110 Feasible Plans for Killing Mouths
110 Feasible Plans for Killing Mouths
Bai Guo looked at Xia Guoxun's back as he gradually moved away, and couldn't help but sigh sympathetically: "It's so pitiful......"
A very good young man actually let the young lady lose her soul and forget about the carriage, so he walked down the mountain stupidly, fortunately there was a little scholar who followed and caught up, otherwise it would not be impossible to roll down the mountain.
Bai Awu coughed twice and asked, "Miss, where did you hear that sentence?" ”
Bai Poria rolled her eyes at him and said angrily: "Could it be that if it weren't for your young lady and me, I wouldn't be able to say such thought-provoking words?!" ”
The audience was silent, and everyone's faces were full of obvious or suppressed disbelief.
It's really faceless! Bai Ling said stupidly: "Although I really didn't think of this, I remembered it anyway, and I used it at the most appropriate time!" ”
Hongyi didn't dare to laugh and comforted: "Uh...... It's not that we don't believe in Miss's talent, but we just think that this is not quite like Miss's usual style of speaking......"
"Humph! What is my usual style of speaking? Bai Poria raised her little face, looking like "I'm still angry".
Bai Awu smiled and said, "If Miss says, if you kid dares to come to find fault, will you be able to live a long life?" I don't think anyone here will doubt Mademoiselle. ”
Bai Guo couldn't wait to guess: "What the immortal said in the dream again?" "Yang Mei once told her about this.
Bai Poria nodded depressedly, very sad in her heart, why can other crossing girls not say hello and casually take the works of the writers of the past dynasties as their own, but she wants to give the credit to a non-existent "dream fairy".
Doesn't she look like a talented woman? Xia Guoxun's guy was obviously stunned by her just now.
Hongyi worried: "Miss, that ...... Do you count this as a 'work to the sky'......"
Bai Poria glared at her and said: "Of course not, I didn't tell that guy, I thought of it, I just shared with him the wisdom of the immortals, if his own imagination is too rich, who is to blame?" ”
Everyone laughed and talked for a while, and found that Yangmei was standing aside with a sad face, silent, and didn't know what she was thinking.
Bai Guo ran over and pushed her arm and said, "Sister-in-law, what's wrong with you?" ”
Yang Mei Shen thought and muttered: "There is no greater harm than the merit of the heavens, there is no greater sin than the good of covering up people, the evil is not deeper than the ability to attack, and the humiliation is more important than the shame of forgetting oneself, and the four are prepared for disaster and all ......"
This is what Bai Poria said to Xia Guoxun just now.
This sentence was seen by Bai Poria on the desk of a professor at the university in her previous life, and because she had seen it many times, she was deeply imprinted in her mind. That professor is a big fan of Wang Yangming, a super bull in the Ming Dynasty and a generation of grandmasters, and this sentence is one of Wang Yangming's famous words.
Seeing that something was wrong with her, Bai Guo shook her shoulder vigorously with some worry, and said, "Sister-in-law? Sister-in-law? You're not going to get sick from that nerd, are you? ”
Yang Mei said sadly: "I ...... Isn't my plagiarism of the poetry of the immortals exactly the 'work of talking to the sky'? ”
Bai Poria knew that a sensitive literary young woman like Yangmei was the easiest to get into the horns, so she quickly interrupted her train of thought and said: "Of course not, I said that those poems were written by you, and you didn't admit it!" At most, I'll give you the credit, and you can't resist so keep silent. ”
Yang Meiming knew that she was using strong words, but she did feel a little better in her heart.
"Besides, just listen to these words, you really have to go to your heart, what's the fun of living this day?" Bai Poria shrugged, don't ask yourself with any sage's words, otherwise the pressure on life will be too great.
However, Yang Mei quickly annoyed another matter: "Miss, you are like this today, if this Xia Guoxun is a hypocrite, go back to Beijing and talk nonsense, won't all your patience over the past few days be in vain?" ”
"With his relationship with Xia Xinxin, if he is really a hypocrite, he should know that saying bad things about me will only make his reputation and his sister's reputation worse, and people will think that they must be unconvinced by losing at my hands, so they deliberately smeared me." If Bai Poria hadn't figured this out, she wouldn't have rashly attacked Xia Guoxun.
That being said, but if he couldn't stand the excitement, it would be troublesome to have a seizure on the spot. After all, he is Xia Gelao's most valued grandson. They are alone, but we can't beat him up like we did with the brutes. Yang Mei felt that it was better to be careful.
Bai Poria glanced at her and said: "Of course you can't just beat him up, if you want to do it, you have to do it, just kill him and the scholar and the coachman, kill people, destroy corpses!" Anyway, there is no one around here, and there is no proof of death, and we can't be found. ”
Bai Awu's eyes lit up, and he high-fived and said, "That's it, even people and cars should set a fire and burn it clean!" ”
Bai Shisan laughed twice and said: "I have corpse powder here, make a few openings on them, sprinkle corpse powder, and in less than an hour, you can turn them into a pool of blood!" ”
Bai Guo shook his head and said: "It's too troublesome, knock them out and put them on the carriage, and then push the cart and the horse down the mountain, I don't know if there is an accident on the snowy road, no one will suspect us." ”
Several people were actively discussing various feasible plans for killing people and destroying corpses, and Yang Mei was completely speechless on the side...... No wonder Miss is so violent and barbaric, who are these people around?!
