Chapter 3: What the Hell!!?
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And when Ge Xiaolun was talking to Angel Yan, his cold and delicate brows had already wrinkled, his face was gloomy as water, and he looked like no one should enter.
No, that's not right.
Since the establishment of the system of rules for dark communications, the essence of the system has never changed fundamentally. Although the little guy is young, he shouldn't be connected to the rules of dark communication. Besides, even if she can't connect to the dark communication, there's no reason why Morgana, the old lady's dignified demon king, can't connect.
Damn, there must be something wrong with it, but where is it?
With the smell of that stinky monkey and stupid fox, the timing should be right. But why there are no dark rules, it doesn't make sense at all.
Just as Leng Bing was pondering, a voice like thunder suddenly sounded from the sky above the mountain col: "Zi said: There are friends from afar, and I am very happy." Now King Xiaopeng came without telling him, which is really rude. In the lower body, as a citizen of the Tang Dynasty, if you see it and don't stop, it is a little inappropriate. ”
", Su Shi, you bastard, didn't Lao Tzu just lied to you about a pot of wine back then, as for it?" As soon as the voice fell, a golden light streaked over the canyon as fast as a meteor. Before everyone could come back to their senses, they saw a young man dressed as a Confucian scholar, following him leisurely in the breeze, and disappeared into the air in a blink of an eye.
"Forty meters long, 100 meters wings, and 800 miles per second, according to its performance, it should not be full speed. Its morphology is ninety percent similar to that of the Dapeng bird in earth myths and legends, and it is identified as an ancient mythological creature. Su Shi, a person from the Northern Song Dynasty, has a completely incorrect background of the times, but considering the possibility of having the same name, this point is not worth pursuing.
According to the conversation between the two, we did come to the fight to defeat the Buddha, no, it should still be the Tang Dynasty where the Monkey King of the Monkey King is located, and the principal did not send us to the wrong era. Angel Hiko's eyes flashed pale as he explained indifferently.
Although Ge Xiaolun has been on the battlefield for a long time and is used to seeing angels and demons, he still can't help but be confused when he sees the scene in the sky at this time.
Damn, it's really a cultivator!
Is this really the earth meowing?
After listening to Angel Yan's words, he said in a dry voice: "Brother Monkey is fighting to defeat the Buddha, a somersault cloud has 108,000 miles, so the speed of 800 miles per second is not surprising at all, isn't it." Besides, Brother Monkey once completed the ultimate task of learning scriptures from the West with Tang Seng, so it's completely understandable that we see monsters cultivating immortals or something, right? ”
"Damn, yes, you're a big-headed ghost. Day by day, damn time-space headmaster, the old lady knows that things are not that simple. This meow is not the earth at all, no, this is the earth. Morgana, the Demon King who had turned into a human maiden, roared almost madly with anger on her face.
Her crazy actions made Ge Xiaolun and Angel Yan full of surprise and a little dazed.
What the hell, one will say that this is not the earth, and the other will say that it is the earth. Is this the earth, or is it not the earth?
Liang Bing's violent gasp made the majestic waves that were beyond ordinary people's imagination ripple out of white waves, barely suppressed the anger and uneasiness in his heart, gritted his teeth and said: "This is the earth, but it is not the earth in our cognition, but the earth that belongs to the age of mythology, the earth of the era of Pangu civilization!" ”
Earth in the Age of Mythology, Pangu Civilization!
Ge Xiaolun and Angel Yan's expressions changed drastically, and their eyes widened and they looked at Liang Bing in disbelief.
"Impossible, the Pangu civilization was destroyed a billion years ago, how can we go back, no, absolutely impossible." Angel shook his head violently, his words chaotic and showing mixed and uneasy feelings.
"Hmph, idiot, you still don't understand. The reason why dark communication cannot be used is not because you can't adapt to the dark communication rules of this era, but because during this time period, the Kamigawa civilization has not yet created a dark communication system. No, the Kamigawa civilization doesn't have it at all. Forget it, there are some things that you should not know, it is enough for you to know that we have reached the Earth of the Age of Mythology, an era far beyond our imagination. ”
Liang Bing glared at Angel Yan angrily, his tone full of impatience and anger.
Damn bastard principal, no wonder he let this king and these two fools come to the era of monkeys, it turns out that he wants to pit this king at all. The earth of the mythical era, the legendary Pangu civilization that has long since perished, is an era that cannot be counted with the Kamigawa civilization.
Bastard, the old lady hasn't fallen in love yet, she hasn't killed that little bitch of Divine Keisha, and she doesn't want to die in such a hellish place!
Liang Bing roared wildly in his heart, and he couldn't wait to return to his own era immediately, and then pull out his arrogant beard.
Angel Yan was silent for a while, and then he said firmly: "Whether it is the earth in my cognition, or the legendary Pangu civilization that has long since died. Completing the task assigned by the principal is Hiko's only goal. ”
"Hiko is right, the headmaster will not hesitate to spend a huge amount of strength and price to send us to the legendary mythological age, and he must have his intentions. The most important question for us now is not to worry about what era we live in, but how to complete the tasks assigned by the principal. Ge Xiaolun came back to his senses, although there was still an unbelievable look in his eyes, he had regained his former calm. His voice was firm and unmistakably determined.
"." Liang Bing glared at the two of them and scolded angrily.
M, my dignified demon king is also a shame, and he was tricked by the damn old man of the headmaster to be a nanny for two idiots. And that bastard who caused the old lady to run to this hellish place, don't let the old lady find you, otherwise, hum.
"Before we left, the principal once explained that if you encounter difficulties that you can't handle, you can go to Sun Wukong and Ahri for help. I think the principal should have calculated our current situation, and the most important problem for us now is to find Ahri as soon as possible, or find Sun Wukong. Angel Yan looked solemn and said in a condensed voice.
"Bah, what kind of hanging character does that stinky monkey have, you don't have a force in your heart. Don't forget, the current stinky monkey is not fighting to defeat the Buddha, but the Monkey King. As for the stupid fox who can only sell cuteness, rub, the old lady just thinks with her ass, which is more useful than looking for that stupid fox. Liang Bing scolded, not giving Angel Yan and the principal face at all.
Her fierce appearance made Ge Xiaolun's forehead full of cold sweat, and he secretly took two steps back.
He had no doubt that if the principal dared to appear in front of Liang Bing now, he would definitely be hit by the shrew's eighteen consecutive blows!
However, when he thought of the character of the legendary Monkey King, he also secretly retreated. If he was killed by Brother Monkey, it would be too wronged. As for going to Ahri's waste fox for help, even Ge Xiaolun couldn't help but shake his head slightly.
Although Leng Bing's words are very unpleasant, and his ass is also very floating, cough cough, but Ahri's biggest wish is to be a waste fox raised by rich people, it seems that there is really no use for eggs, right?
Ge Xiaolun pondered for a moment and proposed, "The power of the time-space principal allows us to only stay in this era for ten days. Since the headmaster didn't miscalculate the time and place, it's likely that the person we were looking for on our mission was nearby. So I think the most important thing for us right now is not to argue about right and wrong here, but to go out and look for clues right away. ”
"Seconded." Angel Yan nodded slightly, indicating complete agreement.
Although Liang Bing was unwilling in his heart, when he thought of his current predicament, he could only snort sideways and express his dissatisfaction. Ge Xiaolun and Angel Yan couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they saw that Liang Bing had no objection.
After some discussion, they finally decided to investigate the surrounding situation first. As for other things, I will wait until I find out the general situation.
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