Chapter 6: Ya Butterfly! My meat tastes like a wooden fish, Ya Butterflies!
In the evening, the cat fairy took Chen Qian to the big house of Li Bai's family.
In Li Bai's mansion, the little cat fairy and Li Bai sat in a small courtyard in the back garden, surrounded by a pond.
In the evening, the sky was reddish and the weather was very warm. The water in the pond is clear and reddish, and the lotus leaves are growing luxuriantly, and the lotus flowers are thriving.
"Hey, this is... What is there to raise such an ugly fish! The cat fairy looked at the piranha in the pond and complained, "And the courtyard is not bridged, so scared that mortal Xiao Pengyu doesn't dare to come!" ”
"Hehe~" Li Bai laughed. "Master, you're still the same, but you're only right, the fish is ugly, but they've been cultivating with me for many years."
"Look at them, these unlucky piranhas have a cruel face, you can still cultivate with them! I think it's better to get there before you get eaten by them, hehe..."The cat fairy looked at the fish with bad intentions, and the fish trembled in fright, as if they were pleading with the cat fairy in a sexy tone, "Wait, wait, wait! Cat Fairy King! Don't eat me, don't! My meat is really not delicious! It tastes like a wooden fish, Ya Yan butterfly~!! ”
"Uh, well! Master, you... The drool flows so long! Li Bai was taken aback.
"Huh? I'm drooling? The cat fairy wiped off the saliva-dripping cat's paws and shouted, "Ah~ It's true, it's all on my paws." ”
Hearing that there was a saliva, the piranha was frightened again, and seemed to say, "Why are you two sneaking at us talking, don't do this!" Panicked! ”
"Where~ Master, don't keep making such black jokes, I can make anything for you to eat here, but this fish can't."
"Really, I can't help you! But seriously, I'm not interested in the taste of these fish, I'm kidding you, hehe. After saying that, the kitten fairy jumped ashore from the pavilion, and then jumped in through the window of the room.
Chen Qian was watching TV in the room, and at this time, the kissing scene of a love movie was playing on the TV, and the little cat fairy suddenly jumped on Chen Qian's shoulder and said loudly: "Little girl, what are you peeking at here with your drooling alone!" ”
Frightened, Chen Qian jumped up, "What are you doing!" Cat fairy, you're going to die, scare me! ”
"You're still watching TV, you're ready for dinner, and you're drooling, you must be hungry, right?" Cat fairy funny quip.
Chen Qian wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth repeatedly with her hand, and said angrily, "Don't bother me, you're not the same as me." Chen Qian looked at the cat fairy curiously, "That's right! Why is there a TV here? ”
"What are you kidding, this is not ancient, the technology here is much more advanced than your earth, not only has a TV, but also a high-end bathroom."
"Really, what does the bathroom look like, it just so happens that I haven't showered in a long time." Chen Qian couldn't wait.
"Go out and turn left and you'll see it." Before the kitten finished speaking, Chen Qian rushed out the door.
When Chenqian rushed into the bathroom, she found a naked little boy bathing in the bathtub, causing the little boy to scream in fright, and then sinking into the bathtub.
"Hey, hey~ there's someone!" Chen Qian walked out unhappily, and a scream came from the bathroom, "Dad! There are perverts in the bathroom, there are perverts! ”
As soon as Chen Qian came out of the bathroom, a hammer suddenly flew from the bathroom and smashed directly into her head, "Touch!" With a bang, Chen Qian fell straight to the ground like her boss had happened before.
At dinner, Chen Qian and the little cat fairy sat at the table to eat, she angrily complained to the little cat fairy, "What, the little ghost in this world is so strange, you can take a bath and take a hammer with you at any time, and you still have to come out to hit me, and your ears are still buzzing ~ It's really annoying!" ”
The little boy came to the living room wrapped in a bath towel, he found Chen Qian, pointed at her angrily and shouted: "Dad, come on, the female pervert didn't run, it's at our dining table, quickly call the police to arrest her for me!"
"What are you talking about! Besides, I'm going to spank you. Angry, Chen Qian said angrily.
Li Bai walked out and said solemnly: "Li Xiaoshuai, don't mess around, you should call her sister, she is a friend of the cat fairy and our guest!" ”
Li Xiaoshuai stuck out his tongue angrily at Chen Qian, "How can the cotton cat fairy have a pervert friend like you!" ”
The little cat fairy directly squirted out a mouthful of rice and yelled at Li Xiaoshuai, "You unlucky child, how many times have I told you, I am a cat fairy, not cotton!" ”
Li Xiaoshuai naughtily ran to hug the cat fairy, "You are obviously ..."
Li Bai joked, "Li Xiaoshuai, don't be rude, no matter how naughty you are, I'll let you sleep in the same bed with Chen Qian at night." "Miss Chenqian is inexplicably lying on the gun.
The kitten fairy saw that the opportunity had come, and secretly smiled and matched, "Yes, yes, and you two have always slept alone, so you both have company!" ”
"I don't care~" Chen Qian said indifferently, after all, he was just a little ghost.
"I don't want to, if I sleep with her, I'll kill myself and hang myself..." Li Xiaoshuai blushed and was very angry.
"Why not, you are both children, what does it matter." Li Bai said.
"Of course not, because she's a nysh!" Li Xiaoshuai replied.
"Hey, hey! What do you mean, young lady, I like handsome guys, and I'm not interested in little ghosts, okay? It's really~" Chen Qian said angrily.
Li Xiaoshuai's eyes widened, his mouth grew bigger, and he said in surprise, "What? You pervert still... I also got a cheap sale~" The more Li Shuai spoke, the more angry he became, his face turned crimson, and he shouted loudly: "You female pervert, I won't sleep with you, if you go down."
If you dare to come again, I will, I will throw you out of this window, and then, and then fly you with poison darts, and again, whip you again, hum! ”
After listening to Li Xiaoshuai's words, Chen Qian's face turned green with fright, what kind of TV do the little ghosts in this world watch.