"Grass!"

"!"

"I'm grass!"

"I'll do it!"

"I'll grass again."

"I dare again."

Liu Ze tilted his head to read a book on the bed, he slept on the top bunk, and Han Xiucao was below.

As soon as the end of the grade assembly in the evening came back, Han Xiucao and Kan Kang had the above conversation, at first Kan Dare made fun of Han Xiucao's name, and the introverted Han Xiucao was forced to fight back, and the rabbit was in a hurry and bit people, but the two of them kept arguing.

"I said you don't have to do it, it's a headache." Liu Ze said on the bed.

Kan dared to hold the frame next to Liu Ze's bed and said, "You are awesome, the instructor holds the first meeting, and you dare to escape." ”

Han Xiucao also said: "Yes, Liu Ze, fortunately I didn't name it, otherwise it would be troublesome, don't you know, it turns out that the graduation rate of our school is only 95.3%, and there are still people who can't graduate, and the failure rate is as high as 40%, what is the concept?" Four out of ten fail courses. ”

"In this way, there are 1.6 people out of four people in our dormitory who have failed the course according to the probability, and if they are rounded, there are two people." Liu Ze turned the page and didn't take it seriously, the first grade conference was really intimidation, and first scared a group of arrogant school bullies into obedient and obedient.

The top students are arrogant and assertive, but they are not easy to manage.

As soon as Han Xiucao heard this, his little face turned white, in his opinion, the big guys are all academic tyrants, and it is simply unimaginable to fail the course, and shouted: "Wow, why don't you take it seriously, I was scared to death when I heard it, if I fail the course, I really don't know how to explain it to my family." ”

Kan Dare said: "Are you afraid of your mother, heh, what a mother's treasure man, I haven't failed a course in college for four years, and I haven't heard of it in college?" ”

"You're a mother." Han Xiucao's face turned red, she was very sensitive to this word, and she dared to make fun of him.

"Oops, your face is still red, you are more timid than a woman!" Kan dared to laugh, and before Han Xiucao went crazy, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, after our school fails, we can make up the exam before the start of the next semester, and we need to retake the make-up exam." ”

Han Xiucao's face turned even paler when she heard this, I dipped my God, wouldn't I be scared during that holiday.

"As for the repetition rate of the re-examination papers, it is very high, so if you know that you can't pass the exam, you should quickly memorize the questions." Kan Dare is here, and he obviously heard a lot of secret skills from his fellow seniors.

"But it is said that high mathematics is an exception, and that girl is an old bachelor and an old pervert."

As soon as Kan dared to say it, Han Xiucao immediately became nervous again, and she couldn't wait to go to the study room to preview now.

"Okay, don't be alarmist, grass, as long as you preview carefully, don't skip class, do a good job of exercises, don't say that you don't miss the subject, it's difficult to get a low score, many students start to skip classes and play games when they get to college, and they don't know where the study room is. Liu Zedao.

When Han Xiucao heard this, her heart was a lot more relaxed, but she just thought about it, Liu Ze wasn't talking about himself, he was absent from the first grade conference.

"Ya was silent all the way, I saw what scared you." Kan dared to be happy, smacked his mouth, and said: "My day, but it really surprised me, as far as our engineering major, I thought there were few girls, but I didn't expect that there were really a lot of movies, and there were many real beauties, especially that Zhang Qi, with long legs and a thin waist, a fat chest and hips, a height of 168 by eye, and a cup of C, tsk......t"

"Hey, I haven't seen you look at people a few times, how do you know it's so clear?" Han Xiucao's gaze was also very hot, and she obviously liked Zhang Qi too.

"Grass, I thought it was like you, staring at the girl, not moving, the saliva was about to come down, a pig brother was bright, the girl didn't despise you, it was good, it was impossible to like you."

"I ...... What do I think about you? Han Xiucao's face was hot when she was said, "Many people are staring at it, Qi Hai is really powerful, and they all talked." ”

"Grass, idiot!"

"You...... How to curse! ”

"Grass, I said that this grass is real grass, not your talent and tenacity, Qi Hai is a fool, on the way to the main building, he kept talking to Liu Meng, as soon as he saw Zhang Qi, he immediately licked his face again, Nima, a little man, when he speaks, a pair of bull's eyes always love to scorn upward, his voice is so loud that he can be heard shouting from afar, how disgusting and disgusting."

Kan dared to mention Qi Hai was quite unhappy, obviously he wanted to be like Qi Hai.

Anyway, Qi Hai, the temporary class president, is the most prominent person in the current class, and every classmate knows him, obviously, influenced by his family, and his communication skills are also very strong.

"Zhang Qi definitely doesn't look down on him." Kan dared to assert firmly.

"Could it be that I fell in love with you?" Han Xiucao said angrily.

"That might be." Kan dared to be complacent.

"Donkeys don't know how long their faces are."

"Grass, you know a fart, when my brother was in high school, how many beautiful girls pounced up, which is also in the Jurassic Dinosaur Park of Bingda, against the backdrop of a group of dinosaurs, it seems that Zhang Meizi is a light ** person, in fact, it is average."

"You all have a girlfriend, right?" Liu Ze said faintly.

"Having a girlfriend doesn't affect my appreciation of beauty, hey, grass, when you have a girlfriend, you will know how to steal **** without being discovered, this is a technical job." Kan dared to be proud.

Han Xiucao said angrily: "Do you think everyone is like you, there are women and women on your lips, don't talk about it, go to the study room to make a set of papers." ”

As soon as he went out, Kan Dare said disdainfully: "Grass, Ya is just an exam machine, they are all in college, and they are also studying and taking exams by themselves." ”

Liu Ze didn't speak, and he didn't speak well.