Part I

Chapter 1 Food, Sex, and Sex

One

Liu Ze sat quietly, eating with his head down, feeling his chest so tight that it was about to burst.

The dim lights, the fierce quarrels, all kinds of vicious words erupted from the mouths of his parents, and he had long lost his familiar appearance, even more indifferent than the most hateful enemy, and seeing that a farce was about to escalate, he stood up helplessly and said lightly: "You guys quarrel, I'm going back to school." ”

After he finished pushing the door and strode out, the quarrel of the parents continued, and after a while, the two reacted that their son was gone, and the mother shouted hoarsely: "Bastard, if anything happens to my son, I am not done with you." ”

The father also shouted: "You and I are not finished, I am not finished with you, I know that I am arguing with me all day long, my son finally rests for two days and goes home, you don't stop, if it affects the college entrance examination, see how I clean you up." ”

The mother went up and tore it like crazy, shouting: "You are shameless, you are embarrassed to mention your son's college entrance examination!" ”

The two finally scuffled together, and it was even more intense than just now.

Liu Ze actually stayed in a hidden bush at the back of his home, and he could see the situation at home, his face was blank and indifferent, not at all like a child of this age, looking up at the stars at night and falling into a trace of memory.

Since he can remember, his parents have often quarreled and even fought over all kinds of trivial things, and every time his mood is depressed because of this, he is always ashamed and bows his head in school, does not communicate much with others, and often has conflicts with classmates, does not understand the world, and closes his inner emotions.

The mother shouted loudly, "Ozawa, Ozawa, where are you going?" ”

My father looked everywhere with a flashlight.

couldn't find it for a while, both of them were a little anxious, complained to each other, and almost fought again.

For half an hour, my parents had almost searched the town, and the cries were particularly clear in the silent night of the town.

Liu Ze came out of the bushes, walked back home quietly, waited for his parents to come back, looked at a table of half-eaten meals in a daze, the family who was still happy was eating, talking about his college entrance examination together, and they quarreled for some reason, and the more they didn't let each other, the more fierce they became.

Hey, let out a long breath.

From their many quarrels, Liu Ze vaguely guessed some things, the state of his parents when they were young, and how they were combined, all planted the seeds of quarrels, and he just pretended not to know.

Behind his room was a small river, which flowed soundly and finally into the South Lake, and flowed far away.

Two

Thousands of miles away.

Sioux City.

5 floors of a commercial residential building outside the Second Ring Road.

A middle-aged man entered the house and hugged and kissed a middle-aged woman frantically, and his hands kept tearing violently, very intensely.

The man said, "Your useless husband won't come back, will he?" ”

The woman gasped, "I've told him to get out of here, separate." ”

"That's good, haha, Xiaonuma won't come back, right?"

"It's not until half past nine o'clock that I will study at night, dead ghost, don't talk patronizingly." The woman said and guided the man to touch down.

"Hehe, this is all in a hurry, thirty like a wolf and forty like a tiger, don't worry, it's easy to do it in two hours, make sure you let the tigress become a kitten." The man's hand gripped hard.

"Don't just talk, hurry up."

"You turn around, from behind."

"Oh, hurry up, don't like that, like a dog."

"Isn't it just a, just this once, just this once."

In this case, a man can put his posture to the lowest, grovel to the top, and the soft grinding and hard bubble can disintegrate any fighting spirit and persistence of the woman.

The thud of the buttocks snapped.

Not far away, on the Second Ring Road, the lights are dim.

A beautiful little girl with a ponytail rode a bicycle through the road, the shadow was stretched by the light, and her face was cold, as if she had nothing to do, which was different from the lively and jumpy girls of this age.

Ning Xiaonuma put the bicycle in her garage, and then walked upstairs step by step, she was a little uncomfortable today, the first day of the girl's menstrual affair, she always had some pain, so she asked for leave in advance and came back to rest, it was a little difficult to walk up step by step, and finally reached the fifth floor and opened the door to enter.

An unsightly scene.

The mother and the man who appeared so often hugged each other intimately, as ugly as two dogs.

The two of them were stunned.

She didn't let out any exclamations or panic, calmly closed the door and retreated.

The mother's face was panicked, and the man laughed twice and continued to move, as if he had been bumped into with a strange irritation.

Ning Xiaonuma quietly walked to a small pavilion in the community and sat there holding her lower abdomen.

