NO: 97 Strategic Fool Bureau
"Ahh
"Doraemon!"
"You can call me that, or you can arrange another name for me, and I'll be happy to accept it, Mr. Matsumoto."
Matsumoto Kojiro looked at this 1.2 meters tall, somewhat ugly robot, yes, he thought it was ugly, this was not watching cartoons after all, he felt that this thing should be placed in a children's paradise, not his own home, although the company had long told him that there would be such a robot at home, but he felt that he was no longer a baby.
"Do you know how to cook?"
"No, it won't." Mechanical answers.
"Do you know how to clean?"
"No, it won't." The sound was as flat as ever.
"It's okay to fold clothes and quilts."
"No, it won't. I feel that Mr. Matsumoto should go to a babysitter, we are robots and don't do housework. ”
Kojiro Matsumoto felt that he wanted to vomit blood a little: "Then what do I want you for." ”
"Our main task is to help Mr. Matsumoto improve his Chinese and how to live happily in China, by the way, fire prevention and theft, if you have any questions you don't understand, you can ask me, I can answer."
Matsumoto said angrily: "Okay, you win, can you pour me a glass of water?" I'm thirsty. ”
"The toilet in the bathroom is the only place I can get water, Mr. Matsumoto, are you sure you want more?"
Matsumoto: "......"
Such a thunderous scene,In every Japanese technician's home in China,These clumsy robots,The cost of each is about 10,000 yuan,The cost of chip software is half,Different from the previous otaku companion robot of up to 68,000 US dollars,The workmanship of this robot is much rougher,So the cost is low。
But cheap doesn't mean low IQ, this robot's IQ is amazingly high, of course, his high IQ is the need to connect, but if there is no networking, he can also maintain a certain intelligence, which is about eight years old, of course, the quantum network will not be easily disconnected, unless it is to shoot down all the satellites in the sky.
This kind of robot is equivalent to a tutor who understands everything, so that a person who does not understand Chinese at all can be familiar with Chinese within a year.
Nikon employees in China were among the first batch of trialists, and Doraemon is brewing a larger plan for 500,000 yen of the same robot to be launched in large quantities on New Year's Day 2019.
This news has been overwhelmingly publicized in Japan, 500,000 yen, which is only a month's salary in Japan, although a little expensive, but still within the affordable range, the number of reservations in the early stage has reached one million units.
Starting from 2019, these robots will successively go to thousands of households in Japan and become the companion of students, and at the same time, the artificial intelligence driving system developed by Doraemon will also equip all vehicles in Japan, so that Japan's transportation, communications, including, education will be guided by Moxing.
Five kilometers north of the headquarters building of the Magic Star Company in Xin'an City, there is a remote mountain col, where the trees are very tall, along the corner of the mountain, a row of three-story houses are built zigzag, built along the river, if the plane flies over it, you can't see this house, this building without a signboard, is jokingly called the strategic flicker bureau by insiders.
Luo Xuefeng and Xu Tao have been working in the magic star company for two years, it was originally a small office next to the toilet, and now it is a whole building, with more than 1,000 employees, all under the leadership of the two of them.
His staff are all from the best PhDs in communication from all over the world, as well as the best psychological counselors, who are committed to the spread of Chinese culture and the transformation of some well-known and unknown media reports about China in the world, and of course, they will do some shady things.
At 8 o'clock in the morning, Luo Xuefeng and Xu Tao came to work in this building as usual, and on the way to his own office, his subordinates greeted them as usual.
"Mr. Luo is early, Mr. Xu is early!"
"You're early, too!"
Luo Xuefeng also answered them as usual, and said to Xu Tao beside him as he walked: "Our culture is not spreading very smoothly in the Arabic world. ”
Xu Tao said with a smile: "Lao Luo is anxious about this, he can only take his time, he can't eat a fat man in one breath, hasn't their world's favorability of us risen?" ”
"It's only 3 percentage points, and the proportion of people learning Chinese is only 0.7%, and even fewer are proficient." Luo Xuefeng shook his head and said.
Xu Tao patted Luo Xuefeng on the shoulder and said: "Lao Luo is content, there are 260 million smartphones in the Labic-speaking regions of the Middle East and North Africa, and the terminals we can influence are about 60 million, and 0.7% is also 4.2 million people, which is a lot." ”
"It's a lot, but it's not enough, there are some stumbling blocks, and we should move it." After speaking, Luo Xuefeng entered his office, and Xu Tao also came in and sat on the sofa next to the coffee table.
"Xu Tao, what do you drink?"
"Coffee bar! What you're talking about is that ASML has recently put into production again, and I heard that Samsung and Intel invested huge sums of money last year, billions of dollars, a lot of money. ”
Luo Xuefeng nodded and said: "Yes, it's really Xiaoqiang who can't be killed, meteorites will hit them and won't die, Samsung Intel They want to support an opponent and not let us monopolize, hehe!" ”
Xu Tao lit a cigarette and took the coffee handed over by Luo Xuefeng: "Kill ASML, Samsung, I don't think it's a problem, but is it really in the Middle East?" ”
Luo Xuefeng also sat down next to Xu Tao with coffee, took a sip lightly and said lightly: "Those brain-dead people in the Middle East, let them see their master!" Let's just do a good job of terminal communication now, and don't interfere with other things, that place, to be honest, I think the more people who die, the better, no matter how you look at it, it's an unstable factor. ”
Xu Tao laughed: "I think the same as me, but I still want to do something, that ASML company don't worry, none of their equipment will enter the Samsung or Intel factory." ”
Luo Xuefeng said lightly: "Don't make too much movement." ”
"Lao Luo, aren't you at ease with me doing things?"
"Yes!"
Xu Tao suddenly remembered something, turned his head to Luo Xuefeng and asked: "Mr. Lin seems to be the mayor of Xin'an City from next year!" ”
Luo Xuefeng paused for a moment and said, "Why did you suddenly remember to ask about this?" Isn't it all known inside? ”
Xu Tao stared at Luo Xuefeng and said, "Do you know the candidate for secretary?" ”
Luo Xuefeng showed a mysterious smile: "What, are you kid interested in politics?" ”
"Lao Luo, you and me, don't sell it!"
"Zhang Siyuan, Secretary Zhang, understand?"
"That's the ...... above Got it, look at the buddy doesn't look like the ancestral grave at home is smoking. ”
Luo Xuefeng stared at Xu Tao, and he was a little embarrassed, but he didn't ask Luo Xuefeng if I had flowers on my face?
Luo Xuefeng said seriously: "Do you really want to enter politics?" ”