Chapter 44: I feel like I'm on a thief ship

The crazy old man brought out the chicken heart, and a black worm the size of a soybean was stung on it. The insect is not big, the teeth are not small, almost half the size of the body, the back has a hard shell, and the six claws are clutching the heart of the chicken, and the chelicera is eating the heart of the chicken.

The crazy old man casually threw the rope and the chicken heart into the circle, and as soon as the worm entered the circle, it seemed to panic, let go of the chicken heart, and quickly crawled to the edge. When I reached the edge of the circle, it was as if I had encountered some invisible resistance, so I could only run along the circle, but I couldn't get out.

The rooster in the circle "clucked" twice, rushed up and pecked at the bug, and pecked the hard shell on the back of the bug in a few strokes, and the white juice flowed out, and the rooster swallowed the worm in one bite.

I looked at the crazy old man with great admiration, this old guy had taught me for seven or eight months, and I always thought that I had emptied the contents of his stomach, and it seemed that there was still a lot of stock, and I had to find a way to continue digging it.

The crazy old man winked at me and said, "How is it?" Lao Tzu is amazing, isn't it? Don't think that you can hollow out Lao Tzu after seven or eight months of messing with Lao Tzu, your father coaxed Lao Tzu for more than three years to learn half of Lao Tzu's methods. ”

I smiled noncommittally, the crazy old man could only listen to half of what he said, and he didn't have a guard to brag about it, I clearly remember that when he killed the big black snake, he told me that his father's strength was far above him, and it was estimated that he had been hollowed out in those three years.

The crazy old man saw that I didn't care about him, and turned his head to show off to Boss Liu and the other five bosses, looking like a child, the five bosses naturally flattered casually, but he seemed to be very useful.

It was the forest monkey, kneeling in front of the crazy old man with a "plop", "knock knock" a few times, the crazy old man smiled and helped him up, pointed to the two lockboxes left by the puppet that was split by Ma Pingchuan on the ground, and smiled with a smile: "I saved your life, should these two boxes belong to me?" ”

I laughed and laughed, Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing are also black lines in their heads, this old guy, it was not easy to establish a tall image, but he was ruined by his own words.

Lin Monkey could not say a word, nodded again and again, the crazy old man smiled and lifted the two boxes, and put them together with the twelve boxes made up by the five bosses, and said with a smile: "I saved your life, you gave me money, we don't owe each other, there is no cause and no effect, there is no relationship from now on, if you want to live, hurry home and clean up, and leave the house with your wife and children, otherwise you will not be so lucky next time." ”

After speaking, he smiled at me and said: "Xiaohua, let's discuss, these five million are the five bosses who came together to save their lives, plus Boss Liu's two million is seven million, Lao Tzu must have a share when he comes, and the foal and snow cake can't come in vain, I just earned one million forest monkeys, exactly eight million, two million per person, no problem, right?" ”

The crazy old man likes to give people nicknames, and the foal is naturally Ma Pingchuan, and the snow cake is called by me.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, but Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing nodded and said, "No problem!" ”

I almost spurted blood, seven million were mine, and when the crazy old man came, I was left with two million. Of course, I don't know now, even these two million, I haven't been able to keep them, not only have I not kept them, but I also owe a lot of debts.

As soon as the crazy old man saw that I didn't speak, he was immediately happy, and said with a smile: "Liu Dasha, drum eyes, you two send me the money home, no problem, right?" ”

Boss Liu and the boss who had kicked the forest monkey immediately nodded in agreement, and their faces were full of joy, as if the crazy old man had given them a very nice nickname.

The two of them stepped forward, and one of them carried six or seven boxes and walked out, and the crazy old man looked at the three of us and said, "What's the matter?" Why don't you go and wait for dinner? Little flower, remember to carry that rooster. As he spoke, he pointed to the big rooster that he had taken out his heart.

The other three bosses were anxious when they heard this, and one of them hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed the crazy old man and said, "Mr. Shu, you old man can't leave!" What if that person comes to us again and gets into trouble with you when you leave? ”

The crazy old man smiled: "Trouble with you? You also think too highly of yourself, now he is looking for trouble and he is also coming to me, as long as I am alive, he will definitely not trouble you, you want to be idle and panic, go back to burn incense and pray that God will bless me to live for a few more years! ”

After speaking, he pushed the boss away, walked out with his head held high, and the three of us saw that there was no need to stay, so they followed out. The three bosses glanced at each other, and also ran out together, each snatching the two boxes in the hands of Boss Liu and the drum eye, and followed the two of them into the car.

After a while, he returned to the crazy old man's house, and the five bosses sent the boxes to the study, and they didn't leave, and in the end, Uncle Gen stepped forward and drove the five people back.

As soon as the five of them left, the crazy old man rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Come on, come on, share the spoils!" As he spoke, he divided the fifteen boxes and the check into four parts, four for each person.

