"Yes, yes, the scholar ghost is the most powerful here, we all have to listen to him." The Shrinking Head nodded as well.

His head was connected, and no matter how much he nodded now, he would never lose his head again.

Ye Zhiqiu looked over, and saw that under the locust tree opposite, there was a gloomy male ghost, looking at his true appearance, he was only in his thirties when he died, but he was dressed and hairstyled in the Ming Dynasty.

The ghost scholar and Ye Zhiqiu's eyes met, smiled gloomily, took two steps forward, and arched his hand and said, "Old ghost Mai Changfei." ”

Ye Zhiqiu also returned the salute: "Grape, Ye Zhiqiu." ”

"Haha, the old ghost is to Xiaodao, Mai Changfei is to Ye Zhiqiu, it seems to be a couplet!" Mai Changfei laughed and said, "Old ghost, I am a Confucian disciple, you are a Taoist disciple, and we are also old friends." ”

Ye Zhiqiu had a black line: "Taoism and Confucianism, do you have a relationship?" ”

Mai Changfei smiled: "Of course there is friendship, in the past, Confucius once asked Lao Tzu, which is the root." Your grandfather and my grandfather are friends, and of course we are friends. ”

Ye Zhiqiu nodded: "Since we are friends, return my ghost boy first." ”

Mai Changfei smiled again: "If you want to get back your ghost boy, let's have to compete." Let me be convinced, and I will return the ghost boy to you. ”

"How to compete, let's say." Ye Zhiqiu asked.

Mai Changfei took two steps and said: "Old ghost, I read the Four Books and Five Classics, learn the way of Confucius and Mencius, and the gentleman does not move his hands. So, if you want to get back to your female ghost, don't fight with me, don't fight with me, let's compare the style. ”

"Bi Wencai?" Ye Zhiqiu was stunned.

If it's a fighting method, Ye Zhiqiu is not worried.

But Bi Wencai, how is this comparison?

"Why, Master Ye doesn't dare?" Mak Changfei asked.

"It's not that I don't dare, but I think it's not good to win or lose. Since ancient times, literati have been inferior to each other, and there is a saying that there is no first and no second martial arts. Ye Zhiqiu shook his head and said, "And there is a specialization in the art industry, if you take my four books and five classics, I will definitely lose." It's like if I take your Taoist classics, you will also lose. ”

"No, no, no." Mai Changfei shook his head again and again, and said: "We are not better than the Four Books and Five Classics today, nor are we better than the poems and songs, and it is very simple to play a game." The three-foot boy in the past can play. ”

"Okay, tell me about it." Ye Zhiqiu nodded.

Mai Changfei walked with a duck step, shook his head and said: "Cao Zijian is a talented man with eight buckets and five cars, and there is a good story of seven steps into a poem. Let's also learn the elegance of the ancients today, let's have a seven-step couplet, okay? ”

Ye Zhiqiu frowned and said, "Within seven steps, you have to make a couplet?" ”

"That's right, you can only do it within seven steps, and if you exceed the time, you will lose. There is also a limit to the couplet, but it is only a seven-character couplet, so as not to say that I am making things difficult for you. The old ghost said.

"Is that me right, or are you right?" Ye Zhiqiu asked again.

"The one who comes is a guest, let you go out first, I am the right one; Then I'll come out again, and you'll be right again. Whoever doesn't get it right loses. Mai Changfei said.

Ye Zhiqiu thought for a while, nodded and said, "Cheng, you wait!" ”

The one who comes out first in the couplet will definitely have the advantage.

Ye Zhiqiu pondered, come up with an absolute, so that the old ghost can't get right, and he will win, and he doesn't need to go to his couplet.

But Ye Zhiqiu couldn't remember anything absolute, so let the old ghost wait, he came to ask Liu Xue. When Liu Xue was a teenager, she was well-read before she fell into a coma, and she had the ability to never forget, so she must remember many absolutes.

