Exorcism (2)
Ye Liangchen said with a smile while slowly spreading out the paper.
Gong Jingchen didn't pay attention to her, he just wanted to look at her quietly and watch how she pretended to be a ghost.
Ye Liangchen lifted the pen again and dipped some ink into the inkstone, at the same time, she glanced at Gong Jingchen lightly with her eyes, and seeing that he seemed to be very idle, Ye Liangchen continued: "Hey, don't help me, forget it, don't run around, be careful to provoke that evil." ”
"It's okay, I'm not afraid. Anyway, with you as a master, those evil spirits are coming out, isn't it a good time for you to show your talents? ”
Gong Jingchen patted the dust on his hands, just now he found that there was an animal footprint in this room, maybe this is the crux of the problem.
"That's right, go close the door for me." Ye Liangchen smiled proudly and continued to bury his head in drawing the charm.
This time, the way she draws the charm is still the same as the one she used to fool Mr. Yin and Yang, so it is more handy to draw.
And her whole person also looks calm, just like the general who is strategizing.
After drawing the charms, Ye Liangchen looked at Gong Jingchen again and ordered: "Don't be stunned, go and paste these charms on the window for me." ”
Gong Jingchen raised his eyebrows, he hooked the charm with his jade hand, and casually pasted it on the window.
Ye Liangchen knocked on the table again, and said in a very dissatisfied tone: "How many times have I told you, you must take this talisman seriously, and your attitude must be sincere, otherwise this is disrespect for the gods." Got it? ”
Gong Jingchen smiled and said: "It's useless to be sincere in your attitude, I don't believe you try." Why don't you call out again in an extremely sincere tone and see if this immortal can manifest itself. ”
Hearing this, Ye Liangchen immediately choked. How can this immortal be revealed, this is obviously not to find her under the stairs.
Count you ruthless! Ye Liangchen glanced at Gong Jingchen, she pursed her lips and said, "Don't be so troublesome, the gods are at ease in my heart, in fact, I can understand it." ”
After pasting the charm, Ye Liangchen picked up the bell and shook it everywhere. She also forgot what the next step was, and just pretended to look left and right, as if she could really see something.
After a long time, Ye Liangchen's expression became solemn. I saw that her eyes were staring at the air on the ground, her middle finger and index finger together and stretched out into the air, and then said in an extremely sad and righteous tone.
"Be bold and demonic, don't forget to show up quickly, otherwise this half-immortal will definitely let you be wiped out!"
After that, Ye Liangchen fought with the air again, and she showed the taekwondo she had learned to the fullest, anyway, these people couldn't understand her moves, and they completely thought that she was slaying demons and eliminating demons.
Seeing that Ye Liangchen was already a little eyebrow-raising, Vanilla looked at Gong Jingchen happily and said: "It seems that this time I have invited a master, and Mr. Yin and Yang who was invited before said that there is no sneakiness here at all." Now, thanks to this gentleman, he has the upper hand in this situation, and he thinks that he will succeed today. ”
"Then I'll congratulate Vanilla Girl first, but I'm going to go up and help her, and see if this evil is a little powerful!" Gong Jingchen pretended to be worried, as if he could really see something.
Vanilla just looked at the two of them with a cute face, although she couldn't understand them, but she believed them very much.
Ye Liangchen opened his teeth and danced his claws for a while, and as soon as he turned around, he found that there was an extra person behind him. She was startled at first, and only after finding out that it was Gong Jingchen did Ye Liangchen breathe a sigh of relief.
"What are you doing here?" Ye Liangchen raised his foot and drew a semicircle in the sky, then picked up the bowl and sprinkled some rice grains on the ground. Anyway, that action, that look, is directly restored by God.
If Gong Jingchen didn't know that she was afraid of ghosts, he would really think that she would exorcise ghosts.
Ye Liangchen sprinkled rice grains while babbling words in his mouth that others couldn't understand. After that, Ye Liangchen smashed the bowl again, and then scolded: "Be bold and evil, if you don't leave, you will be broken and you will never be reincarnated." ”
Gong Jingchen also sprinkled rice grains according to the cat's drawing, and then he slowly approached Ye Liangchen and whispered: "I didn't expect you to be very clever at deceiving people, but if there is really something unclean here, you are not afraid of provoking it?" ”
Ye Liangchen shook the bell as much as he could: "I'm really not afraid of this, if there is really something unclean, then it should have come out a long time ago." ”
"Don't be afraid of it for a while......" After speaking, Gong Jingchen followed Ye Liangchen's example, and read it with a god, he thought it was quite funny.
"Why should I be scared for a while, I pretend to be so similar, they won't find out that I am a fake Mr. Yin and Yang, don't worry."
Ye Liangchen took another sip of tea, sprayed it on the ground, and shouted into the air: "Now I finally know how powerful this half-immortal is, why don't you catch it immediately, maybe there is a glimmer of life!" ”
"yes, give up struggling." Gong Jingchen also echoed.
Air: What did I do to hurt the sky? Am I just an air in your way? If it weren't for the oxygen in me, would you two be alive until now? You just say how good you are! You are amazing, I really haven't realized it? What does it mean to be tied up? Spare me not to die. What gives up struggling? May I ask what I'm doing that people are angry about, huh?
"What's next?" Gong Jingchen felt that Brother Li had a ghost idea, and it was right to listen to her this time.
This Brother Li just likes to play around. Just now, he was sprinkling rice grains like her, but now he couldn't help but look at her.
Ye Liangchen's side face is extremely beautiful, her eyebrows are like daisies in distant mountains, but there are a few blush on her face. The straight nose bridge is not heroic, but more and more feminine.
"Kill a rooster." Ye Liangchen stopped what he was doing and walked towards the poor rooster.
The rooster was frightened and curled up in a ball, with a full plea for mercy. But Ye Liangchen had no sympathy at the moment, she didn't even blink her eyes and picked up the rooster directly, and then picked up a knife.
"Are you really going to kill chickens?" Gong Jingchen felt undoubted. The women around him were even afraid of small animals, let alone killing? And this Brother Li is indeed a little different......
Ye Liangchen nodded, and then put the rooster on the ground, ready to be executed.
A certain woman took the knife directly and slashed at the rooster's neck. Soon, the rooster was split in two, and Ye Liangchen's face was splashed with a few drops of blood.
"You take this down and let its blood out for me." Ye Liangchen picked up the handkerchief and wiped the blood on the knife, then gently placed the knife on the table.
Gong Jingchen was directly stunned when he saw this, this Brother Li is simply decisive! But when he saw the warm blood on her face, Gong Jingchen stretched out his hand and wiped her gently: "What kind of trick are you?" But what you did just now was beyond my expectations. ”