I just wanted to get it, but I found that Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing were both looking at the box with sad faces, and suddenly felt that something was not quite right, and they stopped moving.

Sure enough, the mad old man began to speak: "Little pony, how much do you owe me?" ”

Ma Pingchuan suddenly looked like a deflated ball, and said weakly: "Five six million." ”

The crazy old man smiled and brought Ma Pingchuan's four boxes in front of him, deliberately counted them with his fingers, and said, "After deducting these two million, you still owe me five or four million." ”

Ma Pingchuan nodded, not even bothering to speak.

The crazy old man turned his face to Xue Bing, showed that old fox-like smile again, and said, "Little Snow Cake, what about you?" ”

Xue Bing said angrily: "The total is thirty-one million, and twenty-one million have been repaid, and ten million are still owed." ”

I was stunned for a moment, I didn't expect Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing to owe so much money to the crazy old man, looking at their painful appearance, it doesn't look like a partnership to fool me, I really can't figure it out, how did I owe so much money?

The crazy old man smiled and put Xue Bing's two million over, the thief looked at me with a smile, and Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing also looked at me with sympathy, as if I owed more.

I hurriedly said, "I haven't borrowed any money from you, don't even think about these two million." ”

Who knew that the crazy old man jumped up when he heard this, and pointed his chubby finger at me and said, "Who owes me if you don't owe me?" I'm counting on you to get rich! The little foal learned Lao Tzu's seventy-seven stunts, so he owes 77 million, and still has 54 million left. Xiao Xuebi is smarter, he only learned thirty-one things, he owes Lao Tzu 31 million, and now there are only 8 million left, think about how much you have learned from me, right? ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then reacted and scolded: "You crazy old man, one is a million, why don't you rob it!" ”

The crazy old man laughed instead of being angry: "This is the rule of hunting, the price is clearly marked, of course I won't say it if you don't ask, I don't believe it, ask Pony and Snow Cake to see if they admit it?" ”

I turned my head to look at Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing, the two of them nodded helplessly, and I instantly felt as if I was on a thief ship.

In the past seven or eight months, I have learned more than 100 kinds in total, although most of them are decomposed from the five forms and one technique, but I know that the crazy old man will definitely count it as one, so calculated, I already owe hundreds of millions. And forty or fifty of them are just fun, and they are actually not very useful, and now they have really become a big wrong.

When the crazy old man saw that I didn't speak, he pulled my two million over and said with a smile: "You have learned a total of 113 of my methods, that is, 113 million, deducting 2 million, and 111 million. ”

Speaking of this, he said in a paused tone: "However, Wang Yueshan's kid still owes me more than 70 million yuan until he dies, and his father and son repay the debt, you have no opinion!" I'm a very generous person, I don't want a fraction, you just need to pay me back another 180 million. ”

I stared at the lockbox on the table in a daze, and I didn't have time to count the money that had just arrived, and it was gone, and I finally knew why the crazy old man was so rich.

The crazy old man didn't wait for me to refute after speaking, as soon as he pressed the button on the table, the door opened, and Uncle Gen walked in, and the crazy old man pointed to the boxes and said, "Dagen, there are eight million here, how long is it enough?" ”

Uncle Gen didn't think about it, so he opened his mouth and said: "Now a total of 3,171 students are secretly subsidized, and each person is calculated at 100 yuan per month, which is enough for more than two years. ”

The crazy old man nodded and said, "Well, take it!" ”

Uncle Gen went in and out a few times, and only after he finished carrying the fifteen boxes, and he didn't call for anyone else to help, as if this study, except for the crazy old man allowed to enter, no one else could come in.

As soon as the door closed, the crazy old man began to complain: "You have all seen it, so much money! I don't use any of it, I usually don't want to eat or wear, and it's okay to eat a chicken, I'm easy! By the way, Xiaohua, did you bring back that chicken? ”

Neither of us spoke, Ma Pingchuan and Xue Bing gloated with schadenfreude, and it seemed that they were used to it.

But I suddenly felt respect, I myself am a child in the mountains, I know how poor the mountain village is, many children can't afford to go to school at all, and there are many, many places like ours in the mountain village. Although this money is only a drop in the bucket, it undoubtedly ignites a glimmer of hope for those children.

The crazy old man was chattering and complaining, and the door was suddenly pushed open again, and Uncle Gen walked in with a gloomy face, nodded to the crazy old man and said, "Old man, someone wants to see you." ”

I glanced at Uncle Gen, and then at the crazy old man, and thought to myself, this old guy is now feeling sorry for his eight million! It's strange to see guests.

Sure enough, the crazy old man waved his hand and said: "Get out, let them go as far as they want to get out of me, no one wants to see me now." ”

Unexpectedly, Uncle Gen not only did not leave, but stepped forward and said: "Old man, others can not be seen, this person must be seen." ”