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"Are you shopping in the underworld right now? Can I go down and come up? I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead.
Zhou Xianxian's face was solemn, as if he was thinking about this matter very seriously, "I went down once, but at that time, it was my grandmother who opened the altar to cast spells, if I want to open the altar, it is estimated that there is a thirty percent chance of coming back alive." ”
Rub, three percent?
Zhou Xianxian's sworn thirty percent is estimated to be only 0.30 percent, is it good!!
I haven't forgotten who gave me the ticket to avoid being married, and as a result?
and chasing zombies that day, if it weren't for Qin Muchen and Yu Rui coming, would we have escaped alive?
Chow Tai Sin's words are no longer credible!!
My head shook like a rattle, "Forget it, it's a big deal to live with two underworld husbands in this life, and I'll talk about it when they want to hurt me." ”
"Wrong, it's two husbands and one husband."
"You're looking for death!" I kicked Zhou Xianxian, this guy doesn't care about himself, he doesn't worry about it at all.
I didn't talk to Zhou Xianxian for a while before my mother heard the news, and I quickly told Xianxian not to talk nonsense in front of my mother, and said that all the ghosts around me are gone, and these ghosts around me are all good ghosts and will not hurt me.
Fortunately, Zhou Xianxian was still reliable at the critical moment, and she was stunned for a moment, and when she heard that my ghost husband was gone, my mother didn't say anything.
But Uncle He, who has been eating with his head down, is calm and strange.
I hurriedly picked up the dishes for Uncle He, "Uncle He, they have been with me for a while, I already treat them as family, if Sheng Xiao minds......"
"Sheng Xiao won't mind, let's do funeral business, it's normal to encounter some 'things'."
"Uncle He, don't you mind at all? I heard that Sheng Xiao found a job in the city hospital, but what kind of job he couldn't find based on his conditions? ”
I originally wanted to find out Uncle He's tone, but I didn't expect Uncle He to smile and comfort me, "Don't worry, Niu'er, Sheng Xiao is an honest person, and he believes in your heart, even if the beautiful girl is put in front of him, he will not be tempted." ”
Zhou Xianxian chopped the rice and laughed so hard that he couldn't do it.
I quickly glanced at her and nodded at Uncle He, "It's good if you don't mind, it's okay if you don't mind." ”
Nima: What else can I say?
Uncle He is an honest man, and he has always done his duty, but where is He Shengxiao honest, he was the one who spread the word that my family opened a funeral parlor back then, so that the whole school felt like a ghost when they saw me.
left an indelible shadow on my childhood, so much so that I didn't dare to make friends later, and Zhou Xianxian was the only one who could be called a friend since I was a child.
Qin Muchen left, and the immortal stayed to sleep with me at night, and taught me spells by the way, in her words, to prepare for me to go to the Netherworld.
Although I don't agree with this reason, I still want to learn spells, and I get serious.
She took out an antique-like incense burner from her bag, inserted three sandalwood incense sticks in it, and then burned a charm and drew a meditation-like gossip on the ground.
As he painted, he said to me, "Remember, you can just do it next time you don't have me." ”
I quickly took a picture of the gossip with my phone, "But I don't have this incense burner!" ”
"Do you have no incense burners? I don't know how to take a small one and put it on my body? Zhou Xianxian glanced at me speechlessly.
I poured, looking at her incense burner delicate and more antique, I thought there was some special use, it turned out to be just incense...
After Zhou Xianxian drew the talisman, she washed her hands, cut her hair, and then sat down cross-legged, and I quickly followed her example and sat cross-legged in front of her.
Slowly lift your hands from your side and reach out to the top of your head and close them, during which you breathe in and out nine times, and then put your hands down from your front to form a ball and place them in the lower Dan, feeling the breath flowing in your body.
The method of the Immortal Immortal Sect is similar to what Qin Muchen said, cultivating on the inside, forming on the outside, and practicing a true qi in the body, which is similar to qigong.
But I didn't feel any breath flowing in my body at all, I just knew that I was so sleepy with my eyes closed when I was full, and I didn't even know when I fell asleep.
I seem to have dreamed of Zhou Xianxian and her grandmother!
