All Chapters_Chapter 71 Believe it or not
"Fourth sister, you can try it, the eldest brother said that this is called Oreo, my mother's store does not have this biscuit, it is more expensive than the average, if you don't eat it, I will eat it all."
As soon as I got back to the back room, Xiao Liu took a few biscuits he gave me and put them on display, I cut them, "Aren't they just cookies with fillings, I don't eat them." ”
"You really don't want to eat......"
Xiaoliu's lips were dark, he unscrewed the upper and lower black biscuits, licked the white sandwich with his tongue and looked at me with a satisfied face, "It's delicious, this is different from the kind of sandwich biscuits sold in my mother's store, this is a chocolate biscuit, that brother said, twist it first, and then lick it......"
I was disgusted to see him like that, don't look away, "I don't eat anything from him, it's his King Kong diarrhea, he's broken." ”
"It's not bad."
Xiao Liu clapped his hands and looked at me after making the last biscuit, "I asked the big brother, he said that what he fed was what he ate, maybe King Kong just couldn't get used to eating canned ham in the city to have diarrhea, it's none of the big brother's business, he is a little fierce when he has a cold face, but the person is very good, you didn't see that he let me drink the porridge, but it was thick." ”
I can't stand it even more when I think of that porridge, but I think that as Xiaoliu eats and drinks stupidly, I just say that he can't be too disgusted if he spits, a typical foodie.
"Little Liu, I can tell you, you have to stay away from him, you didn't notice, when he smiled, he was going to do something bad."
I am very serious to share with Xiaoliu what I have learned from him, so far I haven't come up with a trick, and if there is a trick, I won't cure him.
Xiao Liu had already used his foodie's unique obsession to start picking up the biscuit crumbs on the kang and pulling them into his mouth, and he didn't know if he listened to me carefully, so he glanced at me very vaguely and said, "I think you two are very similar." “
I was stunned, "Where is it like!" He's so bad. ”
Xiaoliu smiled, "You used to know that when you laughed, you were like that, you always robbed me of food, and I didn't mention the thing of fooling me to see the pole, do you remember that once we were swinging and you suddenly looked at me with a smile, I thought you let me play, but you pushed me up and left me alone......"
"That's different, I don't know if you can't get down by yourself!"
And I didn't open my mind at the time, okay, the one surnamed Lu seems to be lacking in heart and eyes.
"Anyway, I think you two are similar, but he looks more fierce and older......"
Xiao Liu also ate the biscuit crumbs, and his face was full of unfinished bars, "You really don't eat it, Fourth sister, it's delicious." ”
I gave him a blank look, "It's delicious, and you didn't say you left me a piece." ”
Children who are not greedy, although I play snacks and things are very bad, obsessed with sugar gourds and popsicles, now the popsicles are not touched, but the sugar gourd is seasonal, it is impossible for me to eat all year round, so most of the time I feel tasteless in my mouth, although I don't want to touch the surname Lu, but look at the little six mouths and want to chew their tongues together, if you want to say that I am not hungry at all, it is pure me to lie.
"Then I'll go to the front room and ask that big brother again, and I'll say we'll eat."
Xiao Liuxing rushed down to the ground to put on his shoes, turned his head and looked at me with a smile, "Fourth sister, my dad said that Shen Da and that big brother left after seeing a doctor at our house, and they won't stay long, let us get along well, that big brother is really old!" ”
I didn't say anything, I secretly thought in my heart, maybe if he heard Xiaoliu say that he wanted to eat cookies with me, he wouldn't give them at all, but if he really gave them to me, it means that he is not as bad as I thought, if I eat it too, then I belong to the cannibal people's mouth is short, I seem to be brainwashing myself very much, anyway, he can't live in my house for long, so it's not a big deal if I can't bear it.
After a while, Xiao Liu came back happily, "Fourth sister, as soon as the eldest brother heard me say that he wanted us to eat, he gave me the remaining half bag of biscuits, and he also said that this cantaloupe-flavored one is going to be eaten for you, but it is delicious, and it needs a big ......."
I looked at the black biscuit with a green filling suspiciously, "Cantaloupe-flavored, you...... Not! ”
Before I finished speaking, Xiaoliu directly stuffed the biscuit into my mouth, and he was busy putting a large piece of it into his mouth, "Big brother said that we are sisters and brothers, you have to eat first, I can eat the next piece after you finish eating this, new way to eat, eat in large pieces, more enjoyable......"
He stuffed a biscuit in his mouth and spit out vaguely, my mouth was also stuffed with this large biscuit, chewed a few times, there was a little sweet, and a little bitter, I knew it was the taste of chocolate, but the more I chewed, the more wrong it was, and when I wanted to swallow it, I suddenly felt an indescribable spicy breath straight to my nose, and my tears almost came out at the same time and directly suffocated to the kang, as if the back of the head was given a stuffy stick, the brain was buzzing, choking my lungs were going to explode in an instant!
"Fourth sister! Fourth sister, what's wrong with you!! ”
I was so uncomfortable that I wanted to roll on the kang, Xiaoliu was so frightened that he hurriedly came over to pull me, and sprayed me with the biscuit crumbs in his mouth.
