NO: 85 hotline
Trump was stunned: "How can it be so fast!" How many days should it take to check the ticket? ”
Hope. Hicks: "Mr. President, they use the latest automatic ticket gates, which can be automatically networked, real-time statistics, provided by IBM. After speaking, he looked at Mr. Morgan, the major shareholder of IBM, who was present, and Luo Ruilan, the current CEO of IBM.
And then everyone looked at the CEO of IBM like a fool, and of course they still had a lot of respect for Mr. Morgan.
Luo Ruilan made an innocent expression and said helplessly: "We can't refuse the list of 100 million and 100 million dollars, I think the world needs our equipment very much in the process of promoting democratization, after all, it can improve efficiency, isn't it?" It's just that we didn't expect the vote to be successful, which surprised us. ”
Luo Ruilan said in her heart: "We are also surprised that Trump can become president." ”
Trump said: "I think there must be something wrong with your automatic vote machine, and this kind of wrong voting result will be rejected by Congress, and the machine is still unreliable." ”
Luo Ruilan nodded knowingly and said, "Yes, Mr. President." We will issue a statement and tell the public the truth that our ticket gate was hacked when it was connected to the Internet, and the result was modified, and the original data can not be recovered. ”
Trump continued: "What to do next, withdraw the aircraft carrier fleet bound for Japan, to prevent an emergency, but then Japan will lose control." ”
"The biggest problem right now, Mr. President, is that we can't reach Japan, and no one answers the hotline."
"If you can't get in touch, keep in touch."
At this time, a staff member walked in and said to Trump: "Mr. President, the Japanese Prime Minister has called the hotline. ”
"Don't you see we're in touch?" After Trump finished speaking, he left the table, and the group walked to the underground war room of the White House, because the hotline was there.
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On the fourth floor of the Prime Minister's official residence, the office of Shotaro Tanuchi, director of Japan's National Security Agency, is located, and the hotline between the U.S. and Japan leaders is located.
Twenty members of the Japanese cabinet and more than 30 officers, translators, recorders, a total of 58 people sat around the hotline, although this is not the first time that the hotline opened in December 2013 has been used, but it is the first time that so many soldiers have come in.
The demands of the military were simple, all American troops stationed, withdrawn from Japan.
The demands of the United States are also simple, lay down arms and surrender, we have nuclear bombs.
Now that the negotiations have become three-sided, the US and Japanese militaries are arguing, and the cabinet is acting as a peacemaker, so how about continuing to talk about it, and we will talk again in 24 hours.
After the phone call, the Japanese cabinet members felt very depressed, that is, no soldier dared to do this during World War II, God knows what kind of wind these people smoked? They are thinking, maybe their brains are in water, and today's Japan no longer has the strength to confront the superpowers.
Just as they sighed, the door of the office was opened, and 20 people wearing hoods and black sunglasses walked in, even wearing black masks on their mouths, and when these people took off their caps and sunglasses, the cabinet ministers were taken aback.
Then they were even more surprised, these people introduced themselves one by one, and even the accents were exactly the same as theirs.
The cabinets suddenly became decadent, because they felt that they had no value in using them.
Finally, a person came to his senses, he pointed to the officers and said: "I understand, it's all fake, you are not a military rebellion at all, but a premeditated plan to replace all the high-ranking people in our country, who are you?" ”
One of the officers at the head of the group was pacing, and he stared at the man and said, "Your name is Lin Fang, right?" Hehe, you actually have the same surname as me, I heard that your ancestors moved out of Fujian, China, right? ”
"It's not important."
"What! Even the ancestors don't dare to recognize it, hey, the people now! When Yasuo Fukuda was in power in 08, you served as Minister of Defense, then Minister of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries, and now Minister of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, hehe! It's really getting more and more mixed up."
Lim Fong Ching: "Cabinet members are all equal, and no one position is more important than another. ”
The officer shook his head and continued: "Hypocrisy! Who we are and does it matter? All instead, I don't think there's any need to be so troublesome, although I have the ability to do it, but I'm still willing to give you a chance, if you're willing to cooperate, you can stay, if you're not willing to cooperate, I can send you home, of course, the premise of cooperation is that all actions are under command. ”
The fat woman rushed out and said, "You will not succeed, we will never compromise." ”
The corners of the officer's mouth twitched, and he smiled: "It's that you won't compromise on your own, have you asked them?" ”
Yes, that officer was Lin Feng, he smiled and looked at the other members of the cabinet, everyone was silent and lowered their heads.
Lin Feng looked at the fat woman again and said, "Noda-Holy Son, right! When you washed the toilet at the Imperial Hotel in Tokyo, did you ever think that you would become Japan's cabinet minister, think about it, how difficult it is to come today, it is said that you vowed to wash the toilet even if you wash the toilet for the rest of your life, it is really a good ideal, I heard that you have drunk the water in the toilet bowl after you have scrubbed many times, is this true? ”
Noda-Holy Son was born into a prestigious family, this experience seems inspirational to outsiders, but she thinks it is her own shame, although it was the arrangement of her elders at the time, but she thinks it is completely unnecessary, she just went to gild, is it necessary to play so badly?
Lin Feng asked her this, which made her feel very embarrassed, and she could only pretend not to hear.
Lin Feng sighed when he saw that she didn't respond: "No matter how high or low this person's status is, he can't escape the hypocrisy of two words, time is tight, I won't say much, you go into the room one-on-one, think about it yourself, Prime Minister, please!" ”
The Prime Minister of the Cabinet went into the room with a Xibei cargo, and five minutes later a person came out, but the other person did not know where he went. No one knows.
followed by the deputy prime minister of the cabinet, and then the other cabinet members, tossing back and forth for more than an hour, and only Lin Feng knew whether the cabinet members who came out were real or fake.
Lin Feng looked at these people, and slandered in his heart, politicians are really undisciplined.
Lin Feng clapped his hands and said to these undisciplined guys, "I'll tell you a good news." ”