Chapter 551: Stealing Master Ifusen Six, Tree Elf
“...... What happens to the students after graduation?"
"To become a clergyman of the Cult, of course. ”
"Direct package assignment? No exams or anything like that?"
Jim replied, "Graduation goes straight to the clergy." But then there will also be an assessment to arrange where everyone will go to educate the people. ”
"Very good!" Jiao Ming was overjoyed. "How about taking this assessment as the object and doing a mock test?"
The three teenagers looked at each other, Jim frowned and was silent, but Bai Yang was a supplementary reminder. "This exam is just a formality, and the location of the elite area has already been decided. For decades, our graduates have traveled to remote locations. I'm afraid no one will be interested in this mock test. ”
"The same goes for those high-born students?"
"After all, it's a side child. It's just a matter of competing with us. Bai Yang pursed his lips and said disdainfully.
Jim stopped his companion's complaint with a small gesture and said, "Maybe not." Among the many rumors of the abolition of the academy, the poor performance of this assessment about the allocation is also one of the reasons. It's not always that the school is willing to make some changes, so it's worth a try. ”
The plan was set, but there were difficulties in the way the proposal was made.
The most convenient thing is naturally that Jiao Ming made a statement to the old principal as a teacher. But language is a barrier, and personality is an obstacle. How could a silent ascetic monk suddenly have his IQ increase several times? If he is foolish, he will not be able to fool around, and will only lead people to suspect that pretending to be stupid has another purpose.
The second was the face-to-face advice of the three teenagers. Not to mention the problem of hating among classmates, these three little guys are all soul fragment implants, it's not good to be low-key, if you shake around in front of the strong, if you are seen to have a problem, the crazy personality will make a fuss.
Then only the more unreliable anonymous letter remains.
Dieda immediately began to prepare the draft, and the other four added details. During the discussion, Jiao Ming had a new idea. If this mock exam is carried out as scheduled, how can there be fewer guys who come over to smash the field. It will be publicized and bring in good deeds.
In this way, early the next morning, an anonymous letter in the student's voice was placed on the desk of the old principal. The recommendations are so detailed that the whole plan seems to be within reach. After lunch, the old principal called a meeting of thirteen teachers in the school to discuss the matter. At the meeting, Jiao Ming was like a clay tire statue, without saying a word, as if he was fine. As for the writer of the anonymous letter, Dieda has excellent psychological quality, and he doesn't blink his eyelids.
After the meeting ended, Jiao Ming asked for the details of Dieda, but only got the answer of 'postpone the discussion'.
Jiao Ming raised his eyebrows, thinking that it would go very well. Recalling the proceedings of the meeting, he asked, "What is the main objection of those teachers?"
"I think that's cheating. ”
Jiao Ming rolled his eyes and secretly scolded pedantic, but at the same time he also felt that this matter would inevitably come to pass. After all, this is nothing compared to going through the back door of the relationship, and a few opponents should be easily convinced.
As expected, the mock exam was passed at the lunch break the next day, and the date was set for three days later. Jiao Ming waited again on the first floor of the library that night to flip through the books until about nine o'clock, but did not see the old principal come to talk to the old woman, because he was not sure whether the old woman would move the nest after three days. However, after this empty consumption, Dieda made some discoveries, and found a book mentioning the hunger epidemic in the historical classification. Unfortunately, it is only a matter of saying that the hunger epidemic was extinct in this vast land shortly after the establishment of the Ifusen theocracy.
In the next two days, there were gradually rumors of mock exams among the students. But as Bai Yang said, everyone has a feeling that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, lacks interest, and has no motivation at all. And Jiao Ming also timely instructed the three teenagers to release more confusing rumors to some cousins' students in other academies, such as the school to open the joints, turn over and fight.
As for whether it can work, it purely depends on the destiny of heaven, after all, life is not familiar, and too much force will increase variables.
In this way, the mock assessment began, which was divided into two parts: a written test and an interview. There are more than 80 students who are about to graduate, and they are arranged in two groups in the morning and afternoon. Afternoon written test for the morning interview and vice versa.
The written part is not nonsense, just going through the motions. The focus is on the interview part. According to the suggestions in the plan, several Bahuan and the old principal changed into formal priest clothes, took out the most serious and indifferent expressions, and asked questions about the graduating students.
