Chapter 268; A slap in the face
"Sugar pills?" I was stunned for a moment, but I have rarely heard of this word, and I remember hearing it when I was very young.
"Yes, let's try it." It seemed that the water was flowing slightly, and my mouth opened, and ahhh
I had to open my mouth, after all, she was a master, and she said that it was good for me to practice the exercises, so let's eat it. When I opened my mouth, I was sent lightly by a slender hand, and the black projectile entered my mouth. In my mouth, I knew I had been deceived. A fishy smell, nine times out of ten, made of rotten meat, this smell is all too familiar. I was about to vomit when I reached out and slapped my abdomen, and the black projectile gurgled and swallowed into my stomach.
"You?" I'm a little angry, is this playing tricks on me? Trick me into eating dead human flesh, what is this?
"Hey, hey! Wang Dachuan, is it delicious? "I swallowed the black pill into my stomach and said with a smile.
"What are you going to do?" I'm really a little angry, although I have dealt with the dead since I was a child, but I usually don't eat this thing, because I am the body of the yin, so I don't need to eat the flesh of the dead or anything. This black projectile is actually very close to the Ten Spices. What is this girl going to do? even let me eat this, even if I enter the ghost market, I don't need to eat it.
"Wang Dachuan, what are you yelling about? I kindly made a donkey liver lung up to me? Do you think I'm willing to give it to you? This is something I have worked hard to refine. Do you know what this is refined? Like a stream of water, he stared at her handsome eyes and said angrily.
"What is it refined? Or could it be something? "I'm very displeased, what else does it smell like but dead human flesh?
"The human heart, the blood Ganoderma lucidum, the blood of the pterodactyl, the gastrodia. After 7749 days of refining, with a supreme yin body like you, if you don't take my True Yang Pill, you won't be able to practice the exercises well for the rest of your life. He said angrily.
Popularity? No wonder someone smells of rotten meat, it seems I guessed right. Blood reishi I know is a good thing, pterodactyl blood I don't know what it is? Gastrodia is also a valuable medicinal herb. These things are mixed together, and the refined things should not be too bad, but I still have a hard mouth; "What does this have to do with my Yin Body? Your master also said that I am a body that occurs once in a thousand years. ”
He shook his head helplessly; "Wang Dachuan, you are really ignorant, do you know? You are the body of the yin, the muscles and veins of your whole body are closed, but you are the yang, you have three yang fires on your body, if you stimulate your three yang fires, yin and yang appear together, you are the real once in a thousand years, if that, you can summon Fu Longding in only three years, by that time, you will be invincible in the world, even I am not your opponent, even Uncle Mo and Master are not your opponents. ”
"Master, I don't want to summon Fu Longding for the time being, I want to practice your Reverse Water Cold Sword." I only have three years to live, and I don't know what it will be like in three years, so I don't need to summon Fu Longding for the time being.
"Wang Dachuan, I am transforming you from beginning to end, remember, from today onwards, you will have one pill of True Yang Pill every day. It's good to confiscate your fees. "It was like a passing year and gave me a white look.
"Well, since the master is so sincere, I will do it." Thinking about it, it was also for my own good, so I had to agree.
"Okay, the medicine is finished, it's time to practice the exercises, will you take the big top?" It's like a yawn in the passing years, as if a real person is sleepy.
"Take the big top? It's a handstand! I smiled bitterly and said, is this practicing acrobatics or practicing exercises?
"To take the big top is to take the big top, and to stand upside down is to do a handstand, and I will teach you." As he spoke, his hands shook, and he grabbed my arm and twisted me, and he turned me upside down, head down, feet up, and hands on the tree, like a stake.
"Okay, you practice slowly, I'll go into the house to rest!" The flow of water put me upside down on a tree, turned around and walked towards the house.
"Master, you, you live in the inner room and sleep in the inner bed! The outside room is mine. "It seemed that Shui Liunian walked in, and I hurriedly shouted at her.
