Linglong shouted, "Huang Quan, quickly, don't let the corpse puppet come out." ”

I don't want the corpse puppet to come out!

But what can be done now?

To put it mildly, the corpse puppet is not the urine in my stomach, I don't want it to come out, and I can hold it for a while if I clamp my legs.

I can't help it.

Linglong has a way.

But it was really my aunt, who kicked me in the ass, and I fell directly on my stomach, in a large shape, and lay on the pile of soil that arched upwards.

Ling'er shouted nervously: "Yes, Huang Quan, quickly press its coffin board, don't let it come out." ”

Paralyzing......

I want to, but I can't do it. Below is a four-hundred-year-old corpse puppet, and its strength is unimaginable. My weight of more than 100 catties, there is a wool for pressing it?

At this moment, with a wave of Linglong's hand, the one hundred and eight copper coins appeared, from head to toe, and fell on my body.

Linglong held the sword finger, stepped on the step, and recited the words in his mouth: Heaven is clear, the earth is peaceful, humanity is quiet, the three talents are one, mixed Qiankun, the gods return to their fate, the heavens will follow, listen to my edict, carry impermanence, there are vast mountains in the south, there are Wolong veins in the north, the gods and ghosts have moved here, Taishang Laojun, anxious as the law!

This is the Taoist spell "Heavenly God Moves Mountains and Suppresses Evil Arts".

I was just about to struggle, but with a pop, I fell straight to the ground.

My body is like a mountain......

No, I'm a mountain at this time, suppressed on a lonely grave.

I couldn't move at all, I couldn't even move my fingers, and each finger felt like it weighed as much as 10,000 catties.

Linglong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Huang Quan, don't move around......"

I wanted to cry without tears: "Auntie, I want to move, but I can't." ”

Linglong: "Uh...... That seems to be the case. In short, you can climb here for a while, this god moves mountains to suppress evil arts, and it shouldn't be a problem to suppress the corpse puppet for a stick of incense. ”

Well, I admit it.

Who made me a man?

This kind of thing can't be done by two girls.

I lay on the ground in peace, suppressing the corpse puppet.

I could clearly feel the dirt under my body going up and down.

I was worried for a while, and the corpse puppet didn't climb up, just when I was just breathing a sigh of relief and feeling that my aunt's Taoism was profound, all of a sudden, my eyes suddenly widened.

I feel that the corpse golem has broken through the ground!

That's right, if I hadn't pressed against the dirt, the corpse golem would have appeared.

I don't know if it was its claws or its head, arching up and down under me.

Started on the chest, arched for a long time, did not arch, and then all the way down, belly, lower abdomen......

I screamed, "Auntie...... Quick, let me go...... I'll go, will it bite my tintin! ”

Ling'er snorted and laughed: "Quan'er, let's get rid of demons here, you are serious." ”

I'm so serious!

Very, very serious!

I've lived eighteen years, and I've never been so serious as I am now.

I'm really scared to pee.

The corpse puppet under my body, when it reached the crotch of my pants, did not move down, but drilled up vigorously. I'm really afraid that it will bite me and bite off Lao Tzu's Dingding.

My eyes widened and I was creepy: "Auntie! Fast! Let go of me! I don't think we need Old Man Sun to come, the three of us can work together to kill the corpse puppet. Sister Ling'er, help me up! ”

Linglong gave me a blank look, not believing me at all.

Ling'er covered her mouth and snickered: "It's okay to help you up, shout to my aunt." ”

Made! Go on the scamp!

Lao Tzu is a dignified seven-foot man, am I dignified, okay? A manly man, if he dies, he dies, how can he bow his head to a girl? Even if Ding Ding is really bitten off by the corpse puppet, I will never call her aunt, and if I don't shout, I won't shout.

I shouted at the top of my voice, "Grandma! Aunt Ling'er, hurry! It's too late! I feel like it's touching my balls...... Help me up! ”

I didn't call my aunt, you testify to me, I called my aunt and grandmother. The master is a person with a bottom line, Ding Ding is valuable, and his dignity is even higher. For the sake of dignity, Tintin can do without.

Ling'er: "Hehe, I don't want to be your aunt, I want to be your aunt, call me aunt." ”

the dignity......

I swore that when Lao Tzu kept Ding Ding, sooner or later, one day, I would use it to whip Ling'er fiercely.

Me: "Aunt Ling'er, hurry up, huh...... I'll go, the corpse puppet is really scratching my balls...... Help. ”

Ling'er looked at Linglong and said, "Sister Linglong, I looked at Quan'er's screaming appearance, it didn't look like a fake. That corpse puppet, could it really be ...... In the ...... of biting him Tintin ......"

Linglong blushed and said, "Phew! Don't listen to his nonsense, he is scheming and the most deceitful. It's definitely fake. Besides, he's as hard as a stone now, and it doesn't matter if the corpse puppet bites him twice. ”

I've got black lines all over my head......

I fell to the ground and resigned myself to my fate......

Two lines of tears rolled down my brother's handsome cheeks from the corners of my eyes.

I can't love it......

Because I felt that the corpse puppet below was grinding my tintin. Squeaky ......

Paralyzed, this perverted corpse puppet, when Lao Tzu can move, he will definitely not recognize it when he beats it!

We clearly underestimated the power of the corpse golems.

It sank suddenly, charged for three seconds, and slammed into it, and I only felt a huge pain in my crotch, and then I was rolled by it.

The copper coins pressed on his body were scattered all over the ground, and the "Heavenly God Moving Mountains and Town Evil Technique" was suddenly broken.

I got up, clutched my crotch, bent like a shrimp, twitching on the ground, screaming in pain.

Look at the corpse puppet again, giggling and laughing.

It's that female corpse puppet, and she really looks bewitching enough. Wearing a miniskirt, searching for keywords "sexy, fun, temptation, nightclub outfit" on Taobao is this ...... Breastless and bare-chested, heavy makeup, coquettish is not good.

Linglong and Ling'er's faces changed, and they hurriedly surrounded me and asked, "Huang Quan, are you okay?" ”

How could I be fine?

No, no, no......

I'm going home, I'm going to try it with my daughter-in-law and see if it still works.

I let go of my hand and looked into my crotch.

My pants, and even my underwear, were torn by the corpse puppet.

I still have a few tooth marks on my dingding, which are stained with blood......

I glared at Linglong and Ling'er and yelled: "Numb, look! Stare your eyes wide open, did I lie to you? Is it biting Lao Tzu's Ding Ding? ”

Linglong and Ling'er looked away with red faces.

Corpse Golem: "Huh...... I really don't know whether to live or die, how many of you dare to come to me for trouble? It's just looking for death! ”

Linglong slapped me on the head and said angrily: "Little bastard, hurry up, I haven't dropped a single piece, hurry up, deal with the corpse puppet first, and I'll help you stop the bleeding later......"

ps: The second one is sent.