"Oh, mom, daughter-in-law, did you see it, obediently, there are really shoe prints, didn't your father get that lime shop on the kang when your milk left, didn't you see it, it turned out to be a mistake, you have to sift fine flour, this ......"

The third fat father looked at his wife excitedly, until his daughter-in-law's face became more and more pale, and then there was no movement, I had a total of more back numbness, but seeing him so inexplicably want to laugh, his son has hit him and he still has time to share anecdotes here, how big is this heart!

"Aunt Xue, what should I do, does it mean that my son was followed by something."

It seems that only the third fat mother is her own mother, she looked at her grandmother with a worried face, "It's from my family, or where did you rush there." ”

Grandma looked around, probably trying to find my second uncle, but my second uncle was not there, so she went out to buy a dog in the afternoon, so she could only put her eyes on me after looking at it for a long time, "Sibao, you go to the kitchen in the house and get a bowl to get some water, and then bring a chopstick and an egg." ”

I sighed, knowing that grandma was going to set up chopsticks, I had seen grandma do this before, not unusual.

Raising her feet still walked to the house with some difficulty, grandma stood in place and still dragged the clothes of the three fats in one hand, probably afraid that the three fats would walk around, so she couldn't move the place, "Sibao, what's wrong with your legs, your feet are broken." ”

I glanced back at my grandmother and said, "It's okay...... Fell. ”

With a glance in her eyes, that Lu Xingyue didn't know when she was standing at the door of my house with some villagers who were watching the excitement, maybe she was very curious to see Sanpang sleepwalking like this, but no one asked much, and before getting any results, the fine tradition of our village is not to blindly give people advice, because everyone understands the general method, like Sanpang's mother said at the beginning, she saw that Sanpang couldn't wake up, so she rushed to what was bad, and she also scolded at home, but after scolding, she felt serious before she came to find grandma.

Don't underestimate this scolding, no one will open their mouths casually to scold, even if it is a rural shrew, there is no inexplicable standing on the road and scolding the street, only when their own interests are violated and damaged, this will scold, of course, as for what to scold, how ugly it is, this skill will divide people.

In our place, the most convenient and fastest solution to encounter dirty things is scolding, even I know, because dirty things bully the soft and afraid of the hard, they dare not offend the wicked, so whether it is usually in the village of many people, as long as they hit the evil, it is all to pick up the ugly words, some scolding is good, some, such as three fat...... Then I can only hurry up and find a master like my grandma.

took out the things that grandma wanted, until they were put at grandma's feet, grandma pulled the hand of the three fat people and let go, signaling his parents to pick up the scissors, and the three fat people closed their eyes and walked around blindly as if they had turned on some kind of switch.

"Hey......"

The third fat mother was a little anxious, "Don't walk around, Aunt Xue, this ......"

"Leave him alone."

Grandma responded softly, took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth, took the lighter and squatted on the ground with half-squinted eyes, I looked at grandma with admiration, I don't know why, the smoke curled up, I felt that grandma's posture was really cool, "Grandma, I also want to learn to smoke......"

"You dare."

Grandma flew by with an eye knife at that time, "I'll discount your leg." ”

I swallowed, and immediately the power ran out, "Then you still smoke ......"

"Grandma, this is to see things!"

Grandma didn't have a good temper to respond, took the chopsticks and narrowed her eyes, and stood directly into the water.

The villagers who watched the excitement at the door were eager to immediately turn into giraffes and stretched out their necks to look at this side, and the three fat parents were also nervous, and they didn't dare to gasp and stare at the chopsticks in their grandmother's hand.

As soon as grandma's hand was released, the chopsticks also fell to the ground with a click, I raised my eyebrows slightly, why did it fall? In the past, they were all one and the same.

"Lao Zhang, did you see it, didn't it stand?"

"It seems to be, what kind of thing is that, why can't these chopsticks stand up."

The villagers' voices of discussion came out like nothing, and the face of the three fat fathers changed slightly, "Aunt Xue, is she a terrible stubble?" ”

Grandma didn't speak, she spat after trying a few times, picked up the bowl and threw the water into the white square, then buttoned the bowl, and then picked up the egg and read in her mouth, "Children are not sensible, you should be sensible!" ”

After speaking, I picked up the egg and stood at the bottom of the bowl, I was full of surprise, this egg actually stood firmly at the bottom of the bowl!

"Oops! The eggs are standing, the eggs are standing! ”

Sometimes the total of our village people is also very interesting, you want to say enthusiastic is also really enthusiastic, but when you encounter something, you love to get together to join in the fun, gossip, the so-called good things do not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, basically borrowing too much of this kind of 'enthusiastic people' light.

"Aunt Xue, this ......"

Grandma looked at Sanfat's mother without changing her face, "It's the things outside, where did your son go to play." ”

Sanpang shook his mother's head, "I don't know, this kid runs away blindly in a day, who knows where he went, Bao Si, do you know?" ”

I also shook my head, I don't play with the three fats, I don't know where he is going to hit the evil.

Grandma was a little helpless, so she could only look at the egg, "I don't know how the child provoked you, but it must be ignorant, you adults have a lot, what do you need to ......?"

'Bang', before grandma's words were finished, the egg broke directly, it was broken, it stands to reason that it can't be broken even if it can't stand up and roll down, but at that time, it was like someone deliberately beating it, and it broke with a snap, and at the same time, a strong smell also emanated with the liquid of the egg.

I tightened my nose, "Grandma, this egg is broken, it smells of urine." ”

Grandma didn't gnaw, seeing that the three fat who were still walking with their eyes closed jerked twice and fell to the ground, his mother nervously went up to help him, and grandma took off the sneakers worn by the three fats in the past, which is a very ordinary kind of cloth sneakers, with cow tendons and bumps under the soles, we call them pimple shoes in this local dialect, boys like to wear them, lightweight, elastic, and fast.

"Aunt Xue, you ......"

Grandma still didn't speak, took off the three fat shoes and knocked them twice on the spot, and then fell down, and everyone who watched was shocked, and the shoes actually poured out of the yellow liquid, just like urine!

The third fat mother opened her eyes wide, "How can it be, the shoes are clean." ”

The villagers who watched the excitement were also stunned, this thing is absolutely weird, how can a cloth sneaker pour out liquid, and there is a lot, a bang, let alone half a glass of water, isn't this evil, even if there is water in the shoes before, it won't be poured out so much at once.

Grandma's face was a little cold, looking at the three fat lying on the ground trembling slightly, the shoe in her hand knocked the ground twice again, and then poured out half a cup of yellow liquid!

I watched my grandmother's actions with my mouth half open, this is more magical than magic, if the yellow water that was poured out for the first time was in the shoes, then how to explain this water? What shoe can hold so much water!?