"Don't worry, I won't sleep in your bed, and I don't have to sleep in the bed inside, I'll just stay in the painting." He smiled at me, then walked in, and threw me a word; "You'll be resting for an hour."
Where was I doing a handstand, and there was a smell of dead human flesh in my mouth, and I thought in my heart, is this the practice method? Can you practice the sword against the water with a big top? Is this girl still taking revenge on me? If that's the case, you'll be in trouble. She's my master, and I can't be tossed to death by her!
If she tosses me, I will never spare him, and I must come back with a good toss.
As the minutes ticked by, I kept standing upside down and holding the big top, feeling dizzy, and the blood on my body was overwhelming on my head, and my head felt bigger.
I finally survived an hour, and then I restored my posture, and the moment my feet hit the ground, I felt very relaxed. When I entered the house, I didn't see the water flowing year, looking at the wall, the painting was hanging there, it was like the water flowing year or a picture of a lady, standing quietly, not only did not speak, but even the eyes did not blink, no matter how you looked at it, it was painted, and it had nothing to do with people and ghosts.
"Master!" Looking at the painting on the wall, thinking of the girl who came alive just now, I felt strange and couldn't help but shout, but the person in the painting didn't answer me.
It's strange, is this painting a disguise, this girl is not in the painting at all? Thinking of this, I reached out and touched it. It's flat, there is no so-called bumpy feeling at all, it seems that this girl is really not in it, looking at her thin little feet, she unconsciously touched it.
I was about to leave, and suddenly a slap came over, it was the water in the painting, this girl bowed and gave me a slap, and I was stunned.
"You, why are you beating people, don't I just want to try to see if you're not there?" Looking at the water flowing down from the painting, I was angry, Nima is a master, it's amazing! If it's a master, you can beat someone!
"Bastard, you take advantage of me, haven't you heard of it? Men's heads and women's feet can only be seen but not touched! "Like a year of flowing water, he glared angrily.
"You, you ......" In this society, there is no such thing at all, women can't let men wash their feet every day, but ancient girls are three-inch golden lotus, always wrapped, and their sensitivity is similar to the current position of the chest and below, so, I touch her, she should be angry, but she shouldn't lose her temper like this, don't you blame it!" We don't care about this in our society. I said, covering my cheeks.
"Wang Dachuan, I just didn't misunderstand you, you are very obscene, too obscene." said angrily.
"It's like water, don't think that you can be so arrogant if you are my master. Where am I obscene? "I was angry, I was slapped just now, and now I am scolding again.
"Where are you not obscene? Think about it, what did you say tonight when you fought with me? Isn't it obscene for a man to say something like that to a girl, isn't it underdrawn? "Standing there like a flowing year, with a fierce momentum, his hands in front of his chest, his little face was white, and he was so angry.
I'm speechless, speaking from the heart, it seems that the water is a beautiful woman, but I'm really not in the mood to think about this, at the beginning my words were to divert her attention, I wanted to snatch the sword in her hand, and it was not intentional to touch her feet just now, don't be a painting, now in this society, it's a real girl's foot to touch, what can it be?
"You, you're spewing blood, I'm not intentional at all." I can't calm down, this girl is too tricky.
"Wang Dachuan, do you admit your mistakes?" It seems that the water is also angry, and his chest is lying together.
"I don't make any mistakes to admit, what can you do?" I rub! I don't believe I was really bullied by this girl tonight.
"Do I teach you to believe it or not? Deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, what are you? He raised his hand.
"You, you dare to hit me?" I thought in my heart, I still don't believe it, if you dare to beat me like water, I will dare to touch you.
"What can you do if you hit you," a pair of delicate eyes stared at me tightly.
"If you dare to hit me, I will dare to touch you. Don't push me. I said viciously.
"Smack!" Before I could finish my sentence, a crisp slap came over me.