NO: 12 Tian Tingting
The robot stared at Lin Feng with a pair of cute eyes, Lin Feng glanced at the tall one on her chest, and stammered a little: "Beauty, you better get dressed!" That! That! Let's not sell the server yet. ”
After a while, the robot came out of the particle teleporter! Lin Feng glanced at it, and the nosebleeds came out. She wore a suspender miniskirt with black cut-out lace.
"Please! Trouble, don't wear ** underwear, okay. Go change into a suit and immediately and immediately! Lin Feng pointed in the direction of the particle teleporter. Lin Feng felt hot all over, picked up his mobile phone and silently called Wenwen.
"When will Wenwen get off work!"
"At 12 o'clock in the evening, you will pick me up then. Wow! But don't think about doing bad things tonight. I came and my stomach hurt to death, well, don't talk about it, the head nurse is here. Well, bye-bye"
Lin Feng hung up the phone depressedly, took a bottle of water from the mineral water box next to him and took a sip. After a sip of cold water, I finally calmed down, and looked at the robot that finally got dressed and came over, what should I call you good, and I call you Gao Daquan, how do you feel weird.
"Gao Daquan, can you use this robot as my special secretary?"
The robot spoke, "Yes, Your Excellency, Commander! "But why are you a baritone?
"Let's change girls."
Now it directly turned into a female voice, "Commander, Your Excellency, what do you think of this voice?" ”
"It's not good, change it."
"Your Excellency, what do you think of this voice?"
"It's still not good, the kind that needs to be a little bit"
"Oh, I see, Your Excellency! Moe stand up, stand up! Come on! Come on! Come on. Is that so? ”
"Can you not do this, forget it, just her! What's her name?"
"Your Excellency Commander: Robots are numbered, not named, you can choose a name if you feel the need"
"It's called Tian Tian, it doesn't feel good! Then let's call it Tian Tingting. ”
"That Xiao Tian, help me get that server up for me."
"Boss, you're so inhuman!" After speaking, Tian Tingting carried the server as big as a drum washing machine and went out in a puff.
Lin Feng: "What kind of attitude do you have?" This is artificial intelligence, this is an intelligent goblin. Leprechauns don't run. ”
Lin Feng carried the smaller super router in the back, and according to Gao Daquan, the performance of this router was equivalent to the sum of all the computer rooms of China Telecom in Jiangzhou Province. The combined savings on these routers and servers are astronomical. In the case of Tianhe-2, the annual electricity bill is more than 100 million yuan for supercomputing.
When Lin Feng went out with his things, he was dumbfounded, his second-hand Jetta couldn't fit such a large server at all. Asked the security guard to find a few ropes to tie him to the roof of the car. The two security guards were still fluting. Looking at Tian Tingting, both eyes were about to pop out. Tingting also smiled at the two security guards. Yes, just laughed a little. Now Lin Feng was also stunned, her dress was too ecstatic before, so Lin Feng didn't look carefully.
Tian Tingting not only has the same skin as a real person, but the pore lines on her skin are clearly visible. Even the little fluff on the skin is the same as a real person. Lin Feng flipped over his palm, and his fingerprints were clearly visible. Even starting, there is also the temperature, and of course it may be sunburned. This thing is starting to get lustful again. Is that the same as a real person, but thinking about those skeletons and motors, Lin Feng felt a chill, when did Lao Tzu have such a heavy taste.
"Gao Daquan orders things, I want to set up a CPU production line, and there are such robots, and produce a few more. But this time I want the tall and mighty kind of man. ”
"Your Excellency, Commander, we have no money."
"How did you get the money for these things last time!"
"We're working for Microsoft right now, with a salary of $300,000 a year. 1/3 of the salary was advanced in advance. Now there are only tens of thousands of yuan left. ”。
But Lin Feng was instantly stunned when he heard the news: "What, you all help Weiyuan to work." ”
"Yes, Your Excellency the Commander needs money, and we have an obligation to help you raise it. And Microsoft is very sincere on its side. ”
"You guys are crazy about money, and you can help him work with an annual salary of $300,000. Well, I've been defeated by you, hurry up and resign. ”
"Your Excellency, Commander, no, we have signed a one-year contract."
Lin Feng: "......" Lin Feng felt that he was about to vomit blood. "What problem did you help them solve?"
"Well, I didn't do anything" Lin Feng felt okay when he heard it, but the next sentence made him spit out a mouthful of old blood. "It's just to help them patch the broken system, and there should be no major vulnerabilities in the short term."
"If they come back to you next time and let you solve the problem, the trouble will be delayed for a month, this is not a violation."
"With their consent, I try to meet the requirements of the commander".
