Fanwai - afraid of his wife like a tiger?
Fanwai - afraid of his wife like a tiger?
Soon after Gan Sui and Bai Poria got married, they withdrew from the rivers and lakes and lived in seclusion in Baili Mountain, and no longer interfered in the affairs of the Wulin League, and the Demon Sect was also handed over to the comfrey to take care of.
Yang Heng gave Yongzhou, where Baili Mountain is located, and Pingzhou, which is next to it, to Gansui as a fief, and also gave Baili Mountain and the three South China Sea islands designated by the Bai family to Bai Poria and the family according to the agreement.
Gan Sui was named a prince as a sea pumice stone, but the fief was in the "poor and barren" frontier area in the eyes of the ministers, which inevitably attracted a lot of speculation, and only a few insiders understood that this was actually Gan Sui's own initiative, and Yang Heng was not very happy in his heart.
Yongzhou is Bai Poria's home, and Pingzhou is the place where Gan Sui and her are in love, Bai Poria is reluctant to live in Baili Mountain with green eyes, and insists on living in Baili Mountain after marriage, and Gan Sui will naturally follow her.
Pingzhou and Yongzhou all have princely palaces, according to the rules of the Qi State, the prince lives in the fiefdom and does not enjoy administrative and military power, but the local officials have important matters must be reported to Prince Wu, and Gan Sui has no concern about the political and military power, and is even more impatient to take care of them, so most of the time he lives in Baili Mountain with Bai Poria.
Originally, Gan Sui had such an official identity, and ordinary people in the rivers and lakes would not have the courage to disturb him, but his reputation as the first master was too loud, so there were always some rookie martial arts masters who wanted to become famous and go crazy to come to fight.
The fate of these people is usually defeated within three moves, but it is also troublesome when there are many people who come, and these Jianghu people are used to fighting bravely, which is a huge destabilizing factor for ordinary people living near Baili Mountain.
After two or three rounds of such challengers, Bai Poria thought of a new way to make money.
So not long after, a striking stone tablet was erected at the gate of Baili Mountain, and a line of large characters was written on the stone tablet: Description of the Battle Fee.
Here are the detailed fee entries –
Application fee: twenty taels
Service fee: fifty taels
Appearance fee: 1,000 taels
Venue fee: 30 taels
Facility and venue damage deposit: 100 taels
Accidental disability medical expenses or funeral expenses: 800 taels
Total: two thousand taels
Finally, there is a warning: the challenge is risky, life and death are in order, and the fee will not be refunded.
Gan Sui was angry and funny when he saw it, and pulled Bai Poria and said, "If you want money, there are many demon sects, why bother?" ”
Bai Poria sat on his lap, ate the grapes he peeled and brought to his mouth, and said vaguely: "The money of the Demon Sect belongs to the Demon Sect, and if you are my husband, you should make money to support me with your own hands!" ”
"Do you need to make money like this?" Gan Sui didn't think so, and casually went to nearby states and counties to do a few "big deals", and he had all the money he wanted.
"I'm going to eat it again!" Bai Poria mouthed the large plate of purple grapes on the table, and Gan Sui picked a large one and began to peel it.
"Don't think about looting and killing, stealing and setting fire, it's damaging to yin morality! I won't be blessed if you make money...... Oops! Bai Poria was bitten her cheek by Gan Sui halfway through her words, and she screamed in pain.
The last thing Gan Sui wanted to hear was that she hung words like "death" and "no life" on her lips, and Bai Poria rubbed her face, secretly regretting that she was quick for a while.
This bastard is not afraid to bite her and disfigure!
"Don't say anything like that again!" Gan Sui's voice was a little gloomy, he had already given up his hard-earned foundation for this woman, and he couldn't bear to take people's lives easily, and she still said this kind of thing to scare him, which was really hateful.
"Alright, alright. You're so fierce to me! Bai Poria flattened her mouth and didn't dare to stimulate him anymore. However, when the peeled grapes are brought to the mouth, I can't help but bite back for revenge.
The sharp teeth bit on Gan Sui's fingers and left only a few thin tooth marks, which did not hurt, but only made his heart itch, and his eyes began to become a little deep when he looked at Bai Poria cocos.
Bai Poria secretly screamed badly, and immediately picked up the previous topic to divert his attention: "Those people want to be willing to pay honestly, you just deal with it, don't win too easily, lest they refuse to take the bait in the future!" They must not be crippled or even killed, but their injuries should look serious, but they are actually very treatable, so that they will feel that the eight hundred taels of medicine are worth it! ”
Gan Sui especially likes her sparkling eyes and calculates others, even if the object of calculation is him, he is also willing, not to mention that the unlucky ones are just some little deflated people who don't know whether to live or die.
He hummed cooperatively and asked, "What if they refuse to give money and force their way up?" ”
"Our house is not an ornament!" White Poria said triumphantly.
Our Family...... Gan Sui liked this statement, and a warm smile appeared in his eyes: "If you bump into a real master, the mechanism here may not be able to stop it." ”
Bai Poria hooked his neck and smiled: "Then you can repair them, after the repair is completed, I will let them eat the 'Nine Leaf Soul Devouring Pill', let them work for me, and then give the antidote when they make enough money!" ”
The Nine-Leaf Soul Devouring Pill is a chronic poison made from nine kinds of special poisonous grass leaves, if there is no antidote, it will cause severe pain all over the body for three hours every nine days, and that kind of pain can almost torture people to death.
