NO: 105 Tian Tingting, who doesn't have a brain

Putting down the phone in her hand, Feng Yiwen calmed down, she felt that Lin Feng always had a lot of things to hide from him.

She didn't wait too long, Tian Tingting rushed over, wearing a close-fitting professional attire, which set off her figure.

Her skin is always perfect, she never has any wrinkles, and she never grows a little beanie.

Looking at her figure and face, Ma Yiwen felt a little ashamed of herself, but more jealous.

However, she still has to hold up her boss's wife's shelf, after all, he is married to Lin Fengming.

"Secretary Tian, I called you over, I don't mean anything else, I know that you have some unclear relationship with your President Lin, I don't want to ask about these, I don't want to know, I just want to know your boss now, where my husband is now!" Take me to him. Whatever he's doing right now, I need to see him right away, right away!

Tian Tingting was stunned for a moment, because the questions she received were more complicated, and emotional entanglements and the like were not parts that artificial intelligence was good at dealing with, and they required a lot of calculations, so Tian Tingting's central computer crashed all of a sudden.

However, she quickly made the optimal solution, this kind of thing is better explained by the boss himself, through the quantum satellite network, Lin Feng instantly received Tian Tingting's signal.

In an instant, countless thoughts turned in Lin Feng's heart: "What should I do?" Tell her that I have children with someone else now, and then tell her that I am just playing with them, I have no feelings, and it is purely a political need, because buddies want to unify the earth, so each country wants to get a girl, which causes me to be too busy, and I often can't find anyone, I'll go! Can you not be so shameless. ”

"It seems that the woman still has to be coaxed, she may be too lonely, or get a robot to accompany her! But what if there is smoke when you bang with her? ”

"Why don't you get a clone" Lin Feng thought about that picture and shook his head: "That picture is too beautiful, I don't dare to look at it!" ”

"It seems that I still have to tell her the truth, the women around me are robots, and that's a good reason."

…………

Feng Yiwen looked at Tian Tingting, who was stunned, so she stood up from the sofa, put her hand in front of her eyes and shook it.

"Secretary Tian."

"Secretary Tian."

Tian Tingting seemed to be stunned all of a sudden: "Oh, you're looking for me!" Madam. ”

Feng Yiwen said loudly: "Didn't you hear me talking to you!" ”

Tian Tingting spoke as calmly as usual: "I heard it, madam, I think you misunderstood something, I once stripped naked in front of him, and he didn't react." ”

Feng Yiwen was a little angry: "You seduced him?" ”

Tian Tingting shook her head: "No! Because I was born with no clothes on! And the boss was watching me be born at the time. ”

Hearing this, Feng Yiwen was stunned for a moment, this time it was her turn to have a bit of a crash, so she understood her words according to her own guess: Lin Feng is now 31 years old, how can Tian Tingting be 20 years old.

"You saw each other when you were kids?"

Tian Tingting nodded: "Yes, three years ago, when I was born, the boss was watching from the side. ”

"Don't tell me you're that big in three years."

"No, that's how old I was born."

Feng Yiwen felt a little angry: "Are you only three years old?" Can you grow this big in three years? ”

Tian Tingting saw Feng Yiwen staring at her chest, the proportions of that thing were a little exaggerated when it was made, she herself looked down, and then explained: "I was produced, or manufactured." ”

Feng Yiwen said with a playful face: "I know, your father met your mother and then made you." ”

"Actually, I'm a robot, and I'm made of it."

"Are you kidding?"

"Nope!"

Feng Yiwen looked around Tian Tingting for a circle, no matter how she looked, she didn't look like a robot, why are you teasing me: "How can you prove it?" ”

"Do you think that's okay?" After speaking, Tian Tingting took off her head with both hands.

Before Feng Yiwen could react at once, he saw Tian Tingting take off her head, hold it in her hand and put it on her chest, her mouth was still there talking, she felt stunned all of a sudden, her mouth was wide open, her eyes were wide open, and she felt like the world was spinning in an instant, and she fainted.

Tian Tingting hurriedly helped her and sent a message to Lin Feng: "Boss, I told her the truth, she fainted." ”

"How did you tell him?"

"She didn't believe I was a robot, I took my head off and showed her, I think she should believe it now, and before I could say anything else, she fainted."

Lin Feng: "Fake you!" Don't you have a brain? ”

"Boss, I don't have a biological structure like a brain in the first place."

Lin Feng: ".........".

At this time, Jiazi came to Lin Feng's side with the child in her arms. Seeing him frowning, he asked softly, "Lin Jun, has something happened?" ”

"I have to go back and take care of myself." After speaking, Lin Feng kissed the child and instructed him to the left and right: "Take good care of her." ”

Start the flying car, find a secluded place, and fly straight into the sky.

When Feng Yiwen opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was Lin Feng. "Husband, I'm so scared, Tian Tingting? ”

"It's an AI-based robot."

"What about you, husband?"

"Actually, I'm a robot too? Why don't I take my head off and prove it to you? ”

"Ahh

"Teasing you, fool!"

"Husband, you're dead, what the hell is going on!"

"There are some things you should know, but that's a long story."

"Well, you say, I listen, don't scare me, it's okay to scare me, don't scare our baby."

Lin Feng nodded, and weaved the language: "Once upon a time, there was an ancient civilization, and they lived a carefree life like us earthlings. ”

"Husband, are they aliens?"

Lin Feng nodded and said, "Yes, they are aliens. ”

Feng Yiwen let out an "oh".

Lin Feng continued, the voice was very similar to a famous announcer talking about the animal world: "Slowly the population is getting more and more, staying in a small planet, there will never be a way out, all kinds of social contradictions have sudden, and rebellions have come and gone.

Finally, one day, they discovered a habitable planet, and it took them 50 years to build a huge spaceship for immigrants, and so the interstellar age of civilization began.

A thousand years later, with the constant flow of immigrants and the birth of populations, the planet to which they immigrated was as overcrowded as their home planet. ”

At this time, Tian Tingting interjected: "Husband, don't aliens engage in family planning?" ”

Lin Feng: "......"