Chapter 15: The Corpse
Green Zombie! Ye Sen secretly smacked his tongue, the last time he encountered it in that mountain village was only the peak of the white zombie, and it didn't turn into a green zombie before it made Ye Sen extremely embarrassed, if he didn't happen to meet the four-eyed Taoist, maybe his life would have been explained there. Hearing Uncle Nine say that once the old lady Ren is transformed, he can immediately reach the green zombie level, and Ye Sen's whole person is Spartan.
If the original plot is correct, once the old lady Ren kills Ren Fa, his strength will increase by leaps and bounds, and even produce a certain amount of intelligence. According to the level divided by Uncle Nine and the others, at least it is a black zombie! Ye Sen himself is struggling to deal with the white zombie, if he encounters the black zombie, wouldn't he be dead or alive?
Out of this concern, Ye Sen seemed to be preoccupied along the way, and Uncle Nine was also worried about the matter of the old lady Ren and was in no mood to continue talking.
After returning to Yizhuang, under the command of Uncle Jiu, everyone placed the coffin, put the incense case, and offered tributes such as three animals, glutinous rice, and incense candles. Then Uncle Nine sent away, the family members of the Ren family. Get ready to examine Old Lady Ren's body so that you can find a way to deal with it as soon as possible.
Just as Uncle Nine was about to open the coffin, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng suddenly rushed into the morgue with a shout, holding up the remaining three incense sticks in their hands, and said in a panic, "Master! Oh no, no! Look at how this incense burns like this! ”
"Show me!" Uncle Nine took the incense in Wen Cai's hand and looked at it, and suddenly exclaimed, "People are the most taboo of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long, but it is burned like this." If this incense comes out of the house, someone must be mourned! ”
"Someone mourned? Is it Master Ren's house? Wen Cai realized it later
Uncle Nine rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "Nonsense! Could it be here? ”
Wen Cai patted his chest, breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's none of my business, I don't have to worry about it!" As long as it's not us! ”
However, not everyone is as unscrupulous as Wencai, for example, Qiusheng, who has always been more clever, immediately thought of the situation of the Ren family, so he asked worriedly, "Since the Ren family is going to suffer, is Ren Tingting, the daughter of Master Ren, also dangerous?" ”
"Tingting!" After Qiusheng said this, Wen Cai thought that Ren Tingting was also a descendant of the Ren family! Frightened, Wen Cai jumped up and wanted to ask Uncle Nine for help.
Seeing this, Qiusheng stepped forward to stop Wen Cai and said, "Didn't you say that it's none of your business, don't you worry about it?" ”
Unexpectedly, Wen Cai shook his head and said, "You can't say that, it is incumbent on heroes to save beauty, as long as you can save your sweetheart's life, marriage will not be a problem!" ”
Burst! Hearing Wen Cai's shameless remarks, Ye Sen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood. Unexpectedly, usually Wen Cai looked like an honest man, and once it came to the relationship between men and women, he reacted unexpectedly quickly! Seeing Wen Cai's complacent appearance, Ye Sen even wondered if Wen Cai's usual stupid appearance was deliberately pretended!
"Damn, Wencai, you're really unkind! Let's talk about fair competition in advance! ”
"Okay, okay..."
Two J bugs on the brain! Ye Sen didn't bother to continue to listen to the nonsense of these two whimsical guys, and directly flashed to Uncle Nine and said, "Uncle Nine, how is it?" Have you figured out how to deal with it? Otherwise, how about just setting a fire and burning people with coffins? If Ren Fa asks and says that there is a fire accidentally, Ren Fa must have nothing to do with us! ”
"No! Can't burn! Coldly hearing that Ye Sen was going to set fire to the coffin, Wencai Qiusheng, who had already been fascinated by the color field, was shocked. rushed to Ye Sen and Uncle Jiu as soon as possible, opened his arms to protect the coffin and said, "Master, the old lady can't burn it!" If it burns, how will we explain to Master Ren and Tingting? Master, think of a way! Please! ”
"Humph!" Uncle Nine glared at the two of them fiercely, and said with a brushing of his sleeves, "You two guys who are not angry, can't you have a little talent?" Shame me all day long, and there won't be a day for me to live in peace! Move! ”
Seeing this, Wen Cai rolled his eyes, hugged Uncle Jiu's thigh violently, and wailed, "Master, you really can't burn it!" If you burn it, you will burn your daughter-in-law to the ground! When the time comes, where will we find such a beautiful, virtuous and gentle girl! ”
"Evil beasts! Watch and hit! ”
Uncle Nine was even more angry when he heard this, and he raised his hand to hit Wen Cai. Seeing this, Ye Sen hurriedly grabbed Uncle Jiu's arm and said, "Forget about Uncle Jiu, Wencai, they are just joking." The idea of burning a coffin is also casually said, but don't take it seriously! ”
Uncle Nine is also a knife-mouthed tofu heart, plus he is usually used to Wencai Qiusheng's nonsense, but he doesn't really want to beat his baby apprentice. Hearing Ye Sen's persuasion, he immediately borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said, "For the sake of Asen's face, I will spare you first!" Wencai, what are you still doing in a daze? Open the coffin for me! ”
"Huh? Master, what do you do when you open the coffin? Isn't it burning? ”
Uncle Nine said angrily, "Don't burn!" If it was burned, it would have been burned on the grave long ago, so why did you get it back? Fool, hurry up and open the coffin and don't delay the business! ”
"Oooo
Wencai was overjoyed, and he didn't care about the dirt all over his body, so he hurriedly beckoned Qiusheng to come along, and the two brothers worked together to lift the lid of Old Lady Ren's coffin.
"Wow! All blessed! ”
The moment the coffin opened, Wen Cai and the others suddenly exclaimed. When Uncle Jiu heard this, he hurriedly stepped forward to take a look, only to see that the body of the old lady Ren had become very bloated, and it was covered with white hair, and the most shocking thing was that the old lady Ren had been dead for more than 20 years, but the nails had grown a few inches long in just a few hours. That's all, the most frightening thing is that Old Lady Ren's nails are not only black and shiny, emitting this palpitating light, but even the skin on his body has gradually begun to wrinkle and transform into a layer of-like substance.
"Cover the coffin!"
The moment he saw the corpse of Old Lady Ren, Uncle Jiu understood the seriousness of the matter, and came to the incense case in a flash, and at the same time ordered Wen Cai and the others, "Quick!" Prepare paper, pen, ink, knife, sword! ”
"What?" The two of them were suddenly blindfolded, and they were a little confused.
Looking at the cute appearance of the two guys, Ye Sen shook his head quite amusedly and said, "What Uncle Nine said is, yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword!" He's going to open the altar! ”
"Oooh!"
The two of them only understood when they heard this, in fact, Ye Sen knew very well that the two of them had been with Uncle Nine for so many years, and it was not that they didn't know what Uncle Nine meant, but they were too shocked just now, and their reaction was a little slow for a while. You must know that usually, Uncle Jiu's opening of the altar to do all the necessary affairs are prepared by Wencai Qiusheng. Didn't you see that Wencai guy was about to cry when he was holding the big?