Text Chapter 106 Sven sweeps the floor

At night, when it was dark, Lu Feng returned to Willow Hutong, and did not go back to Baicao Garden, but went straight into the half-acre garden, passed through the weeping flower gate, saw the wisteria curtain coming out, and hurriedly ordered him to get him some food, starved to death, while talking, he lifted the curtain and entered the house, turned his head to find Li Xiaoqi who was reading a book on the kang in the south window, took two steps over, sat sideways on the kang, and said with a fluttering eyebrow: "How did you come up with this idea?" Ha ha! It's so much fun! I like to watch you whole person the most, thinking about what others don't think, this excitement is too cola! ”

"What do you see?" Li Xiaoqi put down the book in his hand and asked, Lu Feng took the handkerchief handed by Xirong and wiped his hands, took the tea and drank it, kicked his shoes and sat cross-legged on the kang, a storytelling posture: "I have had fun watching it since this morning, you didn't see it, Liu Mingyi, who is thin and tall, with only bones left on his body, and the beard that is a treasure all day long, burned!" Ha ha! It was said that it was burned when the fire was lit! This chin, here, is full of blisters, red and shiny, you think! The sinister horse face, with the red and bright blisters on the upper and lower chins, is so cola! Zhang Gouzi and I picked the most crowded group to follow behind to watch the excitement, this group of seven or eight, really went to the East Market, seven or eight long shirts poked there, how much to be an eyesore! Later, Yu Yuanshan left everyone without saying a word, Zhang Gouzi followed, and later said that he actually found a shop opened by a merchant in Liangdi, and begged for pen and ink, and the shopkeeper also asked people to move tables and chairs and put them at the door of the shop, Yu Yuanshan really helped people write five or six letters a day, and made dozens of dollars. ”

Li Xiaoqi was surprised: "This Yu Yuanshan is a rare one. ”

"It's rare to sell a word?" Lu Feng sneered, Li Xiaoqi looked at him and didn't answer, only motioned for him to continue, he couldn't explain this with his kind of fool, Lu Feng drank another cup of tea, and continued with a smile: "The rest of the idiots are just standing on the street corner so stupidly, there is nothing else to do except get in the way, a group of stupid geese!" I found a tea shop, sat under the window while drinking tea and watched the excitement, and waited until Zhang Gouzi came back and said that Yu Yuanshan had set up a word stall and had sold the first word, this class of fools was still standing so stupidly, I didn't have time to see a bunch of fools standing on the pile, so I went to Zhang Gouzi to find another lively, and first went to Liu Mingyi's residence, the old man was really lying in the house, and he could lie down! It stinks in that room, and a crack in a window can smoke people to death! That Zhao Yuxian is also there, pouting his ass under the eaves, I've never seen such a stupid one, Zhang Gouzi and I watched it for more than two quarters of an hour, and the fire didn't burn! Later, I was really impatient and left, a few people next to me were not in the house, and I didn't find where to go, so the two of us turned back to Dongshi, that Yu Yuanshan didn't only care about himself, he went to the stall on the edge of the word stall to eat a bowl of noodles, and bought a Hu cake for each of those people and sent it over, Xiao Wu, you didn't see the eating appearance of those people! They all choked so long that their necks stretched longer than geese, and they almost didn't choke to death, which was really Sven sweeping the floor! But I'm hungry for a day, as for it? ”

Li Xiaoqi sat up straight, and was about to speak, Begonia brought in with red oranges and cherries to hold the food, Lu Feng couldn't say anything, stared at a few girls and set up the dishes and chopsticks, took a few sips of soup by himself, took a big bite of the bowl, and ate most of the dishes before putting down the dishes and chopsticks, stroking his stomach and sighing comfortably: "Well, it's good to eat!" Li Xiaoqi smiled so that his eyes were crooked, and he asked slowly, "How long have you been hungry?" But that's it for a while, the prisoners, but they haven't eaten since noon yesterday. ”

Lu Feng raised his eyebrows and was about to speak, Li Xiaoqi turned his head and instructed Wisteria: "Let's see if Zhang Gouzi and Zhao Liushun have eaten, if they have eaten well, let them come over." Wisteria agreed, and went out to spread the word in person, Lu Feng looked at Li Xiaoqi puzzled, Li Xiaoqi sighed and explained: "Those are all pampered, how can they suffer like this?" I'll have to take a look at them tonight, don't really starve. Lu Feng hurriedly jumped off the kang when he heard this, and excitedly took care of the matter: "That's what you call Zhang Gouzi?" You don't need to call in, I'll look for him, let's go and see, don't worry, there is me! What else does it mean to starve to death? You've got to have a back hand, haha, there's still to come! You don't have to tell anyone, just say, I'll go! ”

Li Xiaoqi looked at Lu Feng speechlessly, watching people look embarrassed and coaxing, which is his greatest pleasure!

