The depressed one in Tian Toad's heart, he has been a monk since he was a child, he was picked up and raised by an old Taoist priest, he doesn't know who his parents are, and he has lived freely over the years.

Well, it is indeed his fault to yearn for the prosperity of the six desires under the mountain, but he never thought that the days under the mountain were so difficult and difficult?

Just half a year ago, the old Taoist priest who supported him was said to be returning to the west, so his old man gave him a hexagram, saying that he would go down the mountain all the way to the east, and there would be a fairy fate.

The toad, who longed for the prosperity of the mountain, went down the mountain in such a daze.

After waiting for him to go down the mountain, he knew that he had been deceived by the unscrupulous old Taoist master, this mountain is prosperous and lively, but where do the people under the mountain respect the monks, where can the Taoist priest place orders to eat casually? It's obviously a lie.

It costs money to eat a steamed bun at the foot of this mountain, but what is this money? Tian Toad really didn't know, so he naturally grabbed other people's things and ate them when he was hungry, and then, the days of being chased all over the street and beating all over the head began.

After going down the mountain for half a year, Tian Toad finally figured out that this is a materialistic society, and Taoist priests are a declining profession.

It can be said that the feng shui master is still very respected in these years, and he eats much more than him, an unscrupulous Taoist priest, and moreover, the feng shui master can also marry a wife and have children, and he will inherit the incense forever in the future.

And the feng shui master is to show people the feng shui of the house, casually calculate a hexagram, measure a word, deceive individuals, these things, he will do it?

So, the poor Toad began to prepare for the difficult process of transformation from a Taoist priest to a feng shui master - and his tattered clothes can prove that his transformation process was a failure.

Fortunately, he is still young, and with that tattered outfit, he can still deceive many people into sympathy when he stops at the door of other people's shopping malls and supermarkets.

Therefore, the unscrupulous Taoist priest Tian Toad did another part-time job - a beggar.

Every time he receives alms from others, Tian Toad is very painful, he is a Taoist priest, not a beggar, although the Taoist priest is also worshiped by the incense of the ten directions, but this is different from the concept of a beggar.

I was born at the wrong time, I think my ancestor was the first master, I heard that he was still the imperial Taoist of Emperor Jiajing, and those dignitaries and nobles saw him, and they had to call him an "old fairy", why did he become a little liar and a little flower child......

But no matter what, Tian Toad went all the way east, and he didn't see any great immortal fate that his unscrupulous master said.

Until yesterday, Tian Toad suddenly felt that the master did not lie to himself, this way to the east did have a great immortal fate, and he actually found the elixir on the shore of the West Lake.

That's an elixir, huh? He will never smell the smell wrong, the master said, the way of heaven has changed, there is no longer an elixir in this world, they Taoist priests, there is no way to cultivate immortals, there is no way to be like Lao Tzu back then, lifting the sun and soaring.

Those elixirs were born to grow for him, and this is his immortal fate.

Tian Toad couldn't hide the excitement in his heart, and immediately wanted to climb over the wall to come in, but look at the sun is still in the sky, the blue sky is white, if you are a thief, it is said that if you are caught, you will go to jail.

Tian Toad naturally didn't want to go to prison at all, he still had to collect elixir and strive to be a qualified Taoist priest.

Therefore, he found a place to squat, waited for the dead of night, and secretly climbed over the wall to come in - Tian Toad thought that his wall circumvention technique was definitely not so much stronger than his own divination technique, but when he just stepped into this courtyard, he suddenly hit the door of his head for a moment, and then, Tian Toad's eyes flashed with gold stars, poof, and fell to the ground.

When the toad woke up again, he had been hung on the handrail of the stairs, and then, a burly and sturdy man stood in front of him with such a fierce look.

But after Tian Toad explained his intention to the man, the man not only did not let him go, but also did not respect him as a monk, but rewarded him with two pot stickers and beat him screaming.

Then, the man stripped off his panties, slapped his ass by the way, and stuffed his stinky panties that he had worn for half a year into his mouth.

Tian Toad wants to cry without tears, this person is a robber, a bandit, and a bastard......

But just when the toad was about to despair, he actually saw a fairy? Yes, this must be a fairy, I used to hear the master say, how beautiful the women under the mountain are, their Taoist temple on the mountain, there are also many exquisite murals, the men on it are very obscene, but the fairies are very beautiful.

Originally, I thought that when I came down the mountain, I could observe the beauties under the mountain.

But Tian Toad went down the mountain for half a year, but he didn't see a few really good-looking women, and he was very disappointed.

It's just that just now, when Jimo Qinglian walked down from the upstairs, Tian Toad was shocked to find that this beautiful girl, with a smooth and fair face, was covered with a faint layer of light.