A quarter of an hour later, the mother hurriedly dressed and went downstairs, skillfully found her, the expression on her face was very embarrassed, but it was not easy to say anything to the child, she reluctantly squeezed out a little smile, and said, "Xiaonuma, I came back so early today, is there anything wrong with the school?" ”

The sound is as smooth and gentle as possible.

Ning Xiaonuma looked at the small lake, and didn't turn his head, "Are you leaving?" ”

"Hmm." The mother's face is a little hot, and she is always ashamed to be bumped into by her child, but she is also a woman, and her early forties are the time when the demand is at its highest, and her father is so useless, he can't experience the pleasure of a woman at all, and he is always cold, and life is so painful, but how can she tell her daughter.

The mother and daughter returned home one after the other, silent.

Although the house had been thoroughly cleaned and there were no traces of the previous one at all, Ning Xiaonuma still glanced at the living room with a frown, walked into her room coldly, and closed the door tightly, cutting off from the outside.

Three

Sioux City.

The lakeside villa in the high-end community has a large and bright living room.

Su Weiwei's room was decorated with lovely and warmth, the little girl had a long princess head, lying on the bed obediently, and her father gently touched her hair, and said in a low and magnetic voice:

"In a remote mountain village, there lives a mother pig and her three adorable little piglets. Mom worked hard every day, and the piglets grew up day by day, but they still didn't do anything.

One night, after dinner, the mother pig called the children to her and said solemnly: You have grown up, you should live independently, and you will move out after you build your own house. ”

Su Weiwei asked in a coquettish voice: "Dad, when I grow up, will you kick me out to build a house and live on my own?" ”

Dad said softly: "You are Daddy's little baby, you will never grow up, and you will always live with your parents, okay?" ”

"Hey, Comrade Su, you're very selfish, I'm going to fall in love too, okay, I can't always be a light bulb for the two of you."

"You girl, how do you talk to your father?"

Su Weiwei had a happy and simple smile on her face, pulled the quilt, and said, "Oh, I'm going to sleep, go with your wife." ”

Su's father turned off the light for her, quietly walked out and closed the door.

Su's mother was watching TV in the living room, and said angrily: "Weiwei is eighteen years old, you still tell her stories, this child is spoiled by you, no big or small, how can you live independently when you leave home in the future." ”

"Why do you want to do so much, my daughter is a little padded jacket, I always have to fall in love and get married, and I can pet it for a day."

"Hey, yes, this kid is so lazy, he doesn't know any housework, but how can he get married."

Su's father suddenly became louder, "My daughter is looking for someone to love, and she is not going to be a nanny, hmph, we have to take good care of it in the future, time flies really fast, in a few months, Weiwei will leave home." ”

Both of them were a little sad when they thought of this, and after a while, Su's mother smiled: "What? Reluctant to be a little lover in a previous life? "There is something charming in his eyes.

Dad Su understood, took his pajamas and hurried to take a bath, and said in a low voice: "First serve my wife in this world." ”

Chapter 2: Four Saucy Years

At the moment of stepping on the land of Ice City, Liu Ze sniffed deeply, this is the place where he is about to live for four years, and at this moment, his closed heart is all exposed to the warm sun.

At the end of August, the ice city is also very hot, especially at noon, there is no difference with the south, but the temperature difference between morning and evening is large, especially at night, it is relatively cold, and even a little cold.

When I got out of the station, I saw the low-rise buildings.

At this time, the school will organize seniors to come over to greet the newly enrolled college students, and Liu Ze easily found a car to pick up the new students.

Bingcheng University is known for its few and ugly girls, and there is never a senior sister to pick up new students, and the seniors hope to lock in the pitiful love resources in advance through orientation.

Sitting in the car, Liu Ze looked out a little blankly, the car started slowly, and soon he was going to the new area of Bingcheng University, which was specially prepared for freshmen.

When she arrived at the new campus, Liu Ze called home, her mother answered it, on the other end of the phone, she could hear it, she sighed deeply, her son finally arrived at the school safely, and her hanging heart finally let go, since her son set off until now, she has been unable to eat and sleep.

I told you to live and study hard in school and strive to get good grades.

He spoke quickly, explained everything he could think of, and quickly hung up the phone as if he had typed a draft and read it out.

