Chapter 926: limerick
Liu Yanchang's eyes were hot, and he stared salivating at the altar, the three virgins with a beautiful and dignified posture had already been waiting for his wretched wife in Liujia Village.
In fact, Liu Yanchang has already married, and the original partner is in Liujia Village.
On this trip, I went to Beijing to catch the exam, and my family was poor, so naturally I didn't have the money to bring my wife.
Liu Yanchang stared at the statue of the Three Virgins with squinting eyes, but he didn't know that the eyes of the statue were in the palace, and the two shadows were staring at him with gloomy faces.
"Niangniang, this poor scholar is really rude, he dares to blaspheme the gods, Chaoxia will drive him out."
Glancing at Liu Yanchang, Chaoxia felt disgusted.
Although she was a little worried that the Third Holy Mother would be with Mu Qingxiao, compared to Mu Qingxiao's graceful and free manner, the undisguised gaze of this rogue disciple in front of her was simply disgusting.
"Forget it, it's just a mortal, don't bother."
Glancing at Liu Yanchang, the Third Holy Mother was very unhappy in her heart, she had come to guard the front of Huashan, and she had never met such a mortal who disgusted her.
But she is a heavenly god, so she naturally doesn't want to deal with an ordinary man, she just wants the latter to draw lots and make a wish as soon as possible, and it is best to leave.
After about ten minutes, Liu Yanchang's original purpose of coming to Xiyue Temple was forgotten, and he originally came to ask for a signature, but now he has no such thoughts.
Reluctantly retracting his gaze, Liu Yanchang looked left and right, and saw that someone had left a poem on the wall on the left, his eyes lit up, and he suddenly had an idea in his heart.
Glancing around the Xiyue Temple, I happened to see that there was still some space on the wall on the right, put down the book basket behind it, took out the pen and ink in it, and began to write the wall after grinding the ink.
After leaving the poems, Liu Yanchang looked back at the statue of the Three Virgins, put away the pen and ink, put the book basket on his back, turned around and walked straight to the foot of Huashan.
Seeing that Liu Yanchang did not ask for a signature, but left a poem on the wall, the three virgins and Chaoxia looked at each other.
After Liu Yanchang left, as two brilliant light clusters swept out of the statue, two shadows appeared in Xiyue Temple.
Falling on the ground, Chaoxia walked into the wall and looked, and a poem came into view:
Red, red, green, and green are gods,
Clay sculpture wood carved gold dressed.
If there is three points of breath in the throat,
Worthy of being made with / bed by someone.
After reading the poems on the wall, Chaoxia's face turned blue and red, and a cold killing intent flashed in her eyes.
And there is no rhyme in the verse, which shows the mediocrity of talent.
After glancing back at the poems on the left wall, Chaoxia shook her head, this gap is simply not a star and a half.
Next to him, the Three Virgins frowned slightly, glanced at the verses on the wall, and said with a gloomy face: "Chaoxia, wipe it off." ”
"Yes, sissy."
In response, Chaoxia waved his long sleeves, and the immortal law surged, and the words on the wall were like covered with water, and the speed visible to the naked eye disappeared.
After doing everything, Chaoxia's anger in her heart still couldn't be calmed, and she said: "Niangniang, that ordinary man really deserves to die!" ”
The Third Holy Mother was also very uncomfortable in her heart, this was simply Chi Guoguo's teasing of herself, how could she tolerate this kind of behavior.
Suddenly, the two women turned into rainbow light and swept in the direction where Liu Yanchang left.
After the two girls left, the space was slightly distorted, and Mu Qingxiao's figure had already appeared in Xiyue Temple, looking at the blank wall on the right, a smile appeared on his face.
It seems that the plot still does not deviate, and the next thing is that the Three Virgins cast a spell to make Liu Yanchang faint, but he relented for a while and rescued him.
The Three Virgins have been lonely for a thousand years, and Liu Yanchang has been married again, so it is natural to deal with this simple little girl.
In the end, Yang Jian, the true monarch of Erlang, learned the reason for the incident and was furious, and had to suppress the Three Holy Ladies under Huashan.
Afterwards, Liu Yanchang, a guy who has no pen and ink in his belly, is naturally impossible to go to high school, and after returning to his hometown after failing the list, he can only rely on pasted paper lanterns to live.
In this context, if you have a little ability to read, as long as you have a little brain, no matter how bad you are, you can write for others, sell paintings or something, but this guy actually went home to paste paper lanterns, it is simply a hole in his brain.
The most important thing is that the Three Holy Mothers are actually concubines with this guy.
Thinking of this, Mu Qingxiao completely understood Yang Jian's thoughts, his sister was the high Third Holy Mother, and she was actually abducted by this kind of person, and she was still a concubine.
If he was Yang Jian, it would not be as simple as scaring Liu Yanchang.
In terms of feelings, Mu Qingxiao naturally can't blame others, but Liu Yanchang is just an ordinary man, and among ordinary people, he is the kind of person who has a wife and goes out to fool around.
The two are simply not comparable.
Now, the Third Holy Mother is already his own woman, if Liu Yanchang dares to do anything crooked, Mu Qingxiao will never mind sending him to see the King of Hades as soon as possible.
When he came back to his senses, Mu Qingxiao concealed his breath, turned into sword light and rose into the sky, following behind the Three Holy Mothers and Chaoxia, he wanted to see how this Liu Yanchang could jump.
Liu Yanchang is just a mortal, and he descends the mountain very slowly, and the Three Holy Mothers and Chaoxia caught up with him in a blink of an eye.
At this time, Liu Yanchang had just arrived at the foot of the mountain, carrying a book basket along the winding road and preparing to leave.
Above the void, the Three Holy Mothers glanced at Liu Yanchang with cold eyes, the slender jade hand was raised, the immortal power surged, and a thick dark cloud instantly appeared in the originally cloudless sky.
In an instant, dark clouds were thick, lightning and thunder roared, and the whole sky was darkened in an instant.
"Boom! Bang! Bang! ”
In the void, a thunderbolt exploded, and Liu Yanchang on the ground was so frightened by the sudden thunder that his body trembled, and he almost lost his soul.
"This ...... It didn't just rain the day before yesterday, so why did it rain again? ”
Liu Yanchang's face was pale, he looked up at the cloudy sky, obviously frightened by the thunderbolt on a sunny day, and stammered when he spoke.
The muffled sound of thunder continued, and in the next second, the wind howled, and the pouring rain fell down, crackling on Liu Yanchang's face, hitting his cheeks painfully.
Suddenly, Liu Yanchang's whole person became a soup chicken, embarrassed, and he still had the appearance of being handsome before.
The storm was raging, and the bean-sized raindrops hit his face, making him look confused, and the rain became heavier and heavier, making his vision blurred.
The wind blew, blowing him crookedly, and Liu Yanchang's thin body was like a broken candle in the wind, swaying non-stop.
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PS: According to legend, Liu Yanchang has the original wife, and when Agarwood committed the crime, Liu Yanchang's wife's son also helped him take the blame.
Moreover, during the twenty years that the Three Holy Mothers were pressed under the mountain, Liu Yanchang lived with the original wife's wife and son.
Liu Yanchang's lame talent was not appreciated by anyone at all, so that he could only go home and paste paper lanterns to live.
I don't like the character of Liu Yanchang very much, so you know it.
(End of chapter)