Chapter 400: Taishang Laojun's Little Secret

Hearing Jin Jiao's blunt words, Silver Horn nodded miserably.

"I ...... Lost the waistband of the old man's trousers. ”

After receiving an affirmative answer, Golden Horn seemed to be crazy, and slapped Silver Horn hard in the face.

"You..... You're so crazy, what is the master's belt for, don't you have a little bit of a force in your heart? Do you dare to hide this?

The old man told me that this trouser belt was to be kept for the old lady to save her life, and you dared to hide it secretly?

Yes? Tell me, are you crazy? Isn't it too long?

How many people in this world can make the old man untie his belt? When it comes to such a big secret, how dare you play such a careful mind? ”

was slapped in the face by the King of the Golden Horn, and if it were to be placed in the usual silver horn, it should have turned its face long ago.

And this time, unexpectedly, the Silver Horn King was just stunned, and there was not the slightest anger on his face, but he was full of fiasco.

"Brother, save me, you must save me."

Hearing this, the golden horn's eyes flickered.

Now he and Yinjiao are two grasshoppers on the same rope, and once something happens, no one can get out of it.

He never thought that the silver horn would be so bold, and he dared to untie the old man and hide the trouser belt that he gave to the old lady to save her life.

Now that I've lost that belt, how can I do that?

After thinking for a long time, Jin Jiao gritted his teeth, "Brother, for today's plan, it's too late to regret it."

Now that the gold rope has been lost, for the sake of today's plan, we can only do one and keep ......."

The King of the Golden Horn made a movement to wipe his neck, and the silver horn subconsciously shrank his neck.

"Big brother, you ..... Are you crazy?

If you lose the golden rope, the most we can do is receive a punishment, and you want to do something to the old lady.

If this is known to the master, it will be difficult for our brothers to die! ”

Golden Horn: "......."

Syllable!

The golden horn slapped the silver horn on the head again, "You don't seem to be a sake?" Hands-on to the old lady? Are you too long? ”

"What do you mean by ......?"

With doubts in the eyes of the silver horn, the golden horn smiled gloomily, "The golden rope is the old lady to give to the old lady to save her life, so we naturally don't dare to hide it privately."

It's just that the next session is still short, and in order to be able to complete the task assigned by the master, it was delayed for a while.

Now that we have caught Tang San's funeral, we just took advantage of this time to send someone to invite the old lady to eat Tang monk's meat together, and at the same time ordered the little demon to send the golden rope to the old lady.

I think that the old lady should not refuse to be able to live forever.

As for the Monkey King who heard the news on the way here, he secretly attacked him halfway and snatched the gold rope, which is not something that our brothers could have predicted. ”

Finally, a flash of inspiration occurred in his mind, and the Golden Horn King was very confident in his own plan.

As for the way to his invitation, the old lady was assassinated by Sun Wukong, whether his master would be angry with him, this is not something his IQ can imagine.

Similar to the King of the Golden Horn, the King of the Silver Horn didn't think of more of these problems, but just thought that if the old lady was killed by Sun Wukong, his master would not know the fact that his hidden golden rope was still stolen.

If you don't know what mistakes you have made, you will naturally not punish yourself.

Not only that, but if you put the blame on Sun Wukong's head, you may be able to make your master angry and take that Sun Wukong and put him in the alchemy furnace to practice him for 7749 days, and roast her into a monkey.

Thinking of this, Silver Horn showed joy on his face and nodded at Golden Horn.

"Good! My brother's plan is very good, brother, I will arrange for someone to invite the old lady. ”

As he spoke, the corner of Silverhorn's eyes glanced at the stunned cerebellar axe.

Jin Jiao shook his head, "Not only do you have to invite the old lady, but someone also has to spread the news and let Sun Wukong know that we have invited the old lady to eat the meat of Tang San's funeral." ”

Silverhorn thought of the key to it as soon as he heard it.

He looked at the cerebellar axe and asked, "Cerebellar axe, why are you in our cave, have you ever seen everything in this cave by someone?" ”

The cerebellar axe shook his head, "Back to the second king, the cerebellar axe doesn't know why he is in the cave of the kings.

The little brain axe passed in front of the cave door of the kings, and lost consciousness as soon as it was dark in front of him as he walked, and when he woke up again, the kings had already walked in. ”

Hearing the words of the little brain axe, the golden horn and the silver horn glanced at each other and nodded in unison.

"Brother, I think it's called Don. The baby is all mine. The bastard of Wuzang was stealing from us, and it happened that the little brain axe passed through here, and the bastard was afraid that the matter would be revealed, so he knocked out the little brain axe and dragged it to our cave. ”

Silver Horn nodded in agreement, "It should be so, then Tang. The baby is all mine. Wuzang is really bold, and when we catch that bastard, we will definitely peel the skin and cramp, and the soul will be pulled out and burned in the oil lamp for a thousand years. ”

The two took a round about how to torture each other after catching the thief who stole something, and after chatting for a long time, the thief talked about losing things, and from losing things to thinking of the theft of the gold rope.

From the theft of the gold rope, I thought of going to invite the old lady, and then I thought that someone needed to send the news to Sun Wukong.

Thinking of the need for someone to deliver the news, the two brothers looked at the little brain axe in unison.

