After waiting for a long time, I couldn't hear Ding Er's response, but it was clear that the phone was connected.

Ding Yi asked a few words: "Erniu, what is the matter with my brother?" ”

However, Ding Er did not answer, but Ding Er's sobbing could be heard from the phone.

"Erniu, are you crying? Where are you? Brother went to you, who bullied you? Ding Yi's heart was furious, and when he heard Ding Er crying, it seemed that the sky had fallen.

"Ding Yi, do you have another woman?" Ding Er asked crying, and choked up twice after asking, it seemed that he was really sad.

Ding Yi's face twitched slightly, did he not answer her call, is there another woman? What kind of logic is this, can't it be that you are dying, lying in bed and unable to move?

In Ding Er's little head, he was thinking about something all day long.

What's worse is that she is just his sister, even if he finds a girlfriend, she doesn't seem to have a reason to be so sad, right?

"Where are the women?" Ding Yi asked again, "Didn't you go to school today?" Why are you looking for me early in the morning? ”

"Early in the morning? What time is it, give you half an hour, if you don't appear in front of me within half an hour, I'll immediately find a man and let you be an uncle in ten months!" After saying that, she immediately hung up the phone.

Doodoo ...... A busy tone came from the other end of the phone.

Ding Yi was stunned, this is so terrible, he had already gone to half his life, and Ding Er tossed it like this again, this is purely not giving him a way to live.

He got up with a grunt, quickly got dressed, and even only pulled half a bowl of sweet potato porridge, and went out in a hurry.

As soon as he went out, he found that the girl didn't seem to tell him where he was.

He hurriedly called Ding Er, but the other party did not answer after calling several times.

I simply sent her a text message, and after a while, I replied: Old place!

Ding got off the stairs and took a taxi and went straight to school, and the school that Ding Er studied was No. 2 Middle School.

Ding Yi arrived at the back mountain of No. 2 Middle School, and there was a big stone in the back mountain, which was the old place that Ding Er said.

I saw a familiar figure sitting there, glaring at him angrily.

Ding Yi came to find Ding Er, and they all came to this back mountain, which is also a holy place for male and female students from No. 2 Middle School to date.

Anyway, the environment is not very good, you can see garbage everywhere, and the most is paper towels and used covers......

I saw Ding Er sitting on a stone with a knife in his hand.

Ding Yi hurriedly ran over, and when he saw a small handful of hair on Erniu's hand, his face twitched slightly, and he asked, "What are you doing with a knife?" ”

"Suicide!" Ding Er said angrily.

"Suicide?" Ding Yi looked her up and down, opened his mouth wide and said, "Suicide is killing hair?" ”

"Ding Yi, I told you that this hair is my second life, if you don't come, I will end this life, and then go up the mountain to become a nun." Ding Er glared at him viciously.

"My aunt, what are you crazy about?" Ding Yi hurriedly relented, and said that he wanted him to be his uncle, and said that he wanted to commit suicide, what does this girl want to do?

He walked over and said, "Am I not here?" Say something quickly. ”

Ding Er looked Ding Yi up and down, and when he saw the bandage on Ding Yi's hand, he hurriedly stood up, checked it carefully, and then burst into a foul mouth: "Fuck, who beat me, take me there, the old lady will avenge you." ”

Ding Yi's head is sweating, he is really blind with such a good skin, he wants to have a face, he wants to have a figure, but such a perfect body is filled with the soul of a woman!

This may also be the reason why I grew up in an orphanage, and I followed a group of boys around since I was a child, so that I developed the character I have today.

Ding Yi hurriedly grabbed him and said, "It's okay, I just accidentally fell and injured myself." ”

"Hurt?" Although Ding Er has a rough personality, he has a fine heart, looking Ding Yi up and down, and finally looking into his eyes.

Ding Yi's eyes don't blink, his eyes are the window of his soul, lying will be seen through, and he knows these two girls too well, so he won't dodge.

