly large: it can accommodate dozens of people spaciously!

At this time, on the bed, there was a man with a tiger's back sitting in the middle, surrounded by all kinds of beauties: those beauties were from the East, there were also from the Central Kingdom, and some were white-skinned Western beauties, and the most exaggerated was a few dark-skinned girls: that was African!

What the hell is going on?

And the man with the tiger's back is at least two meters tall, and his muscles are so strong that he seems to be about to burst out of his body, and his face is an obvious face of a Dongying man, with a big beard, and he looks quite handsome.

But Zhao Yuwei can see the same: although this man looks like this, his eyes still reveal a kind of obscene temperament that can't be concealed.

Zhao Yuwei and Qiao Shasha looked at each other and immediately knew what was going on.

"I thought it was going on, but it turned out that you are a braggart king?" Zhao Yuwei smiled: "Your bed is too big, right?" ”

Looking at this bed is indeed speechless.

Some of the girls in the Central Kingdom are known as the 'Mary Sue' type.,The heroine on it gets up from a forty-square-meter bed.,And then complain that there's no one who can't sleep comfortably in their own 100-square-meter bed.,It's usually something written by some teenage dicks.,It's very funny to read.。

And now, the bed in front of me should really be forty square meters.

The man stood up, and the women next to him were all sitting or lying down, looking like they were standing out from the crowd.

"How? You two bastard women! Welcome to Minecraft! I'm the best in this world! The most honorable! The strongest! And the only man! The final destiny of the two of you is to leave your souls here, to be my woman, and let me enjoy all of you! If you dare to resist, hehehehehehe, it will be even more interesting! ”

With a finger, a flash of wall moved on the other side.

As the wall moved, the women in the scene were trembling, as if wishing to stay away from the place.

Behind the walls, there were all kinds of torture instruments: some of them were stained with blood!

"I will torture you well, you are already in a state of soul and will never die! I will torture you for many years with all the torture I can use, and it will only be over until I am happy and gracious! ”

Zhao Yuwei and Qiao Shasha both looked disdainful.

"You idiot is really interesting, you built a place of your own imagination to satisfy your own brain here, is it interesting? Don't be afraid, we're going to kill this guy today and release you all out of this cage! Zhao Yuwei said nonchalantly

"Haha! You think you can do it? From the moment you set foot in my place, you are doomed! Fail! Tatsuo Toyotomi howled frantically.

"You're a dwarf yourself, and you dream of growing up to two meters; I'm a monkey myself, and I dream of being a muscular man; In reality, he must have been a character who was madly spurned by women before, and he made such a place here and thought he was God? I'm really convinced of you Dongying men, and it really looks like it's in the news: Dongying otaku! Dick silk in reality, overlord in the spiritual world! ”

"Hehe, Yuwei, you probably don't know yet, right?" Qiao Shasha then said with a smile: "This guy's ancestor, Toyotomi Hideyoshi, was a famous lewd man during the Warring States Period, and he liked to take concubines everywhere: especially those famous women, he liked them the most, and he kept accepting them even if he couldn't take care of them!" But only the last one of so many concubines gave birth to a son for him: and this son's height is 1.85 meters, and everyone in history thinks that this son is not his ...... at all. ”

The two of them began to laugh together: Zhao Yuwei and Qiao Shasha are not only powerful in fists, but they are also masters of the masters in quarrels.

(End of chapter)