This may seem childish at first glance, but it's not without cause. The anonymous letter said that the biggest purpose of this mock test is to dispel the tension and play at the usual level, after all, the knowledge and ring numbers are there, and no matter how much you simulate, it is useless. It is the main process that lies in the most stressful part of the interview. In order to enhance the effect, the rest of the students watched from the corner and saw the performance of others as a reflection of themselves.
However, everyone looked up and didn't look down, and under the familiarity of each other, the sense of oppression was not strong. But the role of 'vaccination' must also be there.
Among the students who watched and waited, a small number of students who had not given up hope were serious, and most of them did not care in their hearts, but they were able to maintain a respectful attitude on the surface. There are only a very small number of students who laugh and laugh, relying on the power of the family, and don't pay attention to a few old things that have been half-cut into the coffin.
Jiao Ming thought that he could escape and squatted in the library. However, due to the facial paralysis character, it was enough to bluff people, but it was arranged in the front position: next to the old principal. This has to be said to be self-defeating. However, Jiao Ming was not very worried, judging from the expressions of those few giggling students waiting to see a good show, the people who were looking for trouble should already be on the way.
Sure enough, as lunch approached, a large group of people noisily broke into the campus gates. The old principal glanced through the window and sighed softly, so slight that only Jiao Ming, who was sitting next to him, could hear it.
Jiao Ming pursed his lips, and suddenly felt that his conscience hurt a little for such a persistent old man. But quickly put that thought behind him, looked around, and was ready to flash at any moment.
The uninvited guest has already entered the door, and this mock test naturally cannot be carried out. The old principal waved his hand and led more than a dozen teachers out of the teaching building. When the two sides met, it was naturally a subtle and subtle exchange of words and criticism, after all, everyone is a decent person.
It's a pity that Jiao Ming seems to be a scumbag watching a foreign language TV series without subtitles, and he can't understand what everyone is saying at all, let alone understand the essence of it. Judging only from the expressions of both sides, the old headmaster seemed to have a slight upper hand.
The other is strength. The people who came were mainly middle-aged and elderly, and there were twelve people, not counting the servants. I only feel that judging from the judgment, the leader and the person in the corner seem to be a nine-ring, and the rest are all eight-rings. But after all, you can't directly use magic to tempt, and everyone is mixed together, and there must be discrepancies and exits.
And with the old principal's words, the other party suddenly blushed, and under the old principal's invitation, he walked into the teaching building angrily. The group came directly to the classroom where the mock interview was being conducted, and then the person who took the lead in finding fault sat in Jiao Ming's position just now. The old principal greeted him, and the mock interview continued.
Jiao Ming was dumbfounded, and secretly sighed that the old principal was old and refined, and he used the law with one move. Immediately afterwards, he frowned, did the old principal's hand play on the spot or was it premeditated? If it was the latter, the success rate of the infiltration plan would probably have to be discounted.
The next mock interview undoubtedly went into hell mode, but after a few unlucky people passed, it was the turn of those students who were giggling and waiting to see a good show. The other students were only about five minutes, and even if they experienced it, these few were tormented by turning over and over for more than ten minutes. The high-ring magician who came to find fault has an identity, how can he care about the collateral children of these small families, and naturally vent his dissatisfaction without discrimination.
From being named to sitting back in place, the expressions of these people changed wonderfully, and Jiao Ming couldn't maintain facial paralysis even if he pinched his thigh.
After a few two or five boys, probably for fear of accidental injury, the old principal made a tired state and stopped the mock interview in the name of resting. The students dispersed, and the two sides continued to exchange words as they came to the conference room. Only outside the door, Jiao Ming saw that the old woman guarding the second floor of the library was already sitting in the conference room, and he breathed a sigh of relief at the moment, and his eyes signaled Butterfly to slip away.
The master and servant first dressed up in the toilet and changed their faces into two students. Although it is the master of Ben Sanzhang, the fine skin and tender meat base are good, and there is no big problem from a distance. In addition, the winter clothes are thick, and the student pastor's robe is not conspicuous on the outside, and if you encounter problems, you can restore it to its original state by stripping and washing your face.
Then mingle with the students who wander around without classes and go straight to the library. Wandering around the first floor for half a circle, while others were not paying attention, he flashed to the second floor.
With a nervous mood, Jiao Ming looked around. This floor is divided into left and right sides, one side is full of bookshelves like the downstairs, and the other side, which sensed the fluctuations of the special space, is a cubicle, and an alloy iron door with a metallic sheen is closed.
