A regular update of ten o'clock arrives! The update of PK tickets over 5400 will be delivered in a few hours! Ladies and gentlemen, Luo Xiaoyi is going to use sweat medicine to rob PK tickets!

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Speaking of this, Lan He clasped his hands to his chest, waiting for Luo Xiaoyi's performance all the time.

Sure enough, the statue Luo Xiaoyi, who only had eyeballs that could rotate with bones, immediately moved his hands and feet together when he heard that he was going to prison, and pounced, grabbing the hem of Lan He's clothes tightly.

I saw him bury his face in Lan He's hem, trembling in his voice, sobbing and saying, "Childe, the villain doesn't dare!" The villain really didn't dare. ”

As he spoke, Luo Xiaoyi's eyes buried in the hem of the robe kept turning. Grandma's, today's year is not good, it is not appropriate to steal, woo, why didn't I look at the old yellow calendar when I came?

He grabbed the hem of Lan He's robe tightly with both hands, wiped his tears and snot on it, and choked up with tears: "Childe, the villain knows that he is wrong, Childe, the villain is really poor, beg Gongzi to spare the villain, as long as Gongzi does not send the villain to the yamen, the villain is willing to be a cow and a horse to serve Childe!" ”

"Be a cow and a horse?"

Lan He said coldly: "Your words are a little familiar, it seems that you said it on the day you entered the restaurant, right?" ”

Luo Xiaoyi choked, his eyes rolled for a while, and he didn't come up with a better explanation.

At this time, Lan He said leisurely: "You said to be a cow and a horse?" My son will believe you again, and I won't send you to the yamen! ”

As soon as the words fell, Luo Xiaoyi immediately raised his face, and said excitedly with his eyes shining: "Really? The big husband has a word, and the horse is hard to chase! Childe's words have to count! "His face is clean, his eyes are black and white, where is the slightest tear? Lan He looked at him in amazement, really not understanding how his sobs came out.

Suddenly, Luo Xiaoyi had already stood up excitedly, he stood up straight, bent over, and patted his knees clean. Then, he looked left and right with his eyes, glanced at the tea on the table, and hurriedly poured a cup of three or two cows to drink it clean.

His series of actions, like walking with clouds and water, are extremely clean and neat, and they are justified!

Lan He's eyes widened and he watched, slowly his lips pursed, his handsome face began to turn black again, and he secretly hated himself: How can I be soft-hearted again and again in front of this treacherous boy!

After Luo Xiaoyi drank all the tea on the table, he turned his head and saw Lan He's face turned blue, he couldn't help but look at him nervously, and said with a smile: "Childe is really kind to Xiaoyi, just like a reincarnated parent." Although Lan He didn't believe it anymore, he was still happy to hear it. Therefore, his cold face also softened a little, and at this time, Luo Xiaoyi said again: "Childe, why can't you be confused by the sweat medicine?" ”

Lan He slowly raised his head, and saw Luo Xiaoyi salivating at his little face, looking at him with an extremely cute expression, as if he was just asking about the trivial matter of whether he had eaten!

After closing his eyes, Lan He calmed himself down a little before he opened his eyes and stared at him, and said slowly: "That medicine is not effective against masters." ”

I see, Luo Xiaoyi's eyes rolled, and he thought very sadly, Knowledge! In this world, even if you are a flower thief, you have knowledge! Who's going to pick his flowers? Grandma's, it turns out that you can't trust ordinary stores to buy sweat medicine, you have to go through a special doorway to get it. Well, next time I'll be sure to get some good ones to try again.

When Luo Xiaoyi was thinking about the major incident of fake medicine, Lan He's fingers were also tapping on the table: This kid in front of him is too hateful, too angry, what way to make him miserable?

The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime must not let him escape. But what to do? The first time he was locked in the firewood room, he raised this kid with a red face and full of energy. The second time he was thrown on a remote roof more than ten miles away from here, and the boy slept soundly and appeared happily. Let him play with the two shrews, he seems to be having fun.

Lan He pursed his thin lips tightly, frowning and thinking hard. I don't know how long it took, but he finally let go of his brows and let out a soft breath.

His breath was relaxed, and Luo Xiaoyi listened to it next to him, but he was shocked and shocked.

His lips trembled a few times, and he called out with a sad face: "Son, great mercy, help the troubled son, let the villain go." The villain was really confused for a while, and the Buddha also said that when he put down the thief knife, he would be as big as him when he stood up. Besides, the villain didn't take a thief's knife, the villain just moved the thief's heart. Hearing this, Lan He's brows furrowed. After a while, he realized that this kid was talking about the idiom "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot".

I only heard Luo Xiaoyi continue to say with a bitter face: "Even Confucius said that a person who knows that he can correct his mistakes is a very kind person." The villain knows that mistakes can be corrected, and the villain is also very kind. Childe, can you let the villain go this time? ”

As he spoke, his eyes kept rolling. Luo Xiaoyi, who searched the ancient teachings of celebrities in his mind, the more he said, the more excited he became, and the more he said, the more he felt that he really had a big reason, and the son wanted to punish himself, and he was really sorry for the sky, sorry for the ancients, and he couldn't afford to face him Luo Xiaoyi.

Lan He looked at him quietly, patiently listening to his every word. Luo Xiaoyi finished a long speech, took the cup next to him and looked up, but found that there was not a drop of tea in it, and his eyes were looking around. Lan He suddenly clapped his palms and said slowly: "Yes, very eloquent." ”

With his approval, Luo Xiaoyicha didn't look for it, and turned his face to look at him at the moment, his eyes were shining, and his little face was extremely radiant. At this time, Lan He said lightly: "For what you did just now, after thinking about it, this son finally came up with a good idea. ”

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Luo Xiaoyi's eyes widened, staring at him deadly.

The corners of Lan He's mouth slowly tugged again, and he said slowly: "Tonight, this son has an appointment with Miss Jiang San, "Wow, wow, meet in the back garden of talented and beautiful women?" Hahaha, there's an adultery to see! Catch the thief on the spot, take the rape in bed, grandma's, this is a major good news, the master has to jump out when they are in love with adultery, and then think of a way to knock them!

Hey, that's not right! Who would tell someone else about their plans before doing something bad? No, it's not right!

Lan He seemed to understand Luo Xiaoyi's shining thief eyes, sneered, and said lightly: "Over the years, she has been pestering Ben Gongzi, and there are some things to say to her face to face." You are also an acquaintance in front of Miss Jiang San now, so I can take you there as a witness. ”

What? Not an adulterer****? Instead, to reject the shrew who knows kung fu? The corners of Luo Xiaoyi's mouth twitched, and after a short rest, he twitched a little more. Then, it jerked violently!

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