Coming to Liu Xue, Ye Zhiqiu whispered: "Xue'er help, give me an absolute, kill that old ghost!" Let him know that I am the king of kings! ”

"This is really not easy, if you find a ready-made couplet from the ancient book, I am afraid that the old ghost can remember the next couplet. Let me think about it, make a sentence of my own uplink, and let him do it right. Liu Xue frowned slightly, rolled her eyes to think, and suddenly leaned into Ye Zhiqiu's ear, and said with a smile: "Yes, that's it......"

It turns out that Cher is also so dirty?

Ye Zhiqiu was overjoyed, thanked Liu Xue, turned around and returned to the altar, and said to the old ghost: "Old ghost, Shanglian is here, listen carefully." ”

Mai Changfei smiled proudly: "You say." ”

Ye Zhiqiu coughed twice and said, "Shanglian is - I bought a watch last year!" ”

"What is this couplet?" Mai Changfei was stunned.

"That's it, hurry up, within seven steps!" Ye Zhiqiu said.

The old ghost frowned, paced slowly, and thought about the next link.

Walking to the fifth step, the old ghost stopped, turned around and said, "You sold one person in the Ming Dynasty." ”

Ye Zhiqiu shook his head: "No, no, no, bullshit, you still call yourself a Confucian disciple!" ”

"If you make a nonsense sentence, I'll be right, why doesn't it make sense!" The old ghost was a little angry.

Ye Zhiqiu said with a smile: "My words are scolding, and modern people know it." What that really means is ...... I'll fuck you...... What's the thing you're talking about? ”

Mai Changfei is an old ghost, so naturally he can't understand the meaning of this sentence, and after being stunned for a while, he said angrily: "Ye Zhiqiu, such an elegant thing, you actually scold people with foul language, you have simply lost the face of your ancestors, this doesn't count!" Now it's time for me to come out, you're right! ”

Ye Zhiqiu shrugged his shoulders and thought to himself, what I came out of doesn't count, what you do, if I can't get it right, I don't count either!

The old ghost was still angry, and said: "I'll just say an old couplet for you to be right, it's a palindrome pair, and the upside-down thoughts are all the same." Listen up – draw a lotus monk! ”

This couplet is really old enough, but Ye Zhiqiu can't remember the couplet for a while.

I've seen it before, but I can't remember it in a hurry.

Walking to the fifth step, Ye Zhiqiu suddenly blessed his heart, turned around, pointed at Mai Changfei, and opened his mouth to say: "Gou Ri old ghost Lao Ri Gou!" ”

There was silence for three seconds, and then a burst of laughter erupted!

Those old ghosts who have wisdom and understand human speech are all laughing and swaying, and they can hardly stand.

The old ghost with a shrunken head was worried that his freshly picked up head would fall off with laughter, and he held his head in his hands and laughed.

Wang Han is laughing, Xiao Tai Sui is laughing, and Liu Yan is also laughing.

Liu Xue couldn't help it, covered her mouth and turned around to laugh.

Mai Changfei grimaced in the laughter of everyone, his grimace was hideous, and suddenly the ghost claws poked out and pounced on Ye Zhiqiu: "Stinky boy, I treat each other politely, but you have repeatedly teased me, today, this is your burial place!" ”

The words that are good are gone, the demeanor of the Confucian disciples is gone, and the Sven of the scholar is gone.

The old ghost Mai Changfei still couldn't help it after all, and wanted to decide with Ye Zhiqiu whether he would win or lose.

"Old ghost, it's all your choice, come on!" Ye Zhiqiu raised his hand and slashed at the old ghost!

The old ghost turned his face and did it, which was exactly what Ye Zhiqiu wanted!

Compared with the literary style, everyone can talk nonsense to each other and disagree with each other, and the competition method is simple.

Whoever wins, stands; If you lose, lie down, it's that simple! (2nd Update)

Two watches at 12 o'clock at noon, two watches at 9 o'clock in the evening, I hope everyone will come to see on time.

(End of chapter)