Chapter 42: Unreliable
I was full of black lines: "Sister, are you really a policeman?" ”
Meiniu: "Nonsense, if you don't believe it, the old lady will take you back to the bureau and lock you up for two days...... Wow ...... Children, young and very material......"
I was thrilled and looked back. The girl was leaning sideways, looking at my key part, with a teasing look on her face.
Oh the hemp eggs......
It's always been me who flirted ~ playing with girls, and this is the first time I've been teased by a girl ~ playing.
I asked again, "Sister, are you really a police officer?" ”
Who is this police? This is clearly a female rogue ~ hooligan is good. has a big personality, looks heartless, and without saying a word, he becomes a vixen......
I leaned sideways to block her view, and Tintin was facing the well, and then the well......
The third uncle and grandmother, the master is such a righteous gentleman, but he was led astray by a beautiful girl. It should be followed by peeing.
Finally, it was done, and the boy urinated into the ancient well.
The ghost spirit body is most afraid of the child's urine, the well water does not see the sun all the year round, absorbs the moonlight, belongs to the yin, I use the noon sun to neutralize the yin in the well water, and then use the child's urine and cinnabar, I will definitely be able to force the ghost baby out.
Now, I have to race against the clock to draw as many "Nether Hell Soul Talismans" as possible.
But I suddenly remembered one thing, it seems that I haven't helped the beautiful girl open her yin and yang eyes.
I raised my sword fingers, silently recited the incantation in my heart, and lightly tapped the beautiful girl's forehead.
She was taken aback, her brow furrowed, and there was anger in her eyes.
I can't see it, this big beauty has a big personality, her words are unrestrained and unsubtle, in fact, she is still a conservative person in her bones, otherwise I would not have reacted so much if I just touched her.
Beauty: "What are you doing?" ”
Me: "Sister, don't be angry, I'm here to help you open your yin and yang eyes, otherwise, when the ghost baby comes up later, you won't be able to see it will be very troublesome." ”
The beautiful girl stared at me for a while, smiled, returned to her appearance just now, and said, "Little brother, you have to think clearly, now you are pretending to be a ghost and very stylish, if I demolish it later, how embarrassing you are." ”
I smiled, ignored her, sat cross-legged on the yellow silk cotton cloth, bit my fingers, took out the black straw pulp paper, and began to draw the "Netherworld Five Hell Soul Refining Talisman".
In fact, I should have prepared these talismans a long time ago.
But I don't have the skills, so I don't have time at all. Yesterday, I drew more than a dozen of them, and at night I used up to deal with ghost babies. Then, I chased the ghost baby all the way to here, and it was already dawn. I'm too shallow, and I need some authentic Taoist magic weapons to help me, so I took a trip to Santu Lane. After coming back, I met Chen Jiandiao~ Twin sisters, and came to a hero to save the beauty. After finishing the matter, I had to take the two sisters to open ~ the room and help Jiang Yuhan cut off the red thread on his wrist.
I want to come to the Babuqiao Cemetery, this place is full of desolate graves and broken monuments, there is not even a personal shadow, I can always prepare well, who knows that I met this big beauty again, hugged each other and entangled ~ for a while......
Luckily, I'm drawing a lot faster now.
Although my spiritual power is very weak, I have never eaten even a serious ghost, but only a demon essence. But this "Netherworld Five Hell Soul Refining Talisman" is also the most introductory technique in the Ghost Sutra, and it is not difficult to draw.
Half an hour later, I had drawn ten of them.
The beautiful girl is impatient, and she is stinky and beautiful: "Little brother, are you teasing the old lady?" How do I feel like I am now, holding the Tai Chi Bagua Mirror in one hand and cinnabar in the other, which is very funny...... Well, it's okay to be funny, no one else knows about it anyway. But my sister's blown-up skin, and her fair-skinned and snowy little tender face are almost tanned in the sun. What about ghost babies? None of the ghosts saw a single one. ”
Me: "Don't worry, wait a little longer......"
Beauty: "Good! Give you another five minutes. In five minutes, if the ghost baby doesn't come out yet, you go back to the bureau with me. ”
Only give five minutes?
I looked at this beautiful girl, the patience on her face had been exhausted, and if the ghost baby didn't come out for five minutes, I wondered if she would dare to take me to the police station. No, I've got to get another soaking of boy pee.
However, just as I was peeing at the mouth of the well, the beautiful girl suddenly screamed and kicked me in the ass.
I'll go! I stumbled and almost fell headlong into the well.
What's the situation, the ghost baby hasn't come out yet, I look around, and the surroundings are very safe.
Besides, even if the ghost baby came out, she shouldn't have kicked me.
I made a bitter face: "Sister Beauty, what are you doing?" ”
The beautiful girl gritted her teeth and glared angrily: "You pee and don't wash your hands?" ”
I was speechless: "Boss, look around, where is there water in the wilderness near here?" You can't let me jump into the well to wash it. ”
The beautiful girl went crazy and yelled at me, "Bastard! What was the water in your hands when you opened my eyes just now? ”
I smiled awkwardly, I was too nervous last time, and I accidentally got a little bit on my hand: "Sister, your reflex arc is a bit long......"
Meiniu: "If it weren't for you peeing again, my mother wouldn't have cared about what happened just now." You...... You dare to wipe urine on the old lady's face, hehe...... You're dead...... You're dead......"
It's not just me who is dead!
Today, if the two of us are a little careless, I'm afraid we will all die.
At this moment, a terrible and piercing scream suddenly came from the bottom of the well.
The beautiful girl didn't care about making trouble with me, her brows furrowed suddenly, and she looked at me: "What sound?" ”
Me: "What else could it be?" That ghost baby......"
We cautiously poked our heads into the deep well. The ancient well does not wave, and the water at the bottom of the well is originally like a mirror, without waves. At this moment, the well water shook slowly, as if a big fish was swimming in it.
The shaking became more and more violent, and the well water formed a whirlpool, spinning wildly inside, and the cries of the ghost babies inside became more and more agitated and violent.
It's out!
Like a dead child who has peeled off his skin, his hands and feet are pulling at the smooth wall of the well, and he is fast, staring at me and the beautiful girl, and suddenly rushing out.
With a solemn face, I took out a Netherworld Five Hell Soul Refining Talisman, and shouted: "Quickly use the Tai Chi Bagua Bronze Mirror to smash its forehead, as soon as the ghost door is broken, my charm can multiply its damage!" ”
I just waited for the beautiful girl to break the ghost baby's head with a bronze mirror, and then I put the charm on it.
If this thing is done, the ghost baby will definitely be greatly injured, and at least half of its combat effectiveness will be lost.
At that time, if the ghost baby still dares to rush up, the ink fountain red line gossip formation arranged at the mouth of the well will be able to trap it.
The beautiful girl and I only need to pull the red rope, drag it to the sun and expose it, and then wrap the Netherworld Five Hell Soul Refining Talisman with a copper coin sword, and pierce it directly into its heart, this ghost baby will definitely die on the spot.
However, I took a side look, and there were still some beautiful girls around.
This policewoman, who just said that I was feudal and superstitious, and was not afraid of an old lady, had already run out ten meters away, and then squatted behind a cypress tree, buried her head in her knees, covered her ears with her hands, and screamed at the top of her voice: "Ghost!! ”