(Cat flutter Chinese)

Zhou Xingzu came out to set up a stall, of course, it was impossible to bring that martini.

When he got up in the morning, he smelled it and found that the martini on the table had a sour smell. It seems that Ling Lingqi placed it on the pork stall purely to pretend to be forced.

He couldn't understand why in the movie, it seemed that Ling Lingqi really drank the martini.

It seems that in order to pretend to be forced, Ling Lingqi is really open-minded.

In the end, he poured the martini into the stinking gutter......

But when the younger sister looked at Zhou Xingzu's eyes, she became more and more disappointed. In her opinion, Zhou Xingzu is now setting up a stall, and she doesn't even bring a martini, and the temperament that once fascinated her is gone.

"If you don't want to give money, forget it."

"But the mountains and rivers don't meet, I will never come to accompany you again, after all, you don't even have a martini now, and you are no longer the unique and personable pork guy you used to be."

With a sense of loneliness in her eyes, the younger sister turned to leave.

Zhou Xingzu pursed his lips and continued to chop pork.

At the same time, at the headquarters of the Security Service.

Commander Wang sat in the office, holding a red phone, and reported to his superiors: "Chief, we have no clues about the dinosaur skull so far. ”

"But the first-level agents within our organization are almost dead, so I'm afraid there will be difficulties in tracking down."

On the other end of the phone, there was a very serious voice from the chief.

"This dinosaur skull is a first-class national treasure of our country, and we must find it no matter what."

"Yes, Chief!"

"I will do my best to get the national treasure back." Commander Wang said.

"As soon as possible."

"Yes!"

Commander Wang assured that the call with the chief had ended.

Commander Wang put down the red phone, and a meaningful smile appeared on his face.

Just last night, it was probably time for Zhou Xingzu to come to the movie world. A dinosaur skull fossil in charge of escorting in the Fengtian (Shen, Yang) Military Region was stolen.

The other party was very aware of the defense plan this time, and transferred the container containing the dinosaur skull halfway through.

has been hidden in the container, and the first-class agent "Ling Lingyi" who is responsible for the safety of this transportation. After a fierce fight with the other party, he also suffered misfortune and died in this operation.

Ling Lingyi is a first-class agent with brilliant achievements, and even he was unfortunately killed, so you can imagine the strength of the enemy this time.

The only clue left is that the other party is wearing an invulnerable armor and has an indestructible golden gun.

The Security Service gave this mysterious killer a code name called "The Golden Gunman".

At present, the entire Security Service is in action, and it is doing its best to find clues about the Golden Gunner. Commander Wang was also under a lot of pressure, and he didn't sleep well for several days, looking sad.

Looking at his appearance, the subordinates of the Security Bureau were worried about him.

"Who should be sent on this mission to recover the dinosaur skull?"

Commander Wang pondered.

Now the ace agent of the Security Agency, the first level agent, is either sacrificed or on a mission.

Level 2 agents, Level 3 agents, enough manpower.

But for this mission, he didn't want to send second-level and third-level agents to carry it out.

Just as two soldiers were carrying a basket of documents and passing by his desk, Commander Wang suddenly said in a loud voice: "Guard, what is this for?" ”

"Report!"

"This batch of documents, all more than ten years old, is now being destroyed."

The two soldiers replied with a salute.

Commander Wang's eyes were aimed at the basket, looking at a very familiar folder, he stood up, picked up the document, and patted the dust on it: "How can there be a special file for agents here?" ”

Agent files are to be kept strictly safe, and they are to be backed up permanently, and should not be destroyed.

Commander Wang opened the agent file and found that it was a childish photo and an unfamiliar name.

Ling Ling paint!

On his file, all the ability indicators are "C" and "D", which are completely unqualified.

The person in charge of recruiting him at the beginning was the old bureau chief who had retired from the previous term, and the training instructor was Da Vinci.

The soldier introduced to Commander Wang: "This person's stature and IQ are not up to standard, and he is a reserve agent." “

Commander Wang smiled.

In this mission, he didn't even want to send a third-level agent.

It is because the agents of the Security Bureau are all outstanding elite agents of the country, even if it is a third-level agent, it is very likely that they will really find out the risk of the "golden gunner". That's why he has been having a headache about who to send to carry out the mission.

This reserve agent named Ling Lingqi, with a low IQ and quick skills, is the best person to carry out the mission.

Putting the file on the table, Commander Wang said with great certainty: "He is a descendant of martyrs, and his identity is good and absolutely reliable." ”

"Okay, just send him!"

With Commander Wang's order, the Security Bureau immediately sent someone to activate this agent who had been lurking for more than ten years and was codenamed "Ling Lingqi".

Zhou Xingzu was at the pig's head stall at this time, eating a bowl of fried rice with tomato and eggs.

Today he deliberately reduced the price by two cents, resulting in a good sale of pork.

So when it was time for lunch, he was very extravagant and asked for a two-egg egg fried rice.

Just as he was enjoying his meal, the bald Da Wenxi, who was carrying vegetables in his hands and wearing a white shirt, suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Pull out the mountains and cover the world!"

Zhou Xingzu stopped his hand to pick up rice, the moment he saw Da Wenxi, he knew that the plot had begun.

Fortunately, he remembered this code and immediately answered: "The time is not good!" ”

As a college graduate, he is also the one who has memorized "Song of the Fall".

So after watching the movie once, you don't have to think about it to be able to write down this code.

Moreover, in the original plot, using this sentence as a joint code is obviously a metaphor for Ling Lingqi's unlucky agent career.

"Aura!"

"Wenxi."

Two people who have been separated for a long time meet again in the vegetable market.

Da Wenxi stepped forward quickly: "I wish you were my full name, Da Wenxi!" ”

"No problem, Wenxi."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, Wenxi."

"The country now finally has a task to be handed over to you." Da Vinci looked excited.

Zhou Xingzu laughed, pulled out the pork knife on the pig's head stall board, inserted it into his waist, and without much nonsense, he left the vegetable market with Da Wenxi and went to the Security Bureau to report.

The dialogue lines in the original plot, in order for the plot task to be successfully completed, he doesn't mind following it. But now that he has to follow the movie all the time, then he won't be much interested.

The most important thing now is to complete the first ring task first.

However, in order to avoid arousing the vigilance of the Golden Gunner, it is time to pretend to be stupid.

So Zhou Xingzu simply learned from the movie, wearing an apron and carrying a kitchen knife, and got into the security bureau and sent a car to pick him up.

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