The amount of nine poisonous weeds is different, the antidote needed is different, only the person who poisoned knows how to detoxify, this is a secret medicine used by the Demon Sect to control the sect more than a hundred years ago, it has been lost for a long time, and it was only after a few days of leisure that those poisonous weeds were re-cultivated.
"You love money so much, and you like to make people work for you so much?" He was undoubtedly the most thoroughly summoned one of them now.
Bai Poria snorted: "If you offend me, how can you do it without paying a price?" ”
Gan Sui deeply understood this, kissed the tip of Bai Poria's nose, and said with a smile: "What if those people can't find me and attack you?" ”
"They are here to make a name for themselves in your martial arts, not to seek revenge, you are still a prince, and it is not as simple as raising two thousand taels with this kung fu. Besides, it's your responsibility to protect me! Bai Poria smiled and casually assigned tasks to Gan Sui, and it was the kind that could not be refused.
"You don't like to fight and kill?" Gan Sui has long found out that his little wife is a ruthless character who has saved countless people, but he is never soft when he tosses people, especially he loves things like black and black.
"If you don't kill or cripple, what are you afraid of?" The bottom line of white poria on this issue is very clear.
The matter was decided like this, and in less than half a year, Gan Sui earned 10,000 taels of silver to support his wife, and the Bai family had six more martial arts masters as coolies. The fact that he could pay a lot of money to make an appointment with the former leader of the martial arts alliance and the first master of martial arts was spread all over the rivers and lakes as a strange story.
Why did a generation of heroes who are high-spirited and righteous and squandering money become such a "dead money" character? Through the descriptions of several challenge losers, everyone quickly discovers that the problem lies with the hero's wife!
Soon, the various traces of the former martial arts alliance leader's fear of his wife were spread vividly, and became the most talked about topic among some people who were full of envy, jealousy and hatred for Hai Pumice.
But there are fewer and fewer people who are willing to fight. After all, two thousand taels is not a small amount for most people in the rivers and lakes.
Yue Laosi was the first to look at this kind of money-collecting behavior, and ran thousands of miles to Baili Mountain to be a lobbyist, and the object of his persuasion was Bai Poria Cocos.
Although he knew that most of the details of the rumors that the sea pumice stone was afraid of his wife were fabricated by good people, it was true that the sea pumice stone was afraid of his wife. As long as the white poria is convinced, the sea pumice stone must also be convinced.
As a man, Yue Laosi hates iron and steel for his compatriots who are afraid of his wife, but Bai Poria cocos, hey...... It's normal for Brother Hai to be afraid of her, such a beautiful and powerful woman, how can an honest man like them not be afraid? Yue Laosi suddenly found a sense of superiority as an old bachelor with a long history in Hai Pumice.
Thinking that he took advantage of the fact that the two were not married, he once again proposed to Bai Poria to accept her as an apprentice, and Bai Poria replied to him like this: "With my qualifications, I have learned your martial arts, can I beat the sea pumice stone all over my head?" ”
Yue Laosi was depressed on the spot, not only feeling inferior and ashamed of not being able to complete Bai Poria's "great ambition", but also deeply sympathetic for the tragic future of Hai Pumice - before he got married, he thought about beating his husband to the brim, and such a bad wife is really not something that everyone can afford.
When he euphemistically raised his incomprehension of the battle fee, Bai Poria smiled patiently: "What's so incomprehensible about this? They come to challenge my husband, take up my husband's time, consume his energy, don't they have to pay something to compensate? And the sword has no eyes, in case my husband has any damage, and he also asks for medical advice, wouldn't the loss of my family be very big?! ”
"My family has to send someone to receive them, and the flowers and trees in my house are damaged during the competition, etc., all of which are money. In case they are injured and we can't die without help, it will be a lot of money for medicine. What's wrong with asking them to pay some money first? ”
Yue Laosi was not good at bargaining at all, and was dumbfounded by Bai Ling's words, and said, "That's not good to ask for so much...... You're not short of money......"
"I'm not short of money, and I can't spend it on these people who come to make trouble!"
"How can it be considered a trouble?" The more Yue Laosi spoke, the quieter he became.
"Those little deflated ones want to use my husband to make a name for themselves, isn't it a trouble?" Bai Poria said disdainfully.
Yue Laosi was depressed: "You are so fierce, and you don't want to think about Brother Hai's reputation, people outside say that he is afraid of his wife like a tiger......"
Bai Poria slanted a glance at the sea pumice stone that was silent beside him and sat honestly.
Hai Pushi immediately took the initiative to say with great interest: "Those people are just talking nonsense, Elder Yue doesn't have to take it to heart. ”
What does it mean that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry? That's it! What does it mean that Elder Yue doesn't have to take it to heart? You two parties who should be taken to heart are okay?!
Yue Laosi was weak for a while, feeling that he was really redundant, and his husband and wife didn't mind his reputation, he was so eager that he minded it to death.
Seeing off the depressed and helpless guests, Bai Poria stretched out her hand to poke her husband and hummed: "Are you afraid of your wife like a tiger? Why don't I feel like that? The fiercest and worst one is obviously you! ”
The wooden tone on Gan Sui's face disappeared neatly the moment Yue Laosi left, and he hugged her with a smile and said, "I'm not fierce or bad, how can I catch your cunning and ruthless little fox?" ”