"Look, there's a problem!" I asked him by pointing to the screen.

"Hmm!" Lao Wu nodded, "Something is coming back with you." That thing just came, and it looks like it's addicted to the living, and it hasn't ...... you yet."

I understood what he meant by this, and said to him, "Hurry up, help me make an appointment with the master." Or give me the phone and I'll tell him. ”

I can't wait, my own cousin was dirty, in case "that thing" had an accident with Liu Xin's ill intentions and caused her, I would definitely be beaten to death by my family.

Liu Xin is the daughter of my second aunt's family, and her family is in the suburbs, far from the city. At the beginning of April, she graduated from junior college and ran to my house without a free dormitory.

Liu Xin was looking for a job all April, and with only a college diploma, she ran into walls everywhere, and by May, she had not found a suitable company.

She was in a bad mood and said that she had studied in vain for three years. It just so happened that my former colleague Li Feng was looking for me that day, and Li Feng was able to speak, and I wanted him to enlighten Liu Xin.

We went to climb the mountain about one weekend, and that day, Li Feng fell off a cliff and died. Fortunately, Liu Xin is fine, otherwise I would definitely be beaten to pieces by my second aunt and uncle.

Then again, my puppy-shaped camera was placed in my bookcase to prevent thieves. "That thing" didn't know, just twisted the dog's nose and turned on the monitor.

My phone lock screen, waiting for Lao Wu's mobile phone number. He looked for his phone, his finger resting on the screen: "Found it." Wait, I'll help you ask! ”

The phone went through, and on the other end of the phone was a man with a slight accent. Lao Wu got to the point after a few words of greeting with him.

This master and I had a relationship, Lao Wu mentioned me, he said remember, is it the last time he was entrusted by someone to catch ghosts, the glasses brother who had dinner together.

Lao Wu said that it was him, and his cousin was followed by "things" when he came back from the cemetery. Lao Wu was tongue-in-cheek, and told the master about me.

Lao Wu's mobile phone is hands-free, and I can hear it clearly next to me. The master laughed twice and asked if we were peeing next to someone's tombstone. The ashes are buried under the tombstone, and the living pee next to the tombstone, which is equivalent to the living people, you squat on someone's neck.

This is a great insult, a great disrespect!

You think, if you get dirty in the door of someone's house and neck, you can't bear it, of course you have to come out to make trouble for you!

Lao Wu held up his mobile phone and looked at me, I shook my head: absolutely not!

Liu Xin and I stayed in front of Li Feng's monument for a total of ten minutes, and we never did this. Lao Wu used the two of us as a microphone, which was too troublesome, so he raised his hand and threw the phone to me, so that I could tell the master myself.

"Master, my cousin and I went just to sweep the grave and celebrate the birthday of our deceased friend. We didn't do the disrespectful things you said! I said.

"Oh! It's not the best, brother, don't worry, ghosts are good and bad, some ghosts come back with the living, not trying to harm people. Many times, it is the ghost who has an unfinished wish and wants to borrow the body of a living person to finish it. The master said.

I asked him, the dirty thing followed Liu Xin, not me, what was going on? Just because she's a girl, doesn't she have enough yang energy for me?

The master said that it was very likely that women were more likely to provoke ghosts than men. However, he still said the same sentence, and analyzed the specific problems on a case-by-case basis. It's best to ask the ghost directly what the purpose of coming to my house is.

When he said that, my head was big. I asked him what I should do. Growing up, I've never dealt with ghosts. The master said, so it's up to him to exorcise the ghosts. Brother, you remember, ghosts are good and bad. Good ghosts and evil ghosts are not the same way to exorcise them.

Good ghost, you have to ask it what its last wish is, and we can help it as much as we can. Evil ghosts, who want to harm people's lives, come to your house to play for a few days, and after a few days the addiction of the living, the next day it will let you die instead. This evil spirit strikes directly with thunder and sends it to hell!

I listened and nodded repeatedly, and what the master said was exactly what I thought. Whatever it is, just send it away!

I know that this master is all over the world catching ghosts, and now I don't know where he is. I asked him how many days he would arrive, and it was best to get there as soon as possible......

The master on the other end of the phone hehey Yile said, brother, I will be at your house early tomorrow morning for my high-speed train tonight!

Wow, I'm happy about this. This master is too reliable, he is just timely rain. I was about to ask him about the fee, but Lao Wu rolled his eyes and took the phone back from my hand.

