Chapter 23: Push-ups, push-ups, push-ups
When Kan Dang and Liu Ze appeared on the stadium, the classmates in the class all looked at the two of them gloatingly, especially at Liu Ze.
Before, Liu Ze actually received special care and was not used for training, but he could make these boys' jealous eyes red, like a rabbit.
"Hehe, look at your kid pretending to be sick, now he's been discovered."
"I'm sure the military training is not qualified, I will make up the military training tomorrow and let you pretend."
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Instructor Yuan Wu got a report from an informant, saying that there were two students in the class who actually went to the Internet café during training time, which was repaid, and a little number of people knew that it was Kan Kang, who had borrowed, and Liu Ze, who had been sick.
I trotted all the way to apartment 7, knocked on the door of room 607, and called the aunt of the apartment from behind, the two rooms were empty, where was there anyone, this time the blood was surging, the anger was not good, and the soldiers were all a little bloody.
was thinking about how to clean up these two little cubs who dared to offend his authority, when he saw the two of them returning to the training team, wearing civilian clothes, which was particularly eye-catching.
Squinting at the two of them, he sneered: "Kan Dare, you can really pull it to the Internet café with a soak of, and you, Liu Ze, you can't get up from this illness, and you can still run the Internet café to play." ”
He yelled after speaking.
"Both of you are not qualified, so wait for military training next year."
Pointing to the other colleges of the training class, he said sharply: "And you, who are giggling all day long, have all stood up for Lao Tzu, and have only walked for a while, the formation is loose, how can there be a soldier, and I am not afraid of the jokes of the female soldier team next door, you look at others, and then look at yourself, the mud is not on the wall." ”
Kan Dare and Liu Ze were standing, Liu Ze looked at Kan Dare very unpleasantly, it was all bewitched by this kid, and the military training would be over if he insisted on lying down for 2 days, this is good, but he really has to make up for military training.
As soon as I went out, I found out, this fucking is really a bit of a back.
At this time, the training team of female soldiers was not far away, and Liu Ze understood that someone in this female soldier class must have told him, so he glanced at the female soldier team very unpleasantly.
They were sitting cross-legged and resting, and the instructor was singing to them.
In this place where yin and yang are out of balance, the difference between men and women is really big.
I saw a girl covering the top of her head with the lyrics of a military song, this is really a minute and a second of sunscreen, this girl must be a stinky fart who loves beauty.
In the hot weather, Zhang Qi was so annoyed, the damn military training, so sunburned, it was all dark, and the printing paper in his hand unconsciously fanned the wind, but unfortunately, the fan was still hot air. With some excitement, he raised his eyes and glanced at Liu Ze, who was standing not far away, and his heart suddenly became much happier.
In this gap, Liu Ze recognized this girl, and probably guessed something in his heart, a few girls I saw on the street outside the West Gate just now, although they were all wearing camouflage uniforms, and the distance was not close, it was difficult to judge who it was.
"Maybe it's a little report from this stinky girl, it's really unlucky." Liu Ze said in his heart.
"Instructor, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was in the dormitory just now, but my mother suddenly called me, heard my voice was very haggard, and asked me if I was sick, how can I hide it from my mother since I was a child, this will not let her know that I am not feeling well, she was anxious when she heard it, and said that she would come to see me immediately, instructor, you said, how can I let her come, she is not in good health, blood pressure is still high, and there are heart problems, this long journey, what can be done, but no matter how I guarantee and persuade, She just wouldn't listen. In the end, I can only say, you don't believe it, I'll go to the Internet café to have a video with you, you should be relieved to see me, this is the Internet café that I went to in a hurry, I was in a hurry, and I almost forgot to wipe my ass. ”
Kan dared to stand aside, seeing that the situation was going to be bad, and after thinking for a while, he immediately shouted loudly.
This is reasonable, and he did go to the Internet café to make a video, but not with his mother, he said that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and at the end, there were tears rolling in his eyes.
Rolling his eyes, Liu Ze thought, "It's a waste for you not to be an actor." ”
Yuan Wu was confused at this time, looked at Kan Kang, looked at Liu Ze, and looked at what Kan Kang said, this expression of wanting to cry didn't seem to be lying at all.
"Liu Ze, this Kan dares to go to the video, why are you going to the Internet café? Don't tell me your mom wants to video with you too. Yuan Wu thought about it and asked.
"My mother doesn't know how to video, I went to the Internet café, mainly because Kan Dare, I was resting on the bed, I heard him scream in the bathroom, and I thought something was wrong, hurriedly, struggling to get up to see, it turned out that he was squatting on the toilet for too long, his leg cramped, he was in a hurry to go to the Internet café, I could only help him walk slowly."
Although Liu Ze didn't dare to make up lies quickly, he still had the ability to climb along the pole, and said unhurriedly, after listening to him, Kan Dare also breathed a sigh of relief.
"So you're still doing good deeds and learning thunderstorms?"
"It's right for teammates to help each other."
"So, you're all well and ready to go back to training?" As soon as these words changed, Liu Ze knew that it was going to be bad, but it was okay to pass the current hurdle first, and then come back for two days of training.
