Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Underworld's Favorite Canned Fish
It turned out to be it!
As the so-called enemies are very red when they meet, I recognize the guy in the team at a glance. This bastard kidnapped me with a dagger half an hour ago, robbed me of everything I had, and kicked me into a pre-dug pit to kill people.
Hmph, this beast would never have thought that I didn't die and crawled out of the pit.
The bald ghost Chen Li still has a ride or not to remind me that when I participate in the banquet, I have to be a little interesting. I said okay, don't worry, I understand this.
My eyes were fixed on the death row ghost and the backpack it was carrying. If I continue to swagger past the greeting procession, I might be seen by it.
I don't know the place here, I don't know what the ghost of the condemned prisoner has to do with the owner of this house, if I used to ask for it in the past, it will not admit it, and those ghost guests who attend the banquet are all its friends, will I not go into the mouth of the tiger to find death?
I said to the skinhead, "You go first, I'll go over there and line up to register the gifts." ”
The bald ghost nodded and didn't say anything, and it followed the greeting team to the back door of the palace.
In addition to the twenty catties of ingots on my back, I have nothing else. I walked away the bald ghost and carefully trotted all the way to the side door of the mansion.
Dozens of ghosts lined up on the other side of the wall to register their names and gifts. I crept along the base of the wall to the corner of the wall, and poked out an eye to stare at the death row ghost in the line over there.
It was its turn to register its name, and the ghost servant of the mansion sat behind a table and handed it a brush. The condemned prisoner wrote his name on the paper, lowered his shoulders, and took it off my backpack.
"Brute!" I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet, this bastard white wolf with empty gloves. snatched the backpack from my hand, and ran to the palace in a blink of an eye to use my things to pay tribute.
It opened its backpack and pulled out all the food inside, and handed over all the ham sausage mineral water. The ghost servant of the mansion counted the items and put them away, and then, when he saw the three cans of sardines in the hands of the condemned ghost, his eyes lit up.
Not only it, but even the ghosts behind the ghosts of the condemned prisoners made a "wow" sound in their mouths when they saw the canned sardines.
I wondered, just a few cans, why were they so surprised. Is there no canned fish in the underworld?
I was puzzled.
"Smack!"
Just as my cat was quietly staring at the death row ghost over there in the corner, something suddenly kicked me hard in the ass.
"Giggle...... What do you see, little ghost? You're here for that too? Behind me, a middle-aged ghost with a lewd and dry appearance looked at me with a wicked smile.
This ghost is ugly, and it's not a good thing to look at it all over the body. I gave it a blank look, and I didn't know what it meant by "you're here to do that, too." Besides, what my cat is doing here has nothing to do with anyone else.
This ghost is not good-looking, and my opinion of it is almost zero. And it kicked me in the ass with so much force that I wondered if it was picked up with a hammer.
"You're sick, why are you kicking me?" I stared at this annoying middle-aged ghost.
"Giggle...... "giggle," it smiled and pointed to where I was standing, "little brother, this is where I stepped on a little." I think you're like a companion, and you're here to get a handful tonight, giggle......"
Damn, it turns out that this ghost is a thief!
I think it's funny, and the world of the underworld is quite fun. Except that there is no sun here, ghosts don't have to eat and drink to satisfy their hunger by smelling the taste, stealing, killing people and stealing goods, marrying daughters-in-law and marrying relatives, all kinds of ghosts!
"You're mistaken, I'm just here to see." I ignored it, turned my head and continued to stare at the condemned ghost, and when it entered the palace courtyard, I could go to the queue.
"Smack!" Suddenly, the blue schoolbag I was carrying on my back was slapped hard.
"What are you doing!" I turned my head and glared at the ghost. This bastard doesn't have any eyesight at all, I say I'm not a fellow traveler with it, and it still annoys me.
I looked at the middle-aged ghost in front of me, it was dry and thin, only one meter six tall, and its obscene face was very suitable for what it did.
I've figured it out. If it startles me like this again, I'll knock it down with my fist.
"Little ghost, don't pretend, I'm not a fool. Someone your age is carrying a child's school bag, hmph, where did you steal it? Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Besides, this schoolbag is broken, the gold is so big! ”
"Bang bang, bang bang!"
