I have known it for a long time..... The monk is a fake monk......

Listening to the words of the Great Sage, Zen Master Wuchao felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

You know that the monk is a fake monk, and you still guarantee that he will go to the west to learn scriptures, do you think that you died fast enough, or do you think that the time of 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain is a bit short?

Just when Zen Master Wuchao was in a daze, the second senior brother also spoke.

"Ever since the moment Master helped Lao Zhu get what I wanted, Lao Zhu knew it..... No matter whether the master becomes a Buddha or a demon, the old pig will follow him in this life. ”

Wuchao Zen Master: "......."

Help you get what you want?

What are the wishes of the second senior brother?

Zen Master Wuchao thought about it, and the second senior brother's wishes seemed to be really many.

As a pig, the second senior brother is greedy.

As a pig who was beaten down to the mortal world and mistakenly cast into a pig's womb, the second senior brother is lustful.

Wait...... Wait!

Chang'e?

If there is any wish that can make the second senior brother die for Tang San, I'm afraid, it must be Chang'e, right?

Looking at the unbelievable expression on the face of Zen Master Wuchao, the second senior brother pursed his lips, rare and strange.

"Okay, let's make your death a little clearer."

Tang Sanfu sat on the ground in an ambiguous posture holding the thigh of Wuchao Zen Master, "I'm sorry to tell you that the poor monk is not a traverser, but the reincarnation of the golden cicada you know." ”

"Impossible!"

As soon as Tang Sanfu's words fell, Zen Master Wuchao shouted angrily, "Tang Seng in Journey to the West can't be like you.

I see, you're not crossing over, you're being reborn. ”

Tang San's funeral: "......"

Forget it, I can't tell, you're still dead for nowhere.

"No, don't," Zen Master Wu Chao said with a panicked expression on his face, "Let's let me die clearly." ”

"I wonder why the poor monk is like this?"

Zen Master Wuchao nodded again and again.

Tang Sanfu smiled mysteriously, "That's because ..... You haven't met a poor monk who doesn't rely on ...... Meet a Master who is respectful, great, selfless, and regards his disciples as his own. ”

After speaking, Tang Sanfu glanced at the Great Sage, and the Great Sage turned the golden hoop stick into a pig-killing knife.

The knife fell in his hand, and the head of Wuchao Zen Master fell to the ground, and his eyes widened and he was silent.

Until he died, he didn't understand what Tang San's funeral words meant.

Master?

Isn't his master the Buddha?

Could it be that Rulai knew the identity of his traverser and wanted to borrow Tang San's hand to get rid of the hidden danger of staying in Buddhism?

It's just that...... This doubt is destined to not be answered.

"Your apprentice Sun Wukong killed a Da Luo Dao Fruit Golden Crow, dropped the pseudo-god-level exercise "Da Ri Rulai True Scripture", dropped the thirty-six changes of Tiangang, dropped the Immortal Flying Knife, and picked up the binding.

Your apprentice gains experience + 99999999. ”

"Your apprentice Sun Wukong's level has skyrocketed."

Tang San's burial: "......." dropped so many things, none of them were for me?

After a long time of secretly sad heart, Tang Sanfu got up from the ground.

Cleaning up his mood and looking at the demon body of Wuchao Zen Master turning into a huge firebird, the corners of Tang San's mouth hooked up a cheap smile.

"Let you die? If you want to harm the poor monk, why did the poor monk let you die and be a ghost? ”

Besides, you don't have a chance to be a ghost!

At the same time, looking at the huge demon body, Tang Sanfu also secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

OK! OK.

Although it is called the Golden Crow, at least it does not look like a crow.

Think about it, if the golden crow is a crow with fire all over his body, he really can't swallow it.

Now it seems that although there is a black character in the name of this golden crow, it has nothing to do with the crow, and it does not have the appearance of a crow, but except for the three legs, which are a little unsightly, the overall image is quite pleasing to the eye.

At least, Tang Sanfu won't feel like he should eat it.

After determining that the golden crow could be eaten, Tang San, who was ready to show his hand to the apprentices, was buried in person..... commanded the second senior brother to boil a pot of boiling water.

watched the second senior brother throw the golden crow into the cauldron and scald it and pluck it.

personally instructed the second senior brother to bleed, peel the skin, and clean the internal organs.

After doing this, Tang San Fu asked the second senior brother to step aside, and after demonstrating it himself, the Great Sage took a boning knife and began to cut the golden black meat into slices.

When the whole golden crow was cut into slices of meat as thin as cicada wings, Tang Sanfu asked the second senior brother to carry the cauldron and re-make a pot of water and burn it on the fire.

All the bones of the golden crow were broken and thrown into the pot, and they were boiled for three hours on a fire made of hibiscus wood.

Three hours later, smelling the rich aroma of the big bone broth in the pot, the second senior brother couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

On the other side, Tang Sanfu set out a table, which was full of cucumber strips, cabbage, oil and wheat vegetables, winter bamboo shoots, potatoes and winter melon slices, and fish tofu and tofu skin were used as shabu-shabu.

After pouring half of the prepared dipping sauce on Fluttershy in front of no one and shrinking the cauldron into a hot pot, the thick-skinned second brother put the hot pot on the hot pot table, and the three of them gathered around the table to eat the golden black meat hot pot.

The golden crow is really not small, and the meat that comes out of the slice is four or five hundred catties.

The three masters and apprentices and the white dragon horse ate for more than two hours, and later, at the beginning, the white dragon sister, who was full of disgust for this very flavorful way of eating, couldn't help but jump out and join the ranks of eating hot pot.

