Text Chapter 43 Ghost Film
People always have a kind of cheap mentality.
The more afraid you are of what to do, the more you want to do something,
For example, if someone is afraid of heights, the more he wants to go on the glass boardwalk, ride the roller coaster, parachute jump, and play hang gliding.
If it sounds good, it's called hunting; If it doesn't sound good, it is cheap.
Deng Shijie is almost this kind of person, is he timid?
You can probably see it by going to the ward office in the New Year.
So does he still dare to watch ghost movies?
The answer is yes, the more you are afraid, the more you have to look.
What about the Ke Ye Butterfly? The same is true.
On the second weekend of June, everyone was fine on this day, and Wu Di was also taking care of Deng Kai at home.
It can be said that Deng Shijie is completely free today, and his homework was completed yesterday, how can he not be happy?
So a few friends got together, what are you doing?
Let's play poker for a while.
"Three-three, bring a seven!"
"Thirty-nine with an eight!"
"Yes."
"Over!"
"Ten straights!"
"Four-five-bomb you!"
"King Bomb!"
Win less and lose more, Deng Shijie's cards are not lucky, and he will lose every time he gambles.
So I never dared to be caught by my brothers and sisters during the Chinese New Year.
There are a lot of friends in the yard, Wu Yu and they are all here, and then Ke Yedie, Fang Fang and a few women also come to join in the fun.
If the landlord loses, he will go down by himself and replace it with someone else.
The landlord won, the peasants guessed and lost.
What do you do if you lose? Nor will it be idle.
Playing ball, table tennis.
It's been so long, and the few garbage rackets I bought at the beginning have long been turned into bare board rackets by them.
Not to mention, just the sound of hitting the ball is very feeling.
The only drawback is that you can't play the spin ball, and it's basically a straight ball.
Just in line with Deng Shijie's taste, this product pursues speed in playing, as well as long-distance diagonal balls.
There is nothing wrong with playing, the key is to meet a left-handed person like Wu Yu,
If you don't pay attention, you really have to be speechless.
Left-handers are prone to hanging corners, and they are obviously diagonal, and suddenly they run to the backhand.
You can't catch this kind of extremely cheap ball without twisting your feet and breaking your waist.
What are the girls doing?
It's not idle, don't you let us play cards, then play ball.
Playing badminton, you go to the scene to see their playing posture, that's called an elegant!
"Hey!"
brush, fell on the grass, the other party did not catch,
Ke Yedie scored a point,
"Hah!"
Wow, the ball went over the wire, it's so high, it's impossible to guard,
Fang Fang scored a point.
There are no rules, no reason, as long as you don't catch it, that's me score.
After a while, I don't know which two goods had a bad idea, saying that they wanted to watch a movie.
Very good, this is terrible, it was heard by Ke Yedie at the tip of his ear,
What are you waiting for, go straight home and move a notebook over,
"Say, what do you want to see?"
I'm asking you not to be so fast, okay, don't just finish it? Deng Shijie thought extremely speechlessly.
"Transformers. Cool! ”
"It's not good-looking, let's watch a comedy."
"Comedy? Isn't it fun enough now? ”
"What about love?"
"Fuck your sister, Lao Tzu is still single Wang, who do you want to abuse?"
"Ghost movie."
"Ghost movies? It's not good in broad daylight! ”
"It's okay, it's good to watch it during the day, it's so lively." Ke Yedie made the final decision.
Deng Shijie couldn't help but look over, is this a new round of death?
However, speaking of ghost movies, I really haven't seen anything, so why don't you watch it? So he said,
"What are you looking at?"
"Ghost Campus?"
"That's not pretty, it's not scary enough, it's too fake." Du Fei and Wu Yu agreed unanimously.
Die, you two are not afraid of ghosts, what you said is not scary enough, it's actually terrifying, right? Deng Shijie couldn't wait to grab the collars of these two people.
"In that case, let's watch the curse series."
"The one who scared people to death?"
"Well, I heard that a new movie has been released recently."
"See?" Deng Shijie turned his head and asked Ke Yedie,
The fear in Ke Yedie's eyes flashed, "Look! ”
"Hiccup ~ Hiccup ~" As soon as the movie opened, there were bursts of terrifying hiccups,
When you see it, you will realize that it is not a hiccup, but the sound of a dead baby crawling out of the womb.
What Deng Shijie can't forget the most is a scene in the movie where he picks up basketballs.
It's like this, in the men's bathroom of the school, there is a row of single rooms,
came in to go to the toilet, he was more bullish and turned a blind eye to the ghost sister,
Because he doesn't have yin and yang eyes?
Large, into the single room, there is a female ghost with a cloak in it, just behind him,
I don't know if such a scene is the director's bad taste or horror.
But that's not all.
Suddenly, a basketball rolled out without warning.
When it comes to basketball, everyone is familiar with it, what is there to be afraid of basketball?
At this moment when the basketball stopped, the whole space seemed to freeze, the man's tuba voice was gone, and the female ghost's crying voice was gone.
Suddenly, an old female ghost in white popped out of the door, lifted the ball, and the brush was gone.
Everyone was frightened by this sudden scene, and one of the friends was really scared.
Ke Yedie is carrying the computer so that she will not run away in fright,
But he also trembled and said: "I don't look at it, I don't watch it, who will carry it that you want to see?" ”
As for Deng Shijie, he pretended to be nothing.
At the same time, I am also very happy in my heart, Nima, fortunately I practiced hard with Brother Huang, otherwise I would have lost face and lost my hair.
"Deng Shijie, why are you still staying there when you come over for me?" Ke Yedie wants to leave and doesn't forget to take him away,
Good man, Deng Shijie burst into tears.
"Do you think I didn't know you were paralyzed? Get the hell out of here! ”
Spit out my thanks, I'm going to feed the dogs!
"Oh, okay, here we go!" Deng Shijie's first little brother attribute has been deeply rooted in the bone marrow.
Any order, any request, first agreed to before talking.
Ke Yedie took him home, what are you doing?
Ask for comfort!
It's good that she didn't cry on the spot, and if she can endure it until this moment, it is estimated that she will struggle in her heart.
"Deng Shijie, don't you want to say something?" Ke Yedie said with tears in her eyes.
"Well, actually, I'm scared to pee."
"Humph!" Unsatisfactory answer.
Do you need a language at this point? The vast number of male compatriots!
It's probably easier to act, and although it's not a movie theater, it's more like a crime here and now.
Holding it, he said while taking advantage: "Good, what are you afraid of, isn't this all fake?" ”
"Besides, have you forgotten what I said? Even if it's true, I will beat him and cry my father and call your mother to give you anger, so that she can scare my Ye Die. ”
"Good, good, don't be afraid."
"Hmm!"
This should be considered a complete merit, prepare to retreat,
Hey, why can't you let go, look down,
Girl, do you dare to circle your hands a little tighter? Is it that exaggerated?
It's still daylight.
In the future, your male ticket will take you to watch a horror movie, so you won't be able to watch it!
"Good, let go!"
I hugged it a little tighter.
"Good, let go!"
Alas, I can't breathe well.
"Are you loose?"
"I don't let go!"
"Shall I sue you for indecent assault?"
"Do they believe you or me?"
I was speechless, where is Maoshan, I will go to apprenticeship tomorrow, it is easier to catch ghosts.
"Let me hold it for a while, and I won't charge you money, is this still a good way for you to make a profit?"
Can I not buy your arrogant tone?
I don't want to take advantage of this cheapness, and it's messy to cut and untidy.
He gave up struggling, like a mosquito sticking to a mosquito, and if he couldn't struggle, he would enjoy a rare landing.