"Hey, hey, you...... Why? Oops! ”
I'm so angry, I really don't know if the schoolbag is broken, but this ghost actually saw the gold ingots inside from the breach. It's definitely playing on me.
I punched it straight over and knocked it to the ground. As the saying goes, the soft is afraid of the hard, and the hard is afraid of the dead. That's it.
In front of the ghost of the condemned prisoner, I was like a weak chicken, and I had no power to fight against it. But it's different in the face of middle-aged ghosts, I'm a tiger, and it's a chicken. After a fist fight, it was left to sit at the base of the wall and beg for my life.
His grandmother's, it's so cool!
When I got to the underworld, I kept memorizing words. Things were robbed and kicked into the pit. Finally found a punching bag and happily spilled out the evil qi I had suffered for half a day.
I picked up the thin, withered, unlucky-looking ghost: "The bag and the contents are all mine, and none of them are stolen." If you beat me, I'll dig a ten-meter-deep pit in a remote place and let you lie in it forever. I pretended to be very cruel and said.
"No, no, hero, I didn't mean that, absolutely not. I treat you as a colleague, and just now I wanted to discuss with you if I can cooperate. This Wang family is very rich, and today his son is married, and the guests who come to congratulate him will not be stingy. Get it done, scrape a little off each of them, and you can lie down at home and sleep in the second half of the year. ”
The middle-aged ghost had just been beaten by me, and he still had a wound on his face. When Tian shamelessly praised me as a hero, it still looked sad. When the topic turned to the Wang family's wealth, it wanted to scrape oil from the ghost guests, and instantly turned sad into laughter.
"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in stealing with you. I just want to get my ones back. I said coldly, and raised my hand to throw it at the base of the wall.
"Yours?" The middle-aged ghost rolled his eyes under my gaze. "Have you forgotten something at the Wang's house? That's easy, I'll help you get it back later. ”
The middle-aged Xie Dinggui had a wounded face, sat on the ground and said lightly.
"Hiss......" I suddenly thought of something. yes, how did I forget, it's a thief!
My brain cells were colliding rapidly, and just as I was thinking about how to open my mouth, the middle-aged ghost spoke first.
"Little devil, I won't tell you. I came out to do it, and I was forced to do it. There are old and young people in my family, and I want to improve their lives for them. Don't say more, where do you say your stuff is? I'll go in and get mine in a moment, and you go eat yours. I'll take your stuff out by the way, and I'll get it. Giggle...... Of course, you pay me some benefits and we'll make a deal! ”
The middle-aged ghost wiped his nosebleed and negotiated with me about the conditions.
I didn't speak for the first few seconds, pretending to be very deep, but in fact, my heart was already happy. If it can help me steal the backpack back from the condemned ghost, no, it's back!
I gave it two ham sausages as a token of appreciation, but I don't know if it will agree.
"Little brother, don't worry, I will never eat black. With your reward, I will definitely get your things back intact. We rely on friends to go out and rely on credibility. I, Xie Shanlin, don't do that kind of hammer deal. ”
The middle-aged ghost named Xie Shanlin sat on the ground, and what he said was very sincere. But I've just come to Hades, and I haven't been there for two hours, and I don't know what these ghosts need, what they like, or what they like!
It's better to talk to it directly.
I told it that in the grove over there, a ghost who had been a death row prisoner had snatched my backpack, and that the contents of my backpack were sacrifices that my family had just burned. There was food and drink, and some of the things I needed in the underworld, but the demon snatched them all.
If it's just something to eat and drink, and if it's snatched away, it's snatched, I don't care. But there are a few things that I need to use, important things, and I have to get them back. I said I'm sneaking around here for nothing other than to keep an eye on the demon and look for an opportunity to get my backpack back.
"Oh, I see." Xie Shanlin stared at me for a few seconds and said, "If you want to enter the Wang family's house, you must register your name and gifts. Hehe, I just looked into your school bag, and it was full of gold and silver ingots, which were too valuable. ”
"No, use mine!" Xie Shanlin took off his socks with a "whoosh", and counted tens of billions of dark coins from the stinky socks with a "click".
"Let's go, let's get together and use my Stygian to go in......"