Jiao Ming communicated with the qi system of magic mediums, and did not find a spatial imprint, confirming that this was just an ordinary iron door. Reaching out and holding the doorknob and pushing and pulling, to no avail. After a little hesitation, he drank the stimulant magic addiction potion, and teleported into the room with a space in his arms.
The teleportation was successful, and Jiao Ming originally planned to smooth out the spatial shock in time and strive not to attract attention. But the things in the room were so unexpected that not only did Jiao Ming forget to smooth out the space, but even the communication of the qi magic medium almost got out of control.
On the wall is actually something like an LCD wall-mounted TV, with a boxy frame, and two blurred figures reflected on the dark screen in the middle. As for the special spatial fluctuations, it's right behind the screen. Jiao Ming consciously guessed that it was probably an interface such as a power supply or even a network cable, which was connected to a distant place where he didn't know where.
"Your Excellency, are you alright? Dieda saw that Jiao Ming's expression was wrong, and asked with concern.
Jiao Ming just wanted to shake his head, but what seemed to be a wall-mounted TV lit up by itself, and a towering tree on the screen was lush and green. Immediately afterwards, a slender figure flew out from the root of the tree, from the distant view of the screen to the front of the view, quickly zoomed in to occupy the entire screen and showed a smile, his lips moved slightly, and he spoke.
This time, it was Dieda's turn to take half a step back in shock, if it weren't for Jiao Ming's pull, he almost fell to the ground.
"What did she say?" asked Jiao Ming. There is no doubt that this thing must not be made by the Ifusen theocracy, so the biggest object of suspicion is naturally the mastermind behind the production of the germ ball and the deathwing bird.
Butterfly replied tremblingly, "She...... She said welcome, the tree elf Eleanor was willing to serve us. ”
In two sentences, the slender figure on the screen is already the level of a big head sticker, the details are extremely real, and the pores on the face are clearly visible, as if there is really a person standing behind the screen, which is not at all comparable to the 3D character model of the earth. Hearing the conversation between the master and servant, the humanoid creature who called himself Eleanor, the tree elf, showed a puzzled expression, spoke again, and said something slowly.
Jiao Ming noticed that the pointed ears of this humanoid creature seemed to be really a legendary elf. "What did she say?"
"Unknown language detected, comparing ...... with database"
Butterfly was only halfway through the voice, and the tree elf Eleanor continued in the crocodile dialect. "Confirm language sample No. 3547 and complete loading. Hello two, may I ask what Eleanor the Tree Spirit can do for you?"
The voice was light and peaceful, with three points of respect, but Jiao Ming only felt cold sweat. When the other party's expression became confused and revealed urging, Jiao Ming had a whim and asked in Chinese: "Hello from Malegobi, are you an artificial intelligence or something else?"
"Unknown language detected, comparing with the database......" Eleanor, the tree elf on the screen, continued to repeat in the crocodile collar dialect, and then said slowly: "The comparison failed, the database does not have this language." If you can, how about you communicate with me in language 3547?"
With a feeling of rejoicing, Jiao Ming repeated the question.
"If you have to choose one or the other, AI is closer. ”
"So what do you do?"
"Tell the knowledge. ”
Jiao Ming nodded, but shook his head again. It makes sense that this kind of auxiliary learning function appears in the academy, but on the whole, it is full of weirdness.
"Can it be retrieved?"
"Absolutely. ”
After thinking for a moment, Jiao Ming said, "Retrieval, qi magic." ”
"Sorry, you don't have enough permissions to access the search results. ”
I said, Jiao Ming scolded in his heart, and it was really this urine. "How do I get permissions?"
"Please complete the new user registration and check the number of magic rings in the instrument at the bottom right. Eleanor, the tree elf, also gestured intimately to the bottom right off-screen.
Hearing 'new user registration', Jiao Ming almost scolded. Then I looked at the bottom right of the empty screen and guessed if something was lost, or if it would pop up from behind the wall after registration.
"Are you a man or a woman?"
"From a human perspective, I'm a woman. ”
"How much content can non-registered users view?"
"In language number 3547, it's about 80,000 words. Fifteen thousand of them are user agreements. ”
Jiao Ming pursed his lips and continued to ask: "Can advanced users inquire about the registration information and registration location of low-level users?" ”