When Dunzi heard this, he no longer complained, and sat up and shouted, "Damn! It's Sun Xiaomei, she must be in danger in the apse, we have to hurry up to save her! With that, Dunzi got up and limped to the apse.

As soon as I saw that the changes in this tomb were unknown, and if I let him stir up like this, it would be okay, and I immediately yelled at him: "Don't mess around!" You...... Look at the appearance of your turtle son, as soon as you hear Sun Xiaomei's movements, you will have a fucking thief in your eyes, it's really fucking useless! You can't see the form of the tomb now! If you really fucking want to save Sun Xiaomei, first save your life in this middle hall! ”

Dunzi didn't listen to persuasion at all, and pointed at me while walking angrily and shouted: "Zhao Erdou, don't fucking stand there and fart without back pain." It's not your daughter-in-law who is in trouble in the apse! If it's now, it's Yun Jingjing in the apse, and you're faster than Lao Tzu! ”

"Fuck your uncle! It's your grandson who doesn't listen to persuasion, what's wrong with the other people's Yun girl! ”

Dunzi was already angry, but when he heard me say this, he was even more energetic. Holding his old waist and dragging his stump legs, he took two steps forward and returned to me: "Don't fucking quibble, you think I can't see it!" The cloud crystal flickered in front of your eyes, aren't your eyes straight? It's really fucking, there's no brother in front of the girl! Yes...... Zhao Erdou! ”

I saw that the more Dunzi spoke, the more he spoke, the more he slapped his thigh, and shouted at him with great anger: "Enough! Can you take a good look with your melon head! What has become of this tomb now! ”。

After speaking, I took a look at Yun Jingjing by the way, her face turned blue, and it is estimated that she can't hold back on her face, and if she goes on like this, she has to afford infighting.

I thought that when Dunzi saw that I was on fire, he would stop a little. Unexpectedly, this grandson shook his head, waved his hand and replied to me: "I don't care what it has become, if anyone stops me to save Sun Xiaomei today, I will be in a hurry!" ”

"Let go of your mother's stinky fart, three disciplines and eight attentions, and all actions are under command! Dunzi, you fucking listen to Lao Tzu. Now, I'm the commander-in-chief of the ghost hunting team, if you dare to complain, I'll kill you! ”

When Dunzi saw that I was really hairy this time, he actually moved the real thing. I stood there angrily, looking at me without talking.

As soon as I turned my head, my seven-foot-tall man sat down on the ground and began to wipe away his tears. I saw this scene, and my heart was also full of pantothenic acid.

Yun Jingjing was on the side, and she couldn't stand it anymore, so she took out an embroidered handkerchief in her bag and handed it to Dunzi. He looked up at me and said, "Okay! What time is it, you two are still arguing, you are both brothers in the same trench! What can't you say! ”

Alas......

I sighed, to be honest, I was still a little sure about breaking this mechanism. Now that I have been stirred up like this, I am also discouraged.

Looking at the current state of Dunzi, if you are in a hurry to break the mechanism now, it is no different from going to death. In order to reassure him, I had to sit on the floor and talk to them about what I had just thought.

This tomb, built around the mountain and the ascites, was in too much of a hurry when I came in, and I didn't have time to think about it at all. Looking at the situation here now, it just happens to be in response to the record of the Holy Sepulchre in the "Qimen Dividing Gold and Shaking the Dragon Jue" written by my ancestors.

The current tomb scene is the four beasts town hall standing in all directions, and the five stars are gathered in the array. Yin and Yang, the five elements and the four elephants, looking for the dragon to protect themselves.

Yun Jingjing didn't understand, and asked me what to do? I pointed to the burial chamber and gestured back to her: "Look, what are the four pillars raised in the burial chamber?" ”

Yun Jingjing got up and looked, and the one carved on the left was a coiled cloud dragon, black and blue, with teeth and claws, swimming in the clouds, lifelike.

The carved on the right is a beluga whale tiger jumping on a stone stream, descending the mountain, unstoppable.

The front is engraved with a colorful phoenix, spreading its wings and wings, dancing, leisurely.

And the pillar beside them is carved with a giant turtle, with a blue and gray body, swimming in the water, and the atmosphere is compelling.

Seeing that Yun Jingjing was having a good time, Dunzi adjusted his mood, wiped his tears, and got up to take a look. After reading it, he bared his teeth at me and said to me with excitement on his face: "I know what this is!" The legendary Four Divine Beasts! Green Dragon, White Tiger, Vermilion Bird, Xuanwu! This little problem is hard to stop Dunye! ”

After I heard him, I had the heart to jump into the river, and I bowed my head and scolded: "This fucking heartless goods, who let you recognize animals!" ”

After reading it, Yun Jingjing paced back and forth with deep meaning, and muttered: "The Four Beasts Town Hall stands in all directions, and judging from their distribution, it happens to be the four directions of the middle hall. The left Qinglong is the east, the right white tiger is the west, the former Vermilion Bird is the south, and the rear Xuanwu is the north, which can let us distinguish the direction, what does it mean that the five stars gather in the array? ”