"Anything else? If I don't go, alas, by the way, I almost forgot, let me tell you, on Maqiao Street in front of the East Market, there is a mutton shop, crispy stewed lamb's trotters, said to be a must! I asked for a plate and tasted it, it was really delicious, I wanted to bring some to you, but unfortunately his family sold a small pot a day, no, I paid for it, and bought all the pots tomorrow, and sent them over early tomorrow morning. Lu Feng said angrily, Li Xiaoqi smiled and thanked: "Thank you, you can still remember me if you eat something, you still have to let Zhang Gouzi come in, I have to let him take these people to find a job tomorrow, I don't understand with you." Li Xiaoqi looked at Lu Feng's disbelief, and asked with a light smile: "I want to find a job for these people, but this job is a job they couldn't think of before, tell me, what is appropriate?" ”

Lu Feng's two eyebrows were raised high, his forehead was raised into a wrinkle, he thought for a while, looked at Li Xiaoyi, and said hesitantly: "Hook the fence helper?" Li Xiaoyi's eyes widened, and he laughed out loud, pointing at Lu Feng while laughing: "This idea is really good!" That's nice! If they refuse to do the work that the dog is looking for, let them go with you, and be the helper of this fence, put on the emerald green hat, and put on the emerald green clothes! Be more merry and more merry! Lu Feng also laughed: "What's wrong with this life? Apart from this, what else has been done and can't be imagined? ”

The two laughed, Wisteria reported outside, Zhang Gouzi was already waiting at the gate of the courtyard, Li Xiaoqi got off the kang, put on a cloak, came out of the flower hall in the outer courtyard, called Zhang Gouzi to come in and ordered: "Let Chef Zhang boil some thick porridge and bring it, at night you and Lu Ye and Zhao Liushun three, look at those people one by one, if there is a hungry person, feed him a bowl of porridge, and then see if there are any sick people, tomorrow morning, leave these people behind, you take them, to the fish ball, the meat market these search for miscellaneous work to do." ”

Zhang Gouzi blinked, looked at Li Xiaoqi and said: "Fifth master, the fish ball is that live, that fishy, ordinary people can't stand it, and there is a meat market, and the miscellaneous work is for the pig killer, take a basin to catch blood, drag a pig leg or something, there is pig manure all over the ground, it's too pickled and dirty!" Those individuals who can read and write, it is better to find them a job copying books and become a lisciographer! ”

Li Xiaoqi snorted, and before he could speak, Lu Feng had already grabbed the conversation: "Stupid!" Do you have the kindness to help them find a job? She's just going to see the excitement! The more lively, the better! What else is there to see as a helper? It's not dirty, it's just not dirty, that, let them do itβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ what do you say about the toilet bowl? Let them go to the toilet! ”

"Night incense is a good deal that is safe and does not lose money, which street belongs to whom, it is all decided, they have no way to do it!" Zhang Gouzi pushed Lu Feng back, Li Xiaoqi ignored Lu Feng, looked at Zhang Gouzi and explained: "There is a sentence that Lu Ye said is still right, it's not dirty, it's just not dirty, it's just chores like fish balls and meat shops, if they don't want to do it, give it to Lu Ye, and let Lu Ye take them to the hook fence to help out." ”

"Yes!" Zhang Gouzi agreed neatly, Lu Feng impatiently arched his hand at Li Xiaoyi, and pushed Zhang Gouzi out, he was anxious to see the officials who were fainting in bed with hunger, and it was best that Liu Mingyi choked on his neck longer than a goose!

Lu Feng and the others were busy until the middle of the night, and finally passed through the nineteen people, fed a few officials who were so hungry that they couldn't recognize people that they were half full, and carried Zhao Yu, who had drunk raw water for a day and had diarrhea everywhere, back with the door panel, and asked a doctor to treat and feed the medicine overnight. Early the next morning, Lu Feng couldn't stay up and fell asleep, Zhang Gouzi and Zhao Liushun nodded with red eyes, and said Li Xiaoyi's instructions, among the people, except for Zhao Yuxian, who was sick, only Yu Yuanshan stood up and said that he wanted to find a job by himself, Zhang Gouzi simply waved his hand and agreed, and turned his head to look at the rest of the people: "Who else wants to find their own life?" Let's make it clear first, our fifth master is looking for life for you, just this time, after this village, there is no shop! ”

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and look at Liu Mingyi together, Liu Mingyi burned his beard, and saw that Zhao Yuxian, who had drunk a few bowls of raw water, couldn't stop pulling it first, and flowed yellow water down the trouser legs, and almost starved to death yesterday, fortunately, Zhang Gouzi poured a bowl of warm porridge alive at night to be considered alive, from last night to the present, in and out of dreams, his mouth was full of the strong fragrance of rice porridge, Liu Mingyi rushed up with a burst of sadness, and rushed to tears in his eyes, it turned out that this loyal word was not as hungry as a bowl of porridge! I knew that I was tortured by such suffering, and when the city was broken, it was better to wipe my neck with the prime minister! Death is death, how much simply, why fall into such a life-and-death dilemma today?

Everyone saw Liu Mingyi hanging his head and not saying a word, and they all followed and hung their heads silently, which was regarded as agreeing to Zhang Gouzi's proposal, Zhang Gouzi exhaled, and Zhao Liushun and the two of them, brought several male servants in the family, led more than a dozen people, and went to the fish ball first to find a short job that could be done.

Pity these elegant people who originally did not touch the spring water, were thrown by Zhang Gouzi in the fish ball to clean up and cut the fish scales and fish intestines, in the butcher to help the butcher pull the pig and mutton legs to be slaughtered, in the forage workshop to cut the grass for the horses to eat, in the cat farm to chop the smelly cat fish mixed with cat food, in the camel workshop to wash the camelsβ€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ on this day, only smoked yellow bile water spit out.