If you are tired of watching the emperors and generals, tired of seeing the rights and wrongs of the palace fight, and tired of seeing strong grievances and hatreds, let's take a look at "The Best Shop Xiaoer". Here, you can find your long-lost laughter! You'll find out how wonderful it is to laugh out loud! You will feel that it is so important to be in a good mood!

Of course, while laughing, don't forget to throw away your PK ticket!

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Luo Xiaoyi's eyes instantly widened, he looked up and down, left and right, left and right Zhu Gongzi for a long time, and after making sure that he was not joking, he hurriedly slapped his little face, and said with a smile: "But Gongzi is a big man." The so-called prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and in the belly of a master like Zhu Gongzi, let alone support the boat, it is common to make a house and give birth to a doll. Bah, the villain is saying, Childe knows at a glance that he is a big-hearted person, and he shouldn't care about a little tea with a little person like us, right? ”

Under the expectant gaze of Luo Xiaoyi's bright eyes, Zhu Gongzi nodded slowly. Luo Xiaoyi's little face was loosened at the moment, and her eyebrows and eyes were bent into a line.

"Tea is indeed a trivial matter, but now-" He dragged out his voice, until Luo Xiaoyi's eyebrows were bent into a line and slowly stretched out, and then opened, and then opened!! He held on until his eyes were wide open, his mouth was slightly open, and his nose was shaking, and Zhu Gongzi said coldly: "The place where I touched your hand just now is itching badly!" ”

"Ahem, ahem—"

The tea he had just swallowed gushed out of Luo Xiaoyi's throat in extreme fright, and he successfully choked him.

In a burst of coughing, Luo Xiaoyi, who was snot and tears, was about to make persistent efforts, and looked up at the murderous aura on Zhu Gongzi's ice sculpture face. The next one gasps, huh? Can this cure choking?

Stretching out his sleeves to wipe his little face clean, Luo Xiaoyi stammered: "Zhu, Zhu Gongzi, you are mistaken, you must be mistaken." Even if you borrow a hundred guts from the villain, the villain doesn't dare to itch the child. ”

"You dare!"

Luo Xiaoyi's appeal was only halfway through, and Zhu Gongzi coldly threw out two words. These two words successfully hit Luo Xiaoyi, causing him to bow his head weakly and his shoulders shrunk into a ball.

Zhu Gongzi looked at him coldly, and his eyes were not instantaneous. At this moment, Luo Xiaoyi only felt that an indescribable sense of pressure and terror covered him, making him no longer able to raise the strength to say half a negative sentence.

"What kind of medicine is this?"

"Tickle powder."

"This is not an ordinary itchy powder, it has not appeared in the rivers and lakes!"

"Well, our bad master made it himself. He used to use this trick specifically against villains. Speaking of this, Luo Xiaoyi raised his head suddenly, and was about to say all the bad deeds of his unscrupulous master in a high spirit, but he met Zhu Gongzi's cold, murderous eyes again. So his voice lowered, and his head fell back to his chest.

"How do you get rid of this medicine?"

"Soak the part of the herb in wine for a quarter of an hour."

"Who are you going to deal with when you bring this out?"

"The tall lady among the four women in white, she went too far, she almost seriously injured the villain just now!"

Luo Xiaoyi, who lowered his head and asked and answered honestly, turned his eyes again after saying this. Boss Zhu, Master Zhu, we are also angry for you, you must be calm, and you must love the house and Wu regardless of the small mistakes of the lesser people.

Repression! Indescribably depressed!

Be quiet! Incredibly quiet!

Just as Luo Xiaoyi was trying to count his heartbeat, Zhu Gongzi's cold voice came: "Sure enough, there are many people in the market." That Lan He, and you, this kid, are not simple people, and they are actually nested in this small restaurant with peace of mind. ”

Hey? Are we characters?

What a compliment, no, we are characters, we always know that we are great characters! Ahh Come back and forth, let's hear about it!

In Luo Xiaoyi's sudden head, his eyes looking forward to the eagerness, Zhu Gongzi said coldly: "However, this Gongzi has always hated others and made me unhappy. What else do you have to say now? ”

Yes?

Luo Xiaoyi stared at Zhu Gongzi worriedly, and after repeatedly making sure that the killing intent on his face was not joking, his body shrank at the moment, and at the same time, his feet were wrong, and the hands placed on his legs were inadvertently enveloped into his own cuffs.

Looking at Luo Xiaoyi's defensive actions coldly, Zhu Gongzi said slowly: "Don't dream, in this restaurant, there is only your shopkeeper, maybe he can save your life!" ”

As soon as the words fell, suddenly there was a flower in front of him, and in a blink of an eye, Luo Xiaoyi's figure disappeared in front of Zhu Gongzi's eyes like smoke. Zhu Gongzi looked at the wide open door and smiled coldly, but instead sat down and sat down with peace of mind.

Whoosh!

Luo Xiaoyi exerted his escape magic skills with all his might, and almost in the blink of an eye, he appeared in front of Lan He's door. He pressed the door heavily, and after hearing the slight sound of breathing from inside, Luo Xiaoyi was suddenly moved to tears.

Before Luo Xiaoyi could speak, footsteps came from the room. "Squeak", the door opened, and Lan He's handsome face like a spring breeze appeared in front of Luo Xiaoyi's eyes.

Whoosh –

Luo Xiaoyi's body shrank and flashed, and slipped behind Lan He like a mouse. I saw him tightly gripping Lan He's robe, and said tremblingly: "Childe, the ice pig is going to kill us!" ”

Lan He was stunned: "Ice sculpture pig? ”

"It's that Jianghu man Zhu Gongzi! He's going to kill us! ”

Speaking of this, Luo Xiaoyi stuck out his head and poked out of the door. Hey? Why didn't you chase it out? Has this kid changed his mind? No, he's preparing for Ling Chi! We can't hide here for the rest of our lives, can we? Yes, he must be ready to quietly cut off our heads while we are alone!

"Zhu Gongzi wants to kill you? Are you mistaken? With Zhu Gongzi's kung fu, if he really wants to kill you, you will never be able to escape. ”

Lan and Qingya's warm voice sounded in his ears, and when he looked down and saw that Luo Xiaoyi was still like a turtle, he glanced outside, and quickly retracted his little head to hide next to him, and after a while, he couldn't help but stick out his head and look around.

Seeing Luo Xiaoyi's pale face and his eyes full of fear, Lan He's heart suddenly felt great happiness after a little pinching. Therefore, he threw his sleeves away, ignored Luo Xiaoyi who was hiding beside him, and walked straight to the door.

Wow –

The green shadow flashed!

Hey, hey, hey!

Luo Xiaoyi salivated at Lan He with a smile on his face, but his left hand was tightly gripping Lan He's robe, following him step by step.

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