After hanging up the phone, Liu Ze dragged two large suitcases, looked at the pedestrians coming and going, and couldn't help but empty his eyes.

Most of them are young boys and girls who walk with their parents, of course, there are very few girls, less than 20% of them, and occasionally they come over wearing elegant plain skirts and beautiful women with white skin.

Liu Ze carried two small suitcases and walked up to the sixth floor step by step.

Walked to the door, room 607, crunched, and opened the door.

There are 4 people living in one room, and the other three people in the dormitory, one is Han Xiucao from Jinan, one is Kan Kang from Xi'an, and the other is Wei Sixin.

As soon as Liu Ze dragged his luggage in, Han Xiucao, the honest big boy, immediately stepped forward to say hello to help him carry his luggage, and said, "You are the last to arrive in our bedroom, we were still talking just now, when will you arrive." ”

His mother was helping him sort out his clothes, and she was very enthusiastic about taking out the washed fruit for Liu Ze to eat, SD people were always more enthusiastic, she was a little shrewd and strong, Han Xiucao looked introverted and a little afraid of her mother.

At this moment, the door of the bathroom in the room opened, and a dark-skinned teenager wearing slippers and big pants walked in, walking with a toothbrush in his mouth.

This is Kan Dare.

Mother Han didn't like Kan Dare at first sight, this guy didn't look serious.

Liu Ze said hello to Kan Dang and introduced each other.

Soon, the temporary class leader came to inform him of the upcoming English placement test.

Han's mother was the first to stand up and said, "Son, let's hurry up and buy materials to prepare for the exam, Wei Sixin will go out as soon as he enters the dormitory, he must have known in advance that he was going to self-study, and this kid didn't say a word, Kan Dare, Liu Ze, do you two go?" Let's do it together. ”

Kan Dang rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Auntie, I won't go." ”

Liu Ze didn't go either.

Kan Kang's teeth hadn't been brushed yet, the white bubbles were spitting and spitting, but they didn't drip to the ground, he sat down on the bed, hugged Liu Ze's shoulders, and said, "Why don't you go and buy materials for review?" ”

"Why don't you go?" Liu Ze asked rhetorically.

"I have a fellow in this dog x school, tell me that it is this tradition every year, and I started to read it after the college entrance examination, otherwise I could be so calm, did you already know?"

"I don't know." Liu Ze shrugged.

Kan dared to see that he didn't look like a lie, after all, the top students like to humbly say that they didn't review well, but the exams were almost full marks, and they didn't want to talk about this topic anymore, so they smiled and said: "It's so funny, this guy in our dormitory is a big man, and it's called shy grass, how do you guess how the grass explains the name of such a two?" Show talent, grass tenacity, I'm going to go! ”

This girl said and deliberately learned Han's mother's tone.

Liu Ze said with a smile: "Your surname should be a dare in the door, and your name is a dare, what does it mean?" ”

"Hey, that's not simple, dare to act, this is the character of a buddy, people are as their name suggests."

Really daring, after talking to him for a while, Liu Ze decided to go out for a walk and get acquainted with the campus.

It was already more than 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and the temperature in the ice city had dropped significantly, Liu Ze walked around the campus, starting from the 7th apartment where he lived.

Apartment 8 next to apartment 7, there is a table tennis room in the basement, and there is a basketball court next to it, many classmates play there, Liu Ze is not good at any sports, and he doesn't like to play with his classmates since he was a child.

Turning the corner is the second canteen, which doesn't look like a canteen at all from the outside.

Walking to the door of the second canteen, you can see the plastic stadium, there are a lot of open spaces next to the stadium, at this time, there are many students wearing headphones to read English aloud, some of them are reading aloud as if no one is around.

I walked around the stadium, and when I got to the south, there was an open space, and there was a sign erected next to it, and I couldn't see what was written in the wind and rain.

Nowadays, there is still smoke and dust in the area, and it is said that in winter, it is bustling with the ice rink that the school has poured itself.

Further south of the rink, there is the main building, where many classes are held.

In an unfamiliar environment, his heart was also a little cold, and the college life he had longed for away from home was so beautiful in his fantasy, but he didn't feel anything when he really stepped into it.

Chapter 3 A\B\C\D

"Grass!"

"!"

"I'm grass!"

"I'll do it!"

"I'll grass again."

"I dare again."

Liu Ze tilted his head to read a book on the bed, he slept on the top bunk, and Han Xiucao was below.