Two and a half hours later, Tang Sanfu covered his swollen stomach and lay on the ground very unimaged.

He didn't think the ground was dirty, anyway, the brocade robe was not stained with dust.

"Ah, the golden black meat is so delicious, better than phoenix meat, better than unicorn meat. Bilong ......"

Seeing Sister Bailong's unkind gaze, Tang Sanfu hurriedly changed his words, "It's better than Daozu's peanut-flavored Nine Turns Golden Pill." ”

"Huh?"

The Great Sage on the side heard Tang San's emotion, and couldn't help but sigh, "Dao Ancestor's Nine Turns Golden Pill still has a peanut flavor?" ”

Tang Sanfu turned his head to look at him, "You haven't eaten it?" ”

The Great Sage shook his head, "No, that Taishang Laojun is really stingy, when Lao Sun strayed into the Tushi Palace, he turned over the entire Dan room, and there were a lot of elixirs found, but there were only three Nine Turns Golden Pills refined by Dao Ancestor himself."

It tastes sweet, but it doesn't seem to have any other taste. ”

Tang San got up from the ground with a bone, "That can't, as far as the poor monk knows, the Nine Turns Jindan has peanut flavor, melon seed flavor, black sesame flavor, and walnut flavor."

In addition, there are watermelon flavors, apple flavors, orange flavors, cantaloupe flavors, and duck pear flavors......

Anyway, there are many kinds of flavors, and the poor monks like to steal ..... the most My favorite food is peanut flavor. ”

Great Sage: "......"

, got it!

My grandson finally knows!

Okay, you monk, you also have times when you leak your mouth.

You have eaten so many flavors of the Nine Turns Golden Pill, and you have eaten so many mortals who can become a Golden Immortal Realm when they eat a Nine Turns Golden Pill, and the medicinal effects of so many Golden Pills have piled up, to say the least, it has to be a Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Such a high level of cultivation has been cowardly like this all the way.

The next time you encounter danger, let's see if Lao Sun will rush up to save you.

Just when the Great Sage was thinking like this, he heard Tang Sanfu say regretfully, "Actually, the best taste of the Nine Turns Golden Pill is still peach feed and ginseng fruit, but Huangzhong Li and ginkgo biloba flavor are also quite delicious."

It's a pity that there are few fairy fruits, and there are even fewer that can be used to flavor Jindan, and the poor monk has eaten one. ”

Great Sage: "......"

Peach??

It's nothing, he's almost eating dirt.

Ginseng fruit?

It blooms every three thousand years, bears fruit every three thousand years, matures every three thousand years, and bears thirty fruits in 10,000 years, which is many times more precious than peaches.

And this monk can eat the golden pill is ginseng fruity, at least prove..... He must have eaten the ginseng fruit.

Since he has eaten the ginseng fruit, it seems that he should have eaten other things such as Huangzhong plum and ginkgo.

So......

Damn it.

What did this monk eat to grow up on? Could it be that he grew up in such a pile of fairy fruit elixirs that made the gods blush?

If this is the case, what kind of state has this monk's cultivation reached?

The Great Sage suddenly found that he seemed a little unimaginable.

The Great Sage suddenly found that the more he understood, the more unfathomable this monk became.

No wonder monks tell people everywhere they go that they can live forever by eating their own flesh.

What's more, if he Sun Wukong has eaten so many golden pills and gnawed so many heaven and earth spirit roots, even if he is not the reincarnation of the golden cicada clan, he will definitely be able to drip blood to create, and a piece of flesh mortals will ascend to immortals, and he can live forever with a bite of demons.

If nothing else, this monk is afraid that he will lose a hair now..... No, the monk has no hair, I'm afraid that if a small piece of nail is cut off and accidentally falls on the ground, a group of goblins may have already emerged after becoming nourishment for flowers and plants, right?

Tang Sanfu was still talking endlessly about the days of his suffering on the Mountain of the Dead, and about the poor life he lived at that time when he couldn't even eat a string of rock sugar gourds all year round.

The Great Sage glanced at him coldly, turned his head and decided to ignore the monk for three days.

It's so shocking, I thought he had made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, swept the Pan Tao Garden, and searched the Tushi Palace, which was already very awesome.

But it wasn't until I unlocked the tip of the iceberg of the monk that I found that the goods should be thrown around, and the monkey should be damned than the monk.

"By the way, Wukong, you are a monkey, you should like to eat bananas, and there are a few collected banana-flavored Jindan ....... here."

As soon as he said this, Tang San's funeral voice suddenly paused.

The monkey's face was also full of tangles.

Damn, it sounds like I'm going to give myself a banana nine turn golden pill to taste.

Hum!

Stupid monk, don't think that a few golden pills can withstand your blow to Lao Sun's heart, Lao Sun said that if you ignore you for three days, he will definitely not take care of you in three days.

But..... That's not an ordinary golden pill, it's a banana-flavored golden pill, banana-flavored...... I'd like to try it.

Hey? Why didn't the monk speak?

Yes, the monk stopped talking.

When the Great Sage looked back in confusion, he saw that the monk was looking at the second senior brother with envy and hatred, and his eyes were full of resentment that he couldn't read.

"Eight precepts."

Tang Sanfu looked at the second senior brother with resentment and expectation in his eyes.

"Huh? Master. ”

"Bajie, what do you think, how is it for you to be a teacher?"

The second senior brother thought for a while, "Master, you have the grace of reinvention for the old pig. ”

Tang Sanfu nodded with satisfaction, "Bajie, you see that the teacher has the grace of reinvention for you, can you lend the sun real fire that you eat to the teacher for a few days?" ”