"Hahaha, Lao Guo. Are you in less business catching ghosts now? My colleague is a ghost, this little, you are so concerned? To be honest, do you want to take the opportunity to come to my side again and enjoy the delicious food in the world......" Lao Wu chatted nonsense with Master Guo.

The delicacy in the world that Lao Wu said is the mass selling street in the east of our urban area near the suburbs. Every night, the lights are bright and the wine is green, and the paper is drunk. On both sides of the 200-meter-long street, there are countless mass sellers one by one.

In order to attract business, the princesses and little sisters recruited by each family are almost all in their early nineteens and twenties, and they are tender girls who can pinch out the water.

I don't know how Lao Wu and Master Guo met, but I know that in the past, as long as Master Guo came, Lao Wu would definitely take him there!

"Cut, it's not. Shall I go and get down to business! Master Guo retorted to him.

The phone was turned on hands-free, and I continued to listen.

"Seriously, my colleague Tian Qiang's?" Lao Wu didn't believe it.

"No, I'm just helping out with your colleague. I'm here to catch a ghost, I'll the when I'm one, I want to nail the girl to a tree and break the corpse into pieces, and then peel the skin and cramp and then put the garbage to death! ”

"Huh?" Lao Wu and I opened our mouths wide at the same time. Master Guo, who was still laughing and joking just now, suddenly changed his tone, gritted his teeth and burst out a string of cruel words.

"Let me ask you, was there a car accident on your winding mountain road yesterday?" Master Guo asked.

The car accident on the winding mountain road was the one that blocked Liu Xin and me until 10 o'clock in the evening yesterday. The crane that rushed out of the tunnel was unhooked from the wall, wiping out the left side of the passenger car that was driving normally in the opposite direction.

News this morning confirmed that a total of 14 people were killed and nine injured in the mega car crash yesterday. Among the dead passengers, six had their heads wiped out by the crane's iron arm......

Not to mention me and Lao Wu in such a big accident, the circle of friends in the nearby ten miles and eight towns has exploded.

Lao Wu held his mobile phone and asked, "What does the traffic accident have to do with you catching ghosts?" Hurry up and say, don't ink! ”

Lao Wu is an anxious child, and he can't wait for others to grind.

"This ghost, I've been staring at him for half a year. Every time the fuck catches it, it breaks free and runs! Master Guo said fiercely.

"Damn, this ghost is very fierce, it is not easy to run away in your hands!" Lao Wu inadvertently praised the ghost, and I heard Master Guo gritting his teeth and snorting from his mobile phone.

"Old Wu, you don't praise it less. Believe it or not, one day you die, you can't get any of the things that your family and I have burned for you, and this beast of the underworld will snatch all your things! ”

"I'm bored waiting at the station, nagging with you. This bastard was taken over by me half a year ago when I received a request for help from a farmer's eldest brother...... "Master Guo began to tell us the story of this beast and ghost that made him extremely hot.

At this time, there was some time before I went to work in the afternoon, so I opened the door and asked the waiter for a pot of tea, which I put on the table and listened to and drank. Lao Wu also urged Master Guo to hurry up and say that he loved to listen to the stories of catching ghosts.

Master Guo opened the conversation on the other end of the phone: "The night half a year ago, it was about two o'clock in the morning. I drew dozens of ghost charms, cleaned up the table, and was about to go to sleep, when the phone rang suddenly. ”

"I called my office in the middle of the night, and nine times out of ten it had something to do with ghosts. I picked it up and reported to my house, and there was a man on the other end of the phone, and he cried and asked me to help him as soon as he came up. I asked him what was going on, and I said slowly. ”

The man said that he was a farmer, a farmer whose family lived on one-third of an acre. His seventy-year-old father died a week ago, and he was the only son in the family to handle his father's funeral. On the first seven days, with the financial support of the villagers, he bought paper money, cakes and fruits, and burned down the car house with white paper. ”

"This man's mother died early, and the old man didn't have a wife for 20 years in the second half of his life. In order to let his father live well in the underworld, he went to borrow money from the village chief, and asked Mr. Tie Paper to tie a white paper beauty for his father, draw facial features, and write a name on the paper clothes, called Xiaocui. He hoped that Xiao Cui would be able to serve his father well when he got there. The paper figure tied up and burned it down. ”

"The man thought that after the first seven fathers, he would be buried in the ground. Only a few days later, that night my father cried and gave him a dream. The old man squatted on the ground and cried and said, "Son, your father and I are miserable, I don't enjoy happiness in life, and I will be bullied when I die." The house you burned for your dad and the car was smashed. Whining...... My little Cui, Xiao Cui was also taken away by a demon in a sack......"