He said: "I fell in the store, and if I don't believe it, ask my master." ”

Ding Er was suspicious, and then asked: "Then why do you say you don't answer the phone in the morning?" ”

"You see I'm like this, what's wrong with me resting in the morning and getting some sleep? The phone was muted and nothing was heard. Ding Yi shrugged and said, Amy's matter must not be told to her.

"Really? You didn't lie to me, did you? Ding Er looked Ding Yi up and down again, and even approached Ding Yi's body, and kept sniffing with his nose.

"Hey, hey, what's the matter? Men and women do not kiss each other. Ding Yi hurriedly took a step back.

Ding Er suddenly made a move, grabbed Ding Yi's clothes with his hand, and sniffed fiercely.

Tsai carefully sniffed it before letting go: "You'd better not lie to me, otherwise you'll ......"

Ding Er waved the knife in his hand, then stared at Ding Yi's gear with his eyes, and shouted in his mouth: "Click! ”

Ding Yiju tightened and clamped his legs.

He hurriedly snatched the knife from Ding Er's hand and scolded: "A girl, dancing with swords all day long, what do you want to do?" Say, what are you looking for me? ”

Ding Er then said: "There are three things to find you this time, the first thing is that our school organizes a physical examination, I asked the teacher for the physical examination for a phone call, you and I will go to draw blood, do a DNA comparison, and see if we are brothers and sisters!" ”

"There's something wrong with you!" Ding Yi poked her head with his hand and said: "Whether it is biological or not, I will always be your brother, and I will always hurt you, what is the matter, besides, the dean can prove that we can't be brothers and sisters, you are tossing blindly, this one is over, let's talk about the next one." ”

"What's the end?" Ding Er said domineeringly: "In case we are brothers and sisters, the children born in the future will be mentally retarded, do you understand, a little common sense, okay?" ”

", when did I say I was going to have a child with you, I'm your brother, you're my sister!" Ding Yi's eyes widened.

"So, you want to be an uncle? Hehehehe..."Ding Er sneered and said: "That's good, it just so happens that many people in the school are chasing me, and I will find a man to sleep with at night, and let you be an uncle in ten months!" ”

"I ......" Ding Yi almost vomited old blood, this sentence was really harsh, but he had no way to take Ding Er, he couldn't fight, he couldn't say it, he gritted his teeth and said, "Test it." ”

“NICE。” Ding Erle snapped her fingers, looking like she had succeeded in her scheme, and she continued: "The second thing, the school is going to hold a parent-teacher conference, you are my parent, this Friday at four o'clock in the afternoon, remember to attend on time." ”

The corners of Ding Yi's mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "Didn't this parent-teacher meeting go to the dean before?" ”

"The dean is old, there are so many children to take care of in the hospital, so many things to deal with, where is the time?" Ding Er's eyes widened and said: "The dean handed me over to you, let you raise me, you are my parent, my guardian, do you understand, you have to be responsible for me!" ”

Ding Yi swallowed his saliva, such a difficult girl on the stall, she was destined to be unlucky in this life, the yard said that he would take care of her, come out to make money to earn her tuition and living expenses, but he didn't want to be a parent.

He looked at Ding Er and said, "I'm as old as you, if nothing else, I'm as big as your classmates, can your teacher agree?" ”

"I don't care if I agree or not, I have to do it if I don't work, there is no one at home, the eldest brother is the father, and the teacher has nothing to say." Ding Er has a tone that if you can't do it, you have to do it.

"Okay, let's talk about the third thing." Ding Yi just wanted to finish talking quickly, and then go back to rest, but his body had not recovered yet.

"The third thing is that my classmate Wenwen, you have met, she invited me to a party on Saturday, saying that she could make a lot of money."

"Make money?" Ding Yi refused: "You don't have to worry about making money, your tuition and living expenses will not be less." ”

"Oh." Ding Er shrugged his shoulders and said, "Actually, it's just to go to the party to serve dishes and be a waiter, and I can also use it as an experience." ”

Seeing that Ding Yi's eyes had changed, Ding Er quickly shut up.