Because of Xia Guoxun's episode, most of everyone's excitement went, and they returned to the capital after a turn around.
The days passed silently for another two days, and there were only three days left before Bai Poria's ceremony, and Mama Yun began to explain the process and etiquette of Bai Poria to Bai Poria.
Hui Yun and Hui Ru two sisters sulked for this, there is a division, the praiser has always been a sister or a friend, Bai Poria first arrived in the capital, and the ladies and ladies in the capital are not very close, this praiser should naturally be selected among their sisters.
Although they can't steal the limelight of Bai Poria Cocos, they can count as many opportunities to appear on the camera, but I didn't expect people to even refuse to give this opportunity.
But instead of them, it was Princess Antai's daughter and the two noble county lords, even if they were dissatisfied in their hearts, they could only endure it, and secretly scolded the three members of the Bai family for welcoming the powerful and the six relatives did not recognize them.
In fact, they didn't know that Mu Peilan resented what the Yasukuni Mansion had done over the years, and what was even more excessive was that she had hit their baby daughter on the head, and she no longer recognized them as relatives, and in terms of blood, her family really had nothing to do with the Yasukuni Mansion, but she was still a distant cousin with Princess Antai, so she was naturally more inclined to ask the two county lords of her family for help.
On this morning, it was agreed to go to Princess Antai's mansion to rehearse the last rehearsal and the process of the ceremony, and Bai Poria went to bed early the night before, but she didn't expect to be frightened when she got up early in the morning.
Bai Poria woke up from her sleep, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Xiao You's enlarged face, with a smug smile on her face, as if she was waiting for her to wake up.
Suddenly seeing that there was more people around him, Bai Poria was frightened enough, pushed him away with one hand, and said angrily: "It seems that you don't plan to abide by the agreement?" That's good! Later, I'll let Bai Guo and Bai Peony send you back to the Relief Hall! ”
Xiao You smiled and said, "When did I not keep the agreement?" I'm here to fulfill my promise! ”
Bai Poria frowned: "What agreement do you fulfill?" ”
"I found you the Ghost Face Gu Mother, you want to marry me!" Your words are amazing.
"Just you? Really?! Bai Poria was taken aback, intellectually felt impossible, but couldn't help but have a glimmer of hope in her heart.
"You called Fang Hai to inspect it in person, wouldn't you know?" Little you smiled steadily.
This little bastard knows all about their family...... Bai Poria was suspicious, and finally decided to give it a go, and immediately raised her voice and ordered Bai Guo to wait for the maid to come in.
Bai Guo and Bai Peony saw Xiao You appear silently in Bai Poria's room, and felt very incredible, Bai Guo didn't think so much, and exclaimed: "How did you get in?!" ”
If she is deducted for dereliction of duty again, she will die of heartache!
Bai Shao looked at Xiao You coldly, as if she wanted to see something wrong with him. She asked herself, it was impossible for such a child who did not know martial arts to sneak into the young lady's room without her knowing, there must be something strange about this child.
Xiao You ignored their questions and said to Bai Poria: "Don't forget our agreement!" With that, he jumped under the bed and swaggered out the door.
While asking Bai Guo to wait for her to freshen up and change her clothes, Bai Poria told Bai Shao to urgently summon Fang Hai over, and at the same time asked Mama Yun to go to the princess's mansion to postpone today's original trip.
Bai Shao's movements were very fast, the three members of the Bai family had breakfast, Fang Hai came to the door, Bai Poria didn't want her parents to be happy, she didn't say a word about the ghost face Gu, she only took Fang Hai back to read Yunxuan, and asked Bai Guo to call Xiao You.
Xiao You didn't talk nonsense, took out a big wooden box from the room and went to Bai Poria's room with it. Bai Poria sent the others back, leaving only Fang Hai and Xiao You. Xiao You opened the wooden box, and there was a crystal tripod the size of a leather ball in the box, and he took out the crystal tripod and put it on the table in front of the two of them with a solemn expression.
The crystal tripod is transparent, and you don't have to open it to see what is inside. I don't know what raw material is in the half-filled blue slurry, a strange creature that looks like a scorpion and a centipede, a spider and a water lice is writhing half-floating and half-heavy, making a strange hissing sound that makes people sore their teeth.
When Bai Poria saw it, she was so disgusted that she almost wasted breakfast, and she endured it again and again before she suppressed the feeling of vomiting. Fang Hai beside her widened his eyes, as if he had seen something rare, and he carefully looked at the things in the ding many times and was reluctant to look away.