All Chapters_Chapter 23 Pressing the House
Oh my God, as soon as Grandma's words were finished, it was like throwing out a grenade, and the villagers dispersed with a very tacit hula of great understanding!
In fact, it wasn't very close to this man, even the man's daughter-in-law was some distance from the place where he was standing, but the funny thing was that as soon as the grandmother's voice fell, the man's daughter-in-law over there almost flashed away with the people in the village!
I stood there and didn't move, I felt something scared in my heart, there was nothing around the man, I didn't look at who pinched the man's face, and I was still there, is it my grandma scaring people, because grandma often scares me at home, don't go out to run at night, the wolf will take you away! Where is the wolf, I haven't seen what it looks like so far.
Seeing this, the man was also a little numb, and moved slightly at the air around him, "Auntie, don't scare me, there's nothing around me......"
"Aunt Xue can't scare people, she is a famous leader in our village!"
"Isn't it, I can let her show you that you are all picked up, and they are specially arranging a hall for Bao Jiaxian!"
"Yes, Black Mama! It's a black mother in the hall! ”
There is no need for my grandma to speak, the villagers who are seven or eight meters away are still busy and enthusiastic to help, and there are even more ugly people shouting at the man, at this time, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and let Aunt Xue break it for you! The one who suffers is a person like you who does not believe in evil!
Grandma waved her hand to interrupt everyone's speech, looked back at Grandma and opened her mouth, "Auntie, give me a cigarette." ”
Grandma nodded, and when she touched it, she realized that she didn't think about it, so she hurriedly spoke to the villagers, "Whoever has a cigarette in his pocket, take one and give it to Feng Nian!" ”
The onlookers took out their pockets in unison, and finally had to say that I am good, I am Honghe, and then took out a bumpy one and pointed it up for grandma, "Aunt Xue, okay." ”
Don't say, I didn't feel anything else when I was watching it on the side, I just felt that the inexplicable scenery, I don't know why, I haven't felt that grandma is a great god in the hall, and there are many fairies to arrange, that life seems troublesome and tiring to me, because grandma looks very tired after fiddling with it, but this situation, I look very satisfied, the little head is high, and I can't wait for others to come up and give me a point.
The crooked-mouthed man was even more stunned when he saw this posture, and he didn't know what he should do for a long time, so he just stood and looked at his grandmother, until he took a puff of cigarette and looked at the air beside the man, "What's the matter, what have you been doing with others." ”
"Ah, I ......"
The man was just about to speak, but Grandma raised her hand to interrupt him, "It's not about you." ”
Then, in the man's continued dazed eyes, Grandma nodded, took a deep breath and looked at the man, "Big nephew, do you have a dollar in your pocket?" ”
"Ah, a dollar?"
The man was still in the clouds, "Yes." ”
"Give it to me."
Grandma stretched out her hand, and the people in the village looked at the man and were anxious, "Hurry up, just let Aunt Xue show you this face!" ”
The man didn't know if he really wanted to give it or was drunk by the people in the village, so he took out a dollar and gave it to his grandmother, and after taking it, he handed it to his grandmother, "Take out some of the gold ingots you folded, ten is enough." ”
Grandma didn't ask much, and hurried into the hospital with small steps.
Grandma stood still and didn't move, curtain, threw away the cigarette and plucked it with her feet, and suddenly cut off a few of my hairs with her backhand.
This cold action gave me a painful grin, "Grandma, it hurts ......"
Grandma didn't pay attention to me, borrowed a lighter, and waited for Grandma to take out the gold ingots, signaled Grandma to put the gold ingots on the ground, bent down and drew a circle in front of the man, but left a hole in the air next to the man, and then lit the gold ingots in the circle.
Before the burn was finished, grandma brushed my hair with fire, and at the same time, grandma pushed my burnt hair hard in the palm of her hand, and spit at the same time, "Big nephew, I'm sorry!" ”
Before the man could react, Grandma slapped the man in the face, and the 'snap' sound was simply harsh: "Let you see more!" Is that what you watched!! ”
This slap slashed it, not only stunned the man, but even the onlookers in the village were stupid.
Of course, grandma didn't give everyone time to react at all, and hit two big mouths in a row, all of which were on the man's crooked face, and when the fight was over, grandma let out a long breath, looked at the ingots that had just been burned, and whispered softly, "The money was also sent to you, and I also helped you out, so if you are interested, let's leave quickly......"
I swear it didn't take more than two minutes for my grandmother to start like a flint, and my scalp was still hurting!
"Auntie, what are you doing beating me, you can't slap me no matter what......"
The man seemed to have just reacted, covering his red face and full of anger, "What is wrong with you getting started without saying a word, I only ...... you because of your age."
"Alright."
Grandma interrupted him, raised her hand and rubbed my head, "Don't you see that your mouth is fine?" ”
"Huh?"
The man seemed to only care about the pain in his face, and touched his mouth, "Mom, I'm really back, I'm here, I'm here!" ”
Seeing this, the villagers gathered around again, "Look! Aunt Xue is different when she makes a move! Let's just say you picked it up! ”
The man's daughter-in-law reacted relatively quickly, looking at her grandmother and thanking her again and again, "Oh, auntie, thank you so much, we didn't know what happened just now, thank you for being old, Jianguo, how can one dollar be enough, auntie has to give you fifty or sixty if you have to give you a good mouth!" ”
Grandma took my hand and shook her head, "You don't need money for very small things, I asked him to buy ingots from me, and I gave it to you for free, but that thing was offended by you, and you have to use the money to buy ingots, so I asked you to pay a dollar, and it will be fine if he sends it away, remember, don't look at the excitement in the future......"
The man who called Jianguo scratched his head, "I didn't see anything." ”
"Why didn't you see anything!"
His daughter-in-law was anxious, "Didn't you see someone crashing on the road, the bloodstained hula, I said I don't want you to see it, you have to go to see it, I said it's unlucky, auntie, is it making trouble about this." ”
Grandma snorted, "If you send it away, you don't need to talk about it anymore, just pay attention next time." As he spoke, he glanced at the old Cui family's house, "You want to move here." ”
"Yes, the house we just bought, auntie, let's go in and sit for a while."
"No need." Grandma shook her head, "The person who sold your house didn't say anything about this situation." ”
"I said, we know that Lao Cui drank and died in this house last year, and his uncle made it clear when he sold our house, it has been empty for more than a year, and if it weren't for the death, it wouldn't be so cheap, and he also said that he was afraid that we would commit taboos or something, but my husband didn't believe this!"
The woman said, and suddenly looked at her grandmother with some nervousness, "Auntie, I don't tell you anything, I actually don't believe it, but I have a crooked mouth, I am really muttering now, you say, we live in this house and it's fine, don't ...... it for three days."
Grandma smiled, "Although Lao Cui died by drinking, he also ran six before he died, don't make any mistakes, what's your family name." ”
"My husband's surname is Li, his name is Li Jianguo, and my surname is Liu, and my name is Liu Li."
Grandma's brows tightened slightly after hearing this, "Your surnames are not suitable for pressing the house, just find someone surnamed Zhao or a person surnamed Bi to help you put the whip, and there will be no trouble in the future." ”