Chapter 16: 16.Watching the Drama (2)
Bai Yuan strode into the kitchen, only to see a small old man with a white beard standing on the stove, one hand vigorously fluttering a puff fan, and the other hand kept taking out something that seemed to be a fire source from the small cloth bag he carried with him, and spread it around. The little old man twirled and jumped, and I closed my eyes and fanned the flames with great devotion, so happy!
Bai Yuan walked up to the little old man, grabbed his back collar, and picked him up effortlessly, "You give me enough time!" As he spoke, he threw the little old man into a saucepan, and the little old man's buttocks were just embedded in the saucepan and couldn't pull it out......
"You're not a little daring! Who told you to burn down my kitchen?! Bai Yuan continued to yell at the little old man, and at the same time, a cluster of silver light bursting with electric light gathered in one hand.
The little old man saw that Bai Yuan was angry and looked like he was going to burp himself, and he was embedded in the stew pot and couldn't move, so he hurriedly said like a good dog: "My lord, don't don't!" Venerable Lord Bai Yuan, if you have something to say, where did the lower immortal do not do well, you taught me and reprimanded me, but don't do it! The tone of the little old man's speech fluctuated high and low, which matched his image very well, and it was a tone that made people feel a little funny.
But apparently the little old man's plea for mercy didn't have any effect, and Bai Yuan mercilessly smashed the silver light ball straight at him! They were beaten to the ground with the pot and slammed into a wall in the kitchen. The little old man was directly beaten into the wall, his eyes were full of stars, his head was dizzy, and his hair and beard were so electric that they were curled up.
The whole thing was crushed into a mess, and there was no way to fight back!
The only thing to be happy about is that the saucepan has finally been knocked out and the ass has been rediscovered......
"Bai, Lord Bai Yuan, even if I'm just an immortal...... You, you beating the gods are not right. The little old man was still in the wall, and he couldn't get out, and said indistinctly.
Yao Yuan walked over and pulled the little old man out of the wall, casually stuffed him back into the stew pot, looked down at him and said coldly: "Give you 1 second, if you don't calm down your stove, let alone beat, I will kill your inferior dog immediately!" ”
The little old man dared to say anything, quickly picked up the pu fan and pressed it down, and the open flame in the kitchen disappeared in an instant, and he couldn't even find a small fire core!
Jiang Huaiying found a household fire extinguisher, and did not dare to delay for a moment and hurried back to his "crime scene". It was supposed to be a visit to the sick, but it turned out that the owner of the house lost a kitchen for no reason...... Alas, put out the fire first, and then admit your mistake and apologize to Bai Yuan.
"Huh? How...... The fire was extinguished so quickly? Jiang Huaiying saw that the kitchen that was obviously out of control just now, and was burning more and more vigorously, now even gave people a cold and gloomy feeling, which seemed a bit illogical.
She was a little stunned and held the fire extinguisher and looked at Su Hangyi. Su Hangyi didn't speak, but just glanced at Jiang Huaiying, with a look of disdain and disdain.
When the little old man in the kitchen saw Jiang Huaiying's figure, it was like seeing a savior, and it was imperative to get himself out of this damn stew pot first! It is absolutely impossible to expect Bai Yuan to "loosen" himself.
Look at the other great god standing at the door...... Forget it, it makes people frightened when they hear the name, so it's better to beg Bai Yuan again......
"Little girl, do Xia Xian a favor, quickly pull me out of this pot!" Jiang Huaiying followed the prestige and saw a small little old man who seemed to have just been slashed by lightning, his hair and beard were messy and curly, and he was still hot and smoking.
"What is this?" Jiang Huaiying asked in surprise.
"How can the little girl talk? What's that? You're a thing, I'm not a thing! ”
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"Phew! I'm a thing...... No, no, I'm a fairy! ”
"Immortals?" As he spoke, Jiang Huaiying was about to walk into the kitchen, but was stopped by Su Hangyi.
Su Hangyi looked at the little old man coldly, and the little old man understood the meaning in Su Hangyi's eyes - you actually dared to show up! Are you afraid that I won't kill you?!
But what else can be done? He's desperate too......
could only continue to coax Jiang Huaiying under heavy pressure: "Yes, I am the god of the stove." Little girl, come and pull me out of the pot, and I'll make you something to eat later. ”
Jiang Huaiying pointed in the direction of the little old man and asked Su Hangyi, "You-can you see a confused little old man there?" ”
Su Hangyi took a breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and said, "I see." ”
Jiang Huaiying asked Bai Yuan again: "Ah Yuan, what about you?" Can you see it? ”
When Bai Yuan looked at Shangjiang Huaiying, he instantly returned to a gentle and harmless appearance, and nodded, "Well, I can see it." ”
"Can you hear him, then? He said he was the god of the stove and said he would make me something to eat. ”
Su Hangyi felt that this girl was going to start making two mistakes again...... glared at Jiang Huaiying, saying that he didn't want to pay attention to her. Jiang Huaiying grimaced at Su Hangyi, turned his head and raised a small eyebrow to Bai Yuan.
"Well, I heard it all, I heard it clearly." Bai Yuan said.
Jiang Huaiying strode into the kitchen and said to the little old man, "Why do we believe that you are an immortal?" ”
"Did you just catch fire? If it weren't for me, would this fire have died down so quickly? You see, I don't even see a fire core now. ”
Jiang Huaiying's eyes rolled, and he felt that what the little old man said seemed to make sense, "That-it's okay to let me help you with this, but I have one condition." ”
"Hey, little girl, I won't take you to rob like this!"
"Oh, forget it, you're in the pot. A stove god, who is actually trapped in a stew pot, is better than dead, where will you put the face of the stove god when it is passed out? After speaking, Jiang Huaiying turned around and was about to leave.
"Eh, come back, come back, okay! What conditions? ”
"Those who see have a share. In the future, you will be responsible for the three meals a day for the few of us present, and you must ensure the quality and quantity! ”
"Are you asking me to do your part-time job? I'm a god! ”
"No promise?"
The little old man's back socket tightened, and he had no choice but to agree! I thought: This little girl is still the same as before, she looks like a white rabbit on the outside, but she is actually bad in her heart!
At this time, Su Hangyi, who had never been concerned with himself, opened his mouth lightly: "I heard the legend that every immortal has an immortal seal that belongs to him, and the thing that the immortal seal is stamped must be done, otherwise it will be removed from the immortal level." I wonder if this legend is true? After speaking, he looked at the little old man fixedly, and once again there was the same meaning in his eyes - if you dare to lie, see that I don't kill you!
"Really? Do you have an immortal seal? Jiang Huaiying asked curiously.
The little old man's back socket tightened again, "Yes!" ”
"Is this legend true?! Then you have to make a note for me and seal it with your immortal seal. ”
"Wow, the immortal seal is really not ordinary, the seal is glowing with colorful luster!" Jiang Huaiying exclaimed.
Su Hangyi looked at Jiang Huaiying, who was admiring the seal, with satisfaction, and a shallow doting smile unconsciously appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Oh, fool.