Chapter 19: Waste Player
Because of reality-related items and the appearance of the necromantic Li Ziyang, the player's enthusiasm has been raised to the limit, and there have been no players who have permanently quit for several days!
But the same rice breeds a hundred kinds of people, there are still a very small number of people who dare not step out of the novice village, most of these people have been pampered since childhood, and have never encountered this situation.
They can't even get past the few tigers and snakes at the entrance of the village, and this kind of person thinks about when gold coins will be sent from the sky, or dreams of eternal life.
After waking up from the dream, I still can't take that step, these people's excuses are strange, most of them are afraid of pain or the tiger snake is too terrible, but of course there are many, many excuses and they are extremely strange.
These people gathered at the entrance of the village, either laughing at each other or praising each other, and they even thought about extortion, but after the Li Ziyang incident, the county government became more and more strict.
One of them often talks about state cadres, for fear that people don't know how much background they have, and they have blackmailed many people in the game, but after becoming famous, no one will be fooled anymore.
Everyone may still have the impression that this person is Comrade Wang Youcai, deputy director of the Demolition and Relocation Office.
After no one was fooled, he could only take a bronze sword that he had been deceived and came to the entrance of the village tremblingly, he had been angry with himself for several days, that is, he was ready to really become a 'man'.
It stands to reason that his equipment, when he fights a tiger and snake, must be chopping vegetables and melons, but this cowardly bag has not yet approached the attack distance, and his legs are trembling.
"Haha... Director Wang, you can't do it! ”
According to the usual practice, these cowards must inevitably laugh at each other, and this person forgot that he had never even come out of the door, although Director Wang was more than enough to coax him.
"What a coward, don't come out and be embarrassed!"
This person is a little better, he went out once, but he was scared, and what he was happiest about was to laugh at those who thought they were inferior to himself, such as the current Wang Youcai.
"Come back quickly, this game doesn't have any future, quit!"
This person has been persuading others not to play, and keeps talking about broken games and bad games, but he just doesn't want to quit.
At this time, a player walked by, glanced at the group of people with disdain, and spat out:
"A bunch of rubbish!"
This angered the group, and the foul language was like a machine gun, and the player ignored them and went straight out of the novice village, giving him a middle finger when he passed by Wang Youcai.
This made Wang Youcai's face pale, and he cursed in his heart: "Diao Min... It's really a diao people who have no quality, and when the director stands on the top, he must lick his boots with this kid! ”
Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing, as if he had stood at the pinnacle of the game, got eternal life, and countless riches and beauties beckoned to him.
A fat man, standing outside the range of the tiger and snake's vigilance, smirked stupidly, and that's not all, dancing with a swordsman! made many people think he was having a seizure.
"Hey... Director Wang, what kind of dance are you dancing! ”
Someone shouted.
This shout brought Wang Youcai back to reality, and at a glance he saw that the tiger snake was spitting scarlet snake letter at him!
"Oh mom!"
Wang Youcai sat on the ground, causing the group to laugh.
Wang Youcai, who felt that he was superior, how could he stand such ridicule, and finally broke out, shouting wow, raising the bronze sword in his hand, and rushing in the direction of the tiger snake!
Wang Youcai finally entered the vigilance range of the tiger snake, and the tiger snake hissed and swam towards him, but the speed was not fast.
This bluffed many people, but in his contradictory heart at this time, the proportion of fear increased with the approach of the tiger snake, and finally closed his eyes in fright, not daring to look at the terrifying tiger snake.
With his eyes closed, he swung his sword indiscriminately, and he was able to slash at the nimble tiger snake, which was a ghost, and finally the tiger snake bit his ass.
After feeling the severe pain, Director Wang's first reaction was not to resist, but to run desperately towards the novice village, shouting incessantly...... Help, help!
Wang Youcai, who was level 1, couldn't run to the entrance of the village at all, so he disappeared into the white light, and the group of people at the entrance of the village were still laughing, but he couldn't hear it anymore.
Wang Youcai, who was sitting on the ground in the safety zone, looked around like a fool, looking around blankly, looking at the 'Diao Min' in his eyes, these 'Diao Min' didn't care about him as a 'national cadre' at all, and were busy with his own affairs.
This made him feel extremely unbalanced in his heart, and evil grew from his guts, and he actually stood up, ran in one direction, came to a corner where there was no one behind, and shouted to the sky:
"I'm a national cadre, why fight that terrible monster with this gang of untouchables, I want gold coins, I want rank, I want eternal life, no matter who made this game, hurry up and give it to this director!"
Speaking of this, he seemed to think of something, and his face instantly became treacherous and proud.
"By the way, this game is spreading cults, if you don't give me benefits, I'll report to the government and let the government ban you, no matter what your purpose is, if you don't meet me, you won't be able to open it, you have to be in awe of the power of the country, the power of the people hahaha......"
Wang Youcai looked like crazy, as if he had grasped the handle of the other party, as if he was representing the country and the people.
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Yang Tian had already been reminded by the Heavenly Dao and saw this scene of crying and laughing.
"Is this guy crazy?" Yang Tian was stunned and said, "This person must be abnormal!"
"No!" Tian Dao replied, "His brain waves are not abnormal, they are just in high excitement!"
"Then he's an idiot!" Yang Tian's face gradually became gloomy.
"Totally agree!" Tiandao said calmly, he is not as indignant as Yang Tian, a worm scolded you, are you still going to scold back?
"Threatening the Lord God, it should be wiped out!"
The content of this sentence was extremely cold, and even Yang Tian was a little surprised, and his mind gradually calmed down.
"No, at least not now, and erasing is actually a relief for him, just kick him out, kick him out forever, I want to see how big a wave he can make?"
Yang Tian sneered, he had never covered up anything, he had this confidence, and now there was no one who could really threaten him... On this blue star!
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Wang Youcai, who was constantly threatening and shouting, felt more and more that he was extremely wise, and it seemed that he was definitely invincible this time, until a system prompt sounded in his ears:
Player Wang Youcai No. 2876 was punished for insulting and threatening the game official, and was permanently kicked out of the game!
Wang Youcai opened his mouth wide and wanted to say something, but the whole person disappeared in the white light, and when he woke up in bed, he scolded directly, and all kinds of foul words continued to spurt out with spittle.
"Smack!"
He was greeted by a big mouth!
His fat wife, who was as fat as a pig, was woken up and left a big red handprint on his face!
What's funny is that Wang Youcai, who was arrogant before, shrank in the corner of the bed and shivered like a cat and mouse at this time!
His wife is the daughter of the deputy mayor, and she is his own Yangguan Avenue, so it is his daily routine to be afraid of his wife!