As soon as the end of the grade assembly in the evening came back, Han Xiucao and Kan Kang had the above conversation, at first Kan Dare made fun of Han Xiucao's name, and the introverted Han Xiucao was forced to fight back, and the rabbit was in a hurry and bit people, but the two of them kept arguing.

"I said you don't have to do it, it's a headache." Liu Ze said on the bed.

Kan dared to hold the frame next to Liu Ze's bed and said, "You are awesome, the instructor holds the first meeting, and you dare to escape." ”

Han Xiucao also said: "Yes, Liu Ze, fortunately I didn't name it, otherwise it would be troublesome, don't you know, it turns out that the graduation rate of our school is only 95.3%, and there are still people who can't graduate, and the failure rate is as high as 40%, what is the concept?" Four out of ten fail courses. ”

"In this way, there are 1.6 people out of four people in our dormitory who have failed the course according to the probability, and if they are rounded, there are two people." Liu Ze turned the page and didn't take it seriously, the first grade conference was really intimidation, and first scared a group of arrogant school bullies into obedient and obedient.

The top students are arrogant and assertive, but they are not easy to manage.

As soon as Han Xiucao heard this, his little face turned white, in his opinion, the big guys are all academic tyrants, and it is simply unimaginable to fail the course, and shouted: "Wow, why don't you take it seriously, I was scared to death when I heard it, if I fail the course, I really don't know how to explain it to my family." ”

Kan Dare said: "Are you afraid of your mother, heh, what a mother's treasure man, I haven't failed a course in college for four years, and I haven't heard of it in college?" ”

"You're a mother." Han Xiucao's face turned red, she was very sensitive to this word, and she dared to make fun of him.

"Oops, your face is still red, you are more timid than a woman!" Kan dared to laugh, and before Han Xiucao went crazy, he patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, after our school fails, we can make up the exam before the start of the next semester, and we need to retake the make-up exam." ”

Han Xiucao's face turned even paler when she heard this, I dipped my God, wouldn't I be scared during that holiday.

"As for the repetition rate of the re-examination papers, it is very high, so if you know that you can't pass the exam, you should quickly memorize the questions." Kan Dare is here, and he obviously heard a lot of secret skills from his fellow seniors.

"But it is said that high mathematics is an exception, and that girl is an old bachelor and an old pervert."

As soon as Kan dared to say it, Han Xiucao immediately became nervous again, and she couldn't wait to go to the study room to preview now.

"Okay, don't be alarmist, grass, as long as you preview carefully, don't skip class, do a good job of exercises, don't say that you don't miss the subject, it's difficult to get a low score, many students start to skip classes and play games when they get to college, and they don't know where the study room is. Liu Zedao.

When Han Xiucao heard this, her heart was a lot more relaxed, but she just thought about it, Liu Ze wasn't talking about himself, he was absent from the first grade conference.

"Ya was silent all the way, I saw what scared you." Kan dared to be happy, smacked his mouth, and said: "My day, but it really surprised me, just our engineering major, I thought there were few girls, but I didn't expect that there were really a lot of movies, and there were many real beauties, especially Zhang Qi in Class 2, long legs and thin waist, chest and hip fat, visual height 168, cup is also C, tsk......t"

"Hey, I haven't seen you look at people a few times, how do you know it's so clear?" Han Xiucao's gaze was also very hot, and she obviously liked Zhang Qi too.

"Grass, I thought it was like you, staring at the girl, not moving, the saliva was about to come down, a pig brother was bright, the girl didn't despise you, it was good, it was impossible to like you."

"I ...... What do I think about you? Han Xiucao's face was hot when she was said, "Many people are staring at it, Qi Hai is really powerful, and they all talked." ”

"Grass, idiot!"

"You...... How to curse! ”

"Grass, I said that this grass is real grass, not your talent and tenacity."

College life can be rich or monotonous, and it doesn't seem to be different for Liu Ze, but there is a lot of freedom, you can skip class, find a quiet corner, and stay quietly for a day.

It's also beautiful.

Another day passed.

When I returned to the dormitory, everyone hadn't slept yet, lying on the bed and talking, and the radio was on, it was about emotions, called "Midnight Love", Kan dared to find out that he was bored one day, and he was addicted to listening to it.

Listen to the painful emotional experiences of others, and you will feel as happy as a flower.