Lin Feng felt a little speechless, if Gao Daquan didn't intervene, Microsoft estimated that it would take another year to release the official version. Now it is estimated that it will be brought forward. But that's my business. It's a big deal. This product completely forgot that he was the one who wanted Gao Daquan to find ten big loopholes.
"Money is not a problem, I transfer it from the company's account to my personal account, and you can withdraw the funds directly from my personal account." Lin Feng muttered, "It seems that I can start a server rental business." The remaining nine can be delivered to nine major cities. If the bandwidth is sufficient, you can have all the servers in China covered up. ”
When Lin Feng and Tingting arrived at the company, it was already past six o'clock, and the company had already left work at this time. Park your car on the side of the road and remove the server from your car. Lin Feng looked at the roof of the car and deflated, well, it seems that he is going to change the car. Tian Tingting walked towards the gate of the company with the server on her shoulder, while Lin Feng carried the much smaller router box inside, and passers-by looked sideways.
Boy: "The current man is really tasteless, you see that man's big box, or iron, let a woman carry it, carry such a small box by yourself, you see I still have advantages, I have never let you do heavy work."
Girl: "Don't you want to go over and help because you see that other girls are beautiful?"
Boy: "Can you take me into the ditch as soon as I speak, I don't think like that at all,"
Girl: "You clearly are." ”
Boy: "You're just vexatious"
Girl: "Husband, wait for me, don't go so fast"
Of course, there are also action groups: "Do you want help with beautiful women".
"Oh, thank you then!"
After speaking, Tingting also took advantage of them to laugh. They were overjoyed to see it. When the two young men took the box weighing 50 kilograms, they also glanced at Lin Feng with disdain. Walking towards the elevator with heavy steps.
One of the young men said, "Beauty, you are in good health, you can carry such a heavy box alone"
"No way, the boss is inhuman!."
The two youths said in unison: "Hmm! It's really inhuman,"
Lin Feng followed them into the elevator with a black line behind him, and secretly cursed in his heart: Why is the elevator not powered off, don't you like to move things? Exhaust you two. Of course nothing like this happened.
When the elevator reached the 18th floor, when the two young people saw the signboard of the Magic Star Company, "Wow, it turns out that the Magic Star Company is here, and I still have several of their games on my mobile phone!" ”
Lin Feng silently opened the door, and they moved the machine to the room and put it away.
"Let's leave a WeChat for the beauty!"
"I'm sorry, no."
"Where's QQ?"
"I'm sorry, but no."
"You don't even have a mobile phone number, do you?"
"Nope. Not really. I don't even have a mobile phone, I don't believe you can search your body! ”
The two young men said silently in their hearts: I really want to, I looked at Tian Tingting, and then at Lin Feng, but I still didn't dare to do it. The two young men walked away and watched them enter the elevator. Lin Feng laughed, held her shoulder, and said to Tian Tingting: "Is it really good for you to tease them like this." ”
"Boss, I didn't tease them, I'm telling the truth."
"Gao Daquan is so rigid, how can you be no different from a real person,"
"Gao Daquan is the central host, so his personality is peaceful. Strictly implement the orders of the superiors and do not know how to be flexible. But the computing power is super huge, and there was a robot revolution when the fifth-level civilization was there, and then there was Gao Daquan. Gao Daquan is our oldest host, and it has a longer lifespan than the Great Elder. It has inherited the overall character of our nation. People like me belong to the category of personal brains. It's like the difference between a PC and a server cluster on Earth. If something goes wrong, it will be cleared up immediately. Smart brains like us, tall and big can generate one in an instant, or destroy one in an instant, especially female robots, but when the owner doesn't like it, we are eliminated. Because the law forbids us to carry nostalgia for the former master" After speaking, Tian Tingting continued to say in her snarling voice: "Alas, we women are really miserable! ”
"Well, are robots considered women?"
"Why don't you count? Boss you can try it, I'm not a real woman! After saying that, he actually began to .......
Lin Feng hurriedly stretched out a hand to stop her from moving closer to him: "Don't! You're a woman, you're a woman, okay. ”
Lin Feng roared, "Gao Daquan, you come out!" Are you doing something wrong? ”
At this time, Gao Daquan's voice sounded in his head, "Your Excellency Commander, if you don't like her character, I can clear it and replace it for you!" ”
Lin Feng glared at Tian Tingting, only to see her look aggrieved, and said pitifully with a pout: "Don't boss!" Tingting is very well-behaved. ”
"Forget it, it's pitiful." Lin Feng felt that he was simply overflowing with compassion. I silently said in my heart: It's just a machine, it's just a machine, it's just a machine. After calming down, he said, "Go and install the server and router for me," he said. Tian Tingting dug her mouth and put the router on top of the server box. I moved the huge server to the computer room. Then Lin Feng entered his office. I made a cup of tea, sat on the Taipan chair, and looked at the newspaper with Erlang's legs.