Is that...... Dragon energy?

Probably hung for a long time and confused? The toad blinked vigorously, looked over again, and found that the girl's face had a hazy faint light, which was the legendary dragon qi.

"Fairy ......" Tian Toad cried pitifully, and his two big eyes looked at Jimo Qinglian with a wink.

"Shut up" Niu Dasha walked over and slapped him directly, making the toad honestly shut his mouth, in the face of power, it is better to give in temporarily.

"Even if you don't send him to the Public Security Bureau, let him go first" Jimo Qinglian said with a wry smile, her life is really colorful, even the thief who touched the door is different.

But after all, this is a big living person, not an ornament, and he can't just hang him all the time, if he doesn't get it right, people will sue them for illegal imprisonment and abuse.

"Well, this kid can't run," Niu Dasha said, walking to the handrail of the stairs and reaching out to untie the rope.

Probably after being tied up for a long time, as soon as the little Taoist priest landed, he sat on the ground, rubbed his wrist and wiped his tears, crying pitifully.

"Let him go, he's still a child," Jimo Qinglian sighed softly.

"No," Qi Yanwu said sternly, "Just let him go, it's too cheap for him, I kidnapped you all of a sudden, and as a result, you got me to be a flower slave, and he sneaked in and stole things, so let him go, I'm not convinced."

Jimo Qinglian shook her head and sighed: "If you want to leave, I won't stop you."

In fact, now it is Qi Yanwu's dead face that Lai is not leaving in the Rejuvenation Fang, and he actually said that they seem to have really illegally detained him.

"I won't leave, and I can't just let him go so easily," Qi Yanwu said.

"Why?" Jimo Qinglian asked, feeling that Qi Yanwu's head seemed to have been brainwashed by Niu Dasha's fool recently, and he had become a little stupid, and very people could guess.

"What a good person, you say, don't learn well, learn from others to become a Taoist priest, and steal? Shouldn't you teach him a good lesson, and if you let him go like this, wouldn't it encourage his arrogance? Qi Yanwu is full of words, as if he has done something himself, "I must have watched too many martial arts movies now, and I went crazy." ”

I don't know who has watched too many martial arts movies, and going crazy is Mo Qinglian slandering in her heart.

"I am a real Taoist priest" Tian Toad rubbed his wrist, wiped his tears and said, although he really wants to be a popular feng shui master, but he will never forget his roots, he must clarify for himself that he is not a fake Taoist priest.

"Okay" Niu Dasha clasped his hands to his chest and nodded, "I admit that you are a Taoist priest, may I ask, which Taoist temple Qing Cultivation are you in?" He had to ask clearly, after all, it is said that there are still some branches of their faction, and it is not for nothing that they have entered the world like this, and it is not for nothing that they have become monks and live in seclusion.

If this little Taoist priest is like him, he has never been to school since he was a child, but he is just a disciple of a side branch who accidentally sneaks out to play, if he does too much now, it will be inconvenient to see each other in the future, it is better to ask clearly, after all, this little Taoist priest still knows the elixir.

"I have been cultivating at the top of Kunlun for thousands of years" Tian Toad was busy talking nonsense, these are all tricks he learned from observing those feng shui masters, you have to learn to fool this year, the more you can fool, the more people are afraid, the more they respect you, so ...... As soon as he opened his mouth, he said it unconsciously.

"Bang-", Niu Da was stupid and kicked at him, what kind of joke, and also cultivated the top of Kunlun, a thousand-year-old Tao? Phew

This time, Jimo Qinglian just flattened her mouth, because she felt that this little Taoist priest was really underbeaten, as Qi Yanwu said, whose children did not grow up, and saw too much martial arts, so they went crazy and actually practiced at the top of Kunlun for a thousand years?

"What I said is true, why are you hitting me?" The little Taoist priest cried again, wiping a handful of tears and snot on his robe, "I want to go back and tell my master, my master is too virtual and too empty......"

"You're really big," Niu Dasha scolded, "boy, what will you do?" ”

"I can tell hexagrams, divination, word measurement, and look at the ......" The little Taoist priest Tian Toad held his fingers and counted them together, but saw that even the good-looking fairy sister, her face was getting worse and worse, and her voice immediately became smaller and smaller, and finally, she finally whispered, "I will do it...... Clothes ...... "Does this count as something that you will do?"

"Just like you, kid, can you make clothes?" Qi Yanwu is a little strange, divination and word measurement...... It's obviously a swaggering statement, but making clothes, this is too easy to debunk, and people with a little brains won't talk nonsense, and this little Taoist priest looks only eighteen or nineteen years old, shouldn't he be studying fashion design?

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