At this time, a boy called in and said, "Host, I made my girlfriend angry just now, she asked me if I wanted her, but before I could say it, a bastard next to me was also on the phone, and said loudly, I don't want to, she thought it was me who said it, hung up the phone, and then called to turn off the phone." ”

At this moment, Kan Dare came in, and as soon as he heard what was on the radio, he was upset, and he had just been on the phone from the stairs leading up to the rooftop on the 6th floor.

At this time of the day, the person who called there was a special person, and he encountered something said on the radio, there were many people, which caused misunderstandings, and his girlfriend Bai Qin has now turned off his phone.

The host said, "You are in a different place, I advise you to break up!" ”

"What?"

"Break up, if you don't have the persistence of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and you don't have the courage to look at each other...... if you're not ready, break up, this is the best choice, give each other a better choice, for long-distance relationships, I myself don't understand, long-distance and love itself are two words that can't be beaten......"

The host is violent, and he can tear down several marriages and destroy several relationships in one night.

"That'...... Then I can't bear it? ”

"If you have a girlfriend and you're not around, isn't it like jerking off, what's the point!! Can't eat, can't see, can't even jerk off, what are you insisting on? ”

“……”

"If you want to save it, then you go to her now!"

Kan Dang didn't know when he brushed his teeth again, swallowing bubbles in his mouth, muttering in his mouth: "you, puberty is not going well, menopause is not in tune with the guy......"

This night, Kan Dang couldn't sleep well, tossing and turning on the bed, and the mobile phone screen lit up for a while.

The next day, class was even more listless.

Kan Dare and Han Xiucao sat together, Han Xiucao secretly glanced ahead, Wei Sixin, who was sleeping with him, was sitting with a girl, still chatting, very envious, Kan dared to say: "Cao, look at your virtue, your eyes are almost sticking to the girl's chest." ”

"I don't have it." Han Xiucao argued, but she lacked confidence.

"A woman's breast shape is very particular, and the breast shape of a perfect woman should be seen horizontally as a peak on the side of a ridge, and the most beautiful thing is a warped hill." Kan Dare shook his head and said proudly, he knew that Han Xiucao was an ignorant pure brother, and he liked to tease with his knowledge of gender more and more.

"How?" Han Xiucao really couldn't resist the tireless pursuit of knowledge, and completely forgot the old lady's explanation before leaving.

Kan Dang drew a three-dimensional figure on the straw paper, teaching like a teacher: "See? The side image is a sinusoidal curve of half a circumference, the bottom area and height ratio should be moderate, and the most important thing is that there is a little bit of this peak, and the red beans are the most perfect, and some are invaginated, which affects the beauty very much, especially when teasing......"

Teacher Kan spoke with emotion, Han Xiucao listened to it with a red face, a heart beating badly, and he had a strong reaction under his body, he was too little to contact with this knowledge, Yu Guang secretly looked at Zhang Qi's side of the chest, and then looked at Liu Meng, the two corroborates, and shouted Sure enough, the girl's body structure is really wonderful.

From class to recess.

"A, B, C, D are divided according to these two parameters, so if you don't look at the numbers in front, then the letters in the back are meaningless, you see that Kou Chong and Zhang Qi are both D, just because the numbers in front of them are very different, then the visual effect is different......

"Dare, what are you two muttering, what ABCD?" The rough old man sitting in the back asked in a standard BJ tone, he couldn't figure out how Kan read it, so he dared directly.

This guy's voice was too loud, many classmates heard it, and for a while everyone looked at Kan Dare and Han Xiucao, Han Xiucao was thin-skinned and weak-hearted, and her little face was all red, Kan Dare replied on the ground: "The two of us are discussing multiple choice questions, I said D, Han Xiucao just said C, I said you can untie it and see if you know, but you can't solve it." ”

Han Xiucao waited for Kan to take a look, and understood that this guy had to untie a girl's corset, and it was a burst of heart, unraveled, did there really two little rabbits jump out? My heart is hot, I really regret listening to this nonsense, I should really listen to my mother's words and stay away from him, I can't do the exercises calmly, I always feel that there are two things dangling in front of me.

As if she had done something bad, Han Xiucao forced herself to read the book seriously, but she couldn't help but sneak a glance at the outline of the side of Zhang Qi's chest.

The young man who was in love for the first time was annoyed.