Thinking of their brother's IQ, the little monster who went to send a letter to Sun Wukong was basically used to smash the bones of the roaring dog, and it was destined to go and never return.

And although the little brain axe is his own person, he has heard too many things that he shouldn't hear.

So.....

Even if they didn't think that the cerebellar axe would leak the matter, the two of them still felt the need to silence it for the sake of safety.

Since it is going to be extinguished, it is better to make the best use of it.

Anyway, these little demons are not mentally sound, and they obey the orders of the kings.

It's better to let the cerebellar axe go to Sun Wukong to deliver the news, and at the same time borrow Sun Wukong's hand to kill people and destroy his mouth.

Having made up their minds, the two arranged tasks for the cerebellar axe.

The little brain axe glanced at the two kings with a complicated look, nodded and took the task.

On the other side, Tang Sanyu had already taken a bath under the service of the two female goblins, and by the way, he shaved the hair that was about to grow on his head under the costume of a fox elf.

Leaning comfortably in the cauldron of boiling warm water, listening to the conversation between the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn, Tang San's eyes burned with a slow fire of gossip.

"Okay, you are too old man, and you have a little lover in the world.

I used to think that you were too forgetful and high.

But I don't want you to untie your belt by yourself for a female goblin, or an old and decrepit female goblin.

It turns out that you are such a Taishang Laojun. ”

Secretly thinking in his heart, Tang Sanfu was rubbing himself in the pot while secretly thinking about how much benefit this gossip could get to himself when he saw Taishang Laojun.

"Master, did you make it?

That Taishang Laojun actually has a junior in the human world. ”

After thinking about it for a long time, holding back a big gossip in his heart, Tang Sanfu had a feeling of not vomiting and unhappy.

Looking left and right, there was no one else except the little monster, and Tang San, who had no one to talk to, thought secretly in his heart.

And then......

"When did Taishang Laojun have the original match?"

Su Luo's words stopped Tang San's burial.

When did the original match come in?

Yes, when did Taishang Laojun have the original match??

Without the original match, where is the junior?

There is no extramarital affair, how can I hold this little tail to blackmail?

Finished!

I finally caught a ***, but it turned out to be ..... This is a long one.

"Huh? Wrong! ”

was feeling sorry for himself, Tang Sanfu suddenly thought that although Taishang Laojun did not have any original match, there was no Xiao San.

But what is the identity of the special Taishang Laojun?

The Dao Ancestor's Dao body in the Heavenly Court represents the Dao Ancestor who is high above.

The legendary existence of the forgetfulness of the great.

He is such a big guy that he has an unclear relationship with an old and decrepit goblin, and even untied his trouser belt as a token of love.

Such gossip is enough to set off a frenzy of the entire third sister.

If the old man didn't want to explode the entire Three Realms alive because of the scandal, he didn't want to have no face to see his disciples and grandchildren in the future.

Hey, hey, hey......

Take it, the hush money of the poor monk.

Thinking like this, Tang Sanfu became happy again.

Just as he was happy, the small brain axe on the other side had already left the lotus cave and walked on the way down the mountain.

As soon as the little brain axe came down the mountain, Tang Sanfu secretly contacted several of his apprentices and explained the plan of the two of them that he had learned.

At the same time, Tang Sanfu also made his own response.

The beauty of adults is a virtue, and as a young man of the Tang Dynasty, Tang Sanfu felt that he should carry forward this virtue.

Since Golden Horn and Silver Horn wanted the old lady in their mouth to be killed by the Great Sage, then he felt that he had to meet their little expectations.

Of course, it's impossible to get killed, and if you kill without a witness, where can you go to blackmail Taishang Laojun??

It's just that you can't get it dead, and it's okay to get half dead or mostly dead.

Secretly discussed his plan with his apprentices, Tang Sanfu told the Great Sage, don't kill the little brain axe.

traveled tens of thousands of miles all the way west, and finally met such a clear stream in the little demon world, and I still wanted to train it well.

If the Great Sage is killed, he will have to waste another elixir.

After telling the Great Sage not to scare the little brain axe, and at the same time letting the Great Sage block the road on the route set by the Golden Horn and Silver Horn, and make their old lady half dead, Tang Sanzang cut off the contact.

Looking at the two little demons who were guarding his side before guarding the door before, Tang Sanzang thought to himself, how to separate these two guys?

Just as I was thinking about it, the golden horn and the silver horn came over together.

Before the two demons had time to meet, Silver Horn glanced at the two demons.

Two knives fell, and the two little demons were in different places.

It turned out that the silver horn already knew that the two little demons were fooled by the small brain axe to find the horse that made a scream, and stole the stone and turned it into white horse meat, so he deliberately cut down the two little demons to stand up for what he was going to do next.

Tang San was happy when he saw it.

I was sleepy and sent a pillow, and I was worried about how to take these two little demons away to find the golden horn and silver horn, and the two of them came directly to cut people.

Seeing that the silver horn had taken a look at himself and turned around and walked out, Tang Sanzang was willing to let go of this opportunity.

Immediately raised his hand and pointed at the back of Silver Horn, and a golden light invisible to the naked eye flew out of his fingertips and fell on Silver Horn's body.

"After all, this gold rope is someone else's trouser belt, and the poor monk should return it to its original owner."