At that moment, Zhengse said: "It's almost good, but it's still a little weak, and the training must be fine." ”
Yuan Wu nodded, let's not say whether what the two said is true or false, someone reported that these two people went out clubbing, and it was very difficult for him to do it, if he really let the two of them make up for military training, it also means that he didn't do a good job as an instructor, but if he doesn't take some measures, what will the other students think in their hearts, they will definitely not be convinced, what kind of majesty does he have, who will still bird him in the future?
In this way, it is just right to get off the donkey downhill.
"Anyway, you have to report to me first, okay, I won't pursue this matter yet. You two, hurry back and change your clothes, return to the team within ten minutes, and start the timer. ”
After Yuan Wu finished speaking, he began to pinch the stopwatch, the army's time management has always been very strict, and those who do not meet the specified time for emergency assembly will be punished.
When Kan Dang and Liu Ze heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately rushed back to change their clothes, and the stadium was 500 meters away from apartment 7, so they rushed immediately.
Yuan Wu looked at Liu Ze's running posture, and thought to himself that this kid was pretending to be sick nine times out of ten, and his physical fitness was so good.
The two of them appeared in camouflage uniforms, neatly dressed, but they were sweating profusely, ticking down, Yuan Wu looked at his watch, pointed to the two and said: "It's only been 8 minutes and I'm back, just the running speed of the two of you, we are in the top ten." ”
"As the so-called capital crime can be avoided, living crimes cannot be escaped, you two go out privately, although out of filial piety, it is always wrong, punish you for standing in a military posture for 15 minutes, plus 100 push-ups."
"The other trainees rest in place, they should go to the toilet, and they should drink water." After Yuan Wu issued the order, the students in the class scattered in all directions.
Those who have fought in military posture know that it is not an easy task for the two rookie students, and Yuan Wu just stood behind and stared motionlessly.
The two of them were standing, facing the sun, with a seven-star ladybug crawling on their necks, and they didn't dare to reach out to scratch it, nor did they dare to take turns with their legs to rest.
The body was so tense, hot and tired, painful and itchy.
"Damn, I'll have to hack these two seven-star ladybugs to death in a while." Kan Dare gritted his teeth and persevered, cursing the two bugs in his heart to get out of here.
"Hold your head high, your chest high, your abdomen tucked, your hands naturally droop, close to the seam of your pants!" If there was a slight non-standard, Yuan Wu immediately corrected it.
Those who peed and drank water all came back, sitting cross-legged and watching the two of them stand in a military posture.
It's really a hate!
They all wanted to turn into seven-star ladybugs, and they also climbed up and took two bites.
Jealousy is not only reserved for women, but also for men.
"Shake what, clamp your legs." The two of them couldn't support it anymore, their legs were shaking badly, and Yuan Wu immediately hit them with a willow stick.
"Your mother gave birth to you with your uncle, you are special." Kan dared to curse in his heart.
"Two minutes to go!"
Liu Ze tried his best to breathe steadily, his endurance was very strong, he knew very well that only by being calm could he endure it longer, fortunately, there were only two minutes left.
"It's time!" Finally, when the time came, he was about to fall directly on the plastic runway, Yuan Wu shouted again, "100 push-ups are connected, hurry up." ”
Liu Ze, who has always had good endurance, wanted to scold.
I had no choice but to do it.
The two of them ran back just now, they didn't take off their clothes inside, they came directly with camouflage uniforms, and they just stood in a military posture for 15 minutes, and they were already sweating, and a lot of salt was lost, and their strength was greatly reduced.
As Liu Ze and the two trembled push-ups, they trembled and would lie on the ground at any time, Zhang Qi couldn't help but giggle, Liu Meng couldn't bear it, after all, it was two classmates in his class, and asked quietly: "Mengqi, why are you going to denounce the two of them, they have no enmity with you in recent days." ”
"I'm full of a sense of justice, can't I, how can these two guys comfortably get on the Internet in the Internet café while other students are training hard, chatting about the sky, I can't look at it." Zhang Qi said casually, she would not tell Liu Meng about the festival with Liu Ze.
If the exhausted Kan Dare knew that he was just a pond fish that was affected by Liu Ze, it was estimated that he would fall directly to the ground and spew out a large mouthful of blood.
"Okay, done! Students, applaud these two classmates, although they are punished, but you see that people stand in this military posture and do push-ups, that is a standard. Yuan Wu said sonorously.
"I'm grass-you-horse's standard." Kan Dare scolded in his heart.
"Homecoming!" The two of them returned to the team with a chilt, but fortunately, the morning training was over soon, and they could finally seize the lunch break to recover their strength.
The two helped each other to go to the cafeteria to eat, Kan Dare swiped the meal card first, and was about to put it away, Liu Ze grabbed it and said with a smile: "Today is because you have to go to the Internet café, it's so miserable, you should have a treat." ”
Kan dared to think to himself, but didn't he provoke it all by himself, but he just advised, "Eat less, just finished training, eating too much is easy to hurt your stomach." ”
"That meat, that meat, this meat, this meat, this meat, that meat, give me a portion." Slaughter just one word, if I don't kill you, my conscience is disturbed, and God will not tolerate it. Liu Ze thought hatefully while ordering the dishes.