Her grandmother was short in stature, carrying her on her back, and she stood in front of me like a dwarf, holding a ring ruler and constantly hitting me in the head, beating my whole body, so that I grinned and couldn't escape if I wanted to.
The ring ruler was like smearing chili water, which made me hot all over, and the spicy energy seemed to seep into my blood, making my whole body as uncomfortable as a fire.
"Her grandmother, please stop fighting!"
"My own grandma, I can't stand it anymore!!"
I was slapped twice in the face, I finally became angry, and yelled at Zhou Xianxian's grandmother, "Xianxian's grandmother, what are you going to do?" ”
"Hey, get up, and you're still going crazy?"
"Chen Taohua!!"
I opened my eyes in pain, and the chaotic vision slowly cleared, only to find myself curled up on the ground and shivering, Zhou Xianxian squatted in front of me and raised his hand, it seemed that he still wanted to fan me, and when he saw that I was awake, he quickly withdrew his hand.
"You slapped me just now?"
As if I had been struck by lightning, I rolled over and lay up straight, only to find that it was already dawn outside.
I rubbed it, and it was dawn so soon that I didn't feel like I was asleep at all.
Zhou Xianxian sat on the ground with a pout, "Grandma is too partial, she didn't give me a bloodline when I first started, and when I came to you, I actually personally taught you to open up the second vein of Rendu." ”
I wiped, it turned out that I wasn't dreaming, I really saw Zhou Xianxian and her grandmother.
After lying on the ground for a while, my body was much better, not only did the hot feeling disappear, but I felt refreshed all over my body, as if I had endless strength, and I jumped a carp and turned over.
Zhou Xianxian was taken aback, "How is it possible?" How did you do it? ”
Just now, I forgot that I was caught by a ghost, and the fairy didn't know about it.
That's it, the immortals have taught me the Maoshan technique, what else can't I tell her, so I tore open the collar and revealed the purple peach blossom on my chest, Qin Muchen's name was impressive, which made my heart throb faintly.
Immortal also saw it, but she didn't care about Qin Muchen's name, but asked anxiously, "What's the matter with your wound?" ”
I had to tell Xianxian the truth about being caught by evil ghosts in the hospital, Xianxian first turned pale after hearing it, and then slapped me on the head, "You stupid, why didn't you tell me about such an important thing earlier?" ”
I wanted to cover the wound, but the collar was roughly pulled up by Zhou Xianxian, and he stared at the wound very carefully.
"This wound is so ugly, and Qin Muchen engraved his name, I am ashamed to death, where do I dare to show you."
Zhou Xianxian's face turned red after realizing it, and he threw me away fiercely, "Bad taste." ”
I hurriedly straightened out my clothes, "Don't worry, Yu Rui and Qin Muchen have treated me, so it won't hurt, but it looks a little scary, and I won't dare to wear low-necked clothes in the future." ”
"Qin Muchen and Yu Rui, two straw bales, what are you doing with so much ghostly anger, making you a ghost and a ghost!"
"You're not a human or a ghost, I'm normal."
I walked around the house and moved my muscles, and the ghost spirit and Grandma Zhou opened up the second pulse of Ren Du for me, and I even felt like I was stepping on a gust of wind when I walked, and I really doubted that I could fly if I ran faster.
Zhou Xianxian's face was solemn and silent, and it took a long time before he came up with a sentence, "You take some time, I'll take you to my aunt's place to see if she has any way?" ”
I reached out and stroked her furrowed eyebrows, "Don't worry, I'm not afraid of any worse situation now, even if I die, I will definitely become a ghost, and I will stay by your side to do things for you when the time comes." ”
Zhou Xianxian opened my hand and yelled at me, "I'm afraid you'll become a ghost before you die!" ”
"Not really, right?"
"You are the daughter of Taiyin, and you are already yin and strong, and they give you ghost qi again, you are almost no different from ghosts, and you don't know if you accidentally enter the ghost gate one day, hurry up and marry He Shengxiao to collect yang and make up for yin."
"Picking yang to supplement yin, is it double cultivation?" I rubbed my body against her ambiguously.
Zhou Xianxian slapped me on the head again, this time I finally put away the smile on my face, and asked solemnly, "What does it mean to accidentally walk into the ghost gate?" ”