Seeing Yun Jingjing asking, I stopped going around the bend and explained to them: "The Five Stars Gather in the Formation in Tibet, which refers to the five stars, which are the Green Dragon Star, the White Tiger Star, the Vermilion Bird Star, and the Xuanwu Star. ”

After speaking, I saw Yun Jingjing nodding, I should have understood what I just said, so I continued: "The five stars are homophonic and the five elements, each star contains a five-element attribute, simply put, it is East Wood, West Gold, South Fire, North Water, and Middle Loess. You are looking at the placement of the floor tiles in this burial chamber, and what it constitutes is a picture of the river. This diagram is also regular, and it cannot be walked around. If you step on it wrong, the tomb mechanism will be triggered, and at that point, we will die without a place to bury! ”

Dunzi was stupid, I said a lot there, and he didn't understand, so he sweated in a hurry, waved his hand and said: "I said Commander Zhao, don't break the call, I don't understand what you say, you tell me now, how can I break this ghost formation." My daughter-in-law is still in that apse and her life and death are uncertain, so it's important to save her life!"

As soon as I heard it, my mood is much more stable now. Instead of putting this aside and the two of them to work hard, it is better to break the formation now.

Thinking of this, I immediately got up and said to Dunzi, "Okay! But I have one condition, which has already been said, and I repeat it! Yun Jingjing is not a person on our team, I can't control her! I'll tell you, if Lao Tzu takes you out of this tomb today, you won't talk to Lao Tzu in the future, you have to listen to Lao Tzu for everything! ”

Dunzi pursed his lips, a little reluctant. casually wiped the dust on his hands and replied, "Okay! Erdou, you want me to set up a wine and worship the pier, recognize the eldest brother! Cheng, this time's deflated, Dun Ye suffered! For the sake of my family's Sun Xiaomei, in the future, I will be the only one, and only Commander Zhao will look forward, and there will be no two hearts! I also asked Commander Zhao to release his suspicions and accept a small bow. After Dunzi finished speaking, he still pretended, patted the sleeves on both sides, and made a big kneeling posture.

I crossed my hands on my hips, straightened my stomach, and was quite proud, and waved back to the pier: "Well, okay!" It's all my own brothers, it's easy to say! Seeing that you are so sincere, you will give Commander Zhao to me in the future and be an adjutant! From now on, you will be the deputy commander of the ghost hunting team. Alright, let's get flat! ”

Yun Jingjing watched the funny scene of the two of us from the side, her face turned green, she stepped forward and dragged the pier to the ground, pointed at my nose, and scolded angrily: "I said that you two old men are playing at this house!" This is all blocked, whether it can be pulled or not! ”

Her words completely shocked me, completely subverted my perception of her, and completely destroyed her good impression in my heart!

I pointed my finger at her and trembled for a long time before I said, "You...... You said that you are a girl, why do you speak so rudely! ”

Yun Jingjing was also choked with anger, panting and squinting, and looked at me for a long time before replying: "In the face of you two cowards, what do you want me to do!" ”

"Hehehe......"

"What are you laughing at?"

Dunzi listened to me ask him, and behind Yun Jingjing, a head poked out. He first looked at me, then at Yun Jingjing, and said to me quietly: "Alas! I said Erdou, you two, don't patronize this bickering. You see I'm kowtowing here, and the commander is also calling, let's stop talking nonsense, you say! What's the matter! ”

"What's the matter? Hmph, good men don't fight women! ”

I muttered a glance at Yun Jingjing, then turned around and carefully observed the situation in the nave of the tomb, and then said to the pier: "This river array, the biggest mystery is Yang and Twenty-Five, Yin Three-Zero, Yin Right Yang and Left Five-Five!" You go according to what I say first, and we will meet in the apse! ”

The pier cushioned his feet, not to the left, not to the right, but to turn in a circle, and slapped his head at me and replied: "Oh, my maternal uncle!" What kind of mantra are you reciting, I don't understand, just tell me bluntly, where to go first, how to go! ”

Yun Jingjing patted Dunzi on the shoulder, glanced at me and said to him: "Hmph, listen to him, you have to wait two miles away first, what he just said is just the principle of the river map operation, and he didn't say anything about it at all!" ”

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly gave Yun Jingjing a thumbs up, and quickly patted my ass and said, "High!" It's really high! It is worthy of being a high intellectual who has drunk foreign ink! I think you'll be the chief staff officer of my ghost-hunting squad in the future! This corner Jedi is for you! ”

When Dunzi saw that I ignored his stubble, he was not happy at that time, and shouted at me on the side: "Eh, Mom! I really can't listen to it here, I said Brother Dou, Master Dou, Uncle Dou, I beg you, let's stop flirting here, okay? If you go down like this, my daughter-in-law, you won't even have any bones left after being eaten by zongzi. What the hell is going on, you draw a way! Okay, you also let me hear about it, my daughter-in-law who has never been on the kang yet, what will she wish on her deathbed! ”