"Spicy...... Spicy ......"
The big snot kept flowing out of the nostrils like opening the gate, I didn't have time to suck back, and the tears were held in my eyes, but the result of this made the big snot more and more uncontrollable, Xin Chong felt burned from the brain to the stomach, I wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, and the whole person completely felt what life is worse than death!
"Spicy?"
Xiaoliu was stunned, swallowed the biscuits in his mouth and looked at me stupidly, "It's not spicy, it's sweet, it's cantaloupe......"
"Water ......"
I'm really too lazy to talk nonsense with him, if the cantaloupe smells like this, I don't want to kick him as a ball on the waistband of his pants!!
"Oh, fourth sister, this is the sugar water that my mother just made for the two of us, the sugar water ......"
I took the teapot and drank it to the bottom, sniffed, burped, and looked at Xiao Liu, "Come again." ”
Xiaoliu was scared enough by me, nodded and went to the water tank to scoop me a few scoops of cold water, and only felt more comfortable when my stomach was round.
"Fourth sister, why do you have such a big reaction to eating this biscuit."
"This biscuit is spicy, not only spicy, but also nose-punching......"
I took the paper and wiped my nose weakly, what a thing, if it wasn't for Xiaoliu suddenly stuffing his mouth and giving me money, I wouldn't have eaten it.
"It's not spicy, it's sweet."
Xiao Liu ate two more pieces of biscuits to prove his attributes, "I don't believe you can taste it again, cantaloupe flavor." ”
I wrung my eyebrows and looked at the biscuit in his hand, carefully leaned in and took a bite, it was sweet......
"It's sweet, Fourth Sister, you just ......"
I thought of something at the time, "The piece you stuffed in my mouth just now was not made by the big brother." ”
Xiaoliu nodded, "Yes, he said that we are sisters and brothers, we have to have the first and the last, you eat first and I can eat, I am afraid that you don't want it, so I will stuff it in your mouth...... Ay! Fourth sister! What are you doing? ”
"I'll settle accounts with him!"
"What's the account, then, I ate the biscuit alone!"
I didn't bother to reply to Xiaoliu's words, but I understood in my heart, what kind of big brother is this, I still want to make peace with him, and I can't describe him if it's bad and smoking!
Walking towards the front yard with a menacing attitude, his mind was full of anger, I must tell my second uncle, my grandmother, my grandfather, I also want to tell my uncle, his uncle! It's against him, and when I'm in a hurry, I'll call Xiao Green to talk about his eyes! It's good-looking, and there's a fart! It's too good to bully people!!
"Hey."
Before I could turn into the front yard, a male voice suddenly came from the dark shadow on the wall, I was startled, and I turned my face to look carefully only to find that this mortal wearing the black clothes was waiting for me there!
"You're going to sue so soon?"
His voice really couldn't hear the guilt of a loss, I gritted my teeth and walked up to him, tilted my head and waist, "If you don't want to give cookies, don't give them!" Why fool Xiaoliu to give me chili-flavored cookies!! ”
"That's called mustard."
He replied softly, the light in his eyes unusually bright in the night, "Why, you don't like it." ”
"Who likes that spicy! You're waiting for me to find your uncle, you're so bad!! ”
I was about to leave after I finished speaking, but he grabbed my arm directly, and the force was so strong that I almost fell, and I opened my mouth to shout, "Second uncle! Come on! Someone bullied ......"
"Do you have proof?"
He interrupted my shouting of appeal with a few words that were not in a hurry, and I gasped and looked unconvinced, "Of course there is, Xiaoliu saw it, he saw you give me spicy biscuits!" “
"What about the biscuits."
"Biscuits, I, I swallowed ......"
If I hadn't swallowed half of it at the time, I would have vomited!
"If you eat it, there will be no evidence, will your family scold you again for being foolish, ignorant, and disrespecting me as a guest?"
I was stunned by what he said, "But Xiaoliu is uncomfortable when he sees me!" ”
"But he thinks the cookies are delicious......"
"You...... You're bullying kids! ”
I really want to bite him, but I can't beat him, I can't say it, and I'm still being bullied like this in my own family...... This feeling is really the first time I've ever experienced it since I was born.
The corners of his mouth in the silence of the night were pulled up again, but his voice was unusually cold, "You provoked me first, I don't care who you are or how old you are, as long as you remember, stay away from me, don't provoke or disturb me and my uncle, otherwise, whether it is your dog or you, there will be no good fruit to eat." ”
I stood there in a daze, and although the night blurred his features, I could clearly see the cold light in his eyes and the threatening bass.
"This is my family's ......"
It wasn't until he let go of my arm and walked seven or eight steps into the front yard that I muttered a few words, and I was actually frightened by a man who came to my door to ask my second uncle for help in saving my life? Who does he frighten him!
"Believe it or not, I'll tell my second uncle tomorrow that I won't let him save Uncle Shen!"
As soon as his footsteps stopped, his slender and slightly thin figure stood there with his back to me, slowly turned his face sideways, threw down four words with a little disdain, and walked away.
I froze in place, silently repeating the words he said, "Can't ask for it?" ”